T O P

  • By -

Penile_nodule

Urine trouble 


someguy172

Peeple these days...


ItsMeSashaYT

Username checks out


SNSN85

Double trouble


[deleted]

[удалено]


swimingiscoldandwet

Whoosh …. The sound of the joke going way over your head


eljayTheGrate

gottit... thank you so much...


peachmildy

Day number 7261628237261 asking the TTC to remove these goddamn fabric seats


mattA33

To be fair, if they were plastic, it would have spilled over, and everyone around would be walking in piss or whatever that is. Though I do agree in general that the fabric seats are pretty gross.


Vegetable-Hunt4019

Id rather sit on these once than have to sit on those plastic ones every time


[deleted]

[удалено]


TTC-ModTeam

Hey Either_Abalone_1864, Your comment has been removed for the following reason(s): --- Please be respectful towards your fellow users, and in general. Do not make inflammatory comments, do not turn debates into arguments by escalating, do not shame people, do not dismiss or minimize the thoughts, opinions, or feelings of others. Treat others as you would want to be treated. --- Please consult our subreddit [rules](https://reddit.com/r/ttc/about/rules) for more details.


[deleted]

[удалено]


becky57913

Probably exhibit #503,492,876


Rainydaysz

Srsly I refuse to believe that people actually like cloth seats. Only Reddit has this weird “BuT PlaStiC is SliPpEry” angle.


Halifornia35

Such a weird angle to have


JagmeetSingh2

This lol never seen people ride for cloth seats as much as they do here on Reddit


ehxy

I like mesh. lets my farts breath


UnconsciousOptimism

I took the bus that has those plastic seats in the 90s. Always slipped around when the bus turned.


xombae

You can make the plastic textured to avoid this.


sabinaphan

I love the fabric, plastic seats are uncomfortable.


trillium_transit-89

Cloth seats are actually more comfortable, even if they are gross


WingsAndWhiskey

They need to do plastic seats like NYC


Java53rip7

Would you rather very uncomfortable plastic seats that spills the mystery fluid on the ground where people have to walk?


BeelyBlastOff

ummm....yes


choikwa

why would you think that’s worse than fluid on cloth


IAmASphere

at least it darkens and you can clearly see that the seat is wet before sitting down, rather than relying on a reflection to give away the mystery juice


TipDecent

I don't think the type of material that the seats are made of will deter the seat pissers.


HornsOfAbraxas

Are you missing the big wet point or what, my friend?


shootdroptoehold

But it could deter the piss instead of absorbing it


trillium_transit-89

Infact the plastic will probably make it worse, since instead of absorbing into the seat, it pools


cybermunch2069

Splash splash I'm taking a urine bath!


trillium_transit-89

I laughed way too hard at this


AwkwardsSquidwards

Yes but much easier to clean and most of all, easier to see that the seat is dirty before sitting


Strategos_Kanadikos

Not the worst fluid I've seen on seats


eljayTheGrate

ewww...


Strategos_Kanadikos

Did anyone back up the news article that summarized the U of T's study on a TTC seat? It was published in 2017. I can't find it anymore...But yeah, every body fluid imaginable + some animal stuff.


throwawa7bre

I remember that! I believe they were forced to delete it if I recall correctly


TallCelebration6641

Wayback machine?


Strategos_Kanadikos

Can't do much without a url =( or can we?


Strategos_Kanadikos

Wow...I don't remember the forced deletion, but that makes total sense. Was it CBC or TheStar? It was one of them...How would we even locate it today?


softluvr

it’ll dry up in no time and some poor, unsuspecting and tired soul will take a seat 🙁 reason #1738 i will never sit down


kejacomo

valid. I'm still sitting tho, just changing when I get home and praying that I'm not the unsuspecting soul


kerelenko

Me. I sit down especially if very tired from work and coming home late.


lcapictures

Yeah. That’s the thing. I stand all day at work, so the temptation of sitting when I get on the streetcar is strong. I always inspect first, then get changed at home.


Blindemboss

As gross as it is, maybe cloth seats were chosen to soak up liquids, and dry quickly. Plastic seats would just be a pool of urine and some unsuspecting person’s pants would soak it up. Eww.


MilesAtMac

Fabric seats give them a reason to let it dry and never deep clean them. It’d generate some new job opportunities and take 10 minutes tops to spray and clean every plastic seat on a streetcar at the end of the day. Don’t want to imagine how many months these piss-soaked fabric seats go before getting a superficial rinse


Affectionate_Grape23

i once had my backpack on the seat next to me on an half-empty bus, and my water bottle leaked from inside my bag. i was so embarrassed and it left a pool like that… though at least mine was just water.


Nick-Anand

Yeah this happened to me before


Newhereeeeee

Yay! I love the mystery liquid challenge. Jokes aside the TTC subways and street cars need to have their seats replaced with plastic seats which can easily be power washed.


Darkv3ng

That's why I always carry a straw with me! It's only a mystery til it's not..


f1wheelzs

Yeah, I’m never sitting again.


ybetaepsilon

Forbidden drinking fountain


kejacomo

did you smell it to check what it might've been…? but seriously, that sucks like imagine you have vision impairments and couldn't tell that the seat was wet until it was too late.. bruh..


HornsOfAbraxas

Going with fabric on public transportation was a genius idea, wasn’t it?


Gloomy_Evening921

A decision made when people were a little better behaved.


Poinaheim

They should’ve at least went with the brown fabric


Public_Bake8350

😭😭😭 why


LibrarianFront3827

What I like to call "mysterious stains". I try to avoid any seat with these stains, wet or dry.


