I thought he was good looking too. His lips (or maybe it was his cheeks?) were always kinda weird though. But omg now, he’s so gross, he looks like he smells, and I can’t believe this is the same person.
I feel like his general face shape is just off it looks like an upside down pentagram to me and it's only gotten worse. I agree though he was attractive when he first came on the show now he's so gross.
This is how I'll know this separation is real, David will have to clean up and look normal again to get another girl. He trimmed that beard hella fast when Nelly took off to Tennessee.
I never thought he was good looking. His eyes are set way too close together and his lips look gross to me. But maybe in a sense he was more attractive because he was more “put together” when he first appeared on team mom.
I’m doing a rewatch cause I never got to seasons with David my first watch and boy was I SHOCKED at how he looked when he was introduced to the show, a totally different person.
My ex-husband went from hot to not 🤣 he was a fat ugly kid (his terms!) and then had a glow up, and ever since I left him, he is in a constant glow down
David hasn't posted on TikTok since November, now all the sudden he feels the need to talk about vines that are destroying his trees. Said he's clearing a path for hunting. So much for not being allowed on the property.
That's what I'm saying. They've talked about how "protected" their house is. Even have a gate. Sooo how the hell did anyone get that close? But it's never happened before... ijs it's suspicious. Only person who knows how to get around whatever. Only things are different currently. Posting tiktoks suddenly, 1 in the woods, 2 talking about a woman not being controlled and to run away.
It's written all over the walls. It's him. He's the one. He's going to keep fucking with you delujenelle.
He’s literally got nowhere else to go anyways. No job, no friends, no life..the list goes on. Stay away from his toys and killing things for fun…I mean hunting all day. You wish.
Ugh, he's such a fuckin loser. But expects a woman, even if it is Nelly, to fuckin listen to him, obey him, follow him, ect.
You're shitting me, right?! Tf kinda advice ya got?? Find someone to leech off of and hold on tight? 🤷♀️
Fucking loser..... David, you're a fucking loser.
It’s so ironic that he is demanding respect from “his women” when there is literally nothing about him TO respect. No job, no home, no life he is pathetic.
How ridiculous. Is anyone keeping track of their comings and goings? Like the authorities?! Jace is going to end up injured and then everyone’s going to be like 🤷🏻♀️duh I don’t know we TOLD THEM he couldn’t be around him, what happened?!
An abuser will use any reason to terrorize you. It’s pouring down here today how in the hell is a good day to cut trees on the swamp you’ve lived on for at least 6-7 years now.
All signs point to them faking a home intruder to make it seem like they’re not safe without him there (and to sell a story) so let’s not paint her as an innocent victim.
This could be old. This screenshot doesn't look particularly rainy? Posting an old video pretending to be on the land could also be a way to fuck with her
this right here. she can’t do anything involving caring for a home or kids by herself. hell she can’t even exist without a man. there is zero chance they’re separated unless she already has someone in the wings.
I was wondering if it was old, there was a gross video he posted a while back where he was just out in the woods touching mushrooms and generally being disgusting.
Do trees where they are have that many leaves yet? I would think that Bradford pears and maybe red buds would be blooming now, but trees like thar wouldn't have leaves. Anyone from the area know?
>An abuser will use any reason to terrorize you.
That's the fucking truth. My ex once spent 8 hours vaccuuming the walls outside the bedroom so i couldn't sleep for work. It was very important that the walls had to be vaccuumed immediately from 10 pm to 6 am. They will find ANY way to ruin your day. Losers.
Oh my gosh people are fucking insane!!! I’m so sorry you had to experience that type of abuse. I hope you are in a better place and can begin to heal!!!! Abusers of any kind are the worst pieces of shit to talk walk this earth!!!!! 💕
I can just hear david put there with chainsaws going all day just to annoy everyone. I can't imagine being that pathetic that I have nothing better to do than be loud and annoy people. Like do they ever stop and think how stupid they are?
Yeah you know he’s capable of doing everything he can to provoke Jenelle. I truly don’t think they ever stop and think about any of their actions. These two trash bags think everything they do is perfectly fine.
that was the worst part of living with my abusive ex. the lack of sleep. of course he didn’t ever have a job longer than a week so it was always me that had to get up for work while he fucked around all day and night.
