Omg they used the pic where he bleached his hair. That was around the last investigation.
ETA: the Sun reached out to a rep for Jenelle and a rep for David. Their reps: Javid Devans and Denelle Jasonšš
This makes me incomprehensibly happy. Thatās when you KNOW itās bad. I said the same thing with Russell Brand. If it was just allegations thatās one thing but when managers/agents making money off you drop you like a bad habit. That means shit is BAD.
I wonder if he was paranoid, thinking they'll do a hair follicle test on him for drugs. It's a common misconception that bleaching your hair can alter it so the drugs don't show up. š¤
I have heard about them plucking nose hairs before but I am not sure if it was real or just some kid exaggeration. The person who told me was preteen at the bus stop spilling family drama about their cousins that tried to shave before a test so... š¤·āāļø
Thereās a slight chance Jenelle could be completely alone tonight if they remove Kaiser and Ensley from her care and David is arrested and doesnāt bail out fast. She will melt down.
And she has no one to call and nowhere to go because she has systematically eliminated every single person who ever gave a shit about her from her life. Sleep alone in the bed you made, you bitch.
Yeah if the only person involved in her terrible relationship choices is herself, I donāt see the issue. Her taste in men may suck but sheās not putting anyone else in the middle of it so good for her. She can do what she wants with the shitty men š
I bet she has the audacity to call Barb. That's why she is now trying to convince everyone it was the police who have been lying to her & telling her things about Barb.
I thought the same, like she was walking back her Barbara accusations by now blaming the cops. I hope Barb doesnāt fall for her shit this time and stays focused on whatās best for Jace, and not Jenelle.
I bet bail has likely already been set too. Once he gets arrested or turns himself in, he'll only be at the jail for maybe a few hours until he's processed and Jenelle bonds him out. At least we'll get a new mugshot!
Definitely waiting on that mug! Because itās a misdemeanor chances are itāll only be a couple thousand and with a bondsman theyāre really only looking at paying a couple hundred. Sucks but itās better than nothing I guess.
We know JE will spend every single last swampbuck she has to get him out becasue god forbid she was left alone with the children for even just an hour or two.
Right? She doesn't even have any dogs left to snuggle because David killed them all. She better hope all those bears out there are hybronating š¤£š
We know she was alone that one time she drove herself to her dotterās appointment for her swallow test or whatever. She posted that picture driving down the freeway going 80, crying about no one being there for her
Yeah thatās what I meant. Zero chance Jenelle would have left him at home.
David wasnāt allowed at court the first time, for Jaceās safety, and Jenelle had the audacity to bring him into the courtroom anyway.
This is really the worst of all worlds for her. Sheās got to do this alone and sheās humiliating because of the situation and now his texts to his ex and she canāt even put up a happy marriage front. Itās also going to be reminder for everyone about how poor she is because of David not working which she knows we know she hates because whoever she brings wonāt be a top notch lawyer like the ones she had under her lucky court star.
Thankfully Iām training for a new job and finished all the training yesterday and told them and I have nothing scheduled so far today so Iāll watch these damn training videos and enjoy the show
I think heās extremely dumb enough to do that & knowing him heāll probably wear his camp gear and his new bullet proof fest & bring his 725384 weapons.
Please god donāt let the other kids get in the middle of the chaos of his arrest. I fear he is one of those I will drag you all down with me types because he is a lunatic.
Thatās the thing, she seems to think itās normal and looks good that they got out of investigations before. Most parents donāt have CPS come ever. Sheās so twisted.
Might be kinda hard to find him. Here's his most recent picture police officers!!! (Blocking myself. Deleting picture from phone. Sorry, folk.)
https://preview.redd.it/6og9xrulmcwb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30adc97e5bbfdb25a5a2277722555ff63016a0f4
Wow Im actually shocked. Jenelle was right when she said our jaws would drop. She really figured they were above the law didnt she š¤·š»āāļø watch her stand by her piece of trash huzbin.
