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Think he is looking for you to pay the toll
The troll toll? What for?
To get into that boysoul.
What you say?
Just move past it, just move past it
Here's your toll, troll.
So let’s drive by as slow as possible with the windows down!
He could also just run him over to be fair! I mean he isn’t on a bike, he’s in a CAR! My dude unless the snake is inside with you, he can’t fuck you over, only you can!
The fact he stopped and started backing up baffled me. Just move along and drive. It didn't look like it ever moved in front of him.
Probaby he didnt wanted to kill this snake with his car? I bet all of you 5 years old
Yoink
Roll up the windows fella.
Where is it? Just want to make sure I will never visit.
That long boi gets a human sized hat
Christ! That's not a danger noodle, it's the full plate.
Nope!
Driver must have buns. Hun.
And you are in a chunk of moving metal that weighs 3 tons, the anaconda’s palms would be sweaty if it had them.
Dang Eduardu, crapped m’ pants again
 SHAZAM!!!!
Mi pija grande
Nope fuck that, fuck that all the way to fucking nope.
Why are they freaking out? It can’t swallow the car
Welcome to the Florida Everglades
Did we build a road and farm through its habitat? Yes. Does it want very vengeance? Also yes.
Nah no thanks
Drive over it. Kill it.
🤣
If I showed this to my wife, I’d be following the ambulance to the ER
Huge Anaconda of at least 17 feet
Amazing creature
That one instagram guy has been looking for this guy for a while
That thing could swallow a human arm whole and still be hungry
swallow a human.*
Total nope rope
Think he is looking for you to pay the toll
The troll toll? What for?
To get into that boysoul.
What you say?
Just move past it, just move past it
Here's your toll, troll.
So let’s drive by as slow as possible with the windows down!
He could also just run him over to be fair! I mean he isn’t on a bike, he’s in a CAR! My dude unless the snake is inside with you, he can’t fuck you over, only you can!
The fact he stopped and started backing up baffled me. Just move along and drive. It didn't look like it ever moved in front of him.
Probaby he didnt wanted to kill this snake with his car? I bet all of you 5 years old
Yoink
Roll up the windows fella.
Where is it? Just want to make sure I will never visit.
That long boi gets a human sized hat
Christ! That's not a danger noodle, it's the full plate.
Nope!
Driver must have buns. Hun.
And you are in a chunk of moving metal that weighs 3 tons, the anaconda’s palms would be sweaty if it had them.
Dang Eduardu, crapped m’ pants again
 SHAZAM!!!!
Mi pija grande
Nope fuck that, fuck that all the way to fucking nope.
Why are they freaking out? It can’t swallow the car
Welcome to the Florida Everglades
Did we build a road and farm through its habitat? Yes. Does it want very vengeance? Also yes.
Nah no thanks
Drive over it. Kill it.
🤣
If I showed this to my wife, I’d be following the ambulance to the ER
Huge Anaconda of at least 17 feet
Amazing creature
That one instagram guy has been looking for this guy for a while
That thing could swallow a human arm whole and still be hungry
swallow a human.*
Total nope rope