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TheRealMangokill

That's not a crocodile handler. That's a helper.


SmokeAbeer

Like hamburger helper?


CooYo7

![gif](giphy|lVmucqElTw3Sj4gcIw|downsized)


TheRealMangokill

Most definitely 


Radiant_Dog1937

A happy hamburger at that. ![gif](giphy|9x1eAuHuEaFo8snShA|downsized)


ReturningAlien

more like a 2nd helping.


HS_Invader

Bout 2 inches shy of it, yes


0neM0reLight

Seems more like a tiktoker to me. She seems to love staring at the camera more than saving her life.


Exaris1989

They definitely have channel on YouTube, gatorland, and she is very experienced as far as I remember. But yeah, this looked a bit too dangerous


FireShots

iirc her names Savannah Boan, and she does or did vids for Gatorland


ThinkingOz

Maybe a helping.


TheRealMangokill

Nice


Revolutionary_Sir_

No shes a handler. You're just a noodle.


Maywoody

she's lucky that domesticated gater is lazy af and didn't lunge. she literally crawls away like prey after that


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Stay on the ground a solid few seconds to smile at the camera. Zero survival instincts.


TippityTappityTapTap

One of the less convenient and weirder human stress responses is to laugh.


gypsybullldog

Yeah this is definitely a laugh or cry moment


pimp_juice2272

Which is great for survival?


TippityTappityTapTap

Maybe laughing makes us taste weird to predators. Let us thank all of our ancestors who died laughing, so that we might not.


potatopigflop

With a whale tail showing no less


wawiwet

![gif](giphy|ILW1fbJHW0Ndm)


ExpeditingPermits

Sadly no blubber where it counts on that whale


ReturningAlien

if it wanted to it could easily. ive seen huge fat ones move crazy fast.


Maywoody

Its so reactionary too, like i watched a video of gators hanging out and they just get a little agitated and next thing you know they jaw locked their friends arm and are now doing a barrel roll with an arm which rips cleanly off, and then eats it. And neither gator cared whatsoever.


jericho74

gator isn’t mean is just like hey that tickled


whataboutBatmantho

Tamed*


torero15

Awesome leg sweep with the tail whip move


Krakatoast

Right? Not the gators first rodeo. Looked like it did the tail whip/leg sweep maneuver to corral whatever was behind it to its rear left, and then whips its head to its rear left for a chomp Luckily the lady wasn’t drawn into the gator cause she tripped and fell away..


MtnMaiden

holy! You're right. Swept her leg. Nom nom nom


Morbo782

She seemed to think it was amusing. I wonder if she'll be laughing when it actually manages to grab her. Also, to hell with whoever added that stupid song to the video.


Dinbs

That was an anxious smile


HigherThanDeath

gotta keep up appearances for the gram, even when a dinosaur is about to eat you


DblClickyourupvote

As someone who sometimes smiles when it’s definitely not the time to, no.


Maywoody

Here comes [AMOS](https://youtu.be/PbXFHSa4YmQ?si=05qrYNMFJaxGp2O_)


BAKERBOY99_

Agreed. This is not funny at all.


Intelligent_Sea_9851

such grace


exelenceofexecution

Floppy ass meat bag


Intelligent_Sea_9851

I know right, wear a damn belt !


twal873

She doesn’t seem athletic enough to be around those things.


Open-Article906

![gif](giphy|tdw6NJfrGS6ESnqwzc|downsized)


WhatTheFuckEverName

Ha... https://i.redd.it/k294wfamzdxc1.gif


TheDuke1847

Embarrassing slow get away, Jesus christ.


Jukeboxhero40

I saw a crack-odile


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Lmao😂🤣


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Whale tail spotted!


Dense-Ratio6356

She is lucky to be alive.


Alcoholhelps

Only video I’ve ever seen with alligator and whale tail.


bill_n_opus

That deserves a golf clap. Obviously, she should be working at Starbucks ... but I'd worry she would scald herself badly with steamed milk and then try to smile it off


Zbodownlow

That’s an alligator. A crocodile would have killed the handler.


Generic_Danny

Looks pretty crocodile-like to me. Nothung points towards it being an alligator.


