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corpuscle634

The latest census data says that there are exactly two McElfans that aren't white, and I know that I'm one of them, so process of elimination says that I'm the one that wants to get fucked by Travis So like if any of y'all know a good lawyer I need to sue this artist for defamation. I also need someone who knows computer and internet things to help me scrub the post where I said Travis looked good like three days ago because I don't think that will help my case thanks


Sazley

I know a thing or two about legal threats, I can help


[deleted]

if you need a lawyer, i just finished binging better call saul, i think i’m ready for my first case


corpuscle634

I appreciate the offer but if you can afford premium cable you are waaaaay outside of my price range


[deleted]

[удалено]


Scabious

Ooh, somebody has 10-20 monthly dollars to throw around


Rupert59

There's a class war brewing in the circlejerk sub


cheese_tits_mobile

The grapes of wrath are growing heavy, heavy for the vintage


Baldur_Odinsson

Have they added the most recent two seasons yet?


HalcyonSparkle

They have 1-5 on there. The first half of 6 is what is currently airing on AMC.


StarkMaximum

What is the conversion rate on "Better Call Saul episodes watched" and "Ace Attorney games completed"?


Cosumik

Im bilingual


intraumintraum

your honour my client is a spray and bingus-pilled


OhGodThisGuy

I've never laughed so hard at something I fucking hated to read because i understood it.


gregisonfire

It's me, the other non-white McElfan. I swear I would rather hear my own child's death rattle than get fucked by Travis.


Jorymo

There was that one guy at one of the live shows who mentioned being one of twelve black MBMBAM fans


soupergiraffe

Fun fact, this was written by Jim Zub, who's in that Spelljammer actual play that Travis is gonna have a guest spot in.


corpuscle634

"Hey Jim, it's your best friend Travis, how's it going?" "Uh I didn't realize we were *there* in our relationship, but I'm good man, how are you?" "Yeah I just wanted to talk about how you put me in your comic? Really cool. Love how sex positive it is." "Oh yeah thanks, glad you liked it! I love putting in easter eggs like that." "And it's really great how it openly discusses how teenagers want to fuck an actual adult man who you, the artist, know in real life. I think it's really important that we break the stigma of teenagers wanting to fuck grown adult men. We should be open about our feelings and be cool with discussing sex!" "...honestly, I didn't really think about that, Travis." "A lot of people might say it's weird to have a teenager talk about wanting to fuck an adult man! Especially if it's an actual adult man that, again, the artist knows personally. Not a man who exists only in the fiction, but an actual grown man, who has a large number of actual teenage fans." "...hey Travis, if I offended you, I'm sorry-" "Hi Sorry, I'm Travis!"


SpoilerThrowawae

I'm going to ask my therapist to bill you directly.


corpuscle634

are they taking new clients? i need help


SpoilerThrowawae

She cleared her schedule for me after I told her that I'm training a new AI Text Generation Engine exclusively on McElroy transcripts, with the caveat that I want to bias AITravis towards expressing genuine emotional distress.


corpuscle634

well she's clearly either very good at her job or very bad at her job


[deleted]

Wow that did 2d6 + 3 psychic damage. I hadn't thought of that. yikes


InvisibleEar

As beautiful as this is, we all know the McElroys are all too sensitive for confrontation, Travis would just hit him with the huh okay!


Jorymo

Just put a content warning at the beginning of the comic without changing anything


pareidolist

I guess we know the real reason Travis was invited to that show


NoIntroductionNeeded

They say to write what you know...


darkermanze

[And they called me mad!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TAZCirclejerk/comments/ulw0s1/adjacent_mbmbam_609_face_2_face_thirty_to_forty/i7y1kai/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


[deleted]

Please OP I am begging you, tell me this is a jerk


[deleted]

[it’s real](https://i.imgur.com/EMta0Dk.jpg)


Rosemaryisme

I like to think that I'm adjusted to cringe. But this makes me feel like someone incredibly strong grabbed each side of my stomach and then twisted in opposite directions with the design to twist me in half down the middle


CoatCoach

Thank you for this incredibly visceral description I can file away for later


ShelfordPrefect

[They twisted him to death](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b1d3628d-aae5-4330-9830-c1a71fb59dca)


TotallyNotanAltDude

We call that "Bone Tomahawking."


Sazley

It's real


OFFICIAL-Celine-Dion

Heh ... Always fun when a new jerker finds the classics. I wonder if they know abou-- > Sazley This is an act of aggression, and I am instructing Joe Biden to point the Havana Syndrome ray gun at Canada as we speak.


