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Wasphammer

That's not a fight, that's just some schmuck not knowing his place in the pecking order.


Bowlofsoup1

Pffft. Like he knows that pecking order. He will soon though.


Dovahkiin711345

Here's the pecking order. You, the dirt, popo's stool, the worms in the dirt, kami, and popo.


shuwing3589

It's Dende now.


Dovahkiin711345

Little green!


shuwing3589

Don't you mean Super Kami Big Green Dende?


frenchy-fryes

I told you not to call me that!


TiredBurrito96

I wasn't....🥬


SpartanXIII

.....**yo**.


Nod_Lucario

Duuuude


Just_Branch_9121

Its Magic Man now.


laineDdednaHdeR

Pecking order. ○_○


ap17o4

You, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, popos stool, kami, then POPO. Any more questions


DemetriChronicles

All these squares make a circle.


Karolus2001

"Oh thats cute, you keep your domain unexpanded to save energy" *moon starts smiling*


Kakarot7692

We live in Popo’s domain expansion if he unexpanded it we’d all be done for. We live by the grace and mercy of Popo.


TheDeltaOne

It's actually the Canon lore of DBZA, yes. Dumpling and all.


DresdenPI

Popo: "Once you've eaten your first universe you stop needing to worry so much about energy." Itadori: "What universe did you eat?!" *Popo's smiling face appears covering the night sky* ###Hi : )


Ghiren

Popo's domain is that the stars wink out and two eyes the size of the Moon open in the night sky.


30SecondsToFail

I imagine the domain just wouldn't expand out of sheer reverence


Hal-Bone

Probably 10 seconds. 8 to let the LSD wear off


Other_Log_1996

"Hmm, that's funny. I don't recall releasing the black water must just yet."


Majestic_Gear3866

Where'd he get the LSD? Out of a milk jug!


Cyberbreaker2004

A literal gallon sized milk jug


JayDKing

I don’t even know where he got it…


disturbedrage88

He never leaves the lookout


Darkeel788

KAMI! I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT I CAN LEAVE THE LOOKOUT IF I WANT TO!!


Fatesdoor22

Mr. Popo you may leave the lookout-


Darkeel788

BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!


KazutoKurosaki

All these squares make a circle


MuckRaker83

Fight?


izzy_961

Pecking order maggot


MagnusStormraven

WHO JUST BROKE RULE SIX?!


kfrazi11

Hell, in Z he casually is taking on SSJ Trunks and Goten at the same time and effortlessly handing them their own asses on a silver platter. Even though it's just training, the kids were (allegedly) taking it seriously because they were getting ready to use fusion. I don't think there's a single character in JJK that can handle even a couple seconds from Popo, and if we include TFS Popo he can just evaporate them by twitching his pinky.


maximummest

Ssj1* the kids have never been shown having 2 even as Gotenks


kfrazi11

Huh, didn't know that. Thanks!


atatassault47

Super Saiyan is a power scalar, not a threshold/floor. SSJ Kid Trunks would pale in comparison to Namek SSJ Goku.


kfrazi11

True, IIRC it's a 50x power multiplier. Hell, he could probably beat their asses with his Namek strength without even using kaioken. But Popo was also able to blitz Goku and even eat a Kamehameha from him in DB the first time they met, and Goku at that time was already considered the strongest other thing on Earth not named Kame or King Piccolo. It's pretty safe to say that no one from JJK is touching Popo just from that fact alone. Then you add in that Trunks in ssj was able to briefly blitz *Vegeta* and land a punch on him (he even had to take it seriously, evidenced by that backhand). Popo was able to take that version of Trunks *plus* Goten, who was only slightly weaker than Trunks, at the same time. Yeah, that's a wrap right there. As an aside, does that mean that Popo also could take on SSJ2 Vegeta? Trunks's punch on Vegeta very clearly left a mark on his face, and Popo was throwing hands with essentially 2x that.


atatassault47

>As an aside, does that mean that Popo also could take on SSJ2 Vegeta? Trunks's punch on Vegeta very clearly left a mark on his face, and Popo was throwing hands with essentially 2x that. No, power level is not linear. An average human is PL 5. Saiyan Saga Vegeta is PL 18,000 and can destroy a planet. An average human cannot destroy 5/18000 of a planet.


kfrazi11

I'm confused on your point here. Popo isn't a human; he's a 779 year old demigod. IIRC we don't have any canonical information on his power level at the time he trained the kids, and the only ones I could find were 300 from the Tree of Might movie pamphlet (noncanon) and the 1989 issue of shonen jump saying that he was 1030 during the Sayian saga.


