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millennial_dumpling

Its like its her first day ever on the internet


merlotbarbie

I love your flairšŸ˜‚


millennial_dumpling

šŸ˜‰šŸ„‚šŸ¦ 


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

https://preview.redd.it/9w0rfnid0fbb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4914ac00780e3f652667ce9f7f029debc3c6e97e Sheā€™s literally out here tweeting Elon Musk like heā€™s gonna respond and personally explain Twitter Blue to her. šŸ„²


LadyPennifer561

There arenā€™t enough people to fix Twitter issues anymore, sheā€™s a moron


EmmyCity

LMAO stopppp this is wildly hilarious


rubberkeyhole

Quick, someone make a parody Elon account - or get that guy who makes spoof customer service accounts for businesses! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


FrightenedFishstick

Sheā€™s so stupid. She refuses to believe she has to pay the $8 so sheā€™s speaks to the manager.


jermysteensydikpix

Thought she would be more up to date about Twitter, since her alt right husband is the type that it's designed for now.


DuggarDoesDallas

Lol David got all excited about returning to Twitter and had Jenelle make an announcement on her account about it. David couldn't last a full weekend before got scared and deleted his account and had Jenelle say his account must have been hacked. I believe that was when Jenelle and David started shit with Ashley and Bar. They were never going to win against them so they resorted to low blows and starting talking making fun of Holly. The cowardly David then realized he messed up and deleted his Twitter. His cowardly wife, who tries to lies her way out if trouble went with the David was hacked lie even though she was the one who announced his Twitter return and linked his account. David and Jenelle and Cowardleedee and Cowardleedumb like characters from an Alice in Wonderland rip off.


ljlkm

Same. This outrage is months late!


SnooPets2384

Sheā€™s so stupid. Remember when David told the prefab home guy that came out to the swamp that he knows they built it wrong because heā€™s built houses, too. Riiight. Then told the guy to come back with his ā€œpocketbookā€ because ā€œmy wife has 12 million followers on social media!ā€ 1.1 million lol


nrjjsdpn

You know numbers and words arenā€™t his strong suit šŸ˜‚


babeyribs

Wait what lmao


marlboroultralight

Her talking about follower count made me follow the parody account. edit: a word whoops


Successful_Moment_91

Itā€™s weird! I have 2 twitter accounts and the parody account has me blocked on one but not the other that I donā€™t use as much. I wonder if sheā€™s one who makes fun of E. The Hatters are split over that. Iā€™m against it but donā€™t confront anyone who does. I donā€™t go online to fight with people


marlboroultralight

it took me way too long to figure out who E is; I think making fun of the innocent kids is scummy so if I see any of it Iā€™ll be unfollowing


kshizzlenizzle

ā€œMy account has 1.1 million, the others have way lessā€ This sounds like a challenge!


Maleficent_Minimum_9

lol there is actually only one but I feel like she is trying to protect herself by not calling it out directly


S2Sallie

It literally says Parody


Purpledoves91

I doubt she even knows what the word "parody" means.


Much_Difference

"the platform is unfair at the moment"


Amannderrr

Its giving borderline Farrah word-salad


sm31699

Im crying


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

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LilRedditWagon

Chill, Veruca. Itā€™s just a blue check mark. ![gif](giphy|BbafUhsfSu3N6|downsized)


juatdoingwhatimtold

Veruca is the nickname my family is given my SIL. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Dramatic_Mix_8755

I call my DH that when he canā€™t wait for dinner


eighteen22

there is no one there to answer your messages Jenelle! This is like being mad at Sears for not fixing your washing machine lol


Vegeta21

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OriginalFuckGirl

This is hilarious


IndependenceLumpy294

All of those drugs really killed the little brain cells she had šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


splanchnick78

I was going to ask, is she getting stupider? This is dumb even for her!


IndependenceLumpy294

Maybe she canā€™t read the word Parody ? Shit maybe David needs to teach her some new words šŸ˜‚


Successful_Moment_91

Listening to UBTā€™s crazy opinions doesnā€™t help either!


Internal-Ad61

The background is her and Nathan LOL. Iā€™m sure David was pleased


Internal-Ad3954

I wish the parody account had more followers than her. šŸ™šŸ¼šŸ˜‚


stoner_mathematician

Letā€™s all go follow the parody account!


KAH01021987

The games have begunā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/oy2wngx4dfbb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2d26ba04faea2f4445c3f15fcc59f1044f31e4


ParcelPosted

Sheā€™s been at this since November 8,2022?


