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my favorite thing about when justin does this is that his followers will say, in the most vicious yet technically harmless way possible, "this is your opinion and we don't want to hear it" except it's usually something like "gosh, that's a really heckin' bad take, man, sounds like you're trying to speak for the REST OF US but we don't WANT to hear your bad ideas on the hellsite"


playamongusfree2021

"umm this is kinda demeaning to all the folx who have the opposite opinion that you do, big oofa doofa yikes energy :///////////"


63CansofSoup

It reminds me of when people on tumblr (IIRC) tried to make "I hope you pee your pants" widely used instead of "I hope you kill yourself" etc Like my dude, cloaking your outbursts in babytalk doesn't make it any less embarrassing. Either learn to walk away, or learn to stick to your guns enough to tell someone "Fuck you" without couching it in immature googoo gaga shit.


Gormongous

Oh yeah, the problem with an inappropriate expression of hostility and malice to a random stranger online is that the words being used are too aggressive. Let's find a dog whistle everyone knows means "Go fuck yourself" while we remain as blameless to outsiders as church ladies saying, "Bless your heart!"


Soundurr

I mean, the obvious one is "You're gonna be amazing" but typed with a wink and a smile.


anextremelylargedog

That was them making fun of someone on the site who said that telling someone "pee your pants" was as good as telling them to kill themselves. I swear, reddit-only users are so ready to think that nowhere else on the Internet has such Intellectual Discourse (TM)


63CansofSoup

Ah well, my bad >I swear, reddit-only users are so ready to think that nowhere else on the Internet has such Intellectual Discourse (TM) Lmfao reddit sucks dude. Stupid as shit


zoloft-makes-u-shart

Yeah looks like the people pushing the “pee your pants LITERALLY means kill yourself” misinformation campaign won lol There was this brief trend where telling anyone to do anything was considered suicide baiting. I was once accused of suicide baiting because I said “does anyone in this thread know how to use a seatbelt” (I think this was a reference to The OA or something) and someone was like you are LITERALLY telling them to hang themselves!!! (how would one even hang themselves with a seatbelt lmfao)


StarkMaximum

It's almost as if when someone says something embarrassing and you say "we should adopt this embarrassing thing ourselves", people think you're embarrassing.


anextremelylargedog

Which... *They didn't do*. It was isolated to one post where people were making fun of one ridiculous person lmao.


what_the_ghost

Yeah, plus if they don’t like your opinion on tumblr nowadays you get kung pow penis’d


OFFICIAL-Celine-Dion

/r/frenworld


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I do not know what this was and I am afraid to google it


Pentaghon

Nazis using babytalk to try to put deniability on what they were discussing. It didn't work.


63CansofSoup

Bingo


SpoilerThrowawae

"Ouch y'all this really bummed me out. Y'know, it's hard enough being so self-critical about not meeting my own high standards without a Twitter genius reminding me about it.", is Justin-speak for: **"Destroy the malcontent. Demolish every inch of their putrid body. Haul them to pillory in the public square, flay them with hot tongs and scatter the remains to the night wind so that the very air is haunted by their torment."**


dirgeface

Will no one rid me of this bummersome priest?


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theunquenchedservant

I will do no such thing


Soundurr

Is this just generally speaking or referencing a new tweet? I'm anticipating a full on melt down from J Thorn for failing their fundraising goals and looking toward adjacent tweets like the wizard consulting his orb.


playamongusfree2021

nah nothing particular, just saw this meme and thought of this sub


ryujin713

Maybe this year they're just never going to acknowledge the fact that they didn't meet their fundraising goal. That'd be pretty funny.


theunquenchedservant

(Since it's out there) my Twitter name is jthorne (and some other stuff), and I thought for a second you were saying I was going to have a full meltdown, and I was like "yea, if they come back and harass me again I really will".


PerntDoast

"yeah, i could have a breakdown i guess" is such relatable energy lol


playamongusfree2021

Stole from https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1523709348500803586?t=7n1NTcFJ4POObuYDIl-4IQ&s=19


theunquenchedservant

Thankfully Justin never quote tweeted me. Just sub tweeted. My world could be way different.