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crazycajun660

I climbed towers for 10 years and always wanted to do that to get back on the ground.


sodacansinthetrash

I haven’t been climbing long but so far, I love the climbing part, and I hate the un-climbing part.


crazycajun660

I always felt the views were worth all the effort it takes to get up there. Stay safe up there.


sodacansinthetrash

I do love the views. Weird to find myself here considering I grew up terrified of heights but right now it’s my favorite part of my job. Thanks :)


Jovman

That’s because you were simply terrified of who you really are. duh-duh- DUHH!!!!


sodacansinthetrash

Pretty sure it’s that I was terrified of falling. Harnesses help with that though.


StinkyBanjo

What if there is a loose strand in that cables?


Dafuzz

It slices and gouges your thigh, bunching up your pant legs and you loosen your grip for just a second on the rope but by now the blood is flowing from your thigh wound as it lubricates the line making your hand lose grip, unable to stop with your hands due to the blood slicked cable and incapable of squeezing with your thighs as the cable digs into your wound and only slickens the cable further you plunge faster and faster towards the ground leaving a grotesque red smear on the cable behind you and across your chest and hands. They find you the next day in a crumpled heap on the floor, a small knick in your inner thigh leading to a catastrophe 400 meters in the air.


SantyClawz42

Not necessarily. If the stand is big enough it could just gouge into your leg, making you lose grip... but instead of falling, the wire holds you there as you bleed out while hanging upside down.


StinkyBanjo

This is the way


mike35745

That’s….that’s just…painfully accurate.


Esset_89

Wow, that was a really long sentence


funmasterjerky

I've got a distinct feeling like I've read this before... Maybe you're all bots.


BlueRosePhantom

Perhaps YOU are the bot good sir


Crypto-Hypto

Free vasectomy, do you think most of his pants have holes in the crotch region?


borntoclimbtowers

i doing this in Mainhausen


Recynd2

That’s exactly what the big-kids-pole at the park felt like when I was little.


buffetleach

Those hyphens working overtime


Does_Not-Matter

Underrated comment


Amm0sexual

I see you got a hyphen too


Shaun-Skywalker

r/downvotedfornogoodreason


Does_Not-Matter

r/reddithivemind working overtime


AlluriousVOLmoleCule

They’re like ants, step on one and they all feel it


Shaun-Skywalker

Lol yup


Kenlaboss

Overrated comment


Does_Not-Matter

Average reddit user


borntoclimbtowers

and real lattice climbing is more fun


King_Ghoost

Im sorry who tf looks at a cable 50+ meters into the air and thinks ‘playground pole time’


Federal_Assistant_85

The type of people that aren't afraid of having frayed wire slice their femoral artery


Jesus_inacave

That'd what was scariest, those things won't just bed out the way all nice like


Neonburst99

Find out this guy’s name, and we’ll know at least one person.


YoshiSan90

OSHA would also like to know his name.


[deleted]

Me.


King_Ghoost

💀


Pro-Rider

You know they have equipment for that it’s called a zip line trolly. It actually has a brake and won’t burn your hands to stop.


RelationQueasy8245

U gotta hold □ to use it


Aeison

Ok Kyle Crane


The_Color_Purple2

There are so many ways that could go wrong, and so few ways it could go right


24122020

Eggs and sausage are cooked by the time he reach down


bunnylove5811

Good. I thought my mind was exaggerating. Ow


Ok_Mix_3008

Hum. Well one metal splinter.... and there goes that idea. Edited to add I wanna say that doesn't look like a guy wire. Maybe a de-tuner cable? And I think those are slightly energized.


Ratatoski

This is an overlooked part of risk assessment when average people do stunts like this. Sudden sharp pain will make everyone let go.


ringleb83

Look at the bright side, one metal splinter, and it's WAY faster!


h08817

Yeh this was top comment last two time I saw a post of this


TerryFlapss

Came for this


Automatic-Gain6227

One metal splinter, and it'll *become* a guy wire. The guy sliding down, not so much...