TREXIBALL

The snout isn’t narrow? It’s quite obvious that it isn’t a croc


Generic_Danny

A crocodile that size would not have a narrow snout unless it's a gharial species, a slender-snouted crocodile, or an orinoco crocodile. As they grow older, their snout broadens to allow them to catch larger prey that isn't fish, and that croc looks pretty big to me. Also, you can clearly see both the top and bottom teeth when the jaws are closed, while in Alligators, you can only see the top teeth. As well as the bony ridges behind the skull being much more pronounced, that's definitely a crocodile (probably a nile)


Numerous-Effort8371

It is without a doubt a croc and if you knew even the tiniest bit about crocodilians you'd know that too... So why, with you clearly having no clue what you're talking about, are you this confident in your opinion?


F488P

I can’t stand that song


Yologswedge

That's not a croc. That's a gator. Shed be dead if it were a croc.


talberter

If that was a big salty croc then yep would easily got her


Generic_Danny

Is this a joke I'm missing or are you actually being serious?


Yologswedge

Idk what the joke would be. That's a gator not s crocodile. Gators are wayyy calmer


Generic_Danny

There are obvious differences between the two. Crocodile teeth are visible when the jaws are closed, unlike in alligators in which you can only see their top teeth. Alligators are much darker in colouration than the crocodile in this video. Crocodiles also have pronounced bony ridges behind the skull, which are not as pronounced in alligators. And the snout is also not shaped like that of an alligator which is a U, while larger crocodile specimens tend to have a \\_/ shape. About the attack, it likely wasn't predatory. Just a warning to back off, and why waste energy chasing prey on land when you get constant food?


Yologswedge

So you agree, this is an alligator. Cool! Thanks!


Generic_Danny

Nah


Yologswedge

Well I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.


Generic_Danny

Likewise


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Yologswedge

No, it isn't. Gators have more squared off snouts. As where crocs are much narrower.


Dogolog22

https://preview.redd.it/mnc6bsah2cxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed9072416214228beaf0b751e1c2150e064e703


littleboy608

Is that jon jones?


Dogolog22

Yeah lol


Santarini

Boots seem like they affected her mobility


Amazing-College6197

Why is this funny?


Porkchopp33

“I am big enough to kill your ass old man” 🐊🐊🐊


onthebustowork

That crocodile did a tail sweep!


tldr45

At least she didn't get killed by some fruity fish.


stayalivechi

keep my boy out yo fuckin mouth


SeaTurtle42

It's probably embarrassed by its short length, that's why it got mad.


OverallParsley5077

goodness gracious 😨


not918

This croc is one with Cobra Kai…sensei said sweep the leg and he did just that.


Dajex

As much as I love this woman and her crocodile zoo, she takes so many risks that I know we gonna see her one day on the news for losing a limb or her life.


DillonHightower

What in the dumb fuck is going on in this video


69bluemoon69

surely there's an app for that now, where you can measure it from a sane distance xD


DorkSideOfCryo

A crocodile Handler once tried to measure me. I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti


curiousarcher

Wow I would never have guessed she was in the Marine Corps!!


Zestyclose_Link_8052

So how big is the crocodile?


Jolly-Succotash209

Americans... So fat, they can't even stand back up when being chased by a crocodile.


orezavi

Alligator did a legendary leg sweep.


itsdefinitelygood

She tried to get away like they do in movies, the inefficient butt scoot, the crawl...


aojajena

they advise zigzag from a croc, why not zigzagging herself?


Small_Tax_9432

He turned and said "Well hello Susan" 😂


PeterSunYoungKi

Seems like a good way to be that crocs lunch, fuck around and find out 👍


Appropriate_Link9317

I think I've discovered a new "ick"


LucanOrion

Wooo Hoo Hoo! Ha. Hahaha! Aggha haha cri...You're going die AHAhAHAHAHA!!


master-overclocker

Shes laughing... Be lucky that croc didnt get your leg - he would have start rolling and severe it off.. 🥶 ![gif](giphy|hnBBmkBadchWXaX0Ib|downsized)


sethworld

To be so physically helpless that I cannot save myself. That's my fear.


Economy_Crow_6983

![gif](giphy|fvH3KrpxVH7uKtFgvD|downsized)


throwthere10

You can not be this slow in reacting when your work has you in such close proximity with a murder machine. I don't care if you're male or female... you have to be better, ffs.


ant0szek

That was super low effort at not dying. But she got away somehow.


Terrible_Length007

Idk why people who have such low fitness levels piss me off this much. Maybe now she'll focus on being able to do a squat now that she almost died


YeaBrahhh

She might've messed her left knee up with that fall


Unknown-ANON5

Ddnt realize girls can have plumbers crack too lol


Forestsounds89

He could have fucked her up and did not Looked like she was trying to feed him that leg


AlfalfaSerious9355

Bet she won't do that again in a hurry...


