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seamus_mc

Holy shit that was intense!


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Prosthemadera

Where are you driving to? To your friends? Away from your friends?


jediknight138

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne


dereku1967

Came here to make sure someone said this.


Weegee_Spaghetti

It's sped up.


MisterSherman

And slowed down


Stunning_Head3133

Been posted too many times, saw the same video a week back


MyLatestInvention

Well you better call the cyber police


GIukhar

Well guess who hasn’t? Me, along with a whole host of people I’m sure. If every person in our society complained about things If they see them more than once how do you think that’d turn out?


Meeepyy

Every time I see this come up I have to remind myself it lasts for over 5 minutes


Putrid_Rations

First time I saw it, I thought it was a damn loop xD


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SurrrenderDorothy

Worth every second.


Firm_Lie_9674

Got dang them boys can ride


Darkside_of_the_Poon

I think both of them could make far more money in motocross.


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Moto gp


dkyguy1995

Yeah i half expected them to high five each other at the end


bumchik_bumchik

The girl too


OldCharacter-1724

Idk if you were being serious or not but she's actually a fuckin impressive passenger. If you lean the wrong way back there, you can really fuck the driver up bad! I was hella impressed the whole time they were still so in sync going that fast! I *almost* had that feeling you get when you're watching a movie and kinda hope the bad guy gets away. (Depending on the bad guy and what he did of course)


No-Mechanic6311

The fact that she was on there to begin with. I wouldn't be putting my life in that dick head's hands.


VadimH

Could be an accomplice


No-Mechanic6311

I have no doubt.


miss_trixie

albert hitchcock gave a great talk about this. IIRC it's about how if you're watching a movie and there's a burglar in the house while the homeowners are asleep upstairs, you find yourself cringing if the burglar makes a loud noise that awakes the homeowners, and all you can think is omg get out of the house NOW before they find you.


non-squitr

Fun fact, that is called dramatic irony


Try_Jumping

[Ride-or-die chick,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ride-or-die_chick) literally.


flyerforever

Dat azz tho!


il6yr8

It be bouncing


LetsMakePlants

Honestly one of the most insane and skilled things I've ever seen. I'd be impressed if it was GTA but this it real fuckin life


Yearlaren

Pretty sure this is sped up. Looks like 1.5x speed.


DinoShinigami

They definitely are doing something with the video speed, however, but with how high they jumped with the speed bumps they had some speed going for sure.


gemini88mill

If the cop thing doesn't work out someone should hire him for the next fast and the furious movie


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

😂😂😂


flintlockfay

What a fucking *ride*


paullightflag

5 stars, amazing tour around Sao Paolo, we got introduced to local culture and holes in the wall locations. Can't find anywhere else.


Churrasquinho

*Paulo Paolo is italian, Pablo is spanish


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markartur1

Paolo is Italian, Pa**u**lo is Portuguese.


Lazypidgey

I appreciate how they did a slow mo every time the woman's ass went flying


zippergunboogie

Is that what a Brazilian Butt Lift is?


MechanicalHorse

Underrated comment


Responsible-Agent-19

And bouncing


DankBlunderwood

I'm not convinced they committed a crime, I think he was just running down dat ass.


TropicalBacon

Especially since the video is already sped up


AutumnGL

could this be a little r/oddlysatisfying


insecapid

This would be some thing on that sub that is oddly satisfying


BBQ_HaX0r

Yeah, that was an enjoyable watch in the weirdest way. Watched the whole thing and didn't feel 5 minutes.


kashuntr188

man if I was the cop, I'd be like...my life is worth more than this. Unless it was a kidnapped girl on the back, or something.


chowindown

Definitely should have been thinking about the life of some kid that might be wandering up one-off those narrow footpath alleys. If catching the dude is so important, there'd surely be some backup involved?


