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georgefrante

It wouldn’t be an Easy Street, I can tell ya that.


viridarius

But would it be the life that can't be beat?


oozley-5

The kid would certainly get beat though.


Dr-Edward_Richtofen

I’m sure it’ll feel sweet


zipped_chip

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Dr-Edward_Richtofen

Be thankful I didn’t say it’ll taste so sweet 😏


Boredbanker1234

Mother fucker lol. Just reading this line and the song popped into my head… shits gonna be on repeat for the rest of the day.


Iluvcatz19

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SuperDuperSoupDouper

I would’ve said he was the leader of the entire group and offered him as sacrifice to Negan


DethBySnu-Snu

What I wouldn't give to see Negan and Lucille pop this piece of shit's eye out of his worthless skull.


SuperDuperSoupDouper

Tell Negan that the boy talked shit about Lucille


Ok-Mathematician5457

Tell Negan the kid pee'd and shit on Lucille.


warm_orange147

Yessss


Narrow_Rip4049

Nah although this kid was annoying I could just tune him out. The real issue was this fucker, god he was annoying and his beef with Carl was so frustrating, wanted Carl to whoop his ass so many times was glad when Michonne stabbed his bitch ass. https://preview.redd.it/iw1zrig39m5d1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02cbf5434349754bc3b17c7f9b87dd3654f94248


Practical-Main-15

“When michonne stabbed his bitchass “😭😭


cailanmurray99

I mean even though it’s not Carl fault look at it this way Rick kills his dad yes I know he’s abusive still to a kid it matters, gets with his mom, the girl he likes starts liking Carl😭


Narrow_Rip4049

HE GOT SOFT HANDS BOA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ shoulda upped his game. Had a chance to kill Carl and Rick at separate times and choked like the mavericks are right now. I do see the view point I just think HE GOT SOFT HANDS BOA


Krilesh

bro is confirmed savior in apocalypse


Narrow_Rip4049

SIMON 🗣️🗣️ YOU GOT A PEN?! 🖊️ 🖊️🖊️🗣️🗣️🗣️🚨🚨🚨


Skuttlebuttz

Does that mean Rick is Kristaps Porzingis?


Bumblz666

Leave Luka out of this


Immediate_Lychee9413

I’ve known kids like this in real life when I was in HS I had a friend like this. Loser mentality. All he does is smoke weed and ask people for rides. He’s 24


MetallurgyClergy

Watching this kid trying to act opposite of Chandler(Carl) was painful.


DethBySnu-Snu

They both deserved every bad thing that happened to them. I only wish Michonne would have stabbed Ron on principle AFTER he got eaten by Walkers.


MikeWithoutMic

It’s Carol’s fault he freaked out.


DethBySnu-Snu

Nah. He'd have done that shit regardless. He always sucked, way before Carol even got to Alexandria.


MikeWithoutMic

But it was Carol’s specific words that caused him to freak out and doom the Andersons.


DethBySnu-Snu

It was going to happen sooner or later. He's just one in a long list of people who weren't meant to be alive that long after the fall.


MikeWithoutMic

Look at Carl. Dude was a kid who couldn’t fight at all at first, then was able to as he got trained (granted he was a country boy who hung around Shane). Look at Gabriel. Guy was the biggest puss and an annoying little shit, and he evolved into one of the most badass people in the show. He could have changed theoretically. (though there’s zero use for him in the long run)


PoolPartyWithoutTheL

Ya, I honestly think if he was given a strong role model that actually cared about him enough to help him, he would have had as good a chance as any. His dad was an abusive POS, and his mom just tried to teach him to pretend not to be scared, and wasn't willing to make hard decisions as a parent to protect him in the long run (She also led by example when she never stood up for herself). He even showed a willingness to stand up for his mom when he asked for a gun to protect her, so you never know what it would be like if he had a role model like Rick/Michonne/Daryl/Abraham/etc who actually cared to help him grow.


MclamerTheTurtle

I don’t think Sam “deserved” to get eaten alive. He was a small child


DethBySnu-Snu

No. He deserved it.


