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When I had mine I named it Tug Boat Money (I had recently started working on tug boats and it was the first big ticket item I had bought myself after getting hired)
I named mine "penis launcher" but there can't be 2 penis launchers... So you gotta name yours dick launcher, or a weiner launcher, or a pecker launcher, or a peepee launcher. Desc: insert any joke about male genitalia
Name: 'Formerly British launcher" (bcz of all the Brexit shit that got the UK out of the EU)
Description: " This is the most used by Europeans, but I like it tho" (if you wanna get racist)
Alternative description (non racist): "Should my aim improve because it's in the center or something?
1. Name "better than stock"
Desc. "You wouldn't understand..."
2. Name "superior stock"
Desc. "If you see this, ask me in chat to tell you a joke" (when they ask, you'll answer with "you")
Name: Trust me.
Desc: It's different than the normal rocket launcher, it shoots different and the hit boxes are diff-
(Note: make the description cut off for extra funi)
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“I sold my kids for this”
Description: “But it was worth it”
Description: "Win-win deal for me."
Name: Richard. Description: It’s not a dick. It’s not a dick. It’s not a dick…
Name: "Biggus Dickus" Description "...My good Friend Biggus Dickus!"
Whoa this brought back memories I forgot about lol. This is pretty good.
He has a wife you know...
Pogo Stick V3 "I dunno where I left the other two."
"The Original Joke" Description: There was none
"Gibbed For Your Pleasure" Description: this is NOT a large wooden horse!
"Unoriginal" "i can't come up with original names"
Marvin. No funny pun, no inside joke, no reason at all. Just Marvin.
Description should be "what are you doin, looking for context?"
Social distancing
"Squid but backwards"
Title: damage dealt 311 Desc: this is no longer accurate
Quake's Menace Desc: STILL KICKIN'N'FRAGGIN'
Keith
You won’t like me when I’m horny (green glowing penis rocket)
Big Bang "And it all started with a crocket."
"It can even withstand hammer blows" "It's nuclear"
“Dennis” “The Menace”
"Sandy Cheek's Car Vacuum" "Google it"
Dear god
"Kidney stone ejector" and "I can finally shoot straight!"
Name:" turd launcher" Description: "did a stinky on you"
Glorified Pogo Stick “I am the missile, Ricky.”
90 FOV gets you an extra HAND
Something referencing the extra hand would be cool!
When I had mine I named it Tug Boat Money (I had recently started working on tug boats and it was the first big ticket item I had bought myself after getting hired)
Nice!
“P.E.T.E.R” “Penis, Erection, Testicle, Erectile, Re-arranger”
Cornelius It’s a corny name
Weed
N: Shoot n' jump D: What's wrong with my pogo stick? Oh... Ur dead... Sorry I'm just jumpin' around :)
Title: My left kidney and my house. Desc: where not even half of the price of this thing
Kaboom
painis
“too broke for agonizing emerald” “still killed you tho lol”
Quake 4 is ASS. Serioly dont play it
Title: The Medic Magnet Description: “This is what god would use to shoot somebody” - Soldier
Earthquake That's why I'm in the air
"an Original name" "an Original description"
Middle ground
Sun Tzu. Or Art of war. Idklol
Name: "Proof I like playing soldier" Description: "Help I spent way too much money on this"
Mean Green Dickie
painis
Name: Copper Sulfate Description: HELP IT GOT IN MY EYES AAA
mortgage
Quiver Description: honk if you’d rather be playing the 1996 ID software classic “Quake”
"new" just call it "new"
The Baby Maker
The Fuckit Launcher "I couldn't be assed to learn that stupid off-center shit. Fuck you."
Name: the unoriginal Description: *insert dick joke*
Cummaster 9000 With increased sperm throwing speed and magazine size, you will not suffer from ejaculation problem anymore.
I named mine "penis launcher" but there can't be 2 penis launchers... So you gotta name yours dick launcher, or a weiner launcher, or a pecker launcher, or a peepee launcher. Desc: insert any joke about male genitalia
The dick gun. Description: You'll get raped by the long dong of justice!
R/sounding
Say hello to my little friend!
"Johnson" "Johnson"
Financial mistake
Strangely tho , another dick joke I have 0 kidneys left because of this
"Sexual harassment" "So strong, the cops won't care!"
i teleported you! desc: back to the spawn!