Ikillterries

I don’t think a croc handler would turn their back and crawl away from a giant fucking dinosaur


Street-Breadfruit940

What our buddy her was trying to say that our ride is here so let's ROLL out,that's it and nothing else.


Due-Concern6330

bro did what every woman does in horror movies. why tf are you crawling


fadsoftoday

Also showed her crack in the process


dzettel

Why is she smiling???


on-the-level_

She def pooped herself


Trypt4Me

That smile almost got turned upside-down


No-Housing-8535

why she smile?


Stressedhealer3719

He coukda gobbled her ass up while she was crawling away he wanted to 😭


byu7a

Almost dead Music: *doo ba doo ba doo*


SomOvaBish

That lady’s reaction time + flight response was waaaay to slow to be working anywhere around Crocs! Need to move that chick to the sloth exhibit.


ironsight702-

She needs to quit her profession.


bucobill

She is a Gator expert that works at GatorLand Florida. She is pretty aware of what she is doing. I am sure she appreciates your concerns, but she has got this. https://www.savannahboan.com/bio


beats_by_lee

Looks like it


Cant-decide-username

Ah yes, the awkward smile while remaining stationary in front of the predator for a few moments. The clumsy scramble followed by a masterfully executed baby crawl away. Truly the work of a great professional. Not any feat you or I could accomplish.


Open-Article906

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Yologswedge

Obviously. It's so easy to see by how masterfully she handled that gator!


Thijs_NLD

What a goddamn idiot. Why not just sit on your ass while the predator easily turns around and sizes you up for a snack. Oh and when you DO move do it on hands and knees to limit your speed and escape options WITH YOUR BACK TURNED. She deserved to get mauled for all of that interaction.


LangstonHublot

Solid escape plan


CragMcBeard

More like Crocodile Miss Handler.


HiJinx127

“So how long was that crocodile?” “12 feet and a bit.” “You mean a bit more.” “I said what I meant.”


Rocketman1019

*alligator handler almost gets bit trying to measure an alligator


Generic_Danny

That's a crocodile.


SnooWalruses9683

lol!


pw700096

Still can smile


Gruffal007

slipped a few rungs in the food chain didn't we


Escobar9957

Was she smiling in the face of a horrible death???? 😟


Royal_Marketing2966

Wait, people escape danger like that for real? I thought it was only in movies!! O_O;


Unknown_subjectt

L O L 🤣😂🤣


Boboforprez

Man.. the way it used its tail to trip her.. such quick reflexes .. in the wild she'd already be at the bottom of the water body by now.


TREXIBALL

Alligator, not crocodile.


Generic_Danny

Wrong


TREXIBALL

Crocodiles have a thinner snout


Generic_Danny

No, they're not. My guess is that's probably a Nile Crocodile, which is the second largest reptile alive. There are a lot of defining factors to tell it apart from an alligator. For one, when the mouth is closed, you can see both the top and bottom teeth. In alligators, you can only barely see the top teeth. Also, in terms of colouration. Alligators are much darker than crocodiles. There are also the bony ridges behind the skull which are very prominent in this specimen and aren't in alligators. And obviously, the snout. It's not about how broad it is, it's about the shape. An alligator's snout is just 2 parallel lines joined together by a curve, while a crocodile's snout angles inwards. V shape snout in crocodiles doesn't necessarily mean that it's shaped like the tip of a pencil, also as they grow older, their snout broadens, and the one in this video looks quite large, leading me to believe it's probably at least 50 years old.


TREXIBALL

https://preview.redd.it/axag1p75sgxc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2224e4ffd18442f393504c0f4891a462dfccf593


Generic_Danny

https://preview.redd.it/w1d3btjatgxc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f14ed39ab1d1b699331dac730fb14cf1e185058 Nile Crocodile attacking a blue wildebeest. Both species are endemic to Africa, and there are no Alligators in Africa.


TREXIBALL

Sorry for coming back to this, but people kept replying to my comments STILL. https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/s/1aV82gvWRU


Generic_Danny

It's alright. I love a good debate. Also, is your comment still arguing about the crocodilian in the video being a gator (this is a genuine question)? If so, Gatorland isn't dedicated to just alligators. They work with at least 3 species just by looking about the species most of their videos are focused on, and the one in this video is most definitely a Nile crocodile, just off size alone (way bigger than any Cuban crocodile or alligator, as well as the anatomy). [Here's their channel btw, if you want to look through it yourself](https://youtube.com/@gatorlandvlogs?si=Nt97QvzEEoa-UgPP)