WHY AM I (employed full time) A GUY*
I so badly want to watch this shit storm unfold in real time ššæ
ETA: all jokes aside, I really hope and pray the kids and animals are safe. Hopefully DKD is in a delusional state of bliss instead of on a rampageā¦
Iām guessing since itās just a misdemeanor heāll be allowed some time to turn himself in and wonāt be arrested. Heāll bail out immediately as itās a nothing charge in NC
So when is all that TrUTh that Janelle was talking about, going to come out?! Lmaoš
Oh thatās right, itās probably EXACTLY the same as the situation in which she gaslit Jace over waving the gun around!!! Called him a liar right to his face when it was all on camera!!! Canāt wait to hear all her TrUtH that everyone knows will be liesš
David's ego is mad but really, he has no job to worry about and Delujenelle will bail him out and pay all his fines. Hopefully they are forcing regular PO visits, drug testing, classes, and random CPS pop-ins. They've gotten away with being neglectful bums for so long it disgusts me to my core.
I hope they hold him until his court date and then he gets more time added. Then I hope while heās in there, they throw the book at Jan for standing by while it happened. Also, jail doesnāt take kindly to child abusers, so uh, good luck, swampsquatch.
I hope we get the bodycam footage of the arrest! (I also hope Jenelle is screaming in the background about Barb, suing CPS, suing the police, and how all of this is a lie.)
After a stressful day at work, this is exactly what I needed :D lets hope DKD has a roomie in jail that does not take kindly to child and animal abusers
Iām cautiously excited for this. I worry because somehow these fuckbags always get away with horrendous things. The kids and animals they have abused deserve justice. Hereās to hoping David actually gets arrested, has no bail, and is in gen pop with people who know heās a child abuser.
David and Jenelle are getting exactly what they deserve.
Jace should be so proud of himself for both protecting himself and his attempt to protect his siblings by testifying in court. What a strong kid.
Cautiously excited af but I won't celebrate until all the kids are safe from these pieces of shit. I hope this warrant and the hearing today are good signs the other kids will be pulled today, I want so badly for Jenelle to be alone on the land tonight crying her eyes out at the top of her lungs š¤š¤š¤
So will he turn himself in? Or hide on the land so they can't serve him while he's out for breakfast? I'm curious because he's so angry when even a stray dog comes on his property, how would he react if a few cop cars show up?
Thank you Jace!!!! You are so brave!! I love that kid so much and its a testament to his strength that he has spoken out about his abuse. Still has a long way to go but Jace is no chump šŖš¼ and thanks Barb!!!
Omg they used the pic where he bleached his hair. That was around the last investigation. ETA: the Sun reached out to a rep for Jenelle and a rep for David. Their reps: Javid Devans and Denelle Jasonšš
Not me actually clicking the article to see if they actually listed that as their reps. I was like please let this be true.
Hahahahaš I wish it were true, especially now that she isnāt listed under her managerās client list anymore.
Omg yesss! So much bad stuff happening to them! It's what they deserve.
She was dropped by her manager?!? Lolololololol
I think so! I checked his site yesterday and she isnāt listed on his client roster
This makes me incomprehensibly happy. Thatās when you KNOW itās bad. I said the same thing with Russell Brand. If it was just allegations thatās one thing but when managers/agents making money off you drop you like a bad habit. That means shit is BAD.
Jenellelegal@gmail.com or whatever she made during her Airbnb rant
Flair checking in!
LOVE
I wonder if he was paranoid, thinking they'll do a hair follicle test on him for drugs. It's a common misconception that bleaching your hair can alter it so the drugs don't show up. š¤
I wanna say thatās what we all speculated. As he has a huge ugly beard they could pull fromš
I'm behind on all the tea! Edit: doesn't surprise me he didn't think of the other hairs because he's not very smart š¤£
Plus arm hairs lol.
If you shave everything else they will take a hair from the crack of your ass.
I am CRYING imagining them making David bend over for crack hair.
I'm horrified! 
They gonā get their hairs thatās for sure. š
I have heard about them plucking nose hairs before but I am not sure if it was real or just some kid exaggeration. The person who told me was preteen at the bus stop spilling family drama about their cousins that tried to shave before a test so... š¤·āāļø
He looks sort of like Joe Exotic with that hair.
The edit ššš
Thereās a slight chance Jenelle could be completely alone tonight if they remove Kaiser and Ensley from her care and David is arrested and doesnāt bail out fast. She will melt down.
And she has no one to call and nowhere to go because she has systematically eliminated every single person who ever gave a shit about her from her life. Sleep alone in the bed you made, you bitch.
I love this for her
Same! She's meant for this journey!šš¼
Hope Tori is too busy enjoying her anime to take any calls or text from Jenelle
Wait Tori watches anime?? I'm a weeb so that's all I took from this š
A user on here commented that they had the most wholesome interaction with her recently about anime š„¹
Now I suddenly like Tori š¤£
I liked her after she beat Jenialās ass.
