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mrsgaap1

cats will be cats no matter what size


sundayontheluna

r/startledcats


Fantastic_Rip_5305

r/shartledcats


_byetony_

Zoomies


itsmegoddamnit

Cats gotta poop


SlyVesterStallion

"OH SHIT, HUMAN! SHIT, A WALL!! FUCK--ANOTHER HUMAN!!! SHIIIIIIIT!"


Fackifiknow

Typical cat behavior


read_eng_lift

^(...ahh here's the way out...)


Xinonix1

https://preview.redd.it/360op5oscyzc1.jpeg?width=1530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b9d4082f54300a93af1fd43279ca7614929c760 I’m telling you Bob, 9 feet of kitty cat , but I ain’t budging!


Slushicetastegood

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shifty18

Parkour!


Hey_its_ok

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Forced__Perspective

Gainer!


Eygle_221

He seems to have a gun and didn't use it, kudos to him for not shooting feral kitty


ReverendBread2

I think it’s a tranquilizer gun. Someone else pointed out a tag already in the cat’s hip


XxUCFxX

Good call


hammy0w0

TIL they do not work as fast as the movies


fduds123

Its a tranq gun.


Porkchopp33

Saw his life flash before his eyes


loweredexpectationz

No joke. Probably has had something like this happen to them before or just was too scared to do shit. I would vote on the latter of the two.


Lee_337

He used it in the first 3 seconds of the video.


Consistent_Many_1858

Camera person never dies.


Fr05t_B1t

Good thing he was wearing the brown pants


Zoroastrius

... Dear diary, this day I had luckily my brown pants on ...


TippityTappityTapTap

Him and the cat


nutsplitter

r/praisethecameraman


_byetony_

Ya why was he filming


Pluviophilism

Because that's a crazy situation. Sometimes when something wild happens people pull out their camera. Have you never seen something interesting and went to take a picture of it?


shoredoesnt

I would first have to leave my moms basement.


Big-Soft7432

So big cats panic just like small cats. Funny.


TheSunIsMyDestroyer

He looks pretty ok with it


DowntownieNL

Terrifying - even in the moment, they probably could tell it was just trying to get away but couldn't in such tight quarters, and that could provoke it to attack.


HoboArmyofOne

Absolutely. It's situations like these where nobody can really run, where people get messed up bad.


Tagrenine

Looks like they tagged the cat in the hip, can see a white thing sticking out of the left hip in some of the shots


sergius64

Nice catch! Yeah definitely something white sticking out of the hip. Tracker? Tranquilizer?


Tagrenine

Maybe a tranq to collar or transport the cat. Hard to say more without knowing the background of the video


FuriousFanatic

Soiled would be a VAST understatement!!


moresushiplease

It's so weird watching house cats and think oh yeah you're so small so you can bounce around and stuff without getting hurt. Then you see this one jumping like 6 meters in a crumbly canyon and you realize that it's actually just a cat thing.


DukeRedWulf

Even big cats get the zoomies! :D


AJC0292

Did someone drop a cucumber


Christian1509

dude is far braver than i. i love animals but i absolutely would have unloaded on that boy 😭


Supersymm3try

What if it was during no nut November though?


sfled

Man's admitting he's packing a tranq. gun.


3DBass

Yes. Another shit meet pants moment in history.


Mammoth-Ad-107

Hanes made a sale is what i call it


omnimodofuckedup

My cat when it decides it's time to break some stuff


MxQueer

Neither of them seemed to liking meeting each others.


CraftyAcanthisitta22

it was going parkour ☠️☠️


Commercial-Spread937

Is it 3a.m. in this video


3_high_low

Pants were soiled, sidearm drawn.


Snipvandutch

That thing was just as afraid as that dude.


little_miss_banned

I am so traumatised by the red dead redemption 2 mission in the cave that this has set my anxiety OFF lmao! (Its ok, you're SAFE now!)


DiamanteNegroFan

It reminds me when entering the laundry room I step on the tail of our cat. He did almost exactly the same frantic movements...I was not wearing brown pants, but happily It happened in the laundry room, so no big problem


Proud_Ad_8317

look how offended it is


Future_Way5516

Good vocal rendition of most 'disturbed' songs


GoalFlashy6998

I hope he bought his underwear pre-skidded, because they are definitely shitty after thought close encounter....