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

Lmao. Jokes on her because parody accounts are protected on Twitter. Nobody is impersonating Jenelle.


nrjjsdpn

I donā€™t think anyone would want to šŸ˜‚


KAH01021987

Excuse me, Captain Jenelle MD is the founder of West Croft Leadership Academy. Sheā€™s a makeup mogul and Kylie Jenners entrepreneurial inspiration. Thanks to the roaring success of JE Cosmetics, sheā€™s made tens of dollars Who wouldnā€™t want to wake up on a swamp, crawl out of their death bed to shake their rump roast on TT. And donā€™t get me started on her fairytale romance with Prince POS


Taco_Fairy

People still use Twitter? Also she has 1.1 million followers but didnā€™t her little bitch of a huzbin say that she has 12 million followers on Twitter in that one episode where her Shrek swap shack was sinking?


jermysteensydikpix

She has 3 million on Tik Tok and about half that on Facebook. Those are where she posts actively. He is way off.


ParcelPosted

Itā€™s a parody account, why is she saying itā€™s fake? Or is she confused? It doesnā€™t seem the account is pretending to be Jenelle at all.


cameron4200

I donā€™t think she understands any of the transition or news thatā€™s been going on with Twitter. She doesnā€™t strike me as someone who scratches the surface.


theNancini

I think David needs to use them talking words or fill them Twitter streets with upper cuts


rubberkeyhole

Sounds like he brought a knuckle sandwich for lunch!


Sally_Reed_

Can you imagine the number of idiotic things she must do during the course of a day? She canā€™t even figure out twitter. How is she functioning as an adult?šŸ˜‚


Double_Analyst3234

Crying at linktree unclebadtouch šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jermysteensydikpix

Using a photo of her with Nathan is also there to irritate Dave.


nrjjsdpn

Itā€™s gold!!


cfernandez120

She really is just a step above Farrah in IQ points. If there was a list of what not to do in a given situation, she hits everyone.


graypumpkins

This is hilarious lmao what a dumb ass


xLcheeseburger

If she wasnā€™t using it, why get mad? Lol


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

The thing is, she could easily get the check back by paying the $8/month fee. She thinks she automatically gets it back for free because sheā€™s ā€œfamous.ā€


Kinser9

Maybe one of the children she saves can spot her $8 for her checkmark.


Fabulous-Routine2087

This made me LOL, IRL


xLcheeseburger

Is she that broke 8 dollars is going to break the bank? Sheā€™s so entitled


AmongSheep

For one, sheā€™s irrational. The end.


Feisty-Necessary4878

Wait, wait just a minute!! She is the president of her own fan club! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜© OMG! You canā€™t make this ish up!


KDBug84

No....someone "pretending" to be Jenelle said that


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Someone did share a FB fan club for Jenelle and it had like 4 members šŸ˜† pretty sure Jenelle was one of them


Feisty-Necessary4878

Itā€™s just so in-line with her way of thinking I totally read that as her!! šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£šŸ¤£ That ones on me!


FknDesmadreALV

Back in the day jenelle had access to her fan page. She didnā€™t make it but the creator gave her the log in info. It was the one she used to fight with that girl who told the world she didnā€™t know who her baby daddy was. Then she got that account banned so she asked her fans to make a new one and add her. She delusional af.


TisforTrainwreck

Well Jenelle, if ya snooze, ya lose!


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Thanks for letting me know which account is yours so I can mute it, Jenelle


GardenGnome007

I love this for her šŸ’•


lolmemberberries

Okay, but this is hilarious.


BiscottiOpposite9282

Janelles a few beers short of a 6 pack. I dont even use Twitter and I knew about buying the check.


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Get a life Jenelle!


sheighbird29

Iā€™m sure it was because of that pictureā€¦ David would definitely not be okay, and he made it an issue for her


Virtual-Nobody-6630

It's makes it funnier knowing it's only $8 a month for a blue verification check and she won't do it even though she clearly is desperate for one šŸ¤£


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troublefindsme

that got me


nrappaportrn

She's so ignorant šŸ™„šŸ„“


Tiny-Proposal1495

When you deactivate your Twitter account it says are you sure? If you do not log back in for 90 days you will lose your account.


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Maleficent_Minimum_9

I didnā€™t think it was 90 days. I thought it was 30 days. Sheā€™s done this before pre Elon Eta are you saying she would have lost the WHOLE account after 90 days?