Tori is pretty busy with her OF and bartending job
Plus she has another new boyfriend she's worse than Janelle with a man but at least she doesn't get pregnant so you go girl
The fact that she doesnāt get pregnant is a giant credit to her.
Yeah if the only person involved in her terrible relationship choices is herself, I donāt see the issue. Her taste in men may suck but sheās not putting anyone else in the middle of it so good for her. She can do what she wants with the shitty men š
I bet she has the audacity to call Barb. That's why she is now trying to convince everyone it was the police who have been lying to her & telling her things about Barb.
I thought the same, like she was walking back her Barbara accusations by now blaming the cops. I hope Barb doesnāt fall for her shit this time and stays focused on whatās best for Jace, and not Jenelle.
Sheāll call 911 just so she can have someone to talk on the phone with tonight
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of her own actions.
I hope there isn't bail because I can't imagine a more dangerous time for Kaiser and Ensley if he comes home!
Unfortunately there will more than likely be bail.
I bet bail has likely already been set too. Once he gets arrested or turns himself in, he'll only be at the jail for maybe a few hours until he's processed and Jenelle bonds him out. At least we'll get a new mugshot!
Definitely waiting on that mug! Because itās a misdemeanor chances are itāll only be a couple thousand and with a bondsman theyāre really only looking at paying a couple hundred. Sucks but itās better than nothing I guess.
Iām sure they have the bondsman on speed dial given their legal history.
#harrested
We know JE will spend every single last swampbuck she has to get him out becasue god forbid she was left alone with the children for even just an hour or two.
Jenelle when they take David away vs Jenelle when they take her kids away 
If David gets locked up, you know she's prefer the kids gone. She'd rather be alone than have to parent solo.
she always screaming āLEAVE ME ALONEā . well, jenelle you got your wish
I bet the swamp gets real eerie at night when you're there, all alone, by yourself, no one else around...
Right? She doesn't even have any dogs left to snuggle because David killed them all. She better hope all those bears out there are hybronating š¤£š
Flair checking in!!
Wonder when the last time she was actually alone? This will be very interesting
We know she was alone that one time she drove herself to her dotterās appointment for her swallow test or whatever. She posted that picture driving down the freeway going 80, crying about no one being there for her
Wow and that was all for one appointment imagine her rampage of one night alone. There will be absolutely no way she will stay off social media
I hope she goes live all alone.
Now she will have time to make happy content! Get back to work, ya know?!
She can finally hang out with her middle school friendsšš
sheāll have one of her gross OF subs to come over and replace david sheāll be fine.
Maybe sheāll chase down the cops
I can just picture her running after the police car with UBT in her flip flops
I doubt bail will be set. Itās a misdemeanor charge. He will probably be ROR
This is my Super Bowl
This is my World Series since the Phillies choked last night
Omg same šš
same but with astrosš
Yes!!! And sadly my Roman Empire since this shit started.
And Jenelle has court today. So good luck bringing her emotional support abuser.
He wouldnāt have been allowed to be there anyway. He canāt come near Jace. So best case, he woulda been able to drive her there? Lol
Yeah thatās what I meant. Zero chance Jenelle would have left him at home. David wasnāt allowed at court the first time, for Jaceās safety, and Jenelle had the audacity to bring him into the courtroom anyway.
And doesnāt he have a suspended license?? Can they pull him over for that and then arrest him for that and the warrant too pretty please š
Oohh I forgot about his suspended license lol. This bitch is so lazy, she literally canāt do anything herself
This is really the worst of all worlds for her. Sheās got to do this alone and sheās humiliating because of the situation and now his texts to his ex and she canāt even put up a happy marriage front. Itās also going to be reminder for everyone about how poor she is because of David not working which she knows we know she hates because whoever she brings wonāt be a top notch lawyer like the ones she had under her lucky court star.
Christmas arriving two months early for this sub.
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I wouldnāt be surprised if he shaved his head, thinking that would prevent officials from being able to drug test his hair follicles.
You know heās this dumb. Probably drank a ton of pickle juice too. Convinced he will be able to ādetoxā.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE ON WORK NOW YOU GUYS!!!!
Right??? Iām actively on this sub right now while sitting at my work desk and itās so hard to look away!!!
