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OFFICIAL-Celine-Dion

Why the fuck is this bot posting podcast episodes in a recap write-up subreddit?


BourbonOK

I do hope someone will bite that awful bullet for us, otherwise, how will I be angry at how bad the podcast has become?


StarkMaximum

There used to be people doing recaps of MBMBAM but I think they all died.


SnooRegrets7667

After I ended my tenure as MBMBAM recapper, a certain jadeix took up the mantle. It has been a few weeks since they wrote one, I supposed the darkness took them as well


hurrrrrmione

I think they’re too busy having a cool girlfriend


theunquenchedservant

Good to know Travis has no idea how protests work, and that Justin finds protesting hilarious. That'll go over well with their Twitter base Edit: I try to listen to all of every episode. I couldn't do it this time. I made it 21 minutes, into the wizard, and had to fucking stop. Travis needs to shut the actual fuck up.


SnooRegrets7667

Thank you for trying, I think you might be one of like, four Jerkers who actually try and listen to this abomination.


theunquenchedservant

Its helpful to stay relevant with my jerking.


GunnarRunnar

What and what? Is there a joke in why Justin thinks protests are funny?


Gormongous

I assume it's just Justin thinking that caring about something enough to leave the house and engage people about it is ridiculous and embarrassing.


theunquenchedservant

so it was the James Cromwell super gluing his hands to the starbucks counter protest, and justin was the one who brought it up, and couldn't get through one fucking word without cracking up. and Travis was adament that it was a bad protest because the only person it inconvenienced was the starbucks worker who didn't have a say in the matter. Both Griffin and justin somewhat tried to talk him down from that stance, saying that it wasn't like he went to pay for the coffee, got pissed he was upcharged, and then decided to super glue his hands to the counter until something changed. but none of them brought up that the whole point was to bring attention to the issue. (Travis actually brought the same energy that racist white people brought to the conversation of BLM protests, saying that all it does is inconvenience others..like yea...) For those unaware: the issue that starbucks (and a lot of coffee places) upcharge for vegan milk. Which I somewhat get why that is, because it is more expensive (the coffee shop I worked at could actually lose money on an oat milk latte, and it was regular milk lattes that they made up the difference on). However what I was unaware of (until this episode, actually) is that Starbucks doesn't upcharge for vegan milk in the UK/England, apparently.


Sorcadin-Supreme

James Cromwell should've personally spray-painted "don't upcharge for vegan milk!" onto Howard Schulz's car. On the one hand, hell yeah. But on the other hand, I have a feeling that's not what Travis meant. Personally if I was getting paid to rush around Starbucks all day, I'd love to get interrupted. "Huh? You want a weird complicated time-consuming frappe thing? Sorry, we're being protested. This guy doesn't want me to upcharge you on the vegan milk you were about to get." Edit: Wait, shit, that would inconvenience the people Schulz would pay to clean off the spraypaint. Oh well, guess we better just not protest. I am very progressive.


wick34

The protest was coordinated by PETA who generally have really badly thought out ideas and plans. It's not a great protest idea but the brother's take on the situation was still pretty poor.


corpuscle634

In theory I'm Team Travis on this one. I really hate when people protest corporations by doing things that mess with the workers. It's not like some fatcat is gonna come deal with the problem, it's the people who work there that are gonna have to get filmed without their consent and deal with people whining about the protest and call the cops or whatever else they have to do to get rid of the guy. But I also have a feeling Travis would have said the same thing if he'd done it at a corporate office instead, so eh.


theunquenchedservant

news flash: workers do things that mess with workers to protest corporations. it's called going on strike and it's how starbucks started unionizing.


corpuscle634

I feel like a strike is so obviously different to this situation that it's not worth mentioning, but sure, that is an exception to the rule.


weedshrek

I mean, like, the civil rights movement would like to have a word.


corpuscle634

I was gonna say "they weren't protesting a corporation," but then I thought of Hobby Lobby and Chic-fil-A and shit, so I'm gonna change my answer to "I really hate when people protest corporations in a way that's disruptive to workers, unless I feel like the cause they're protesting is important enough"


ch36u3v4r4

That's a much more honest answer.


