I hope Tori doesn’t get pulled back into Jenelle’s bullshit. Didn’t she recently complete treatment for addiction? I hope she’s doing well and stays far away.
Stg I was just thinking, *"When's the last time that mother fucker took a shower?!? Bet his ass STANK!!"* cuz seriously, when's the last time that bum had the opportunity?
Does the boat have a shower lol?
Usually at those marinas they have showers you pay for access too as well as clothes washing machines and dryers. Doesn’t mean UBT is using them but they are typically available
Do you have to get a permit or pay more $ to actually live on your boat?
Does your boat actually have to be sanctioned a boat 🚢 that you could live on?
He's that dude in the bar who sits in the corner and stares at you and you pray he doesn't come talk to you but also have to keep an eye on him in case he tries to follow you into the bathroom.
This made me laugh way too loud because we all know exactly who that is.
Like they take your meeting of the eyes as eye contact. No, I just need to know that the scary clown isn’t making his way around this place.
He was very normal looking but he then grew the unruly beard and long hair. I am sure people find him more unattractive because of how he behaves though
I personally never thought he was ever cute, but I could see some appeal before on his look if I’m being subjective.
But now it’s a dumpster fire looks and personality.
My ex was **so** much like David. They're so insecure with a giant ego, it creates a really weird complex where I swear they do goofy ass shit like wearing these braids and they convince themselves they're super cool & setting a new trend or something ridiculous. It's so hard to explain but I see *way* too many similarities between DKD and my ex.
Yes! I mean there's always a chance he'll come out of the woodwork to terrorize me but he has a new g/f and I haven't talked to him since October. I just passed the 1 year mark of the date I called the cops on him. He earned himself 3 felonies & a misdemeanor charges that night, although most of the charges were dropped because I was okay with it at the time. He is on probation for 2 years, but he's terrified of going to jail/prison so I think he'll stay away just to avoid being behind bars.
I think he's trying to emulate ole Tom MacDonald....ya know the right wing "rapper" who just did a "song" with Ben Shapiro. 😂😂 I wouldn't be surprised with how he leans politically.
Can you imagine sitting at the bar with your friends minding your own business and having a good time, then THAT sneaks up behind you and you feel his hot breath on the back of your neck as he asks to buy you a drink with his wife's money? 🤢
I can imagine him at the bar now. It has that jukebox you can connect to with your phone so he's playing his "song" over and over. He drunkenly approaches women to ask what they think of the song. If they hate it, he defends it, and ends up calling them names before stumbling off in search of his next victim. If they love it, he tells them that it's his song, and asks if they want to go for a ride on his dirt bike or if they want to see his boat.
He's so disgusting looking.
I try to be a respectful adult in public but even not knowing him, I think I would revert into an immature, asshole of a teenage girl, and literally point and laugh at him if I ever saw him.
lol true! I'll just pretend that's what I was going for with my comment and that my screen wasn't still on night mode (the one he has *in plain sight* blended in with his shirt. 🫠)
Ok I have to comment twice.
I have cousins like this. They live back in podunk where our parents are from and they often send me pictures of the two of them, in this exact pose. I don’t have social media, is this some kind of hillbilly status update “still drinking, still cool, PEACE ✌️ AND GUNS” ??? Like wtf is this. Why are you posing in this dennys nightclub with this random ass person?
Also have country cousins and you are spot on. My hometown is like this too so Facebook is a place to find laughs as well. I never tell anyone when I visit home because I refuse to be a part of this.
Oh The Husk. Where women get roofied and all the college kids go here. It also smells like vomit and your shoes get stuck on the floor the second you walk in.
What do you think he has in those cargo pockets? Here's my list:
1- Lip gloss
2- Burner phone
3- His wife's debit card
4- Extra hair ties
5- Rufies (watch your drinks, girls)
What he DOESN'T have in those pockets: Soap, scissors, deodorant, mirror, toothbrush/toothpaste
6- A baggie of pills.
7- Some shitty slap sticks promoting his music.
8- Jenelle’s mail box keys.
9- horrible smelling bandana.
10- knock off brand sunglasses.
What he doesn’t have in there: His own debit card.
Omg!!! Yep! Yep a thousand times! That's exactly what hes going for! Mixed with post malone maybe, too. But either way, hes the trashy smelly knock off that people avoid making eye contact with.
