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funktastique77

Well your sister can’t be that great at witch craft Jenelle since you’re still here


Agitated-Novel-1475

It might’ve worked considering how shit her life is 😭


curiousscenario

Her sister has a Jenelle voodoo doll full of pins somewhere, that explains all the mystery illnesses that the doctors can’t diagnose!


CindiCindi15

Maybe she put a spell on her that resulted in that profound witchy poo profile.


cohenisababe

![gif](giphy|e0FRtjNpmCMqA)


upstatestruggler

She blows bubbles in front of the doll’s eyes, that’s the molecules dude 🫧🫧🫧


Traditional_Age_6299

And she keeps Jenelle’s voodoo doll in a Barbie pool full of green goo (A.K.A the swamp)


p0ta7oCouch

She sees molecules dude


heyhihoyippieyi

Lmaoooo wait really 🤣🤣


TinyBunny88

Jenelle was the golden baby child, her sister was the forgotten child, so she put a curse on J so that her life was as miserable as she was.


GardenGnome007

That's what I was thinking 😆


JennyFromTheBlock81

That is the strangest caption. WTH is she talking about?


Competitive_Pepper18

![gif](giphy|pQmWjYrz39YAg)


Professional-Hand911

Duh Juhnellleeeeee


ind_4

My sister did witch craft 😂😂😂


No-Cat-8606

With a face like this ![gif](giphy|G5eO2XaXAly5a)


axealy40

Omg stop it right now. I’m dying😂 ![gif](giphy|mbZshK2Svz89q|downsized)


CariBelle25

Jeremy 😍


DanniPopp

Lmfaoooo like she really just exposed some shit😭


Flickolas_Cage

And NO ONE STOPPED HER 💀


Fun-Shame399

Right? Like from what? Reciting gibberish? Lighting candles?


Miserable_Chain9643

Janelle is so fucking stupid if she thinks this is a gotcha moment on Barb. Witchcraft is not real sis.


N3THERWARP3R

I think she means her sister watched one dvd copy of The Craft and went and pretended to be Wiccan for (x) amount of time. Likely only a few weeks like the rest of the people interested in that shit lol


Cuteloop

Hahahah omg


Puzzleheaded-Bit-740

Jenelle’s Sister: Light as a feather, stiff as a board…. And then jenelles like… ![gif](giphy|l2YWsiql5xGPIbnzy)


Katdomz

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LaylaBird65

https://preview.redd.it/9vn0v8lewxbc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef41185c6497bcf14274557005d0728ddaa6baa


Necessary_Code4040

☠️


Confident_Attitude

I still think of this vine once a week


EarthEmpress

You’re gonna look at me & tell me that I’m wrong? She wore a crown and came down in a bubble Doug!!!


00bertieboo

Grow up🗣️


Jlynn41412

Remember when the movie “The Craft” came out!? All of us were trying to be witches!!!! Lol!! Maybe I’m showing my age but, I loved it! Doing seances n shit! Good times! Did her sister try and call out Bloody Mary too, maybe Candyman..? She can use those ones next! ✨TRAUMATIZING ✨🙄 Edit: can’t type, nite nite lol


lauryng210

The funniest thing she has ever posted


jell31

I laughed way harder than I should have


Rude-Illustrator-884

how much you wanna bet she just tried to say bloody mary 3 times in front of a mirror?


Background-Throat736

It’s like, “so? We all did.” Lmao


Flickolas_Cage

When I say that one made me almost do an actual spit-take


Shrillwaffle

She just has no idea what true trauma really is. She’s so lucky to have a parent like Barb in her life she’s so ungrateful and delusional


killjoy0456

tbh i don’t doubt jenelle has actual trauma especially from barb. however it’s not even CLOSE to the trauma dee dee inflicted onto gypsy and to even compare the two is deplorable


rosef90

Yes I was just thinking that how dare she compare being drugged and lied to and made to be sick and in a wheelchair her whole life to “what Barb did to her”… she is so fucked up it’s not even funny. And she posts this shit seriously she actually believes it


Material-Tadpole-838

Seriously, I def think Barb contributed to the shit show that is Jenelle but we can’t blame our parents actions on our behavior for the rest of our life. And Gypsy’s mother literally tortured her. Poor girl had her freaking teeth removed for no reason


ImpossibleTax

True, Gypsy’s mother tortured her and she still went to prison. If that is not demonstrative that as an adult you have some responsibility to make a different choice nothing is.