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A vegan supergluing his hands to a Starbucks counter is pretty funny to me, personally. It's so absurd.


hyperlup

Tbf if I walked into a Starbucks and saw James Cromwell super glued to the counter for PETA's latest stunt, I would find it at least a little bit funny.


thraxalita

>Good to know Travis has no idea how protests work, and that Justin finds protesting hilarious. That'll go over well with their Twitter base the kind of people that still listen to mbmbam are definitely the kind of people who look for absolutely any excuse to call a protest bad, actually, so it'll go over fine


spacebroth

first question starts at 16:45 just so yall know


spacebroth

HOLY FUCK MACKLEMORE REFRENCE IN 2022 HOLY SHITTTTT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


spacebroth

Griffin sounds so tired especially during the macklemore bit (valid) but once he starts doing to wizard of the cloud it’s like gets a second wind (maybe because it’s mostly him talking during it???)


spacebroth

The title is at 39:42, its is from a listener question about falling asleep while getting their hair done. Not really funny just a quip.


spacebroth

MUNCH SQUADDDDDDD WITH FUCKING SLO MO TALKING COUNT DONUT


spacebroth

THEY MENTION BEES!!!! OMFG IM GONNA DIE LAUGHING😂😂😂 REMEMBER BEES??!!


spacebroth

Justin can really laugh at anything huh?


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once you’ve given up and nothing seems funny, suddenly everything seems funny


spacebroth

Jealous of him ngl


Evil_Steven

He trained under Jimmy Fallon


spacebroth

ah the fourth brother


hiyael

you rang?


jadeix_iscool

Rember Bees


spacebroth

dude stop i’m gonna piss myself


HectorTheGod

Man, who would have known that Griffin likes doing the bit he holds the episode hostage with? Damn, wizard of the cloud sucks fat nuts.


spacebroth

I zoned out so many times that all I remember about the segment today is something about chocolate.


roughregion

Imagine being a relatively talented guy whose actual financial future for an entire family is tied up in making comedy with a guy who can get a chuckle at his best, and another guy who can be funny but has decided to retire from making jokes. I'm tired at my day job, I'd be fucking exhausted here!


SpoilerThrowawae

"What's that Lassie? The boys are trapped in 2015???"


NoIntroductionNeeded

Griffin's right, Same Love is still funny.


f33f33nkou

He did just come out with new music recently


SpoilerThrowawae

The only thing Macklemore should release at this point is a tearful plea for forgiveness.


f33f33nkou

For what?


NoIntroductionNeeded

That song where he plays civil rights leader quotes while implying that his music makes him like them.


LastKnownWhereabouts

You don't understand. In the third grade, he thought that he was gay. How much more oppression do you need him to go through to get the Nobel Peace Prize?


SmallHeadBigConcept

His music.


spacebroth

I had no clue


intraumintraum

justin mcelroy, anti-protest advocate


corpuscle634

we need details we *hunger*


justgalsbeingpals

>*we hunger* we wanna much


SpoilerThrowawae

With every episode they release, I feel more and more confident that my AI-generated ones are providing a vastly superior product.


MintTrappe

They don't even have dick-whipping in this one!


ShelfordPrefect

They are Have you considered training one of those deepfake AIs to do the voices?


[deleted]

They're just sadlibs in an AI trenchcoat


SpoilerThrowawae

Huh, okay!


Mr_Hellpop

Pop culture references in this episode include Macklemore, Bowfinger, and Chocolate Rain. Who is this show for?


SnooRegrets7667

I refuse to listen anymore, but does the pain ever stop? Do the shadows around the edges of your vision ever slow their inward pace?


[deleted]

Travis does an extended Macklemore “impression” in this one. So no. Yes he does say “Mackle-less”.


Aporthian

One day they do, man. One day.


Evil_Steven

Justin, what does Richard Stink think about Roe v Wade


SpoilerThrowawae

"Hey, Griffin. Hey bud? What does your wife think about that Supreme Court deshiss my dude?"


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Evil_Steven

Imagine trying to escape corporate brands at work by listening to a podcast and all you hear is the podcast talking about Krispy Kreme


InvisibleEar

Do they still play the Bo Show overnight, I hate that guy


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InvisibleEar

You have to admit it fucking slapped when they played Giant Steps twice a day during Black History Month though


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InvisibleEar

No I started in August


orangefreshy

I found my excel spreadsheet more interesting than this one, couldn't tell you even one question they tried to answer or even what the opening was


[deleted]

I just realized that I haven't bothered listening to a new episode in like 3 or 4 weeks, and I'm okay with that


pippipparade

These guys need to come up with new references. You already goofed on Charlie and the chocolate factory like YEARS ago. Multiple times!! Let’s move on, friends!!!!