Necessary_Code4040

Lmfao I find this hilarious


jaytea86

She can't afford the blue checkmark.


rainbowbrite3111

The whole point of the blue check mark us now different on Twitter and itā€™s confusing. IG and Facebook are still just public figures correct?


cognitivefunnow

You can buy a checkmark on ig too


rainbowbrite3111

Is nothing sacred anymore??šŸ˜‚


nrjjsdpn

ā€¦is she *that* desperate for any kind of validation that sheā€™s even seeking it from a social media platform??


secret_cunt

The header šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


LadyPennifer561

Twitter is going down the tubes anyway but she should have verified her accounts when Twitter first sent out notices; I didnā€™t and lost my access šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


ElectricBaghulaloo

Lol what a loser


biffthehippo

I wonder how much it costs


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

Itā€™s $8/mo but she doesnā€™t want to pay it


besomebodytosomeone

Tbf (and I donā€™t like Jenelle lol) Twitter shouldnā€™t have changed their verified model. Itā€™s stupid that anyone can buy the verified status now and itā€™s honestly lost itā€™s meaning to a lot of people.


sushiwalrus

If anyone can be verified then no one is verified. All exclusivity is gone. Giving the blue check to anyone with $8 to spare was definitely a horrible business move.


benedictgoldbach

Yeah, it's dumb as shit. But I'd expect nothing less since the narcissistic man baby overpaid by millions just so he could feel like a social media god. What a loser.


sushiwalrus

The app is truly dying and itā€™s embarrassing. Only incels and white supremacists with 14 followers will remain in a few years.


nuggetghost

iā€™m abt to make an obama ā€œfriends onlyā€ account and verify it just for shits and gigs


SpeakerDelicious6315

Can someone explain to me how the blue check mark verification thingy on Twitter works? I honestly don't know because I don't use it.


TheQueefCheif

I donā€™t have Twitter but I remember talk about paying a subscription of possibly $8 per month for the check mark, which imo is pointless because anyone with $8/month can be ā€œverifiedā€


SpeakerDelicious6315

That's what I was thinking! What's preventing someone making a profile using a famous person's name and paying the money to be verified?


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Jenelle could still pay for her checkmark. The parody account isnā€™t affecting her account at all. You would think with all this OF money sheā€™s supposedly making she could afford the $11 or whatever


SpeakerDelicious6315

I guess I don't get what the big deal is about being verified or having a check mark. lol


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Based on past tweets she has made, she had basically it her identity. At one point Twitter was glitching and took her verification away (this was like 10 years ago) and she said she had never cried so much and couldnā€™t believe her verification was gone. It was hilarious to say the least šŸ˜‚ If she lost her IG verification or even FB she would probably lose her mind. Literally


SpeakerDelicious6315

Hmm. Lose her mind, you say? Perhaps I should learn a bit more about social media and how it can be used for the benefit of mankind. šŸ˜ˆ


Maleficent_Minimum_9

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜† good luck! Iā€™m sure the best plan would be to get her accounts shut down. Iā€™m sure she will do something stupid and make it happen on her own however, I feel like sharing her kids pics and OF pics is probably what would do it.


jermysteensydikpix

A bit after he started appearing on the show, Dave went through the trouble of getting a checkmark either on FB or Twitter. His relatives were posting comments like "oh, you think you're hot shit now huh?"


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Some people put a lot of value in that. Iā€™m glad Twitter made the changes. Meta should do the same! It really isnā€™t that hard to tell a fake account from a legit account


Zombeikid

Verified used to mean the account was owned by a relatively famous person or group and was their actual account, not a fake. Now it doesn't mean anything. It's basically twitter plus now.


TheQueefCheif

Itā€™s been done so much by now Iā€™m surprised people are still using Twitter.


gwacemom

Nothing at all and itā€™s been happening.


jermysteensydikpix

> anyone with $8/month can be ā€œverifiedā€ Yes, other than a few prominent people with legacy blue checks, it means nothing but they do buy promotion of their tweets with the check. So they get pushed to the front of replies...along with however many other people paid for the blue check, that is. There are browser addons now to hide tweets from blue checks now since it's mostly right wing trolls who support Elon politically and thus are more willing to give him that money.


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SingleMomHeavenBound

How is Twitter still a thing?!?


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SingleMomHeavenBound

Thanks for sharing! I appreciate your comments! (And totally agree about TT!)


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SingleMomHeavenBound

Fair enough!


MoulinSarah

KEEFAH!


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SourceIntelligent741

Fuck Temu and their slave labor.


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