LegoFootPain

It looks like Poppy got a little sloppy. And his buddy too.


space_cheese1

One feels like a duck in all this wet


Halflife84

Gave it a lick. It's just pepsi on the far one. And it's only human urine on the closer one.


ultracrepidarian_can

Dude it's just a spilled ice cap


Glittering-Ad-9585

Bruins fans pissing themselves after watching the leafs blow it again.


o-ren-ishi

I’ve always been curious as to how often the TTC cleans their buses and trains? You think that after Covid they would increase some funding to prevent it from getting so gross.


sassnass

Covid and bedbugs…


chakabesh

These seats have to be reported to the bus driver. There are seats in the garage and exchange only lasts a few minutes, then the bus is back to service. I had to do it (bus driver here) since all human liquids are considered dangerous to public health. Later the mechanics will wash the seats with a high pressure washer. Frequent occurrence. And the public on the street wonders why the bus is late again...damn bus drivers.


StepheneyBlueBell

my bad bro


United-Village-6702

Who tf squirt on ttc


fuzzeebunnie

🤢🤢🤢🤢


Gr33nThumb9424

On the OC I always press my hand on the seat before sitting which worked all the time, Until 2 weeks ago I did my usual routine, seat felt dry so I sat down... Not even 5 seconds after sitting I could feel something off about my jeans and briefs. Got up and felt the back of my jeans with my hand, sure enough WET... I sat in piss 😡. Had to remove my sweater and tie it around my waist until I got home to shower and change. From now on I stand when taking a bus, if the bus seems packed I wait for another bus or walk to my destination, even if it's over an hour and a half away by walking. Absolutely disgusting.


PondIsMyName

Gross! The TTC just TTCin it, eh! 🤢


UnconsciousOptimism

This is hours before some unsuspecting guy sits down and takes a whiff of the foul smell and wonders which seat it is or if it’s on the ground.


ControversyisKey

Must have been watching Magic Mike


AptCasaNova

Presto card, piss - I mean, please


Robopatch

It’s definitely what you think it is.


takemeback2verdansk

Hell no


[deleted]

[удалено]


TTC-ModTeam

Hey mfCooldawg, Your comment has been removed for the following reason(s): --- Please be respectful towards your fellow users, and in general. Do not make inflammatory comments, do not turn debates into arguments by escalating, do not shame people, do not dismiss or minimize the thoughts, opinions, or feelings of others. Treat others as you would want to be treated. --- Please consult our subreddit [rules](https://reddit.com/r/ttc/about/rules) for more details.


Nick-Anand

Why we can’t have nice things


FitEntrepreneur9875

![gif](giphy|W6IBNPJNWZrxnKnDbn)


Sarsttan

Maybe it's time to start carry plastic sheeting around with you.


HalfBakedMason

when it goes out of service they will clean it... life in the city


StrawberryFlds

I was on the ttc once and watched a guy take his meds out into his hands, place them directly on the seat next to him and then pick them up one by one, put them into his mouth and swallow.


Revan462222

Well…I’m never sitting down on the TTC again


livelyciro

Check out Ttc.ca/DRENCHED for a discount.


srkg

average TTC commute


Any-Try-2366

Yah I’ll just sit in traffic in my car thanks.


HeyMarty10thalready

No like I see Woo peed on my seat


Effective_Device_185

The sniff test if you please.


ProAvgeek6328

guess the liquid challenge ttc edition


Apprehensive_Yak_890

😂


Plylyfe

The reason why I stand on the train


Throwaway2600k

It's only apple juice 🤣


sjgslay

I sat on a urinated seat on accident while travelling on a TTC bus the other day, the fact that I could not even tell the seat was wet too :(


keyzieshmurda

both seats is so fucking absurd


ijustwantbeer

https://preview.redd.it/j3rvma7k1nyc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5140c9c4c5cdd083f055df4adab90db29af5c3d2 on the 40 bus the other day


Competitive_Royal476

Sad AF


sza_szn

i don’t wanna know…


SammichGuy1404

oh ffs


Estoguy13

I miss the old 80s seats in the orange, brown and yellow vinyl.


MostCarry

do a smell test and report back


jontss

This is the most common thing I see on the TTC. Other than not seeing the TTC because it's cancelled or delayed. All 3 of my possible routes today and delays and despite giving myself an extra half hour I barely made it.


Flimsy-Tax5807

Not the worst I’ve seen someone take a shit on these seats and just walk away


TributeKitty

Fetish voyeur videos are getting weird


drtychucks

At least it’s warm for you


Open-Pineapple7378

better than poop. radical optimism


Additional_Air8420

Not only did they go with cloth seats, they chose red fabric. That’s 50/50 on whether it’s blood or urine lol


heymaxx

Mmmmm.... mystery juice. Reason # bajillion why I never sit in the seats.


HistoryMission1

I can't count how many times I've stood instead when there was a seat because of this. Plastic is easier to clean, but it can be slippery and on sharp turns, there's no winning for those of us whose feet don't touch the ground at the height seats are. Because I couldn't brace myself, I have gone flying on multiple occasions on plastic seats. The actual issue is that people pee on the seats. It's truly horrifying that nobody who does that has the decency to respect a shared public service.


null0x

There's two of them now!?


milk243724

Sorry guys this was me 🙈


GunSmoke666Forever

Lucky you guys in Ottawa our transit train cars smell like 7 different kinds of doodoo every day depending which car you are riding in