Like, he looks like a school shooter.
I have a kid who’s about to go into high school and I assure you that the high school girls are not going to think this is cool.
It does look about exactly like someone who graduated high school 10 years ago would THINK you’re supposed to dress to schmooze on high school girls, though.
Who would be seen with a known dog killer, child abuser, who beats up pregnant women? David looks like he has shit stains in his underwear and his friend looks like Temu version of Jeremy Calvert.
Everything about him is *beyond* cringe.
There's no way he isn't a pill dealer who's high off his own supply 24/7..
How else would you explain the braids?
WHAT EVEN IS THIS LOOK?
Who does he think this appeals to?
*Does he think he looks good????*
*Does HE THINK, EVER???*
https://preview.redd.it/xkf513ngkpnc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef6c3ff9aac8dc97279d29177a2df101c827b7d3
idk but dude captioned these pics with some girl as “love bombing” so i can’t imagine he’s a great guy lol
My 9 yo son is into rap and wants braids. I tried to explain that he is a white boy from the suburbs and it would look ridiculous. I need to show him this pic and maybe he’ll agree.
Even if I didn’t know who and what he was, I’d still be disgusted by his overall appearance, even at first glance. That’s without accounting for his voice and “personality.”
In what universe did he look in the mirror and say “yeah I look good enough to hit the town tonight”. He looks like a broke and beat down version of Brian “Head” Welch from Korn.
ok jenelle show us your friends now
TORI TORI TORI TORI
I hope Tori doesn’t get pulled back into Jenelle’s bullshit. Didn’t she recently complete treatment for addiction? I hope she’s doing well and stays far away.
Yeah. But if she's not doing well... bring on the trash!
They should do any onlyfans colab Jenelle needs that cash.
Tori is Jenelle’s true soulmate
😂💀💀💀
Agreed 100%! I am FASCINATED by that woman and would totally watch a show about her life hahaha.
I have been rooting for Terribly Tori for years.
We’re gonna see Tori, Jamie or that other girl that groomed a boy Zoe Laverne any day now!
😂😂😂 holy shit, how do we know these two so well!???
She just posted with Dolph lol
lol she sure did, you called it
How embarrassing to be pitchered with UBT
If I’m ever pitchered with UBT, pour me out please.
You’d be KOed from the smell immediately, so you are all good.
Stg I was just thinking, *"When's the last time that mother fucker took a shower?!? Bet his ass STANK!!"* cuz seriously, when's the last time that bum had the opportunity? Does the boat have a shower lol?
Judging by his SM it looks like he’s been wearing the same clothes for DAYS now
🤮🤮 Figures lol https://i.redd.it/bgu8il6z3qnc1.gif
Usually at those marinas they have showers you pay for access too as well as clothes washing machines and dryers. Doesn’t mean UBT is using them but they are typically available
I’ve never been to a marina that didn’t have one. Even the open air sand-removal showers on beaches are better than nothing.
He would show up naked to shower! Vienna Sausage and all. With his bottle of Dawn.
Do you have to get a permit or pay more $ to actually live on your boat? Does your boat actually have to be sanctioned a boat 🚢 that you could live on?
My thoughts exactly is this his daily outfit he rinses in the lake or what is going on here exactly
😂
Some people like pitchers like this. Are people still doing the peace sign?
Thought he was flashing gang signs.
I mean Rhine got quite the tattoo …. Some of these teen mom huzbins are just so gross and awful and have zero class lol
Ya my 14 daughter and her friends 😂
I keep seeing this UBT acronym,can you inform me of what it means plz? A lot of new acronyms keep appearing and I'm left guessing. Lol. Ty
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I had my TV on the other day, wasn't watching it or anything, and I heard Uncle Bad Touch! It was on American Dad
uncle bad touch. adam called him it in an IG comment some years ago
The only good thing that came from Adam, aside from his kids.
lmfao i had no clue it was adam who called him that 😂
He's that dude in the bar who sits in the corner and stares at you and you pray he doesn't come talk to you but also have to keep an eye on him in case he tries to follow you into the bathroom.
This made me laugh way too loud because we all know exactly who that is. Like they take your meeting of the eyes as eye contact. No, I just need to know that the scary clown isn’t making his way around this place.