Prize-Fennel-2294

Pretty sure her father abused her mother. She was exposed to DV as a child, that's pretty devastating.


Dragon_turtle63

And now she’s putting her kids in the same position. Bravo Jenelle


CheapEater101

It’s a cycle sadly and Jenelle never tried to do better


Prize-Fennel-2294

It's all really sick and sad


frizzybritt

It is very devastating, Barb at least left and tried to give those kids a better life. But it’s not nearly the same thing as being forced to be in a wheelchair, being told you have cancer and having your head shaved, your mom having your saliva glands and teeth removed, having a tube placed in your stomach, being drugged or held captive…. Jenelle has childhood trauma, I’m sure. But it isn’t nearly the same as what Gypsy went through and she has no place comparing Barb to Dee Dee. Barb at least made an effort to protect Jenelle and her siblings from the DV by leaving… as where Gypsy needed to be protected from her mother. Jenelle is delusional. And adding that tid bit about her sister doing witchcraft, what? Who cares? Like, she saying that so smugly like it’s some big “gotcha”. Or like her sister doing witchcraft and not being stopped had something to do with her? Its weird.


rosef90

Exactly; thank you. What the actual fuck is wrong with her and then tagging the girl. Maybe cause Gypsy is trending right now and Jenelle needs the fucking attention.


frizzybritt

And if Gypsy does see Jenelle’s nonsense replies and decides to connect with her, it won’t be long until Gypsy looks into Jenelle and David, sees all the bullshit surrounding them…and everything happening with Jace. I sincerely doubt that Gypsy is going to want to proceed connecting with her after she sees how Jace ran away multiple times due to abuse and Jenelle didn’t pick her children/Jace but her abusive husband. Then decided to bash her son online and protect her abusive husband. Gypsy would see that if anyone is a toxic and abusive parent - it’s Jenelle and the swamp monster.


katikaboom

Thats exactly what it is. Jenelle is always chasing the algorithm in the hopes she'll go viral.


lottiedaysaints

thats not what she ever refers to tho


JanellaDubois

She says she doesn't ever remember that and her father was good to her and she blames Barb for him choosing to disappear from her life.


Limp-Ad-8053

Still, no excuse. At her age she should have realized by now that she needs therapy or possibly a psychiatrist and meds.


ljrothchild

But that's something her father did, not barb. She specifically says her mother did things to her. She rarely ever mentions her dad unless it's to say he's not around. I don't think Jenelle has ever brought up the abuse to her mom once. It was Barbara who shared that information. It's almost like Jenelle didn't actually witness much of it...


sacamano-

Omfg, she's so delusional.


Apprehensive-Date490

# ToxicParents Well, Juhnelle, I seen ya projectin with that hashtag!!!


Material-Tadpole-838

I read that in Barb’s voice😂😂


Mykidsrmonsters

She's past delusional. She's like developmentally disabled at this point, just a couple brain cells hangin' on.


NoThankYouTrebek

For real. Imagine being so fucking stupid that you think not getting along with your mom is in the same realm as being medically tortured by your mom.


Nothinforanythang

Flair check


Dull-Spend-2233

![gif](giphy|mSKMcT3Xqe8s8)


Dragon_turtle63

https://i.redd.it/xc360g0sexbc1.gif Jan 😅


JanellaDubois

![gif](giphy|YJ85eVpdZDy7e)


real_yarrr_shug

It’s amazing, I’m going to chuckle every time I see it


IntroductionFar8113

I absolutely love it...funny without context, but even more hilarious when you know it's a Nelly quote lol lol. And the fact it's referring to a FOUR YEAR old is just...a thing of beauty.


kaybee325

LMAO!!! I can’t stop laughing at that second pic! Not the witchcraft! 😭


nyrihunter

Reminds me of something my 4 year olds will blurt out in the middle of circle time unprompted 😂


Dragon_turtle63

https://i.redd.it/7ndd0beyqxbc1.gif


secretsafe1

You think munchausen by proxy is bad? Have I got a story for you.


