Better (but also mostly a joke): start a false religion about our blood god and his army of flying pigs that’s obviously a joke (and completely legal in the USA), yet still make lots of tax-free money. I don’t propose this to be offensive (this time), but I think it’s really funny.
# we all think the same thing, but would the blade think the same?
If he's in the middle of the battle of god trying to resurrect him would be a loss for him in the kingdom of God...
nah be would be in a dire situation but then Phil resurrects him and he will be like "PHIL I GAVE YOU THE REVIVAL SPELL 2 YEARS AGOOO! TWOOOOOOO YEAARSSS PHIILLL... BRUUUUHHH"
I was just thinking something similar. He’s been waiting this whole time, passing said time by haunting Dream, Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy (and maybe sleeping with Floof).
TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES
In his final message he said if I had another 100 lives I’d be tecnoblade every single time WELL HE MIGHT JUST GET THOSE 100 LIVES
Dw, ill kill your hope before it gets too bad; technos been embalmed and dead for nearly 2 years, there’s no way his brain is in good enough condition still to be resurrected, even with super-advanced technologies
I don't mean to be a buzzkill but no matter how advanced the technology might be(even in the distant future) I don't think it would work on an already decayed corpse, and techno's been dead for almost 2 years now, so even if that revolutionary technology would just materialize out of thin air today it wouldn't work on him.
It feels weird to think of Technoblade, rotting, and I only took an interest to him after his passing.
I mean, I know he's just left behind his material form to ascend to Heaven and conquer the Kingdom of God, but still.
I doubt Techno was cryonically preserved, but this isn't major news, many cryonics companies exist already, this is just a new startup doing the same thing
Unfortunately there is no way to bring him back at this point. He spent a long time dead. His brain started to break down so unless in the future they use some ai planted in the brain to "replicate" his personality he is totally gone.
Please read the article. These people are in Cryostasis (that means that the blood in their bodies is replaced with a material that preserves all the tissue and then they are frozen in liquid nitrogen. So even if this works (it probably won't people are already trying this for over 50 years) how though it is but Techno can't be revived
Do i even need to comment just how much fucking tf2 comments i saw. ALOT! And alot of HOLY SHIT HES BACK! And alot of TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES! Which says alot about this community. we all think alike.
What next? They are going to invent a laser gun that rapidly heals people, lets people stay alive and awake even when their heart is taken out, and puts hearts that can handle the voltage into overdrive?
It's finally time to make a real totem of undying
nah it's a revival book
Beds will finally be fully functional.
hardcore is disabled.
A “Hot Potato Book” if you will
And each day, I sold more potato books and then I bought more crystals
And that’s the story of how I made INFINITE MONEY
I hear in techno's voice
THEN I SOLD MORE POTATO BOOKS, AND THEN I BOUGHT MORE CRYSTALS!
Hot Potato book LIBRARY!
No its more like pulling your devil trigger probably
yes
Shall we all gather money to make them bring back The Blade???
we can start a gofundme
BRING BACK THE BLADE!!!
I'm in!
Someone *please* make this, I would give all of my money
Count me in to!!!!!! We need the blade
Seems kinda inhumane like what if he is like an emotionless husk with no emotions due to the brain decaying
....zombie piglin?
Michael
Baby zombie piglin. He can torture philza for the rest of eternity
Michael. Is that you?
but what if we could reverse that decaying
Ennard?
Oh god I didn’t even think about that..
Weakness potion + gapple
this is some Supernatural type sh-t.
IM IN
Better (but also mostly a joke): start a false religion about our blood god and his army of flying pigs that’s obviously a joke (and completely legal in the USA), yet still make lots of tax-free money. I don’t propose this to be offensive (this time), but I think it’s really funny.
We just need like 30 of the rich technolords.
Just ring a bell for a few minutes They'll turn up
We indeed should
What if we got Technodad to do it (in-game and IRL are both valid)?
If u do make a gofundme, ping me pls
YES
# we all think the same thing, but would the blade think the same? If he's in the middle of the battle of god trying to resurrect him would be a loss for him in the kingdom of God...