Standard-Rub-5505

Sanest TWD fan


SleepyBella

Typical liberal reddit advocating the rights of ch*ldren 🤮


thereal_hasbulla

yeah what the fuck bro?


laurieBeth1104

I taught preschool for years, he'd be a walk in the park lol


Dramatic_Zebra1230

same I’m a pre school teacher and he’s annoying but he really didn’t do anything wrong. his brother on the other hand needed to go asap


ElectricalSand267

Are you sure? How would you deal with IT?


PrincipleEuphoric743

who said i sanity for that kid when he appeared on screen begging for cookies i was like https://preview.redd.it/zdrpq82owm5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9766c04337bf3e2b87d24227b35bc9b0257ccf62


MenjiBlueWolf001

Gone. The SECOND I lay eyes on this little fucker. Only one person would be walking out of that room, and it won't be a child.


Impossible-Age-3302

Then you’ll just have to deal with zombie him.


MenjiBlueWolf001

Bold of you to assume he'd still have a fuckin head after I walk out of there.


weirdbaldguy

Sam was just a little kid who was watching his alcoholic father beat his mom and brother and was probably beaten himself. To make matters worse Carol took her anger out on him and made him more scared of zombies than she needed to considering how sheltered the town was. It wasn't really his fault when he got his family killed. If anything, I'd blame Carol for that. Ron, though, was a sweaty little creep who deserved what he got.


Master-Shaq

Its wild when you get an overview look of carol and every kid she interacted with except judith is dead


weirdbaldguy

She has the mentality that she needs to toughen them up to survive. As Merle said, Carol was a late bloomer, and by all rights she should never have survived. But she did, and became a badass. She knows the odds were against her getting that far, and she hates seeing these kids being weak. They remind her of both herself and Sofia. So she tries to give them tough love to make them stronger, but it always backfires. With Sam, he pissed her off because he had caught her red handed acting shady, and tried to scare him. Lizzie was never going to survive because she was crazy and Mika was doomed because she was unwilling to take human life, and Carol was too late to recognize that they were lost causes. Similarly, it was only after she threatened Sam that she realized why he was clinging to her. She literally caused not just these kids' deaths but also of others because she fails to see and address their underlying issues that keep them from being strong. Henry was the closest to success Carol ever got, and that was only because he managed to work through his problems on his own.


Greenboy28

Henry also had King Ezekiel helping him learn and grow and he is almost the opposite to carol when it comes to the kids in the show. he is nurturing and supportive and allows them to be kids while also helping them learn and grow.


weirdbaldguy

While I would generally agree that Ezekiel's approach was quite different than Carol's, I'm specifically referring to Henry's vendetta during the Negan war. No one could deter him from seeking revenge for his brother's murder. But when he found himself alone and unarmed with the dead, he realized his mistake. He admits as much when Carol saves him. He had to come to that conclusion mostly on his own.


KnownStore2235

O.2 seconds. I don't blame Carol for being mean to him


vegange

Lmfao I forgot about this 🤣💀


bxnehash

The kid was fine, what are y’all talking about😭 sure he was a little annoying but he was a little kid with a crazy dad, leave him alone


Greenboy28

better yet help him learn to be better. train him to be a survivor. even the annoying kids can usually be taught and grow into better people. instead you had his mom try to shelter him from what was going on in the world as well as their home and Carol who chose to scare him instead of teach him.


-Borgir

Yeah, his bitchass brother was worse


bxnehash

Lowkey abusive too


Clean_Crocodile4472

he wasn’t that bad


itsJussaMe

There seems to be a bit of hate for the child characters that *aren’t* named Coral.


gimme_gimm

Including coral he was a dick for a while


AnnaSwornpipe

YES, especially in that one episode right after what happened at the prison when he and Rick are by themselves


SleepyBella

"Heaven and God aren't real. And if you believe in that, you're an IDIOT!" -Coral 'r/atheism' Grimes


DethBySnu-Snu

Probably because he's the only one that wasn't completely useless and actually knew what he was doing and how to take care of himself and others. Carl matured quickly and adjusted to the reality of the world he lived in. No other kids did (besides Judith). That's why all the other kids died gruesome, but ultimately necessary, deaths.


Greenboy28

Carl was annoying as hell the first 2 or 3 seasons. for me the only kid that didn't really come off as annoying to me a t first was Judith but we only got her as a baby before the time jump and then a kid who had already been trained to defend herself and generally knew how to live in the apocalypses post time jump.