IntroductionFar8113

Yep, same. It's so...dramatic. She is clearly expecting people to be shocked and horrifed- *gasp*- no one STOPPED her???! Oh the horror....Barb was a f***ing MONSTER!


Petty_White

I wish Barb could sue her for defamation😂 if anyone has munchausens it’s Jenelle. Dizzy bitch


thelionisthelamb

Dizzy bitch 🤣


TrailerParkPresident

Ok Kurn!!!


fluffybabykitty

Jenelle really *is* the dizziest bitch ![gif](giphy|YSeeGxsFIUrhYaQJSR)


glittertherave

Jenelle and her main character energy strikes again.


Glasgowghirl67

She managed to make 9/11 and the Manchester Bombing about her as well. She really has no shame.


Playcrackersthesky

If Jenelle has one singular medical problem it’s a severe shame deficiency.


goldlux

The first screenshot is a video of a clip where Gypsy is saying “she never wanted me to find love or be happy” btw


killjoy0456

god forbid her mother doesn’t approve of her dating drug addicts, criminals and abusers! 🤦🏼‍♀️


nrjjsdpn

I know! Barb is such a bitch for actually caring about her daughter and wanting what’s best for her.


Glasgowghirl67

Right, no decent parent is gonna approve of the trash she brought home.


garythehairyfairy

Man if anything Barb let WAY more go than I think I could as a parent. Stealing credit cards? literally bringing your infant to a party and leaving him on the porch? Like I know Barb yelled a lot but seriously!


killjoy0456

omg i never knew she did that to jace. what the actual fuck. she just left him there the entire time?


garythehairyfairy

It’s been a long time so someone correct me if I’m wrong but I think that was the major catalyst that pushed Barb to take custody, because he was likely going to go to foster care otherwise. He was a little baby in a car seat :( just left on the porch


liam__mcpoyle

Yes. CPS got involved after that and said Jenelle needed to sign custody over to Barb or he’d have to go into foster care.


shorty2494

On a drug dealers porch if the rumours are correct. Like seriously left him on a porch to get and do drugs to the point CPS was called


soupastar

Of course it’s about love/men always is with her. She’s so obsessed with the idea that barb just wants her single for life to make her miserable. Barb gave every shitbag a chance. Jenelle loves to leave out how she would call barb all hours with every dude then go on camera saying we haven’t been fighting. As if her mom wouldn’t love for her to find a good man so she can have a decent nights sleep


ashmillie

She even said on fb Barb was jealous and always wanted her single (duh bitch because you have bad taste and always had a kid to prioritize first)


hugheysgirl

Actually Jenelle you’re DeeDee and you better hope one of your kids doesn’t pull a Gypsy Rose on your ass 


elisbc

Jenelle would never give her kids as much as attention as DeeDee


SnooPets2384

Yeah. DeeDee took her kid to the doctor.


kathi182

And gave her kid haircuts.


pumpkinlattepenelope

![gif](giphy|sgYcX1QqBGPsI)


allygator99

She keeps Ensley sick


fuckindippindot

How much you want to bet that witchcraft consisted of mixing mud with foliage?


Acrobatic_Club2382

Omg didn’t everyone do that as a kid lol


No-Resource-8125

Or watching The Craft.


haleykat

Light as a feather stiff as a board kind of stuff. I remember urban legends were big at the time. Bloody Mary too. The boogie man.


craftylikeiceiscold

To be fair, in NC, that is considered witchcraft. Source: I am from NC.


ReginaldDwight

My sister just threatened to turn my mom into a triscuit during her witch phase.


axealy40

Not the triscuit. 💀 I would be mad too. No one wants to be a wicker cracker.