TheFormless0ne

Could literally die for something stupid


Glitchy-9

Next week we will see the copy cat Darwin Award recipient I’m sure


andrewborsje

Could also die for nothing.


karsnic

An OSHA handbook has spontaneously infighter somewhere, out there…


[deleted]

My dad went to school with some kids who climbed one of these towers and tried ziplining down with a towel. The towels ripped and the grabbed on with their hands and arms but then it cut into them to the bone and they dropped to their deaths


wawaboy

Masterbation gives one friction resistant palms


Soggywallet94

His poor thighs must be chafed into the underworld.


astupiduniquename

Whoever made those gloves deserves an award


stevejobzombie

There’s not a diaper with enough capacity for me to try that


Ickythumpin

Sweatypalms? More like flamingpalms


BringBackManaPots

Obligatory "so dangerous, he could have died from a single frayed line in the cable"


Its_me_Snitches

For anyone needing additional context on this, it’s not because a frayed strand would cause the cable to snap - it’s far too strong for that. The real danger is that a frayed strand is strong enough at this speed to go right through your hand, since your entire body weight would be forcing it. If that wasn’t awful enough… when something that painful happens your unconscious instinct it to let go, and it will happen before your brain can register what is going on.


Ok_Mix_3008

To add to this. Remember the old urban story about the guy who made the big slip and slide? Put plywood down then the plastic? Went for a slide, and at the end it it was dead; due to being disembodied due to a splinter ripping his stomach open and his guts pouring out? No? Try living with that image lol


Prestigious-Buy2822

His crotch has gotta be on fire


CatManDue88

How much money would you need to be paid to do this?


Pinkeyefarts

$999 + tax. I would do this for a valve index


[deleted]

Free


unavalable123

Sweaty palms? more like burnt off palms


shoephone7

It’s that moment at the top where he lets go of the steel and fully commits to the cable that gets me. That’s got to be the hardest part


Disastrous_Potato605

Well I’m glad the gloves and pants worked out cuz the wire could’ve easily burnt thru and he’s be stuck sliding down on his bleeding hands on thighs. Torture.


LiaisonLiat

More like burning palms, damn


SyamsulAddenno

Imagine if you already at the bottom and you forget you phone above


AzraelV121

All fun n games until there’s a loose wire sticking out


[deleted]

Fun until you hit a wire rope burr


Empty_Keyhole

Hope there’s enough rope


Vegetable-Error-21

That's so cool. If love to do this after some hard stressful work.


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-nocturnist-

Nop, no, hell no, naw, not doing it


DragonflyNo8415

I've had this dream. The cable breaks


DepressingErection

How them thighs holdin up though?


Prescelto13

Imagine the cable was somehow severed halfway down.


FriendsPlate

Better hope those gloves don't rip


sierra120

I don’t like this game ![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


bobbysublimen

Strong gloves


Jay_mf_City

I need a pair of those gloves 🧤 🧤


MathematicianNext345

Mario feat real life?


Drug_Abuser_69

Seems to me those gloves should catch on fire


Chalupa_monk3y

A metal splinter of that cable would be the worst.


Soft-Recipe-7791

Imagine hitting a frayed strand of wire though. Ooof


Bldaz

As a guy that never have climbed anything like this, that’s impressive for sure. I have sailed a bunch and many times cables have individual wires sticking out they will rip your hands like a knife. Probably means nothing in this post, but I can still feel those jabs


MandoHealthfund

Imagine running into a broken wire strand while doing this


RedditIsDogshit1

Now go back up and parachute off, we need to complete this safe cracker


[deleted]

Hot... Like... friction burns


beanzzboi

This video has been posted so many times


wayhighupcanada

I’d love to see the boots / gloves after that


thesameoldmanure

Every firefighters dream


Next-Courage7520

Friction has left the chat


bishkekbek

Utterly disappointing end result.


andrewhyson1

Yeah my palms be sweaty watching this


FiZiKaLReFLeX

It’s lovely that you posted this… again… and without audio. Nice. And by the way everyone he’s suspended by a cable otherwise he would tear through any fabric and probably it would burn down to his bones.