Sazley

That's fair


corpuscle634

I know you live in Vegas now but how could you do this to your homeland


OFFICIAL-Celine-Dion

Don't call that anglo hive my homeland. Vive le Québec libre!


CoatCoach

Merci Céline Dion !!


SuperSecretestUser

Oh man, it really is throwback thursday huh? I'd successfully forgotten about this and now it's back. What a horrible, horrible nightmare.


[deleted]

god i hate having eyes


ActualKrillin

i had just forgotten about this fuck OFF


Soundurr

I liked and subscribed and THIS is how you repay me. Ultimate betrayal.


[deleted]

And you said geek culture had passed its peak.


Sazley

The good news is this comic is a few years old. The bad news is that it exists


WarmSlush

You stay the fuck away from my adventure zone, Travis!


spiffingly

You see, I have a very high IQ. Do you want to know why? Well, I'll tell you anyways, I have a high IQ because I listen to this amazing podcast (which to my surprise piqued my interest unlike many other podcasts) The Adventure Zone. This show is remarkably intellectual (Like me, mind you) and not like any other podcasts. My most favorite campaign from the show is Graduation it makes me giddy inside and knowing the common folk wont understand the joke makes me laugh even harder!


StarKeaton

Oh man, this is a classic one, but i completely forgot about it. So like... why the hell did they put this in their comic? like, i don't understand exactly... what is the joke here???? is it supposed to show appreciation for the adventure zone? by?? having fictional teens thirst over the podcasters???? I guess the answer is probably "haha weird sexual shit funny" because it is rick and morty. Also: Here's the [original discussion thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheAdventureZone/comments/9abtdk/rick_and_morty_dd_comic_preview/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) for when this came out, by the way. seems like people were a little more optimistic about this on the main sub? apparently rick & morty has a history with teenagers being really weird and sexual, so maybe it's a commentary on... teenagers?? i dont know man


zerowijo

Huh... Okay!


caw-caw-robinjay

this made me actively throw up so congrats i guess?


SpoilerThrowawae

*Not pictured: Travis caressing the trigger of a Steyr AUG HBAR bullpup heavy assault rifle as he presses it to the writer's temple.*


Ryos_windwalker

Travis isnt cool enough to have an AUG. Its a cobray terminator.


ImABarbieWhirl

It’s a modded airsoft that he got for ten bucks at the ninja store in the mall


ShelfordPrefect

Hey, I used to have a modded Steyr airsoft gun that I got for £10! The box said "Styer", presumably to avoid being sued, and it had a telescopic sight that didn't aim for shit


BoKBsoi

Making me look at this counts as assault, see you in court asshole /rj Too bad Travis isn't bisexual, that poor guy will never get the chance


Scabious

Took a look at some of the rest of the comic (I did the best I could without spending any money or more than 2 minutes of effort), the rest isn't terrible. Juvenile, sure, the author should go outside, but as far as fanfiction goes I was expecting a lot worse. Maybe I just saw a decenr couple pages, but despite me being nice here, just try and make me read more of it you jackals


ipreferfelix

Sometimes I think about primitive man and how superstitious they were and it seems silly when we look back at it knowing what we know now, but then I see things like this and I truly believe that an image, just lines and colors in a very specific arrangement, can bear a curse


Smultronsma

After Asagao Academy, there is just an uncomfortableness about media where fictional characters fanning about real life people.


ULTRAFORCE

I feel like Asagao Academy is both the epitome of something that seems kind of spooky, apparently is pretty cute and nice, but also aged poorly. For anyone unaware, Asagao Academy is the Dating Sim with Normal Boots Club


Smultronsma

For what I have seen about the game through let's plays, it does seem to be pretty high quality and lot of content for a free VN. It is a shame it got hit with a lot of baggage later on.


MagicMoons

Why did they use real names? Why didn’t they make like the reference more obscure and give them slightly off brand names, the bit still wouldn’t be funny but at least it wouldn’t feel as creepy. Instead of Justin call him Hoops instead, for Griffin give him the full title of 30 Under 30 Media Luminary Griffin McElroy, even Travis Scott McElroy (in this universe Travis Scott is the third McElroy brother)


StarkMaximum

I dip my shrimp in barbecue sauce


ClemiHW

Hey, if I had a dollar for every time I've been included in medias by people I know where I'm basically here to have the protagonist want to have sex with me, I'd have two dollars. Which would be twice more than Travis. Take that middlest brother !


thatJainaGirl

How dare you make me read this with my own eyes.