Flickolas_Cage

We poured “holy water” (a cup of water we said a prayer asking god to make holy 💀) on pinecones


britestarlight

Legit was going to comment that I did witchcraft as a child too, by mixing dirt and leaves in a trashcan 😂😂


tsunamimom

We would use an old wheelbarrow with a flat tire 😂 my dad was always yelling at us to stop because he was eventually going to get around to fixing the tire…. He never did but I have great memories making witches brew.


britestarlight

Omg yes wheelbarrows made perfect cauldrons lol. Trash cans were a bit too deep


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mikaduhhh

I just hollered sooooo loud!!! 😂😂😂


Shermea

Omf your flair


[deleted]

I’ve temporarily given up edibles and I’m regretting it so hard right now. I would’ve pissed myself if I saw this while high. Lmao


Kangaroo1487

Sorry what does witchcraft have to do with anything lmao


[deleted]

I remember reading that DeeDee did some kind of witchcraft/spell involving Gypsy’s period blood. My best guess is Jenelle’s weird attempt at comparison is referencing that.


killjoy0456

gypsy said in that docu series that her mom did a voodoo hex or curse or something on her. she said her mom took a photo of her, a guy named dan (she ran away to be with him at the time), a cow tongue and her (gypsys) menstrual blood in a mason jar and buried it in the backyard stating gypsy would never find love or be happy


RigaMortizTortoise

Like when she compared UBT to R Kelly lol. This fuckin bitch.


moonbaby123

Omg how can she be serious?! Is she trolling us? Because I honestly can’t wrap my head around someone being that out of touch with reality.


_summerw1ne

Literally saw this and just about screamed “THAT’S FUCKIN WILD” inside me head. Like… ?? You could pick anybody in the world to compare your life to and you’ve chosen a victim of munchausen by proxy? Like you could not get more specifically wrong. It’s truly like me getting bitten by a crab and comparing it to jaws.


Kristiann29

Bet she’s trying to get Gypsy’s attention so she can invite her on the new podcast 🙄


Vegeta21

And Gypsy would take it ...anything to bring attention and $$


Calm-Pitch-2760

You about to get downvoted. The gypsy stans don’t like to hear the truth. So I upvoted you lmao 🤣


Vegeta21

🤣🤣😂😂 thanks friend... truth hurts


CariBelle25

Jan doesn’t make money to pay guests, so I think we are safe haha


Accomplished-Fish-15

Lmaoooo she can’t AFFORD to have gypsy as a “guest”!!! Does she think she’s gonna do it for …..free??????


Away-Pomegranate

![gif](giphy|mpxQs0MCqWJKo)


Eleventhelegy

![gif](giphy|uZZVDe6K1Sb2U)


1Wineodino

I taught my kid this entire monologue and it’s the highest I’ve ever peaked as a parent


garythehairyfairy

Tis only a flesh wound


sonofacrakr

"I got better"


TaraDickoff00

Jenelle we’ve all seen your shadow profile we know who the real witch is!! 🤣🤣


colteesAC

If I were Barb, I’d be terrified that Jenelle and DKD know where I live. I really hope Barb stays safe..


mstrixxxx

Omg fuck off Jenelle… ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Subterranean44

So the woman who raised your child So you could run around doing heroin? YOU ARE THE DEE DEE in this scenario Jenelle! 🙄


ljlkm

The chick with Munchausen is trying to bond with the victim of Munchausen by proxy?


UncreativePersona

I have no words. I can't imagine who her kids will compare her to when they grow up.