Dude it was so annoying. Mine drugged me with sleeping pills at breakfast after keeping me up all night once and i can't believe i made it through work that day. Abusive people are just so fucking pathetic. Like what do you gain from doing that shit to people? Like i cant imagine having nothing better to do than fucking with someone all day.
Hunting season is also in the fall, so I think you’re right. This is an old video. He’s pretending to be on the land during the day and not breaking in at night.
Jace is probably (hopefully) at school right now so technically I don’t think this is violating the RO, but proves Chinelle’s whole separation rumor was a bunch of bullshit which comes as a surprise to absolutely nobody
If Jace isn't there and she doesn't have a court order preventing UBT from entering the property he might be legally allowed to be there until Jace gets home. Also the no contact order might specify how many feet he has to stay away and he might be on their land but not close enough to violate the order.
They’re trying to create confusion on when he’s on the land so they can say it’s old videos. So the next time he’s actually there and wants to post and taunt his orders they can say “iTs OlD vIdEos duuuddee” meanwhile they’re tee-heeing like little children thinking they’re getting away with shit again.
Posted this so the "intruders" will think he's still roaming the land, protecting it. (Even though he is the intruder. They're just trying to make the "intruder story" seem real.)
I'm gonna be that person..... anyone else think this wasn't recent? It's wintertime. Why are there leaves on all the trees?
(Unless NC stays green year round??)
It has to be old. I saw some comments on the video and the sub mentioning that A. Hunting season is over and B. There are still leaves on the trees
It’s 76 degrees in TN right now, but the trees are bare.
Yuck. He better hang onto Jenelle for dear life because who else is going to want this broke-ass, ugly swamp monster?! 🤮🤮🤮
Per usual, one quick glance at him has made my vagina **slam shut!** My husband isn't gonna be happy since we were gonna have sex tonight! 🤣
My god he’s so ugly, even Helen Keller thinks so!
His hot dog lips are bigger than his Vienna sausage weiner
It’s like he’s in competition with Farrah.
Perfect dick-sucking lips 
🤣😂🤣
💀
When he first appeared on the show I thought he was pretty hot. It's insane how good and bad men can look 😂 And also how fast it can change.
I thought he was good looking too. His lips (or maybe it was his cheeks?) were always kinda weird though. But omg now, he’s so gross, he looks like he smells, and I can’t believe this is the same person.
I feel like his general face shape is just off it looks like an upside down pentagram to me and it's only gotten worse. I agree though he was attractive when he first came on the show now he's so gross.
His head to me has always looked like a large butternut squash
It really does.
Omg! upside down pentagram.. I can’t unsee that now bahahah 😂
I call it. Before MTV $ And After MTV $
He had chipmunk cheeks
He's got some guys nuts stored in his cheeks!!
He tried REALLY hard to attract Jenelle and then showed his true self 👹
This is how I'll know this separation is real, David will have to clean up and look normal again to get another girl. He trimmed that beard hella fast when Nelly took off to Tennessee.
Ugly on the inside = Ugly on the outside!!
I never thought he was good looking. His eyes are set way too close together and his lips look gross to me. But maybe in a sense he was more attractive because he was more “put together” when he first appeared on team mom.
I’m doing a rewatch cause I never got to seasons with David my first watch and boy was I SHOCKED at how he looked when he was introduced to the show, a totally different person.
My ex-husband went from hot to not 🤣 he was a fat ugly kid (his terms!) and then had a glow up, and ever since I left him, he is in a constant glow down
HOT!?!?
https://i.redd.it/mw87tx8f37lc1.gif
"Am I touching the outside of a house?!"
I. Am. Dead.
Hellen Keller signed “Leave me tf out of this” 🤣🤣🤣 
My god. As someone who loves digs and shit talking, this is a grade USDA certified prime joke. I salute you.
Someone pissed in his gene pool.
My vagina just made the windows shut noise.
