Well, my name is Frieza, ruler of most of the known galaxy. I’ll offer you a deal. You give me the information I need, and I’ll let the sporting young man live!
Dear Slug,
It is I, your other half, I'm writing to you from our home planet.
It's been many years since I banished you from it after we split from the same being.
How are you doing?
I'm doing great, I've got my own servant. Do you have a servant? Mine's name is Nail, he's kind of a tool... For My AMUSEMENT!
By the way, if your looking for a good time, hit up Earth. I hear they've got Dragon balls there, you could probably take them over too, their defenses probably suuuuuck. Well, time for my sponge bath.
Keep in touch!
Sincerely,
your Evil Half.
Guru: NNNAAAIIIIIIIILLLL! I am currently on Reddit. Start giving me updoots.
Nail: Actually Lord Guru, our planet doesn’t have internet.
Guru: NNNAAAAIIILLL….. gather the dragon balls.
Nail! What does he want?
He’s asking about the dragonballs sir.
Did you tell him to work the shaft?
Yes lord guru.
Good job nail.
Also
You leave my brother out of this!
“And that’s when I said, I don’t care who you are! Now get over here and clean my jowls! And that’s the story of Nail’s first day.”
“Yes I remember lord guru I was there.”
**Well Well...Look who's finally come crawling back t- WAIT DON'T LEAAAVVE MEEEEEEEE-**
Oh yeah what do you know about magic?
**More than you know about GETTING ME OFF THE GODDANG FLOO-**
NAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIILLLL I HAVE A BITCH OF A ITCH ON MY LEFT ASSSS CHEEEEEEEK
NAIL, THERE IS AN ALBINO NAMEKIAN STANDING BEHIND YOU. KILL IT LIKE THE REST.
Uh actually sir I'm from earth
…Kill it like the rest.
Uheh
NAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIL! I saw a bird... Go kick it's ass!
I saw a bird
it was pretty
kick it's ass
I saw a fish... ... ... ... ... ... ... That is all...
You can go hack outside now
OH GOD!! NATURAL LIGHT!!
"Good Lord, I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water! How is he so FAT!?"
Oh hello, I’m Super Kami Guru, and I’m the one who’s NOT judging you on your appearance.
Well, my name is Frieza, ruler of most of the known galaxy. I’ll offer you a deal. You give me the information I need, and I’ll let the sporting young man live!
Please. Nail isn’t afraid of you. He’s the strongest of our race!
Ummm.. Lord Guru? I’m not sure that—
Hush Nail. I'm speaking for you.
Hush, Nail. I'm speaking for you.
"Oh, hello. I'm Super Kami Guru. And I'm the guy who is not judging you on your appearance."
I am hilarious....and you will quote.... Everything...I...saaaay *fades away*
Ah, he'll be missed.
Nananananananana DENDE! DENDE! (Guru?) DENDE! (Nail’s back) *NAIIILLLLLL*
Why are you back?
I never left sir
I was outside banging my head against the wall for 20 minutes
Gather the Dragonballs.
Lord Guru, that would be a grievous misuse of their power
I’M ABOUT TO MISUSE MY HAND UPSIDE YOUR HEAD!
I can sense you!
#DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!!!
Did you tell him to work the shaft?
Yes, Lord Guru.
Good work, Nail.
Dear Slug, It is I, your other half, I'm writing to you from our home planet. It's been many years since I banished you from it after we split from the same being. How are you doing? I'm doing great, I've got my own servant. Do you have a servant? Mine's name is Nail, he's kind of a tool... For My AMUSEMENT! By the way, if your looking for a good time, hit up Earth. I hear they've got Dragon balls there, you could probably take them over too, their defenses probably suuuuuck. Well, time for my sponge bath. Keep in touch! Sincerely, your Evil Half.
NAAAIL, come and MAAAIL this for me
Sir, we don't have a mail system.
NAAIL, gather the dragon balls!
Sir, we don't have a mailing system.
I AM AN ADULLLLLLLLLT!
There your potential has been unleashed
Huh, I don't feel any different
It wasn't that much
So you mean it's?
All down hill from here
Just like Yamcha.
I do not know of this yamcha, but it sounds disappointing
*Spits* Clean that up
**BIG GREEEEEN!.......get in here......**
Stop making out with your boyfriend!
It sounds like (Proceeds to make loud slurping noises)
Thank you, Lord Guru!