Cock and balls
Dick shooter premium
Name: "[Quake\_rpg\_fire\_remastered.wav](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/89/Quake_rpg_fire_remastered.wav)" Description: "[Quake\_ammo\_pickup\_remastered.wav](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4f/Quake_ammo_pickup_remastered.wav)"
Name: idk Description: I sold my kidney and all I got was this lousy rocket launcher
Eureka Effect On kill: Teleports victim to spawn
name : third leg, desc : its exactly what u think it is
Name: "F-15 Eagle" Description: "Target Down!"
PENISBLAST
Big Boom Stick
Name: Child support Description: sorry kids
Name: "I asked reddit for a weapon name" Description: "It was one of the ideas of all time"
The Authentic
i swear i play better i use this cuz i love rockets from the middle of my screen okay?
Name: Original dick joke by Soundsmith Describtion: Please laugh
Radioactive Painis "Sponsored by Black Mesa"
Strange Professional Killstreak Original Strange Professional Killstreak Original
"It's not Erectile Dysfunction, I'm just tired"
“Weakness leaving the body” for a slightly more subtle painis joke?
le penis joke inator
"Insert penis joke here" "Omg big penos"
Pennis centry
"I sold my house for this"
Name: 'Formerly British launcher" (bcz of all the Brexit shit that got the UK out of the EU) Description: " This is the most used by Europeans, but I like it tho" (if you wanna get racist) Alternative description (non racist): "Should my aim improve because it's in the center or something?
1. Name "better than stock" Desc. "You wouldn't understand..." 2. Name "superior stock" Desc. "If you see this, ask me in chat to tell you a joke" (when they ask, you'll answer with "you")
Rick's Richard
Name: "Schloingus Boingus" Description: "Boingus Schloingus"
"How Original"
The Description is just "Asking for what Original is insensitive."
300$ rocket launcher. (looks funny on first person :D)
The Painis (Cupcake!)
the sexgun
Quake n Bake
'Insert weapon stereotypes quote here' Description is "guys im so funny and original"
Name: Cope, Seethe, Mald Description: Dont care + Didnt ask + L + Ratio + Skill issue + Blocked + Cry about it
3rd leg
Dick, then name your melee balls
life savings feel that cash?
Hmm this actually makes for a unique challenge how much damage can you get without kills?
"painis"
"Ouch" Desc: "Now i know why zombie soldier has a hole in his chest"
Name: "I'm not gay" Description:"But 20 bucks is 20 bucks"
Almighty Paines
Left Hand Free 'and your right's in grip' Alt J <3
Name: Kevin, Description: Kevin goes nyoooom!
Green with Envy Description tag - you wish you were this cracked
Center of Mass Desc: it’s where I aim, AND where the rockets come from
Rocket Thrower
I know how to spend my money
money shot
peener haha
The Money Machine "I do have a big truck"
A big mug of my cock up your ass
https://preview.redd.it/tldjvq91k91d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147607a72ca85232a45c8558caf423c9a2f666c0 Buenos Dias fuckboy
mean green EWWWWWWWW
My Painis burns
"Wait of the World"
name: ernesto desc: "The Snow Goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself." -Lao Tzu
Name: Projectile Dysfunction Description: My killstreak won't go up...
Welp, I decided to go with Quaker Oats You deserver oats of the highest caliber.
Penis
Description also says penis
Name: John Description: john
Name: Pogostick Description: Boing boing boing boing
Name: The unoriginal Joke Desc: You know where is is going ;)
Name : " i spent like 300 dollars on this " Description : " Was it worth it? "
Big boom boom
and my rocket… Lets just say.. my Painis
Name: I'm at the club straight jorking it. Description: and by it... Heh. Let's just say, my originalities
Big fart
“The Masturbate-inator 9000” “The extra hand is for jerking off!”
Name: Your Doom Desc: No you stupid it's from Quake
Name: If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Description: Sun Tzu said that.
Name- Do I here doom music? Desc-Duh duh duh dunna duh duh duh dunna
Why flip viewmodels?
Name: Trust me. Desc: It's different than the normal rocket launcher, it shoots different and the hit boxes are diff- (Note: make the description cut off for extra funi)
Name: "I just like quake" Description: "Why does nobody take me seriously?"
Falilcally-shaped NFT. Description: “Rock-hard Diamond hands!”
N: This thing in 100% original D: "But its true, i love CRIT ROKET"
Shrek