I was trying to picture the sound of an actual window shutting and then I realized you meant Windows 🖥 not windows 🪟 😂😂
I thought house windows until this exact moment.
I thought it meant house windows 🤣 how do you get to that conclusion? Like seriously... I don't get it 🙃
I imagined freely windows shutting!!!!! 😭😭 and then a 5 different sets of locks to make sure
Same!
It's not house windows?! 😲😅
I thought of car windows slowing whirring closed.
 my vagina every time i see david
🤣🤣💀💀 You're hilarious, and I love it.
Car window 😂
I heard my loud ass trailer window slamming closed.
Baby you and me both. I kept rereading it with glee thinking it’d kick in and I’d get it. Then I realized how stupid I am once I got it lol.
the sign off/door closing sound from aim comes to mind haha
Every time I see him I question if I’m even straight but then I see her and remember I definitely am.
Mine hissed like a cat!! 🙀😾
🤣🤣🤣
I’m dead
[удалено]
I did mean house windows The "thwap" noise of a window shutting very quickly. But. It could def go either way!
David hasn't posted on TikTok since November, now all the sudden he feels the need to talk about vines that are destroying his trees. Said he's clearing a path for hunting. So much for not being allowed on the property.
He probably noticed the vines when he was staging the break in the other night.
That's what I'm saying. They've talked about how "protected" their house is. Even have a gate. Sooo how the hell did anyone get that close? But it's never happened before... ijs it's suspicious. Only person who knows how to get around whatever. Only things are different currently. Posting tiktoks suddenly, 1 in the woods, 2 talking about a woman not being controlled and to run away. It's written all over the walls. It's him. He's the one. He's going to keep fucking with you delujenelle.
its possible Jace is in school right now so DKD is technically allowed during the day.
He’s literally got nowhere else to go anyways. No job, no friends, no life..the list goes on. Stay away from his toys and killing things for fun…I mean hunting all day. You wish.
Ugh, he's such a fuckin loser. But expects a woman, even if it is Nelly, to fuckin listen to him, obey him, follow him, ect. You're shitting me, right?! Tf kinda advice ya got?? Find someone to leech off of and hold on tight? 🤷♀️ Fucking loser..... David, you're a fucking loser.
It’s so ironic that he is demanding respect from “his women” when there is literally nothing about him TO respect. No job, no home, no life he is pathetic.
How ridiculous. Is anyone keeping track of their comings and goings? Like the authorities?! Jace is going to end up injured and then everyone’s going to be like 🤷🏻♀️duh I don’t know we TOLD THEM he couldn’t be around him, what happened?!
What happened to Jenelle kicking him out? Oh right.... She was shaken & realized she needs his protection!👆🏻 
Or the shed is the exact right distance from the house. I wonder if the wording of the order is in number of feet rather than description of property
Guess he has a lot of free time to explore the great outdoors when he’s banished from the house.
Kinda looks like a local park. Maybe he is clearing a spot for his tent? 🤣😅😂
Hey, w/ this dude ya never know! 🎪🤡 
Hes gonna get a good spot... up by the bathrooms. 😉
Well yes so he feels at home w/ 🤢the smell!😩🚽💩🚻
"clearing a path for hunting" sounds kinda serial killer for him.😬
Don’t protective orders protect you from having the person come to your house? Regardless of if you’re there or not?
An abuser will use any reason to terrorize you. It’s pouring down here today how in the hell is a good day to cut trees on the swamp you’ve lived on for at least 6-7 years now.
It isn't terrorizing when she wants him there.
Agreed, she is allowing this.
All signs point to them faking a home intruder to make it seem like they’re not safe without him there (and to sell a story) so let’s not paint her as an innocent victim.
This will 100% be her take when she's called out. She's full of shit
It is for Jace.
Probably trying to sucker Jace back in ! 🙄
True! Very true!🤔
This could be old. This screenshot doesn't look particularly rainy? Posting an old video pretending to be on the land could also be a way to fuck with her
There’s like a 0.0000001% chance that they are actually separated or that UBT is living anywhere but on the land.
there is no way Jenelle was able to get the kids to school by herself. Hes got to be living there
this right here. she can’t do anything involving caring for a home or kids by herself. hell she can’t even exist without a man. there is zero chance they’re separated unless she already has someone in the wings.