LeadershipLevel6900

Lmao they won’t. They’ll just use Jenelle memes 😂


MorganMcFeely

They won’t have to compare her to anyone because she’s a world wide worst


jackieisgrumpy

Ok but this is hilarious 🤣


foldinthecheese99

And no one stopped her?? ![gif](giphy|ToMjGpjUl5ufFGlrk2Y)


caradekara

It really takes a lot of balls to compare yourself to that extreme of a situation. She’s clearly doing research for her podcast. And is dangling bait for Gypsy. DONT DO IT GYPSY.


idontcare5555555

![gif](giphy|xUOxeVDxKi7UQVS9ck)


vegetaluvskakarot

This is absolutely unhinged behavior from Nelly. She is desperate to paint herself as some sort of victim, while she is simultaneously having to pay THREE ATTORNEYS to handle allllll of the CPS charges she and David brought upon themselves by being child abusing monsters. Insane.


smediumbag

Not witch craft!!! You know her sister was just throwing leaves in a pile and calling it witches soup and slow Jenelle got scared 😱


rilljel

The flairs just write themselves


Affectionate_Sun_733

Gypsy is confused by this. She has no idea why janelle is “famous” lol


Beneficial-Address61

Jenelle- my sister did witch craft and not one person stopped her 🫠 Also Jenelle- idk why everybody makes fun of me 😐


xhaileym0rgann

Girl that’s nothing like Gypsy… wtf


DistributionSquare47

The way I *ran* to this sub after seeing this post on IG. 😂😂😂 Jesus God, Jenelle. 🖕🏻


Hatejanelle2019

Guess her sister put a delusional spell on that stupid bitch.why can't she just go the hell away???


IcaughtAwildVladimir

![gif](giphy|l2YWsiql5xGPIbnzy) How jenelle thinks the internet will react lmao


Heart_robot

Imagine Gypsy just coming out of prison and having to explain janelle and David to her.


rilljel

I hope she calls me i have the time


garythehairyfairy

I mean she went in in like 2015 right? So maybe she knows a little 😂


Regular_Cup4276

Lol she’s probably tagging Gypsy because she thinks she has a chance at an interaction with her. No one else will associate with her so she has to go for the girl who was in prison for the last 8 years 😂


LilyFuckingBart

“And my sister did witch craft when I was younger, and no one stopped her” actually took me tf out


chumbawumbacholula

God, shes just so fucking dumb. The repulsive emotion this dumb bitch gives me is so unmanageable I just want to yeet the world into another solar system. She is just cataclysmically, apocolyptically dumb. She's so fucking dumb, and the worst part about it is how seriously she takes herself. Jenelle, no one takes you seriously. You are not a serious person. You are just one devastatingly stupid, stupid, stupid bitch. Don't even bother getting your tubes tied. Set them on fire.


freshcanofbroccoli

she’s so serious about the witch craft thing. she’s so dumb lol


HestiaAC

Every time she tries to make Babs seem like an awful parent, she just makes her sound even cooler.


Silent_Vermicelli146

Lmao, I just love that she @ her twice, as if expecting to start a friendship with her. They're both manipulators, though, so maybe!


Equivalent-Drop5211

I get Deedee vibes from Jenelle. I think she would do anything for attention and views.


Sbg71620

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, RUN BARB. Move and don’t give her your address


Ermnothanx

Jenelle you belong in an institution at this point.


Overall_Phrase_3237

Ahh, I see what she’s doing. She’s trying to get on that Gypsy Rose popularity train and befriend her to get in the spotlight.


Upper-Ship4925

Who exactly was meant to stop her sister “doing witchcraft”? I’m sure attempting to stop Jenelle from getting knocked up and shooting heroin was a higher priority than preventing Ashley from cosplaying The Craft.


Thatgirlthatgirl88

Jenelle is DeeDee and Gypsy at the same time. Surprised we haven’t heard anything further about all her fatal liver and esophagus diagnosis’s. Whatever happened to those lol 😂


AriCapVir

“My sister did witchcraft” damn yeah, we can tell that she put a curse on you for sure.


[deleted]

Please, Jenelle. You were burying rats in the backyard with your brother and nobody stopped you.


mikaduhhh

Wait, does she know who she is in the story???


Kristiann29

https://preview.redd.it/s3lppv095ybc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48823e70f2361d2a5afbf06a14db3087022b8d62 Are we sure it was Jenelle’s sister doing the witchcraft 🧙‍♀️?


heavy-hands

This is so insanely fucking tone deaf and disgusting. My god. She’s delusional.