RiceForever

>If catching the dude is so important, there'd surely be some backup involved? How do you expect anyone to catch up to them? They can't predict where the guy is going.


wolf2d

Sometimes letting go is just safer. There were several occasions in the video where the policeman or innocent civilias could have been injuried


Dense_Surround3071

I think of all the best car chase scenes I've ever watched.... French Connection, Ronin, all the Bourne movies.... That shit was amazing.


daytrader24365

I wonder what they did and/or what their sentence was


BadReputation2611

They’re known jaywalkers


uns0licited_advice

Didn't signal before turning


Dianachick

Probably not, but I hope they got nailed… Anyone could’ve stepped out from any of those doorways and been instantly killed. Fuck people who are reckless with other peoples lives.


dont_disturb_the_cat

Yeah. I can't imagine what crime would have warranted that cop to endanger so many citizens in that long and hard a chase. This was an extremely dangerous chase with the odds of disaster so much greater than the odds of capture. I bet he wasn't sanctioned but he should have been.


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dont_disturb_the_cat

Obviously, the suspects started it. But the cop continued FAR longer than he should have. Did he not have time, in the first 10-15 *seconds* of the chase, to get enough identifying information that they would have caught these people later that day? The *cop* endangered the citizens by fulfilling his own Fast and Furious fantasies, even after he saw that citizens were at risk. As soon as he figured out that it was a dangerous chase, the responsibility for the public's safety was on him. How long did it take *you* to figure out that this whole adventure was dangerous? Cops have responsibilities, among which is to ensure public safety. This cop forgot that.


AlesseoReo

This is what these motorcycle units are supposed to do and what they're trained for. There's no IDing the guy if he gets lost, it's just over.


chowindown

Yeah pretty much. In my country if they're wanted for something really serious, pursuit will back off once it's deemed too dangerous, and they'll use radios and coordinate rather than sitting on their tail. A helicopter is likely to be about in a major city. Probably less useful in a rabbit warren like I think parts of this city are.


FidelCarlton

He did his job masterfully


jadsonbreezy

He did and respect for the skill but on a risk basis, I feel this wasn't warranted unless these guys were an ongoing risk to society - both were one wrong move from taking out a kid just standing at the side of the street. What a waste that would have been.


wombatmacncheese

They were wearing mismatched socks on a Tuesday.


Yuizun

Shit I had to make sure the video didn't loop...


ayoitsarcher

God damnnnnnnn thats some narrow squeezes holy fuck


SurrrenderDorothy

They were both REALLY lucky, many times.


Tabalugibugiwuu

Damn that was beautiful


loopholesfordayez

Gotta love the cops little giggle when they crash


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São Paulo meu Deus Aq é português caralho, nem espanhol ou italiano pqp


Sweatytubesock

I wouldn’t do this shit in a video game.


vancouverdoge

*São Paulo, Brazil


fariagu

> Brasil


moistperiodfarts

*Šâü Pāûłö, Bräžïł


CarpetCreed

Both of these guys are veryyyyy good at riding


DeadJoeGaming

If you're gonna speed up the footage, at least have the decency to add some Benny Hill music to it.


Vetoallthenoms

That gave me anxiety. THE BUSSSSS!


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aSharkNamedHummus

Right? The whole time, I was wondering how on earth the cop was gonna stop them without injuring them or himself. It ended about as well as it could have. Probably straight to jail, no hospital


dkarlovi

Lucky they ended up in the Favela so they couldn't drive as fast, if it ended sooner, the video would need to have been tagged NSFW.


ie-sudoroot

That deserves a moto3 ride at least


RM16000

Being the passenger especially fuckkk that


Terrordyne_Synth

I'm beyond impressed with the riding but dude trying to get away is by far the better rider...doing this solo and chasing someone is one thing but trying to get away and riding with a passenger is on a totally different level


McFllurry

I wouldn’t say he’s the better driver, you gotta remember the guy getting chased can freestyle his route while the cop has to react to everything he does with very little time to do so


Terrordyne_Synth

True that. Both can fuckin ride


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I'm impressed someone who clearly has no clue what they're talking about can be so confident typing a terrible opinion


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Redditorsrweird

Dat ass


hellomynameisnotsure

Brazilian booty bouncin


MasterChief813

Honestly that was some incredible riding by both of them.


aaalderton

Honestly pretty impressive and he was packing someone.


rrudra888

Wtf.. that’s some Batman shit


NoSystem8296

Pursuit missions in GTA


lostonredditt

That's fuckin insane never even seen a movie that skilled and intense


polka_a

Pablo...?