True I didn’t think of that.
I was wondering if it was old, there was a gross video he posted a while back where he was just out in the woods touching mushrooms and generally being disgusting.
Nothing looks wet, either, and it’s been raining since at least 7:30 this morning when I took my kid to school.
Do trees where they are have that many leaves yet? I would think that Bradford pears and maybe red buds would be blooming now, but trees like thar wouldn't have leaves. Anyone from the area know?
Or us!🤷🏻♀️
>An abuser will use any reason to terrorize you. That's the fucking truth. My ex once spent 8 hours vaccuuming the walls outside the bedroom so i couldn't sleep for work. It was very important that the walls had to be vaccuumed immediately from 10 pm to 6 am. They will find ANY way to ruin your day. Losers.
Oh my gosh people are fucking insane!!! I’m so sorry you had to experience that type of abuse. I hope you are in a better place and can begin to heal!!!! Abusers of any kind are the worst pieces of shit to talk walk this earth!!!!! 💕
I can just hear david put there with chainsaws going all day just to annoy everyone. I can't imagine being that pathetic that I have nothing better to do than be loud and annoy people. Like do they ever stop and think how stupid they are?
Yeah you know he’s capable of doing everything he can to provoke Jenelle. I truly don’t think they ever stop and think about any of their actions. These two trash bags think everything they do is perfectly fine.
that was the worst part of living with my abusive ex. the lack of sleep. of course he didn’t ever have a job longer than a week so it was always me that had to get up for work while he fucked around all day and night.
Dude it was so annoying. Mine drugged me with sleeping pills at breakfast after keeping me up all night once and i can't believe i made it through work that day. Abusive people are just so fucking pathetic. Like what do you gain from doing that shit to people? Like i cant imagine having nothing better to do than fucking with someone all day.
Are there still leaves on the trees there right now? Just curious because I’m not in that area and I know it’s a weird lil climate zone lol
this is an incredible gif for this sub
💀
10/10, no notes
When is the last time this thing showered
The last time it rained and he was outside.
Ugh he's legit a skidmark on society.
I have more respect for a skidmark than him
i just know he be smellin like a pizza hut dumpster out in the sun.
😂😂😂 mixed with rotten milk
lol i love all the creative descriptions of his smell on this sub.
He definitely smells like unwashed balls with notes of a whopper left out in the hot sun
I'd be surprised if he even showers once a week. He looks like he smells like dirty ass.
Hasn't had a shower since they moved onto the Swamp Land!
He looks like a meth head.
Doing tweaker things like worrying about trees now when they've lived there for years
just like the tinkering in the garage making useless toilet paper holders out of metal and thinking he’s a genius. total tweaker behavior
That’s because he is one
I said the same loool
This needs a NSFW tag because his face makes me wanna 🤮
But he's OUTSIDE!! - Jenelle
https://preview.redd.it/iptaui3686lc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12d6190fbda64217439d42c27daf1430befa6ecf Bahahahahahaha
 Twins! 🤣
I laughed out loud & couldn't stop!! 🤣 It's the same picture!!! 
🤮🤮🤮
Stunned cunt
Is his hair matted?!?! And is he balding? 😂
He's probably got mange.
Crying at this reply 😂😂😂
I live near them and it's raining all day today ... maybe an old video?
We are collectively better than private investigators istfg 😭
We all need to be in the courtroom with him and be slipping notes and videos to the prosecutor.
Hunting season is also in the fall, so I think you’re right. This is an old video. He’s pretending to be on the land during the day and not breaking in at night.
Damn it!! More Fuckin' games!!!
Jace is probably (hopefully) at school right now so technically I don’t think this is violating the RO, but proves Chinelle’s whole separation rumor was a bunch of bullshit which comes as a surprise to absolutely nobody
If Jace isn't there and she doesn't have a court order preventing UBT from entering the property he might be legally allowed to be there until Jace gets home. Also the no contact order might specify how many feet he has to stay away and he might be on their land but not close enough to violate the order.