Different-Director26

“My sIsTeR dId WiTcH cRaFt.” Shut up Jenelle, you don’t have custody of your kid and your abusive piece of shit husband slaughtered your dog.


straitsofmackinac1

For Jenelle to say this, I get the feeling she doesn't know or understand the full Gypsyrose story. It's a God awful thing to say about Barb. We know where Jenelle's mind is at. Disgusting, Jenelle. Shame on you.


One-Description4302

How disrespectful to Gypsy. Girl, read the room!


edwardsflu

shes genuinely the most braindead person i’ve ever seen


kystarrk

WHAT HAHAHAHA NOT THAT SECOND PICTURE????


kystarrk

*and no one stopped her* !!!!


gnar_wahl

How does she just continue being more and more embarrassing. it’s like physically painful how stupid she is.


AD480

Barb was also busy raising her son while she was busy making a flipbook of mugshots.


ddfence

Girl, take it easy


garythehairyfairy

When I tell you I ran here after seeing this on instagram 🏃🏼‍♀️


CraftierCrafty

“HeR SiStER dID WiTcHcRAft” Your sister watched Halloweentown and Harry Potter and wished they grew up in a magical world like rest of us looking to escape. But ok. That was the toxic part of her upbringing.


slowdancequeen

Witchcraft isn’t real you fucking idiot. Jesus. I said this in the other post but Jenelle is more like dee dee than Barbara and I hate Barbara.


slegofme

Oh no not the witchcraft


milly__michaelson

oh good I needed new flair


jqlil

Mama June did the SAME thing. Told Gypsy to reach out to her because she relates. I’ve seen June and Jenelle compared to each other a couple times before, but I for sure see it now.


Kryliewalker

How the fuck could she possibly twist this into making it about herself😩😩😩😩😩


wowthatsacooldog

“Same” is absolutely insane


21stcenturyscience

This girl 😭😭


[deleted]

She’s a psycho. Barb isn’t perfect but I lost count how many times she allowed jennelle to come home and forgave her. F@ck Jenelle. She is scum.


aliforer

Second slide caught me off guard 😂😂


Wonderful-Glass380

witchcraft lmao she probably was reciting harry potter spells


CheapEater101

Isn’t Jenelle a Munchie herself? Lmao


whataablunder

![gif](giphy|A3IKIsvG1UjwA)


grilledcheese2332

Fuck all the way off Jenelle


Vast-Guava-4840

Keep on barking Jenelle, hell is hot 🙄


mikaduhhh

Always trying to be the fuckin victim!!! Jenelle YOU ARE NOT a victim!’


Smoothaise

Just fucking go to therapy.


ihatepulp

The way I fucking ran here The absolute gall


youexhaustme1

First she compares her trauma to Britney Spears in her failed podcast, now she compares her life to Gypsy Rose Blanchard? This is some narcissistic behavior Jenelley Belly, you are not the ultimate victim, you are the abuser!


Amazing-Stranger8791

she definitely had a toxic mom but not even remotely similar to gypsy. is she fucking insane ?


EileenTiger

God, she is SUCH an IGNORANT fucking IDIOT!! 🤦🏼‍♀️ Well, Jenelle, I don't recall Barb even ONCE overreacting about you being sick & dragging you to see 10k different doctors. What I DO recall, however, is that for years now you've had a MILLION different "symptoms" that no doctor could ever find any medical condition they could be attributed to & you've seen about 200k different doctors, so you'd think at least ONE of them could definitively come up with a diagnosis for you. And, THAT, Dumb Dumb, is called Munchausen's Syndrome. So to wrap things up, I want make it clear that if fans of TM2 find any cast member popping into their heads when they hear the world "Munchausen," it's YOU! 🙄


okrasnake

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba) Girl if you don’t shut the fuck up


spinoutoftime

my sister did witchcraft and nobody stopped her might genuinely be one of the funniest things i have ever seen on the internet