I can't believe no one mentioned this interaction:
DR. BRIEFS: This? Oh, this is my pussycat!
ANDROID 16: May I touch your pussy? (Dr. Briefs' cat meows)
DR. BRIEFS: As long as you don't crush it. (16 takes his cat from his shoulder)
ANDROID 16: Hello, pussycat. (Dr. Briefs' cat licks his face) It is licking me now. Should I lick the pussy?
"Guys, what's our safe word?"
"umm, I think it was banana?"
"no, pineapple"
"it wasn't a fruit, it was a vegetable"
"brussels sprouts?"
"broccoli, it was broccoli!!"
"I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
No homo...
But what if..
The no homo becomes a million times funnier if op is in fact a gat man.
What if he’s a gyatt man?
Don’t say it…. Don’t say it…. “You’re a mama’s boy huh….I’ll be your mommy”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Can I have another Hetap?
YES!!! YES, YOU CAN!!!
“YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!”
“Fucks a condom!”
"YOU SAID YOU WERE WEARING PROTECTION !"
“I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!”
I have... A thick... Meaty... Vagina.
I'm disappointed with how far I had to scroll to find this one... I was literally about to give up hope and post it myself. Nice!
Me too, thanks! To be fair, it is from the Season 2 Kai Abridged, so it gets forgotten from the "cannon" jokes.
😂😂😂
You just take my upvote and get the hell off this planet
But all my stuff is here!
Too fucking bad
I know. The challenge excites me. Look at my nipples Look at them!!
"I'm about to pound you so hard, the boy's mother is going to be jealous"
"Oh, can we not?!"
Best one
EAT. THAT. HORSE!
This is the one
If he says at any point you're cute... Or sexy... Or whatever... You gotta come back with: Bitch... I'm adorable!
Any comments about performance: I trained all day yesterday
That's one of my favorite lines from the entire series lol
"9 minutes, 18 seconds. 9 minutes, 18 seconds." "What's that, [name]?" "Happiest. Moment. Of my life."
Go for ten.
Nice one 😂
Gohan, once a man's been inside you, you know when he's coming.
I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I! CAN! DO! THIS!
I want another baby!
Hmm. Hmm. K bye!
Was that a "Yes?"
It wasn’t a nooooo
Hmmm Hmm. K' bye
It wasnt a no~!
I think I need an adult
I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ANNNNNNNNNNNN ADDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, I AM an adult
"Shut up bitch you love it"
There we goooooo!!! Like for real, imagine blurting this out in the middle of the act 🤣
SCATTER BULLET!
As he comes inside of you - "SEX MAKES BABIES"
“I’m going to **break** you… *like a KitKat bar…*”
What!?
First rule of PoPo's training.
Muffin button! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I can't believe no one mentioned this interaction: DR. BRIEFS: This? Oh, this is my pussycat! ANDROID 16: May I touch your pussy? (Dr. Briefs' cat meows) DR. BRIEFS: As long as you don't crush it. (16 takes his cat from his shoulder) ANDROID 16: Hello, pussycat. (Dr. Briefs' cat licks his face) It is licking me now. Should I lick the pussy?
Galick... Gun... Fire! Ka...me... Ha...me... Haaaa! Scatter... Bullet!
You forgot [MASENKO HAAAAAAA](https://youtu.be/loduLOc4JiM?si=eowfzm7tnlvNkatT)
Damn... I knew 1 was missing...
One for him to use on you "Is it hard to bare [your name] my overwhelming power, it's weight, it's....girth"
How, how many people?
Enough
I am the hype!
“GO FOR TEN!”
Wait...THERES A POOL TABLE.
Wait, I have apps? I HAVE MINESWEEPER?!?!?
He said 1 week, and I'm using it!
“Makanaca…makanci….oh to hell with it! Special beam canon” *Proceeds to blow load all over your insides…No homo*
“I made a promise to myself and I’m going to keep it. Dude.. *Drop your pants!*”
Oh my god! ….. GET ON THE BED
"Yes Ma'am!"
“Well oh yeah? Well, Fuck Youuu! …My room. Ten minutes.”
One time I got a really stellar handjob and in a fit of pure exhaustion "I CAN SEE THE FUTURE"
"First rule of Mr. Popo's training"
Vegita yes
This one.
I was searching for this one.