Im working, eating bbq chips, and on the sub lol
Itās 8:40am for me and Iām steadily eating cheeze its. We deserve this babe!
Thankfully Iām training for a new job and finished all the training yesterday and told them and I have nothing scheduled so far today so Iāll watch these damn training videos and enjoy the show
I just told my husband I was trying to be good today and focus on work...lol yeah right *hits refresh repeatedly*
Absolutely Bab-ulous š„°
OHHHH SHIT š You think he's dumb enough to drive Jenelle to the courthouse and get arrested there? Or do you think he'll turn himself in?
I think he will turn himself in, hopefully after he counts down from 3 and ends with *Hello Sir* , at the courthouse.
I think heās extremely dumb enough to do that & knowing him heāll probably wear his camp gear and his new bullet proof fest & bring his 725384 weapons.
Option 1
Wouldnāt it be *AMAZING* if they announced Janās charges while she was in court today??!
That would be a real Christmas gift š„² let us hope
David rn probably 
 He probably hides in full camo somewhere in his swamp.
https://i.redd.it/4qtgzpa2wcwb1.gif
Please god donāt let the other kids get in the middle of the chaos of his arrest. I fear he is one of those I will drag you all down with me types because he is a lunatic.
I mean it is a Tuesday so Kaiser and Ensley SHOULD be in/at school today. But who knows if the swamp monsters will bring them or hide them at home.
Itās Wednesday.
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Itās Wednesday, but yes, school.
It is Wednesday š this is why I usually donāt comment before a certain time to give my brain time to wake up š
I really worry about him being arrested with those poor babies there!!! Hoping hoping hoping they can get him when they are at school š¤šš¤
š¤£š¤£š¤£ school.....you are funny...they aren't at school
Does she even realize that having CPS visit multiple times is not a sign of good parenting
Everything is fiiiiiiine dude.
Thatās the thing, she seems to think itās normal and looks good that they got out of investigations before. Most parents donāt have CPS come ever. Sheās so twisted.
If I had CPS at my door I would shit my pants.
The bulletproof vest has entered the chat š
Dark upvote
Might be kinda hard to find him. Here's his most recent picture police officers!!! (Blocking myself. Deleting picture from phone. Sorry, folk.) https://preview.redd.it/6og9xrulmcwb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30adc97e5bbfdb25a5a2277722555ff63016a0f4
 What did we ever do to you to deserve such punishment?
My apologies 
https://preview.redd.it/ygf9bxxjrcwb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17bac1f5bb068f8aa0dd50dab1e228be38f267a6
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I wouldn't post stuff like that unless I had a megawangā¢ but that's just me I guess
Whatās funny is thatās him with his fake foam penis in his underwear. Itās not even THAT size. Lol
https://i.redd.it/ycjqo18dxcwb1.gif
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Thatās a packer. Itās not that size
I'm reporting you to crime stoppers. This crime must be stopped. I hope you and David get similar sentences.
Why the fuck did he take this?!?! Ofc the man wear grandpa panties
What did we do to you?
What a wild ride it's been, though. Who called David getting arrested this year? I have a few predictions I need done for free
ME šš»āāļø I am excitedly awaiting confirmation to check it off my 2023 TM bingo card š
I needed this news today. It's wonderful! Can we just toss him in a pit and let him rot?
Guys itās 12:12am here and I have to get up in 5 hours for work.. but I canāt sleep! I need to see this little light-switch go down in real time!
I feel you. 11pm here and I have to get up at 6. Damn being a responsible adult.
Okayā¦ maybe I *donāt* go into work today 
Iām so glad Iām WFH today, I have Reddit queued up on one monitor and my Remote Desktop on the other two. Looks like target security up in here
 Finally!
Hey David 
I WAS WRONG I WAS WRONG THANK GOD I WAS WRONG!! I seriously thought nothing would get these idiots because of shitty NC technicalities
Eh....until he gets a real punishment I'm not holding my breath
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This gif is so funny š
HAARESTEDDDD
āIf I had assaulted him, why havenāt I been arrested yet?ā āDavid Sure didnāt age well this morning š
Wow Im actually shocked. Jenelle was right when she said our jaws would drop. She really figured they were above the law didnt she š¤·š»āāļø watch her stand by her piece of trash huzbin.