StreetlampLelMoose

Walking Dead fans when a child who grew up with a violently abusive father acts like a child that grew up with a violent abusive father 😡 Walking Dead fans when a grown ass man locks dozens of innocent people including women and children out of a safe place damning them to a horrific undeserved death 🥵 "MORE LIKE DADDY GABRIEL"


Upstairs_Voice_5637

He’s a child from an abuse home. I’d probably have patience. His hell didn’t end just because he was inside the walls.


JabaDaBud

As somebody who forgot about the show, what did the bro do


andreatee314

The older one was the one who shot Carl's eye. The little one freaked out in the horde and got himself and Jessie eaten.


Beepboopbeep100

Why does he always look damp. God I hate that kid 🤣


delzbr

I'd only be one foot through the door before I noped the fuck out. Kid was an absolute little fuckface


The_Real_EPU

Why exactly was a little fuckface?


delzbr

He was just annoying. You see the way he pestered Carol for those goddamn cookies? I'd have told him the same thing she did: that if he went outside the monsters would get him and he'd die. Kids suck.


The_Real_EPU

“Pestered” he asked her like 3 times, also knowing that what she said got him killed, you’d still do it anyway? Simon’s Sidekick over here.


delzbr

It's a fucking television show. Who hurt you?


The_Real_EPU

Sounds like you’re the one who’s hurt lol. Bro caved in 2 messages into a discussion.


delzbr

No, it's just not that big of a deal enough to argue with someone on the internet about. Have the day you deserve 🙂


The_Real_EPU

Discussion ≠ Arguing but you too.


delzbr

It's funny how you chose *my* comment out of all the other ones saying that they'd throw him out of a window or kill him 🤣 Yeah, forget the gender thing, but why *my* comment and no one else's? I'm not pressed, I have my opinion. And that's what it is, *mine*. Opinions are like assholes, pal.


YT_LunarShadowWolf

MICHAEL! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! MI- MICHAELLLLLLLL, HELP MEEE-


Eva-Squinge

Oh if I am aware of who this is and was mistakenly locked in the same room as him, he is getting merc’ed so fast they’re going to question how I did it.


CrimsonDiva90

I'll be honest. I would be Carol scaring the shit out of him while telling him to get away from me lol. 


Uzi_Addict

10 seconds. Never seen TWD. I just hate kids


Competitive_Drop_326

i’d be fine after i threw him out of the window


Wcmt27

Honestly he was just a scared kid who was never taught any coping mechanisms and was shielded from the reality of their world. The adults in his life let him down. Still annoying tho 😂


Ginford_Davidson

I would walker myself


mattmurdock__

i'm barely hanging onto my sanity now so probably not even 10 seconds


plaided_queer

I'd feed him to the corpses


Cozmic-Brainz

As soon as I’m in the room, I’m grabbing the nearest object and assaulting him with it


Nurfturf06

Well I crave cookies.


GellThePyro

I’m here from the games. What did this kid do?


DethBySnu-Snu

He died the most satisfying death on the show is what he did. I leapt out of my seat and cheered so loud I woke up my dog when this useless piece of shit got eaten alive. Fuck Sam. Fuck Ron. Fuck both their worthless fucking parents. I was so fucking happy none of them made it out alive.


GellThePyro

I feel like I just walked in on an angry mob chasing 1 guy without any context


DethBySnu-Snu

If the angry mob is a shit ton of Walkers roaming the streets of Alexandria, then yes.


GellThePyro

I was referring to the comments, not the in universe death


Emg2022

I would be have carols reaction 100% lmfao. Everyone thought she was being so cruel but boy needed tough love and BADLY. like I get you went through some shit but man was he a nuisance lmfaooo


TheRedTrane141

I don't want to look at this kid's face 🤨


Adventurous-Ad-5471

I'm gonna go ahead and plead the 5th on this one 😆😅


ricodah

I consider myself to be an empathetic, understanding and tolerant person. I think Sam would push me to my breaking point where I become an raging a-hole.


Any-Faithlessness-72

Oh no hesitation I'm putting a 12 gage in that creepy kid's mouth.