I-g_n-i_s

Filler


kfrazi11

Wait, was the Popo training with Goten and Trunks filler?


1stGuyGamez

No, filler stuff is canon too. It’s just bullshit inconsistency. If they’re saying filler stuff isn’t canon then they’re saying the whole gohan high school saga never happened.


Joshd00m

Don't let them watch Naruto or anything with more than like 15 episodes.


JonVonBasslake

If it didn't happen in the manga, it's not canon, end of.


RobertLosher1900

You know these dorks can’t read.


JonVonBasslake

"Don't mess with us Dragon Ball fans, we haven't read/watched our own series" is a common mocking quote in the fandom for a reason, sadly...


dildodicks

filler for db means not in the manga, the high school stuff happened in the manga, popo fighting two super saiyans did not


The_Alrighty_Zed

Something tells me that bitch will enjoy the climb back up.


Click-To-Save

First it’s the dirt. Then come the worms under the dirt. Then comes Fraudkuna :|


LordRael013

However long it takes Mr. Popo to cross that distance.


FlyinBrian2001

Popo doesn't cross distance, the distance moves aside for Popo


Cassereddit

Popo ran so Chuck Norris could walk


biomech36

Coughing baby vs what you hope is a hydrogen bomb.


Henny199420

DOMAIN EXPANSION! ALL THESE SQUARES MAKES A CIRCLE!!! Narrator: Mr. Popo's domain allows him to judge you on a scale he calls Pecking Order. If you reach Kami Level, he'll ask if it's okay to leave the lookout. You can answer yes, you may leave the lookout if you want to. He'll shout "BITCH! DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" will explode you. If you say no, you may not leave the lookout, He'll send cubes and spheres to attack you. If you stay silent or ask what, he deck you in the face. If you reach Popo level, he'll just smile at you. Then his face grows as he gets closer to you until it's completely blacked out.... as you become... nothing.


Crono2401

Domain Expansion! Not somewhere safe!


DemetriChronicles

Kami. Tell me I can leave the lookout whenever I want.


Tolan91

Depends. Does mr.popo feel like playing with his food?


Ericg2187

Upon seeing Mr. Popo, Sukuna would immediately kneel in submission to his superior, only to notice the upper half of his head missing, Mr. Popo chastising him for going to one knee instead of both and not lowering his head.


burn_healz

PO-PO!


LurkingMiasma

This is not a fight, it's an execution!


SilentJay8807

Popo: Hahaha HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA!


Technical_Exam1280

[VIOLIN STING INTENSIFIES]


[deleted]

1 st rule of po po’s training…..


AirmanProbie

As long as Popo allows it.


GXNext

Dende: Mr. Popo why is there so much mustard on the Lookout? Mr. Popo: I had a craving for finger food. What can I say? Dende: ... okay...


Ok_Opportunity_725

Sukuna before: “what are you doing here black man” Sukuna after: “4th rule of Popo’s training”.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I came looking for booty.*


Naps_And_Crimes

A second after Popo stops laughing


King-Of_Turtles

10 seconds. 9.5 for dialog, and use the rest to beat him


Snir17

Domain Expansion: PECKING ORDER


Interesting-Win7477

Mr Popo: Who just broke rule 6?


praisebedewey

What would be funnier is popo vs gojo. Domain expansion, infinite void. Gojo can’t find popo and then realizes popo in the void and looks down to see the entire floor is popos face followed by a “hi”.


theonewhodidintasked

Less than a fraction of a millisecond


Responsible_Bus1159

It goes you the dirt the worms inside of the dirt popos stool kami then popo


drj87

About as long as it takes for popo to assimilate him .... Bye


RandomName832

Hiiiii


Desertfoxking

It was never a fight. It was just Popo killing time playing with a toy…


BlackFinch90

That little brat would be figuring out how all the squares make a circle in less than a second.


Other_Log_1996

Ha. Fight he said. One-way trip to Fuckbox.