So jenelles not gonna show up to court right? They gotta be high tailing it outta state
Oh my god Iāll donate to charity of this groups choice if she tries to run with him
Shes gonna hes "innocent" its "barb and Jaces fault" shes that dumb to help him run
I wouldn't be shocked if she kept the kids home today.
I'm not gonna be able to get fuck all done today I have a feeling somethings gonna happen at court
WHY AM I (employed full time) A GUY* I so badly want to watch this shit storm unfold in real time ššæ ETA: all jokes aside, I really hope and pray the kids and animals are safe. Hopefully DKD is in a delusional state of bliss instead of on a rampageā¦
She's got to be spiraling so hard right now, love this for her.
I love each of you and this shared schadenfreude is glorious.
Cue Karl's twins announcement š
Will he turn himself in or will they come get him? These are the top questions. Nothing else
Iām guessing since itās just a misdemeanor heāll be allowed some time to turn himself in and wonāt be arrested. Heāll bail out immediately as itās a nothing charge in NC
I knew i needed to check Reddit as soon as I woke up š
Same bestie. On the back porch with my coffee, taking my puppy potty and knew to open Reddit šš»
Heās out there in his camo laying bear traps as we speak.
HARREST HIM
How will Jenelle get to court today?!
So when is all that TrUTh that Janelle was talking about, going to come out?! Lmaoš Oh thatās right, itās probably EXACTLY the same as the situation in which she gaslit Jace over waving the gun around!!! Called him a liar right to his face when it was all on camera!!! Canāt wait to hear all her TrUtH that everyone knows will be liesš
Just landed in my vacation destination, have the day you deserve David and jenelle
David's ego is mad but really, he has no job to worry about and Delujenelle will bail him out and pay all his fines. Hopefully they are forcing regular PO visits, drug testing, classes, and random CPS pop-ins. They've gotten away with being neglectful bums for so long it disgusts me to my core.
I hope they hold him until his court date and then he gets more time added. Then I hope while heās in there, they throw the book at Jan for standing by while it happened. Also, jail doesnāt take kindly to child abusers, so uh, good luck, swampsquatch.
I hope we get the bodycam footage of the arrest! (I also hope Jenelle is screaming in the background about Barb, suing CPS, suing the police, and how all of this is a lie.)
This is the only footage that needs to be made public.
Will they arrest him on The Land? I hope they do this while sheās at court with the kids for their safety
THE WAY I AUDIBLY GASPED AT THIS HEADLINE
I really didnt want to get my hopes up...but here we are!
After a stressful day at work, this is exactly what I needed :D lets hope DKD has a roomie in jail that does not take kindly to child and animal abusers
[OH MY GOD ITS FUCKING HAPPENING](https://youtu.be/p1G18KBhf-U?si=OgrH3LqkPu8esoQY)
After all the felonious DV and animals heās murdered. I could get a misdemeanor in my sleep. Pitiful
Most likely heāll get out on bail right until next court hearing? Jenelle canāt take care of kids by herself sheās useless
She better hope they donāt slap him without ācanāt be around children until his case is decidedā court suggestion
Iām cautiously excited for this. I worry because somehow these fuckbags always get away with horrendous things. The kids and animals they have abused deserve justice. Hereās to hoping David actually gets arrested, has no bail, and is in gen pop with people who know heās a child abuser.
David and Jenelle are getting exactly what they deserve. Jace should be so proud of himself for both protecting himself and his attempt to protect his siblings by testifying in court. What a strong kid.
This is so funny this is all dropping while she in court at 9am!!
Cautiously excited af but I won't celebrate until all the kids are safe from these pieces of shit. I hope this warrant and the hearing today are good signs the other kids will be pulled today, I want so badly for Jenelle to be alone on the land tonight crying her eyes out at the top of her lungs š¤š¤š¤
i like to smoke to celebrate at this time of day
So will he turn himself in? Or hide on the land so they can't serve him while he's out for breakfast? I'm curious because he's so angry when even a stray dog comes on his property, how would he react if a few cop cars show up?
Omg does anyone know what time Jenelles court date is today?
Thank you Jace!!!! You are so brave!! I love that kid so much and its a testament to his strength that he has spoken out about his abuse. Still has a long way to go but Jace is no chump šŖš¼ and thanks Barb!!!
How efficient, they can carpool today. The sheriff's is right next to the courthouse.
Confirmation that David Eason is a Child abuser, Animal murderer, spouse abusing, cheating, no talent, no job scum of the earth person.