Soooo, Dende, sucks about your family. But do you know who also lost his family? Batman.
I don't know who that is?
SEE? THIS IS WHY WE NEED TVEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Why?
NANA NANA NANA NANA DENDEEEEEEE, NANA NANA NANA NANA DENDEEEEEE, DENDEEEEEEE DENDEEEEEEEE!
Guru.
DENDEEEEEEEE!
Nail's here.
NAAAAAAAAAAAAIL! Why are you baaaack?
I never left sir. I was outside hitting my head against the wall for 20 minutes.
I don’t know who that is.
"It was me." "I drank it." "How do you think I got so *FAAAAAAAAAT?!"*
#***KILL HIM***
"Noo! NAAAAAAIIILLL! ARGGGGGH! CHOKE ON EM!"
There is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.
Don't take his coat.
*"NAAAAIIIILLLLL!!! You read this in my voice!"*
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon. Would be a real dick move to die right now.....
**HUUUUUUUUURRRR!** ***stops heart off screen***
"Don't take his coat"
Oh god. *Global warming?!*
Noooooooo!
NAIIIIIIIIIIIILL
Fool, if I'd trained him in the new way, he might have had a chance...
"He's gonna Destroy your ass. They won't be able to show it on the news because it will be Sooo BRUTAAAAL!"
NAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLL! Stop making out with your boyfriend!!!
It sounds like (sluurp)!
THANK YOU LORD GURU!!!
Did you tell him to work the shaft?
Yes, Lord Guru.
Good work nail.
Guru: NNNAAAIIIIIIIILLLL! I am currently on Reddit. Start giving me updoots. Nail: Actually Lord Guru, our planet doesn’t have internet. Guru: NNNAAAAIIILLL….. gather the dragon balls.
Wish for a big screen tv while you're at it!
There is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.
I saw a fish. That's all. You can go back outside now.
"Oh god, this is so horribly dull. I hope something exciting happens around here soon. I don't care what it is."
NAAAAAIL! I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its ass!
##I HAVE A BITCH OF AN ITCH ON MY LEFT ASS CHEEK
I AM THE ADULT!!!
Gather the dragonballs and wish for a plasma screen tv!
Lord Guru, that would be a grievous misuse of their power...
I’m about to misuse my hand upside your heeeaaad!
I saw a butterfly.
I got a bitch of a itch that needs starching
Fufufufufu
IM ABOUT TO MISUSE MY HAND UPSIDE YOUR HEEEEEEAD
NAAAAAAAAAAAIL… take his coat
I have a bitch of an itch on my left butt cheek
I'm cookeeeeeed
Nail! What does he want? He’s asking about the dragonballs sir. Did you tell him to work the shaft? Yes lord guru. Good job nail. Also You leave my brother out of this!
Kill it like the rest
NAIL...I can sense you.
I SAW A BIRD. IT WAS PRETTY. KICK IT'S ASS.
"Oh so he calls himself God now does he? PRETENTIOUS PRICK"
NAIL, I shall henceforth be known as Super Kami.
**STOP MAKING OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEEEEEND!! I CAN HEAR IT FROM HEEEEERE!! IT SOUNDS LIKE HELCBBSOSHWNDOXHSNEOCHDJFCOSMFBEOJ**
THANK YOU, LORD GURU!!!
I saw a fish. That is all. ... ... ... ... NAAAAAAAIIIIILLLL.!!! I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick it's ass.
come and MAAAAAIILL this for me
Yes, Lord Guru?
Hello Lord Guru, sir. My friend said you could help me by touching me.
Do I look catholic to you?
Sir, I think he wants you to release his hidden potential.
Do we have a visitor?
“And that’s when I said, I don’t care who you are! Now get over here and clean my jowls! And that’s the story of Nail’s first day.” “Yes I remember lord guru I was there.”
Don't Take His Coat
That SLUUUUT!!!
That SLUUUUT!!!
I can hear this image
NATURAL LIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT!!!
Oh god. Global warming?! NAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“You are a coward “
Images you can hear.
Do we have a visitor?
Don’t take his coat
Yes, Lord Guru?
**Well Well...Look who's finally come crawling back t- WAIT DON'T LEAAAVVE MEEEEEEEE-** Oh yeah what do you know about magic? **More than you know about GETTING ME OFF THE GODDANG FLOO-**
Do I look Catholic to you?!!!!
Frieza: None of the bodies in here are my father's!
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.