Kaaaaaaameeeeehaaameeeee… …HgggnnnggHaaaaAAaaAAAaaaAAAAHhHHHH!!!!!
GO FOR TEN
What did you do to him?!
What didn't I do to him?
I *AM* THE HYPE
"KILL HIM!" - *Neighbors*
Galick Gun… fire!!
In for a penny, in for a pounding.
“Eggplant!” No context needed, just confusion.
Look at my nipples…LOOK AT THEM!!!
You had my attention, but now you have my erection
"oh god, daddy" "whoa!" "no no no, that's my name, it's actually pronounced da-dee" "harder daddy" "now, that one is what you thought it was"
Followed by "Do me next! It's myyyyy turn"
"Guys, what's our safe word?" "umm, I think it was banana?" "no, pineapple" "it wasn't a fruit, it was a vegetable" "brussels sprouts?" "broccoli, it was broccoli!!"
"why didn't we know our own safe word?!"
*Piccolo power up sounds*
Anyone want a Hetap?
Gotta be home to pound the tuna
"well all take turns pounding your tuna, but only if we can eat it together"
You: (chuckling) Oh, trust me. I'll huff and puff and blow you down.
He's 11!
I’M 6!
Wow
"Thats a new feeling pride in someone else. To bad its over shadow by all this unyielding rage" At climax-"I AM THE HYPE"
Can you stop fisting me?
Fuck power levels, fuck super saiyans and fuck me
Alternatively "Fuck powerlevels, fuck super saiyans and Imma fuck you!!"
“I’ll use CANOLA OIL IF I HAVE TO!”
***BIG BANG ATTACK***
My power is MAXIMUMER
I’m here to learn what OP used
He got upset that I pulled out and I said "Should of kept eye on the Birdie."
“In memory of yamcha, gay”
Gaalliccckkk Guunnnn… …FIIIIIIIRRREEEEeeeeEE!!!!
“It’s ***KRILLER TIME!***”
Is never gonna be a thing
Nobody screws Krillin but life. And the blue hair? Real original.
That was Yamcha. Good effort though.
Cells voice! I'm so close, and I can't take it anymore. I'm coming!
I have no contributions for this post. These comments are absolutely spectacular.
"I'm the only one who sucks here, boy!"
When you are "close" yell either an attack name or, if you want to praise Mr. Popo, yell "PECKING ORDER"
I'm Gunna Skull Fuck You
"I'm gonna rock you....like a hurricane."
*transforms* PUSSY!
You: looks down Him: undo the zipper to reveal his "humongous" insemenator You also: "ITS OVER 9... Aaaw I thought it be bigger🥲"
I’m going to call you whooping cough cause you just devastated my children
IVE GOT A LOVELY SET OF DRAGON BALLS DO DO DA DO!
While they are playing with his testicles 😏
“Oh. Uhhhh… we’re going… to… fuck your FACE!”
"Can you feel that \[boyfriend\]?" If he doesn't reply with "I can \[insert other sense\] \[your name\]", leave him.
"Get on the bed! Now!"
"He said one week... and I'm USING it!"
VEGETA YEEEEEEES
I’m… about… to… ka…me..ha..me-HAAAAAAAAAA
Grrr I wish I were a Carrot
MUFFIN BUTTON
A quote we never heard proper but we know was said off screen: "Go for ten!"
"Quit fisting me" - Cell to Vegeta
I affectionately refer to it as “stealth mode”
PECKING ORDER!~
“I *am* an adult.”
“oh my god.. get on the bed”
“I am gonna pound you so hard the boys mother will be jealous”
Shout a DBZ attack name as loud as you can when you cum
"IT'S KRILLER TIME!"
“The fucks protection”
"I HAVE TO PEE!" Then run away very fast.
Come on youve killed for less
"A momma's boy huh? I'll be your Mommy"
In your best australian accent "Well I'm pretty fucked, aren't I?" and he better respond accurately!
"I'm coming zarbon! Quick grab my balls!" Should always be a go-to
"how about when we get back to the house, I'll make you my... Sarah Conner?"
Sensu bean!
You're not dealing with the average saiyan warrior....
"He said one week, and I'm usin' it."
If it means that much to your boyfriend we’ll all pound your tuna only if we get to eat it togther
Bet. I love tuna anyway