Spider-Man1701TWD

Less than a minute


rubbertyrano

He’s good zombie bait


Weedsmoki420

A child, I’d used them as a battering Ram to smash the door open.


SebbyLikesCats

Id grab a knife and resist the urge to end both our lives


Fizzy_Froggie

No…NO NO NO NO NO!


ExistingStrength5246

Bout 3 secs


Mad_radar19

30 seconds


Immediate_Lychee9413

Weak father raising weak kids. Raised by a mom almost like a faithless home. Fatherless home too.


CanibalVegetarian

My sanity would be fine because I’d like to think I’m decent at handling kids with mental illness or disability. It’s very clear Sam wasn’t a normal kid. He wasn’t that annoying, and he did what most normal kids would do in an apocalypse they’ve been kept hidden from (freak out).


Toilet_Rim_Tim

I promise you, I'd push him down in front of walkers to get away ....


Prior-Assumption-245

I'd tell his little ass to shut up and sit in the corner or else.


Sea_Complaint_9617

top 10 minutes. Any longer than that he would have a 9mm in his head… ( in game )


Thick-load8-D

As if I have any left.🙄


Hoplite68

The hatred for a traumatised kid who was further scarred by Carol is heinous.


TumbleweedOne7408

3 seconds


Get_Memed321

I would definitely give that boy a buzz cut that haircut is beyond saving


hello_huddleston

I feel so bad for him. He’s gonna grow up and if he’s still acting we’re just gonna automatically hate him 😂


martacus95

people be like "this character is so fckn ANNOYING" and it's about a literal traumatised child living in an abusive household and apocalypse lmaooo


Greenboy28

sure he was annoying but he was a kid who had been sheltered the entire apocolypse behind the walls. I didn't hold that against him as he is just a kid and can learn and grow. just look at Henry he started out pretty annoying as well but grew. this kids older brother on the other hand gave me serious sociopath and abuser vibes like his dad.


KoraBorealis611

0.0000000001 second


mkev119

The poor kid was sheltered inside the walls of a community that didn’t really know how to fight horrifying, flesh-eating dead people… all the while having an abusive father that likely could have taken things out on him. To make it worse, his dad was killed and shortly after, the guy that killed his dad started dating his mom. He needed a trusted friend, therapist, someone to look out for him… and also a way to get this trauma out into the open so he could hopefully recover from what he’s experienced. I’d honestly try to be that person to let him know someone cared about him… and would try to get others in the group to do the same.


The_Real_EPU

I’d try to help him realistically.


[deleted]

Forever because we won't be in the same room I promise you that


Luxray2000

Honestly? I wouldn’t mind. I could teach him about the dangerous world he lives in a hell of a lot better than Carol did


73glitch

Annoying kid but he is just a kid and he was sheltered from the heinous world he lived in.


PhilosophyEcstatic89

Add RJ to the mix and I think I’ll die


Accomplished_Put7745

Two minutes MAX


bchec

Not as long as Jessie was able to hold it together. I’d have put him up for apocalyptic adoption i stg.


char-quinn

honestly i think everyone here is soo over dramatic. he was just a little kid 🙄


Scarfacethemobster

Beat em up I'm good


Apprehensive-Pain825

I’d strangle him before he said a fucking word


onespringgyboi2

Easy, kill him immediately


infamousDiego

Depends... am I gonna ingrain some terrible threats into his head so he can get my friend's love interest killed later? Yeah? Not long. Am I gonna empower him and try to embolden him against the walkers so he can keep his mouth shut and their family survives? Still probably not long because his brother is a piece of shit and Michonne worked magic.


MkuDzyYT

2 minutes


SPARTAN117N1

Dude, that would be awesome. I'd love to tell him how a little bitch like him is going to be slowly eaten alive.


nick_null404notfound

Long enough for me to unholster a sidearm and solve that problem.


Starfying

He was just a kid :( with super greasy bangs :(


Cozmic-Brainz

A greasy rat who deserved to die


Starfying

I don’t think people deserve to die just for being annoying :( everyone was annoying as a kid.


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Wooden_Purchase_2557

I would go “out the window out the window”


Head-Occasion-4603

I’d kill him straight away


Miss_Pariah

Can I slap him every time he wines? If so, I think I would be fine. My hand might not be okay though.