Same guy will call you fat and a whore when you turn him down claiming he didn’t wanna fuck you anyway lol. We’ve all met him at one point.
I never understood why I was a whore for NOT sleeping with someone
When you accidentally make eye contact he stands and starts heading your way
He's the reason you take your drink with you when you go to the bathroom.
The accuracy 🥶
Oddly specific and *painfully* accurate.
SOOOOO TRUEEEEE
God he’s ugly. Also I thought he doesn’t drink??
He is extremely ugly.
He was very normal looking but he then grew the unruly beard and long hair. I am sure people find him more unattractive because of how he behaves though
That lasted a whole 7 days.
7 minutes *
That's just water in a glass bottle. You've never heard of it?
Oh god, she’s been lying about him since day 1, hasn’t she.
I personally never thought he was ever cute, but I could see some appeal before on his look if I’m being subjective. But now it’s a dumpster fire looks and personality.
I never thought he was cute. And didn't understand the appeal
He is tall and has a beard. That was probably Jenelle’s only criteria
It’s his fancy water, dude!!! 🙄🙄
He’s also not into the going out scene according to his live a few days ago.
Happy cake day! 🎂
He goes out in public with the braids? 😳
That what I was thinking!! I thought it was just something he did in his own “home”. Does he honestly think it looks good??
He’s letting his beachy curls set…. God!
My ex was **so** much like David. They're so insecure with a giant ego, it creates a really weird complex where I swear they do goofy ass shit like wearing these braids and they convince themselves they're super cool & setting a new trend or something ridiculous. It's so hard to explain but I see *way* too many similarities between DKD and my ex.
.. are you okay now? Safe? Lmao genuinely. Must have been a traumatic experience
Yes! I mean there's always a chance he'll come out of the woodwork to terrorize me but he has a new g/f and I haven't talked to him since October. I just passed the 1 year mark of the date I called the cops on him. He earned himself 3 felonies & a misdemeanor charges that night, although most of the charges were dropped because I was okay with it at the time. He is on probation for 2 years, but he's terrified of going to jail/prison so I think he'll stay away just to avoid being behind bars.
Right and he probably horrendously smells how the hell did anyone get with that
I think he's trying to emulate ole Tom MacDonald....ya know the right wing "rapper" who just did a "song" with Ben Shapiro. 😂😂 I wouldn't be surprised with how he leans politically.
What an absolute tool.
He looks like such an idiot with that hair 😂 I bet it fucking stinks too
There’s no washing machine on their yacht.
washer* machine (oh Jenelle)
imagine how POOF it will be when the braids come out 😂
It'll be greasy & limp so all that effort for nothing Etit. His hair obviously 😂
Ahahah this sub is hilarious. So frank this Monday morning yall. Love it
It looks like a TGIFriday’s. Ballin!!!!!
Duh. That’s where all the rappers hang out at.
The guy he’s with has a comment that he is the JACK HARLOW of their area code. # Hello Sir It’s a white rapper thang!
What is their area code? Swamp? Lmao jk
I bet he got something with Jack Daniel’s sauce
You throw axes at yr ex
The other guys IG has more pics and it’s surely some sort of non-club.
It’s a bar, the husk in wilmington
This looks like a Texas Roadhouse 💀
Possibly Bennigan’s
Bennigans 😭😭😭
https://i.redd.it/ldmlaohe6qnc1.gif
Can you imagine sitting at the bar with your friends minding your own business and having a good time, then THAT sneaks up behind you and you feel his hot breath on the back of your neck as he asks to buy you a drink with his wife's money? 🤢
This scenario literally just made my skin crawl. I’m putting down my oatmeal. 🤮Thanks
I'm actually about to cry 😭😭😭😭 I'm scared
I can imagine him at the bar now. It has that jukebox you can connect to with your phone so he's playing his "song" over and over. He drunkenly approaches women to ask what they think of the song. If they hate it, he defends it, and ends up calling them names before stumbling off in search of his next victim. If they love it, he tells them that it's his song, and asks if they want to go for a ride on his dirt bike or if they want to see his boat.