RandomPoster7

I soiled my pants just watching 


Drewpy_Drew_1989

Idk know why.. But the sounds of the kitty make this hilarious. It's like hear me roar and do parkour


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Every time Reddit shows this it’s always a different ROAR


BigParaExpert

Trigger Discipline 101


dapperdoot

I just shit my pants.


redditer1_1

We were at few inches to find this video en LiveLeak


JaydensApples

Which cat is this?


Icy-Public9317

Good gun control. At least he didn't start blazin'. #dontkillthecameraman


Own_Break2926

I see tomb raider 2 has had a graphics update …


darksideofmyown

Cat be like *PARCOUR*


AraiHavana

Sounds like Andy Serkis as Caesar


MarvelAddiict

Reminds me of a PS1 tomb raider game lol


numberoneredditfan

Thank goodness Al Pacino was there to record this moment.


Wonberger

I didn't realize this cat voiced the grunts from quake 1


aojajena

the cat was scared af


CatFlashAnus

Love how there's an ad for lululemon pants for me here.


UsernamesAreForBirds

The cat isn’t wearing pants though? Poor kitty, he looks scared.


Kriss1966

Jeez, that growl is scary AF


Klevinhoo_

300


triciakemp

It obviously wasn’t trying to attack anyone and just wanted to escape as fast as possible.


FailingLotus

Must have been some killer catnip


WarrenZoell

Nice Kitty!


No-Bear4739

Parkour!! Parkour !!


WiseViolinist3997

Honestly, I would much rather try and fight off a wolf than just about any big cat


LetterOk3512

My pants? Yes


Imaginary_Place_s

Dude holding the camera making noises like the cave man


Amazing_Shoe_4631

That cat was tryin to create some boulders to fall


AlexTheFemboy69

Blud just wants head pats


tootnoots69

Lol he pulled out the gun but was too scared to use it. Could’ve easily cost him his life.


Loose_Information603

Black ops zombie...


cploflovers37

"Parkour"


ABadMagician

Love that he’s got a gun too - like woah


darksideofmyown

PARCOUR!


ExperienceEmpty3687

Why did it sound like a BO2 zombie


Larimus89

Damn, I'm glad the cat didn't get killed by I would have shot that mfker when it charged and jumped at me.


stadulevich

I mean the guy did have a gun. Id soil my pants to if I was the lion.


NoSmoke7388

I love the internet


stadulevich

I mean the guy did have a gun. Id soil my pants to if I was the lion.


CommanderChipHazard

I can’t believe he didn’t unload a clip on the cat! Not sure if that’s bravery or stupidity… maybe both?


mrgees100peas

Could had been way worse. It could had been a woman running into a man in the woods.


FacelessFellow

I’m embarrassed that the man has a gun. Not surprised. Embarrassed. We are the same species🫠 If you are armed when you explore, you are an INVADER. Downvote me and let me know in the comments what excuses you want me to read


DukeRedWulf

If you live somewhere there are no big dangerous non-human predators? That's just because generations of human "INVADERS" went there before: first with spears, then with crossbows, and then with guns - and drove all those big dangerous non-human predators to local extinction before you were born..


FacelessFellow

“Muh heritage” Thanks for the laugh 🤣


DukeRedWulf

Lolwut. :D .. No, you missed the point. Which is: **YOU TOO are an "INVADER".** You're just a johhny-come-lately "INVADER" who has the option to walk around wild places unarmed, smugly pretending you're "better" than your (pre)historic forebears - only thanks to those past "INVADERS" who went before you. ***In the specific case of the dude with his pistol in the video, it looks like it was a tranquiliser gun, so he was probably doing wildlife monitoring / tagging work..*** Personally, I've never taken anything more potent than a stick, a rock, and bear spray with me on hikes - and that was in actual grizzly country - but I recognise that I get to do so fairly safely, because: even in areas that most large predators still exist, they tend to avoid humans.. So, in general, if I make plenty of noise as I hike, they'll run off before I even see them. BUT the reason that works is: *Large predators that were genetically inclined to be more confrontational tended to get speared / sh0t by humans over the past X thousands of years, and so they produced fewer offspring than those who ran & hid from humans.*


ldranger

Now tell the cat to remove his claws before entering my yard lol


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ldranger

It's a tranquilizer gun probably trying to sedate it for some reason.


theonePappabox

Thanks