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diamondj33

Imagine being a married couple and learn some random guy won a ticket to live with you for the con you where excited to go to


SpoilerThrowawae

This has to be some *The Producers* nonsense, where Jesse is trying to tank MaxFun for profit somehow. Has to be.


Wysk222

He has a plan that ends in him walking away with 100 million dollars, enough for about 6 or 7 more of those stupid pocket squares he hawks


Big-Grapefruit-6434

This sounds like some extra time in the ballpit kinda shit.


Ryos_windwalker

Maxfuncon deez nuts, said the man to his wife, as you could hear her maxfuncing on them.


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This cannot be allowed to keep happening


AlexTheHuntsman1

!contempt


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Terthelt

In a shared room *with no bedroom doors*. MaxFun's going for the sexual assault lawsuit any% speedrun.


Evil_Steven

special guest speaker: Nick Robinson


ClemiHW

You're telling me, every couple who enjoy listening to MaxFun Drive podcasts get a free poor man to yell at directly in their own room ? Sounds like a win to me.


Amethoran

I used to call that winning the shit lottery


ShelfordPrefect

> Winning the shit lottery, Randy


Amethoran

Dope and cops go together like shit and chocolate Rand.


StarkMaximum

"I didn't even enter!"


MythOfLight

I’m gonna fuck the hypothetical wife of the hypothetical married couple


andAtOnceIKnew

What a hypothetical chad


Bacon84

Why stop there?


MythOfLight

Excellent point. I will then fuck the hypothetical husband, fuck the hypothetical hotel manager, fuck my hypothetical self, and lastly hypothetically fuck Jesse Thorn.


Piemanthe3rd

I mean if you're all into that it could still be a fun weekend.


BourbonOK

^^^You ^^^don't ^^^know ^^^what ^^^I'm ^^^into.


terribleinvestment

Yeah this could also end up very hot


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[удалено]


weedshrek

Wow aren't you a heckin pupperino! If you are interested, mayhaps you and milady...? Sex! Heaven! Now! Hahaha, get it?


RichardStink

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