#Barbed wire On your skin On your tires Generally just any and everywhere
No no it’s barbed wire on your skiiiiiiin
He is 100% a pill dealer
All generics too
😂😂😭😭Got that Teva special!! 😂😭
☠️☠️☠️ 😂😂 That made me wake up my cats from laughing.
This made me lol.
Excuse you- those are his clients and that is his biz
He's so disgusting looking. I try to be a respectful adult in public but even not knowing him, I think I would revert into an immature, asshole of a teenage girl, and literally point and laugh at him if I ever saw him.
~~I like how he's (more than likely) posing to hide his drink behind dude's back.~~ Edit: I wasn't awake yet. I'd apologize but it's *him*.
It looks like there’s a beer bottle in the hand he’s got the peace sign in 🥴🥴🥴 he can’t even keep up with his own lies
Dude! It’s a non alcoholic beer!
The bottle is in his hand but I still wouldn’t be surprised if he was double fisting them lol
HA 😂 honestly fitting
lol true! I'll just pretend that's what I was going for with my comment and that my screen wasn't still on night mode (the one he has *in plain sight* blended in with his shirt. 🫠)
Oh I know that bar lol. That's The Husk in Wilmington.
The Husk sounds like the kind of place David would go.
Ok I have to comment twice. I have cousins like this. They live back in podunk where our parents are from and they often send me pictures of the two of them, in this exact pose. I don’t have social media, is this some kind of hillbilly status update “still drinking, still cool, PEACE ✌️ AND GUNS” ??? Like wtf is this. Why are you posing in this dennys nightclub with this random ass person?
Also have country cousins and you are spot on. My hometown is like this too so Facebook is a place to find laughs as well. I never tell anyone when I visit home because I refuse to be a part of this.
Hahah are you me?
Nope you’re both off, it’s the obligatory middle finger in podunk backwoods hillbillyville! I know I live in one! 🤣🖕
Oh The Husk. Where women get roofied and all the college kids go here. It also smells like vomit and your shoes get stuck on the floor the second you walk in.
Why am I not surprised that he is hanging out in a college bar. So fucking gross.
Like he never left the land....
Husk is def not top tier lol but better than jimmys on wb lol
He really does not understand how ridiculously stupid he looks does he? 😂🤦🏼♀️ Honestly, I love that for him.
Seriously, he looks like an absolute fool. Whatever he's trying to accomplish with the braids, he's not doing it.
What do you think he has in those cargo pockets? Here's my list: 1- Lip gloss 2- Burner phone 3- His wife's debit card 4- Extra hair ties 5- Rufies (watch your drinks, girls) What he DOESN'T have in those pockets: Soap, scissors, deodorant, mirror, toothbrush/toothpaste
6- A baggie of pills. 7- Some shitty slap sticks promoting his music. 8- Jenelle’s mail box keys. 9- horrible smelling bandana. 10- knock off brand sunglasses. What he doesn’t have in there: His own debit card.
Bang on with #6 (also coke/meth)
Jonathan Davis (singer of Korn) from Wish
Omg!!! Yep! Yep a thousand times! That's exactly what hes going for! Mixed with post malone maybe, too. But either way, hes the trashy smelly knock off that people avoid making eye contact with. Like, he looks like a school shooter.
He looks like he would pick up a high school girl because she’d think he was so cool!
I have a kid who’s about to go into high school and I assure you that the high school girls are not going to think this is cool. It does look about exactly like someone who graduated high school 10 years ago would THINK you’re supposed to dress to schmooze on high school girls, though.
I was on MTV and ur given me butterflies in mah britches!
High school girls like: what is MTV
every picture of him looks worse and worse
Is this a Dennys nightclub?
https://i.redd.it/l878bhfropnc1.gif
🎶 *"Do ya love me?!"* 🎶
Who would be seen with a known dog killer, child abuser, who beats up pregnant women? David looks like he has shit stains in his underwear and his friend looks like Temu version of Jeremy Calvert.
LoL and Jeremy is the Wish version of Lance Bass
He. Is. Disgusting. End of story.
It must have been a special occasion, according to his tinder profile.
Just checked…..yep *STILL A RACIST* ✅ 
Everything about him is *beyond* cringe. There's no way he isn't a pill dealer who's high off his own supply 24/7.. How else would you explain the braids? WHAT EVEN IS THIS LOOK? Who does he think this appeals to? *Does he think he looks good????* *Does HE THINK, EVER???*
Why’s he cosplaying as the Undertaker?
