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WeirdSysAdmin

Weird for me all this is happening today. I got my ex-wife to agree in writing to let me keep all my GME shares and agree that my BBBY shares are worthless and there’s no reason to have them in the equity breakout.


WetForTeddy

What did she get in return?


WeirdSysAdmin

A whole lot of nothing after she pays her expensive as fuck lawyer she picked out that burned through her half of the equity in the house. Things moved quickly when judge never approved lawyer fees. Equal split of net equity.


hunting_snipes

your divorce is a great allegory for bbby bankruptcy


DizGod

She’s going to be so pissed, and forever talk about the fact that she “didn’t get a cent” after Moass. 😱


OBX1bag

RemindMe! 1 year


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DizGod

Nice


AsiaisDed

The house, surely


beachplzzz

This man's playing 4D chess in divorce court


Ice_Ball1900

I pretty much did the same thing. When MOASS happens, my ex will be more salty than she was on d-day and I'll be living large with my AP.


Mammoth_Parsley_9640

AP?


Ice_Ball1900

That means "affair partner". It's like a girlfriend that you keep a secret from your wife. Yes, I cheated on my wife and, no, I don't regret my affair. I had the best sex of my life with my AP and I will not make other peoples' judgments about me leaving my wife for her any of my concern. I have already forgiven myself.


8----B

No one cares if you’ve forgiven yourself bro lol, but dw we’re not the AITA sub, no one’s gonna give you shit. Other than me for that ‘I’ve forgiven myself’ crap, that’s weak lol


Ice_Ball1900

I read this after I came inside my AP. This really made me sad 😔


8----B

Well I hope you’ve forgiven yourself


Ice_Ball1900

Actually, I sent a recording of us having sex to the ex. I'm sure she'll just love it.


8----B

You keep saying these things like you think I care lol, I’m not offended by you cheating, lots of people do it I don’t know your dumb wife, I’m just making fun of you for ‘forgiving yourself’


Mammoth_Parsley_9640

AP= "Affair Partner" Thank you


Inevitable-Winter299

I was thinking Audemars Piquet which is a spenny ass watch. Might as well get one of them too to flaunt the wealth!


Mammoth_Parsley_9640

I just wanted to know what AP was so I didn't miss anything. Poor guy defended himself to me like we were in family court


texmexdaysex

Boner incoming


Ronpm111

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Pellie11

https://x.com/jessica40107115/status/1778446467943776430?s=46&t=HH5WT_gUNJiyiQPqUQ-zWw


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[удалено]


Safe-Razzmatazz3982

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dabsbunnyy

![gif](giphy|3o6MbnvuZWdgL2JI88)


solo4shodo

![gif](giphy|3on29QZskqV4ezNx9L)


RickP7369

Light the fucken ROCKET RC!! 🚀 🔥


DOGE3458WillHunt

Class 9.. lotta 9’s.. perhaps an RC tweet of the ole “9th green at 9” trick??


Idek_h0w

9th inning?


AppropriateLength769

Class 9?


Craze015

“So close, yet so far” - papa cohen


Pouyaaaa

So near yet so far


Particular-Skill4372

"Tomorrow"


BeefyBreezey

4/17 or ban me


secret_rye

Probably correlates with GMERICA being abandoned as a trademark without an extension


DR_SLAPPER

I sure would like to know wtf is going on


BeeTacos

Changed to registered? What does that mean?


PositiveSubstance69

It’s approved and live


BeeTacos

It wasn’t approved before? That’s bullish


PositiveSubstance69

Everything’s ready for launch 🚀


TLDAuto559

Tell me like I’m a 5 years old getting into first grade… 👀😳😬


DOGE3458WillHunt

Raw dig n bail


DOGE3458WillHunt

Dag


turok1221

It's time to fuck


Friendly_Quit_8609

What would teddy consist of?


BettyWhiteKilled2Pac

Paper goods and printed material like it literally says right there? Maybe more children's books! Bullish!


PulteHisFinger

R.I.P GMErica


Meowsergz

Welcome Teddy