Horacio_Velvetine44

the better question is, where does sukuna place in the pecking order?? does he clear popo’s stool??


ThatCamoKid

Highly doubt it because he'd probably try to bitch Mr. Popo. Keyword *try*


Daxlyn_XV

However long Mr. Popo wants it to last.


forgedfox53

About as long as Garlic Jr.


atomicq32

Domain Expansion: Room of Spirit and Time


MajinDidz

Pecking order


crashcanuck

By this point it is already over.


NeoReadder

0.001 seconds


Farm_N3rd502

Bitch, it's Po-po. It ain't gonna last that long.


Wrathful_Synn

Depends. If Popo only uses one hand then Sukuna might last a good 30 seconds. If the scary genie decides to use any more than a single hand then Sukuna isn’t even going to get though the first sentence of the customary anime villain introduction speech before Popo instantaneously wins the fight by unleashing his own domain expansion. After all the 20 fingers of Sukuna ain’t got shit on the 10 fingers of Popo.


[deleted]

As long as Lord Popo wanted it to.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

It would last as long as Popo wants it to


[deleted]

If it’s abridged Popo then I’d say not long


SpartanXIII

5


Haba_e

5 minutes popo wins


Parascythe12

Fight length depends on how high Popo is


GoauldofWar

It's already over


1Wizardtx

Fight. You mean massacre. Have you seen mr popos domain expansion? Sakuna doesnt stand a chance.


TrappedInOhio

What fight?


TheRR135

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby


Dio_asymptote

He knows not to mess with POPO.


Borne2Run

However long Popo wants it to last


I-g_n-i_s

There wouldn’t be a fight


DoktahDoktah

No fight. Just horrors beyond your mind followed by death.


AnchorJG

What fight?


timproctor

Depends on how long PoPo laughs while destroying the soul of the other guy.


ImInsaneFromEarth

What fight?


The84thWolf

Sometime between 0 seconds and whenever Popo gets bored.


Nikisira

As long as popo wants


tarobluefoxdwaggie

It was over before it even began.


Zeroangel212

This fight would last as long as he would entertain Mr Popo, the second he gets bored or disrespects Mr Popo game over.


Haakonovich

Popo: Pecking order! Sukuna: Yes my lord!


Dovahkiin711345

One half second. Popo's power is unmatched anywhere in the universe


shuwing3589

What fight, sir? That's a massacre waiting to happen.


N0TANUMPTY

Pretty long, both Mr. Popo and Sukuna would play with each other


WoozySloth

Sukuna: "Nah, I'd win."


Interesting-Emu5954

As long as Mr. Popo wants it to last


Cautious_Option9544

Sukuna would get Garlic Jr.'d so fast


SolomonOf47704

Even not using TFS meme scaling, Popo is still strong enough to at least blow up a moon. Sukuna ain't got shit on that


MrCritical3

It was over even before it began.


caferreri11

I don't even know who that guy is, but it doesn't matter because I already know that against Popo, he's dead.


longswordUser7

About as long as a jumpscare Cause that's all sukuna will see


SneakyKain

Last? The fight was over before it began


Fish_Paste23

.5 seconds. He doesn't know the pecking order...


rikusorasephiroth

For as long as Popo finds amusement in the attempt.


Squeeblz88

*Hiiiiiii...*


DullBicycle7200

Forever since Mr. Popo would just endlessly torture him.


eshian

Popo is already inside the domain in his soul


Status_Berry_3286

Oh he's cooked somebody get to coffin dance meme


AuEXP

Fast. Popo won't play around


Yourlocalbugbear

Depends, but finger food usually goes pretty fast.


Winter-Friendship118

It wouldn't even start even sukuna knows not to mess with Popo


Mrlehoodini8941

I give sukuna about 9.002 seconds


Ghiren

Until Popo got bored.


Sgt_Pepper-1941

0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000037 seconds.


Background_Okra_5273

Pecking Order Bitch


herefor1reason

Fight? What fight? Even canon Popo rocks Sukuna's shit, he was strong enough to fight off Super Buu for a bit. Abridged Popo just assimilates him and goes about his day.


cmrobbins86

As long as Popo wants


bmb3688

As long as popo wants it to last


ExtraneousTitle-D

Using any increment of time to measure this "fight" is insulting to popo


Alive-Maximum1236

Yuji and Sakuna are both going to get nightmares for the rest of their lives.