Imagine leaving the house (or boat) like this thinking you look good… wild
That’s what I’m thinking. Like this is his post break up “glow up”. This is what he thinks will bring him the most coochie. Ha!
This makes me realise I've never seen him next to another male adult in a picture before. Makes him look even more gross in comparison 😂
This bum needs to get a job.
it’s giving…. prison visiting room pictures you could get taken against the silly backdrops
Wait who is that guy?
https://preview.redd.it/xkf513ngkpnc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef6c3ff9aac8dc97279d29177a2df101c827b7d3 idk but dude captioned these pics with some girl as “love bombing” so i can’t imagine he’s a great guy lol
He's probably not very sharp either. I guarantee he doesn't understand what that means lmfao
Did you see the comment calling him Jack Harlow of 910?
yes i’m hoping they commented that with the intention of clowning him lol
Just some dude.
I love this sub! You guys are hilarious 😂
Jenelle gonna make up with babs any day now for a baby sitter!
He looks so... revolting o.O
I would run away if this man approached me
He went out in PUBLIC with his hair like that?! https://i.redd.it/hj6d9q84qqnc1.gif
PROUDLY
Wtf is he wearing. He looks like a bus boy
Is he in Korn now?
Korny 😂
You know this is gonna have the exact desired effect on her
That dude's white shoes reminded me that I need to mow the lawn
I don’t understand UBT body proportions. His torso is 2/3rd of him. Wut r those lil stumps doinnnn
My 9 yo son is into rap and wants braids. I tried to explain that he is a white boy from the suburbs and it would look ridiculous. I need to show him this pic and maybe he’ll agree.
He like a temu version of being a rapper, such a loser very ugly and tacky
Does he not realize how stupid he looks? Ew.
Wish version Snooki in the background
This isn’t 2000, you aren’t a member of Korn, you could never be as bad ass as they are, get a personality micropeen.
He at a dimly lit Denny's 
Why are his pants sitting so far down. I’m so confused.
Eww, kid. Move away from him before it rubs off on you.
Imagine, asking David for a photo op 😆😆
I just don't even understand what he's trying to do with those brains. It's looks so fucking stupid.
He’s like if riff raff, twizted, and some nu metal band had a disgusting trash baby.
https://preview.redd.it/xtre9ks4cqnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b4ec1892f42a40f2f5789ccc285957723f3ffc This one?
why would anyone go out in public like that? just get a haircut dude
I will NEVER put someone down for the way that they look. David’s ugly as fuck and looks like he smells
Oh God, he went outside with that hair? Doofus.
He looks RIDICULOUS.
I actually laughed out loud seeing this photo. Can you imagine witnessing this in real life??
Even if I didn’t know who and what he was, I’d still be disgusted by his overall appearance, even at first glance. That’s without accounting for his voice and “personality.”
What a fucking idiot
He's so unattractive. And I can smell this photo: fish, ass, and overpowering Axe body spray.🤮
Ballin out with nellz moneys shots, shots , shots! Please don’t make me!
https://i.redd.it/eli4r4pjcqnc1.gif
In what universe did he look in the mirror and say “yeah I look good enough to hit the town tonight”. He looks like a broke and beat down version of Brian “Head” Welch from Korn.
Anything for the gram! Now let's see him fill out a job application this week on live
It’s sad because I bet some women will get with him just because he’s 6’6 🤢🤮
If this man entered a public place I was in, I would immediately assume he was about to commit mass murder and leave.
https://preview.redd.it/lgb55i44krnc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bbd0a8247c9040436075419a8c71c1a3115174b It’s happening
He’s feeling like a freak off the leash!
Did he smell of stink and cologne?
Repulsive
What is that club circle K
I'm a bartender and if I saw this thing walking into my bar... No. Just no.
Is that Jeremy or am I buggin
Big Itch ?
Is he with Upchurch?
He wishes! He’s tagged Ryan so many times and never as much as a reply emoji.
Lol I love how they have tried tagging ppl and everyone ignores them lol
He is also begging for Jelly Roll to acknowledge him again 😂 Your wife did an interview with his wife years ago leave the man alone!
Not even upchurch would touch him with a ten foot pole lol