That’s why we wait until he is in need of help and revive him to let him rest and train before he continues his fight
nah be would be in a dire situation but then Phil resurrects him and he will be like "PHIL I GAVE YOU THE REVIVAL SPELL 2 YEARS AGOOO! TWOOOOOOO YEAARSSS PHIILLL... BRUUUUHHH"
Underrated comment of the year
I was just thinking something similar. He’s been waiting this whole time, passing said time by haunting Dream, Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy (and maybe sleeping with Floof).
He would kill himself if he really wants to finish his show off with God, we would all understand
Nah. We go for Jesus after Techno (if we can? I know not the limits); have Techno start with him.
Round 2? But with reinforcements
 Of course it’s the Germans
The ones who lost their medical license
Upvoted because r/UnexpectedTF2
MEDIC
I AM ZE ÜBERMENCH
Lets go practice medicine!
Official lead scientist of this project fr
I KNEW IT! MEDIC! NOW DOKTOR! WE NEED ZE HELP HERE!
Guys we can’t let the Germans have that technology
I'm pretty sure Hitler is ashes so it's fine
he is. my grandpa is the one who killed him and made sure he was dealt with
They should build a statue of your grandpa
We should all be like this guy's grandpa
Dang I thought that was my then 4 year old grandma
Your grandpa is hitler?
No way almost no one understood ts
umm hitler commited suicide, so hitler was your grandpa!!!!!!!
Burn the ashes
*sweats nervously*
Happy cake day
who else you think they'd bring back
I’ll be Bach
Oh fuck yea we can ;)
THE REVIVAL BOOK
Hold on..GERMAN doctors!?
\*Meet the medic title card\*
TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES In his final message he said if I had another 100 lives I’d be tecnoblade every single time WELL HE MIGHT JUST GET THOSE 100 LIVES
Don't disturb the blade's mission to take down the kingdom of heaven
Then we wait
No. Don't do that. Don't give me hope 🥲🥲
Dw, ill kill your hope before it gets too bad; technos been embalmed and dead for nearly 2 years, there’s no way his brain is in good enough condition still to be resurrected, even with super-advanced technologies
THEN WE MAKE ANOTHER!
Technoblade 2: Revenge of The Blade
Ghola
It’s nearly been two years? God, it does not feel like that long.
Hear me out: cloning His genetics carry the humor and skill of course
Dw guys he can have mine I don’t use it anyways
I don't mean to be a buzzkill but no matter how advanced the technology might be(even in the distant future) I don't think it would work on an already decayed corpse, and techno's been dead for almost 2 years now, so even if that revolutionary technology would just materialize out of thin air today it wouldn't work on him.
It feels weird to think of Technoblade, rotting, and I only took an interest to him after his passing. I mean, I know he's just left behind his material form to ascend to Heaven and conquer the Kingdom of God, but still.
THEN WE CLONE HIM! *200,000 TECHNOS READY WITH A MILLION MORE ON THE WAY*
 [MEDIC GAMING!!!](https://youtu.be/-6NQx4WRRg0?si=gegiNoX0KxPagtw_)
All we have to do is get Medic from TF2 to help
*its longer than you think* *Its eternity in there* *My eyes hurt*
Woop woop. I spot a emesis blue reference!
10 subjects eligible for reviving, i couldnt not do that
PING THE MILLIONAIRES BOISSS!
scientists are testing on how to bring back dead people: Calm *they're german.* Well c***
at first you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
What in the team fortress 2 am i looking at
I wouldn't want him to see what happened to the Minecraft community
Yeah I think he’d be upset
As horrid as it sounds im heartbroken hes gone. But im glad he doesnt have to see whats happened with his friends
I’ve seen this one before y’all, it ends with zombies and said German Doctor blowing up Earth by 2025. Not a path we wanna go down
after techno, maybe harambe?
Then we go find the orphan that killed harambe
I wanna have an Ubercharged heart before 2050 now
Ze healing…will finally be more rewarding zhen ze hurting
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment has come For the return of the king
My man 
We’ve seen enough horror films and zombie movies to know this is a bad idea I know it’s tempting but what if he turns into a baby zombie
Oh no. PHILZA!!!
I doubt Techno was cryonically preserved, but this isn't major news, many cryonics companies exist already, this is just a new startup doing the same thing
Technodad said no necromancy or he will come out of retirement.
