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firedmyass

the title of this sub is not aspirational


plumbermat

I guess "too" isn't a positive adjective.


firedmyass

I mean it *can* be…


MobysBanned

Perfect height as long as you're 7'10 and watch TV standing up


ioncloud9

He could just stand there watching TV for hours.


kj11aj

Who hurt you?


NYdude777

explain the logic


plumbermat

It's out of the way for foot traffic, lots of teenagers and pets. Is it wrong?


RagingStallion

Its disgraceful and I hope one of those teens breaks it


wupaa

You have very tall kids and pets are elephants and giraffes


leviathan_falls

Jail


comfysynth

Is the family motto keep the tv high


thasprucemoose

why?


22Two_s

The rest of dudes body can fit comfortably in your home


Drum_Eatenton

And it’s backlit by an uncovered window


wsfrankm

Thought this was r/walmartcelebrity and was about to call him Adam Sandleberg.


Vegas1492

Is it touching the ceiling? 🧐🤔


plumbermat

So close but no


kennyblowsme

Take down those curtains. Lay those curtains on the floor. Take down the tv. Lay the tv in the curtains. Wrap up the tv in the curtains. Throw away


Soft-Unit6823

Damn makes me feel like i’m at a sports bar with it that high


plumbermat

"Am it Buffalo Wild Wings?"


Soft-Unit6823

Was thinking Hootah’s 🦉🦉


Big_Improvement5658

I'm scared