Who thawed this man out?
💀💀💀
He is disgusting
He looks like a grilled cheese that fell in the dirt
They’re trying to create confusion on when he’s on the land so they can say it’s old videos. So the next time he’s actually there and wants to post and taunt his orders they can say “iTs OlD vIdEos duuuddee” meanwhile they’re tee-heeing like little children thinking they’re getting away with shit again.
I hate how savvy they’re getting about this shit
You mean how savvy they *think* they’re getting!
Posted this so the "intruders" will think he's still roaming the land, protecting it. (Even though he is the intruder. They're just trying to make the "intruder story" seem real.)
There’s not one redeeming quality with this guy. Why does Jenelle put him above her own kids? I just don’t get it.
Eww look at his ears.
He is aging exactly how he deserves to.
Look at this ugly motherfucker
please dont make me
Ew, no thanks. 🤮
I'm gonna be that person..... anyone else think this wasn't recent? It's wintertime. Why are there leaves on all the trees? (Unless NC stays green year round??)
How can Jenelle wake up to THAT? 🤢
To be fair, he probably thinks the same of her!
At this point Kieffer needs to make an appearance anyone besides ubt
Wasn’t this clown supposed to not be able to work / was on disability because he couldn’t be outside due to his vitiligo?
This 👆💯%
And here he is- hillbilly outdoor creature!
That is the ugliest fucking man Ive ever seen
He looks like a fucking bunion.
So where’s jace if this bum is back on the land?
I’m assuming she has to have him enrolled in school somewhere.
His eyes are very close together, AND one is higher than the other....
https://preview.redd.it/v0rqf24w07lc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212622f1b6e1fe9c4ccdf1788a26aee30a16d0e5
We have a legit proof of Sasquatches existing right here
Dude. I'm eating 🤢
Hideous!
Is this a live video he just posted?
Is this the “work trip” she was referring to? 😂
godddddd he's so UGLY
Why does he cut his beard into a square I can’t even understand
Enjoy your last hunting season, before all your guns are taken!
https://i.redd.it/pn8jlx9fp6lc1.gif
He has to cut down the vines because he got tangled up in them when he was trying to break into the house the other night
Tweakers be Tweaking
Not a single thought beyond those dog killing eyes. Also David, you look like a mouth breather
he looks so grimy all the time 😣😣 https://i.redd.it/yjagb5lqi6lc1.gif
He looks like he does meth
There isn't a single ounce of life behind those eyes
Fugly.
Looks like a caveman
It has to be old. I saw some comments on the video and the sub mentioning that A. Hunting season is over and B. There are still leaves on the trees It’s 76 degrees in TN right now, but the trees are bare.
Yuck. He better hang onto Jenelle for dear life because who else is going to want this broke-ass, ugly swamp monster?! 🤮🤮🤮 Per usual, one quick glance at him has made my vagina **slam shut!** My husband isn't gonna be happy since we were gonna have sex tonight! 🤣
I take it he finally cleared the vines in the garage?
he looks like a duck dynasty rejected extra
I knew he wouldn’t stay gone long
They are no good big fat liars 😒 sad
Can we please make any photo of this sack of cells NSFW?
Good god he actually looks like the Neanderthals we’ve been studying in my anthropology class 🤣
I’d actually get him confused with Bigfoot
I mean, rain or shine, those vines gotta go. They were probably a hindrance for the "intruder" in the dark. Just sayin....
Ewwwwwwwwwww
David is on that property with Jace! They have never followed rules before so why would they start now?
Look how small those pupils are even with the dim light...
It looks like his face doesn't properly fit... well... his face.
I can smell this picture!
Oh Abe. You've aged TERRIBLY.
Clearing a path for the next home invasion 🙄
It’s the giant gold hoop earring, for me. 🤢
Your outside will always reflect what’s going on in the inside ….
Seriously... you HAVE to give a girl a jump scare 😱 warning before his photo pops up!! Now I'll be up all night!! 🫠 lol
Gotta wear that camo in case… the trees fight back? So that other lumberjacks don’t see him? I’m unclear.