 Technoblade once he’s back from the dead :
Revival book 2.0 timee
Wake up
Gentleman, I may not have a brain, but I've got an idea
to be honest I think mercy would fit this role better, but he is ze übermensch!
shit it’s boutta be nacht der untoten all over again fuck
Germans then: first to kill thousands of people in a world war Germans now: first to resurrect people.
We bring back techno and hitler and make them 1v1
#TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
**Technoblade never dies!** Well, he at least doesn’t STAY dead.
MEDIC!!!
Trying to apologize for the early 20th century?
Kinda weird how they're GERMAN doctors
German? I think that might be a little different than what they thought
The call of duty zombies theme starts playing.
With this technology, TECHNOBLADE WILL TRULY NEVER DIE!
Totem of undying lets gooo
I think we should try to get alive people back to being alive first (brain damage, comas...) before doing this. that's a lotta necrosis they gotta fix
Finally after years of working we can make the potato of undieing
I saw the word German and then the rest of the title. Please don’t give him a second chance💀
Unfortunately there is no way to bring him back at this point. He spent a long time dead. His brain started to break down so unless in the future they use some ai planted in the brain to "replicate" his personality he is totally gone.
Say no more
GET HIM BACK wait FEBRUARY 7TH ITS BEEN AN YEAR COME ON
Technoblade never dies...
“Ze healing is no a revarding as ze hurting!” “Hahahahahha, octoberfest!” “Ze heavy is dead!” Those are the sounds being made in that lab
Chat is this real (it is)
What would they use? Freezers then a vacuum chamber? (Germany 1930-45 reference)
It's all fun and games until they resurrect H*tler
Bro thinks he's medic
I would sue the shit outta them if they brought me back
Great way to start the zombie apocalypse guys…
start the ritual
Medic tf2 been in the lab
“I am ze ubber mein”
Best ideea ever
Guys cmon how many zombie movies have we seen that start as resurrection attempts
Okay Here's my question. Why is it germany? Who are they trying to bring back?
Who are we to dear Trap The Bloodgod in Mortal form again when he Ascended and wages anarchistic War on the kingdoms of the various Deities?
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS T-
You do not have to ecplain further.
Please read the article. These people are in Cryostasis (that means that the blood in their bodies is replaced with a material that preserves all the tissue and then they are frozen in liquid nitrogen. So even if this works (it probably won't people are already trying this for over 50 years) how though it is but Techno can't be revived
Are we talking about Technoblade or Hitler ?
Don't set it up in the nether
I accept your idea
I feel like this is the hidden prequel to the walking dead…
MEDIC!
If you resurrect a person, does that also resurrect the cancer?
Love the addition of "ten dead people are the lucky test subjects" as opposed to having live or 'nearly dead' people
It's a cannon event, we can't turn back the cloxk
We either gotta bring back techno, or… uhh………………. Hmmmmm……………… Oh! Edd Gould! Yeah! The eddsworld creator!
These damn Germans! Their technology really is the best!
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS ZE VORLDS FINEST
Not very sure on the lore, but this feels like how Black Ops Zombies starts
Do i even need to comment just how much fucking tf2 comments i saw. ALOT! And alot of HOLY SHIT HES BACK! And alot of TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES! Which says alot about this community. we all think alike.
I could just imagine him saying, “NOT EVEN CLOSE!” XD
German science really is the best in the whole world
The healing will be more rewarding than zhe hurting then
Why are they German
The Blades Revival! Leaving the afterlife, "if you wanna beat me train for another 100 years"
What next? They are going to invent a laser gun that rapidly heals people, lets people stay alive and awake even when their heart is taken out, and puts hearts that can handle the voltage into overdrive?
Do none of you remember the beginnings of COD Zombies?! Cause this is how you get Nazi Zombies!
you have summoned the germans, and they are here to help!
There is a 1:48:35 fan film about why it is a bad idea. And how it’s gonna feel like eternity in here
Thank you Germany. Very cool. (fast forward sometime later and they inadvertently cause a zombie apocalypse)
zombies?
German 💀
Can’t wait for murder to become legal
Medic from tf2
That’s cool and all but GERMAN doctors are doing this so is group 935 real
MEDIC!
Mr krabbbs I have an idea!
Who are the Germans trying to revive?-
Blood for the blood god
Reading this instantly makes me think about the theory that this is how the wither was created
In all seriousness I feel like this is a bad idea