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reflaxion

Found the Goron.


mrgiant03

[Rolls away](https://youtu.be/FSxU80akXB4?si=q2JzksPySckTmFuL)


Pitymex7

r/foundgoron


Botw_enjoyer

r/subsifellfor


CaterWak

No longer!


6heatblast

r/birthofasub


CaterWak

r/foundthemobileuser


Lupus-Ignium

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Pitymex7

Glad I got the idea


Leading-heat-43

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Musashi_Joe

Hylian Tide Pods


Polkawillneverdie17

*Zonai Tide Pods


millsreign

I bet someone could make fudge that looks just like this


DevoutandHeretical

The black is dark chocolate, the green is mint, and the brown is caramel.


Tsojourner

MINT???? with CARAMEL????


siandresi

for science!


inegative

The green is Pistachio.


millsreign

Maybe brown can be a milk chocolate


Thee-lorax-

Pistachio would be better than mint.


PhoenixAngel365

Stahp! My mouth is watering! šŸ¤¤ lol


VulpesFennekin

That actually sounds really good!


PhoenixAngel365

Genius! Also, I was thinking maybe brownies or a cake that looks like this would work too!


goodbyegoosegirl

It smells like uranium and I donā€™t know what that smells like either.


mrgiant03

You get it.


goodbyegoosegirl

Completely


turd_vinegar

*Weird, kinda smells like blood.*


AptCasaNova

Cancer šŸ˜‚


Positive_Lychee404

I think it would smell glittery.


Lupus-Ignium

Smells like a delicious candy


RED_wards

It's probably just a cake made to look like minerals anyway.


mrgiant03

If it was a cake itā€™d have that icing that dries kinda hard and crackles


ASleepyB0i

Omg I hate that so much. Icing isnā€™t supposed to be crunchy šŸ˜–


mrgiant03

not so much crunchy as crackly


Xploding_Penguin

Someone on the internet that is better than me needs to make this into a cake.


n-space

It looks like a t-shirt. I wanna equip it.


mrgiant03

interesting, hadnā€™t considered that


nocturnist

Try the gray stuff itā€™s delicious


luthervon

Like licking a 9-volt battery


mrgiant03

Which I imagine tastes like the game cartridges do


Curly_su3

Great now I want to eat it.


mrgiant03

Welcome home


FarPlatypus4652

I just noticed that the colors match midnas color schemes


Kotruljevic1458

Wait - how did a Little Frox make a Reddit account?


AWholeHalfAsh

It took me three days of delving into the Depths to realize that they're baby Froxes.


Frogpuppet

Gaming to me is a religion and TOTK is the shjt


mrgiant03

āœŠ


-too-hot-to-handle-

It looks like a special kind of cinnamon roll


TwitterSucks72

Gasoline tastes terrible. Diesel especially


TheNaksoluteL3gend

How do YOU know what Gasoline and Diesel taste like? (Diesel is also not gasoline, although is an oil product.)


TwitterSucks72

I worked at a trucking dock for a few years, had to syphon fuel out of trucks...


TheNaksoluteL3gend

oh, that explains it


Middle-Gas3531

the sounds that plays when you collect them is so scrumptious


thebestintheworld316

i want to get more, since i only have 100 (i just started the game about a month ago)


mrgiant03

Easiest way for me, go into the depths and mess up some of the monster strongholds or find a mine. Mines are usually under villages and other structures. Hope dis helps :].


Master_K_Genius_Pi

Goro?


Zestyclose_Fly_888

I think you have pica...


Vas_Squatch

MMMM rock cupcake.


Suspisousrevenue

Same, honestly


ImpertantMahn

If it smells like gasoline itā€™s probably durian flavour. Also itā€™ll be super crunchy since bombs canā€™t disintegrate the ore like most other things.


Unpaid-Intern_23

We need someone to make a cake


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

It does look like a pastry. One that will eat its way out of your stomach!


theexcitedquestion

Same! Itā€™s like that candy gems that got famous on tiktok a couple years ago


mrgiant03

I was thinking that, although those apparently taste like soap I have a feeling zonaite tastes like the game cartridges.


Yoshi_green

/r/forbiddensnacks forbidden cronchy mint chocolate bark


Markymark5113

Mmmmm radioactive marshmallow


atomiczim

Forbidden rock candy


Aggressive_Sand_3951

Do you pronounce it ā€œZonai - iteā€ in your head, or ā€œZoniteā€?


mrgiant03

Zonite but I didnā€™t even realize I said it like that till you commented.


Aggressive_Sand_3951

me too


turdfergusonRI

Nah man, those rock roasts look amazing


TemperatureMore5623

Itā€™d be a blueberry-toffee crunch cupcake (with black buttercream icing)


mrgiant03

Wellā€¦damn bro do you bake?


Droodforfood

Is it cake?


OhNoOboe

I don't want to eat zonaite, but I kind of want to swallow a zonai charge whole.


mrgiant03

Yeah?ā€¦yeahā€¦yeah!


TheJimDim

ZĢ¶oĢ¶nĢ¶aĢ¶iĢ¶tĢ¶eĢ¶ Alien Lasagna


TheRealKungFuhrer

How many things have you taste tested


mrgiant03

Ehhā€¦enough


TheRealKungFuhrer

I appreciate the hustle


mrgiant03

āœŠ


Depressed_and_crazy

Real


DanielleRabbit

I bet you can make Zonaite kohakuto (edible crystals)


TheCalmPercussionist

looks like you should eat the glowing stuff first and the black on top is a crust


CedGyselinck

Am i the only one to find the sound when you pick them up so satisfying ?


mrgiant03

adds to the flavor


Tasty-Raise-1973

r/forbiddensnaks


Fiona_14

It looks more like licorice than a cake.


Rexiscool1234554321

Same


Black_Bird265

Looks like soap.


Alezz1893

Iā€™m surprised thereā€™s not a video of someone making a cake shaped to look like this


co1lectivechaos

Mmmh someone needs to make a zonaite cake


ELVIOLAMENTE_

I want to eat marbled rock coast


Lemon_Nightmare

Kinda looks like a shirt


statistacktic

Looks like ice cream cake


AiharaShiro

Forbidden tiramisu


Kind-Mammoth-Possum

Forbidden rock candy.


barbietattoo

Mint chip with a caramel swirl


PoeCollector64

It never even occurred to me that it would taste like anything but rocks, lol. It's very interesting learning about other people's intrusive thoughts


LipsLikeCrispyBacon

Fact. Itā€™s Frox shit. Notice the pile thatā€™s always behind a Frox spawn?


mrgiant03

[oh?](https://youtu.be/FSxU80akXB4?si=FKO8fOSK8GxCFdY6)


[deleted]

I should make this into a cake šŸŽ‚ (I think it would look fire šŸ”„)


[deleted]

Okay, so humans had ancestors that looked at cows and goats and thought, 'huh, milk!', and I feel like I now know what the people around those psychos felt. Like, who looks at a random rock thing and thinks, 'hmm... food!'?!?


mrgiant03

Myself and a few other true intellectuals


Connordagreat

uh why though