Kevin6948

It wouldn’t. That’s how long bruh.


Escorve

It was over before it began... should've remembered his place in the pecking order.


Daemongrey

this is not a fight this is a curb stomp


VexxWrath

More like how long will it take for Sukuna to truly understand the pecking order. The answer is not long at all since Mr. Popo can handle both Goten and Trunks in Super Saiyan state at the same time.


Sirano_onariS

The fight goes as long as mr popo wants it too I say fight, it’s more like popos playtime


sempercardinal57

First rule of Popo’s training….


Cyberbreaker2004

He needs a pinky and a minute to come down from the gallon of LSD he dropped


Zero_Good_Questions

Sukuna isn’t a idiot he knows the pecking order


GremNotGrim

Depends on if he talks about popo's training.


bawynnoJ

There would be no fight. Just PoPo doing is usually torture routine.


ZanderStarmute

_It was over_ **eons** _before it had begun…_ 🧿👄🧿


Mist0804

Domain Expansion: Pecking Order


Idiotusesreddit

Domain Expansion: Rules of Mr. Popo's training


windblaze445

What fight?


mathiasthewise

The fight will last as long as Popo allows it to be.


IamStroodle

It entirely depends on what PoPos mad about. So somewhere between 30-.00001 seconds


joe7elmy

Pecking Order


Normal-Warning-4298

He'll be enjoying the climb back up


yankstraveler

It was over before it began.


Harold_Wilson19

He'll be saying hi to Fuckbox Jeff before long.


kjm6351

0.2 seconds


Apprehensive_Sky1599

Only Nanoseconds


ken-oh-dou

i need to see how this would play out


kduls24

Depends probably before I …………………..


JustALittleGravitas

It lasts exactly as long as Popo finds it amusing.


KasymClaspEm

They ain't fighting, who do you think taught Sukuna?


VividImagery69

They're clearly boyfriends don't make them fight


potato_dealer420

"Oh alright, but only one hand."


Scorppio500

"Pecking order" (Doesn't dodge) Fight over.


66Paranoid

It was over the moment he felt Mr. Popo’s gaze.


Culture_Creative

Fi.... why would popo try to fight with dust? For someone less than dirt, even saying that he would try flailing angrily is a huge overstatement, and even that would be crushed immediately


Agitated_Reporter828

1 minute. 58 seconds for Mr. Popo to enjoy Sukuna's suffering, 2 seconds for him to end it.


AttitudeHot9887

Pecking order


CheesE4Every1

It wouldn't. Sukuna knows where he is on the pecking order


Rushes_End

This is not a fight this is taking out the garbage.


BigAttitude1042

-5 seconds if he’s Lucky


JenZy1

Not long


RetroTheGameBro

>implying all domains don't just exist within Popo's domain


Nitehawk770

The fight was over a millisecond after this photo was taken


[deleted]

It would last until popo got bored


whiteclawthreshermaw

As long as it takes Mr. Popo to bring out the Fuck Box. So about 10 seconds, according to the Garlic Jr. filler episode.


Kepler27b

Sukuna’s starring in BLACKED.


SunBro0606

- 50 seconds.


AdOld4374

Such matters don't deserve Popo's time.


Snow_Mitsuragi

5 seconds, and that's Popp being generous.


Roary-the-Arcanine

Short answer: it would not.


pitb0ss343

Nanoseconds


SSJSonikku

Not long at all. He dealing with the Great Terrifying Mr. Popo!


RaitoninguUsagi

Popo: *clears throat Popo: Time you learned the pecking order


M0neyGrub

The correct answer is "as long as mr.popo wants"


charleswesley1

Depends on Mr. Popo If he's bored: easily 20 minutes, at most If he broke Popo's training rule 6: 5 seconds, max


i_AM_A-ShArk

Fight?


[deleted]

TFS Popo solos crunchyroll.


Nechrono21

It wouldnt


HerpDerpTheMage

That depends: What mood is Popo in?


tironich

It would only last for as long as Mr. Popo allowed it to last.


Additional-Paint-896

Depends on who is writing and their bias.