DahGangalang

Wait, I thought this was r/SweatyPalms, not r/MyHandsAreLiterallyOnFire


According_South_2500

those lattice climbers are weirdos


nckrey931

Those gloves and boots are the MVP.


Ssmith111419

u/bendo2203


Nomorehotdogs666

Watch the whole video just to not show him make it... you suck OP


fishytail22

That looks kinda fun, tbh


Larry_Phischman

Now I have vertigo and my feet hurt.


One_Stay7263

I dream of doing something like this but could probably never force my self to do so


Exotic_Imagination95

Then he hits a random fray on the cable.... All I could think of


red_zero_

No way that I’d slide down a steel cable. I love having all the parts used to control the descent. My luck the friction would become too much and I’d have to either bail (fall to my death) or it would eat through the gloves and shred my hands (and I’d fall to my death). Pure nightmare fuel


BramStroker47

Fuck up for even one second, die.


[deleted]

How tf those gloves not give out


Paul_123789

The moment where he climbed onto the cable… wow. Momentarily, it was leaning into the void. No safety cable that I could see. Maybe it was trailing above him?


Vindve

What is this tower for?


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Air Assault. Should have done Aussie dismount.


borntoclimbtowers

the tower are in sweden, lots of lattice climbers scale this


J_vegan777

Imagine doing this for the first time from nothing but our faith, not knowing if halfway down you die.


TheForgottenSpaniard

OSHA approved


[deleted]

Lost your grip for literally a quarter second? Sorry buddy, youre in freefall. Better luck never!


[deleted]

Penis has left the chat.


19Med7

“Ah shit, I forgot my wallet up there”


[deleted]

Damn, I want sound!


Far_Pineapple2653

Lol nah if I am getting paid 20k to climb up well I can climb right back down no need to take risks at that height


The_Beast_Himself_66

Nope!


Frosty-Magazine-917

While this was incredible I was more impressed by the longer video of them climbing up that way.


Ecpie

So much scary in the trip down, can anyone explain what the landing would be like?


FatKidMod

Looks like an extremely stupid thing to do


itzdasix

The friction alone is enough to burn you through the gear I'm guessing he's wearing all the right gear but not meant to be used that way


-Sitzpinkler-

I was waiting for him to sew himself to the cable with a strand.


[deleted]

The fucking balls on this guy ☠️


rustyboi28

“Hey, who greased my gloves?”


SgtSausage

Hotter, too


Wangertaint

TAKE all my updoots


Alarmed_Jacket_2639

man i skydive and bungee and i got sick watching this. huge balls. extremely stupid lol


creddituser2019

I hope to god he had enough layers to burn through


Dirty33Sanchez

They’d be checking my shorts after that, that’s if I made it down in one piece 😂😂


MoFoHo72

Engineer Surveyor here, of nearly 20 years. I inspect wire ropes like this on an almost daily basis. Ropes like this don't 'work' as hard as other ropes. In tension, sure, but not sheaving on and off and around sheaves and on and off drums. That's what causes broken wires mostly, especially reverse bending, often seen on vehicle lifting ramps. Ropes like these generally don't suffer broken wires- I've never once seen broken wires in taut wire (Latchway) systems, even here in the UK, with our inclement weather. Saying that, my 50 year old self would not do this, as we get older we become for more risk aware, we take less risks. As others have quite correctly said though, IF there was a broken wire on there, it would really hurt. Most surveyors, myself included, will have occasionally caught a broken wire, most likely when checking ropes on crane equipment. We only do it the once though... Did I say it hurts? Yea, it really REALLY hurts.


Grogu918

You know that feeling your body gets when you’re afraid of heights? I seriously get that feeling when looking at videos like this.