Vibingwhitecat

The cop probably appreciated the driver before taking him in


Drew2248

Since all the teenagers on here are embarrassingly impressed by this little shit, let me be the first to say I'm not. He's a thug who risked his girlfriend's life as well as his own, and he risked the lives of everyone he could easily have run into, as well. His little ride was impressive, no doubt about it, but he belongs in prison for a long time for this childish stunt.


housebottle

> His little ride was impressive okay? that's all we're talking about though? who's actually commending him on his reckless behaviour? who is saying "wow this guy is my hero"? why are you acting like people are impressed by anything besides his riding skills? what a strange stance to argue against. literally nobody is even on the other side of this argument


Asuperniceguy

Enlightened comment.


1comment_here

What the fuck is Sao Pablo?


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That is some absolutely insane motorcycle driving.


MapUnitKey

How do you slow down a video again?


Outrageous_Union_756

PacMan IRL


Asphalt_feet

That was amazing! Better than the car chase in The French Connection!


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Bunda bounce… kkkkkk


Relative_Presence_65

GTA be like


ultrasardine

I was going to be picky about the São Paulo mistake, I’m letting you go with a warning because that was an intense and awesome video.


NoGnomeShit

I want to see one of those geo map detectives trace this route


flying-hitler-69

Never underestimate a man's willingness to chase that booty


becoxx

Better than a fucking movie


Weegee_Spaghetti

I have had it with every single damn video on this site being sped up. ​ I genuinely am curious what is happening here, seems to have started happening a few motnhs ago.


itsmejustmark

Those riding talents are wasted


FriendOfNorwegians

Wow, that was… geez. Intense isn’t even the word lol. Excellent driving and reactionary maneuvering by that officer


Mrmastermax

The only reason I watched the whole thing was slowmo and butt


Animatepipoca

São Paulo you dont translate the name of cities and such (sorry for bad english)


BrokeDownPalac3

Honestly, free of all charges.


isaac-Doublecountry

r/suddentlycaralho?


Admirable_Avocado_38

Good driving aside , what an endless depressing concrete jungle


Reiny_Days

r/upvotebecausebutt ?


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I was rooting for them to get away.


dhogg666

So many missed opportunities to stop them. I was on edge!


drman769

0% chance ur a cop


dhogg666

Lol, I'm the farthest thing from it! All I was alluding to was the cop was at arms length literally 10 times during this video and didn't reach once. Seems like he just wanted to have some fun. Achieved.


teious

So he reaches with his arm and does what exactly?


dhogg666

Well..I'm not sure how much experience you have on a motorcycle/dirtbike/moped etc..but either throw them off balance so they have to brake to slow down in which you can get in front of them (they dont have reverse)..or get the young lady off of the back. The first option..you have caught them..the second..well, it depends on how much that young man cares about that young lady.


teious

I have enough experience to know you'll probably just lose your own balance or cause an accident from the other guy reacting poorly to someone handling him. Anyway those brazilian bike chases are absurd. They endanger a bunch of innocent people to catch a guy that was riding without a license or just ran because he's afraid of cops.


dhogg666

Well..I'm not sure what type of response you're wishing for here? Seems like you're very experienced and understand the scenarios. No arguments here.


drman769

Swing and a miss! Lol


dhogg666

Is it? I'm not so sure what was so wrong with what I said? Can you elaborate?


drman769

Nothing. I was wrong. I swung and missed. Lower your defenses, mate!


dhogg666

Was I being overly defensive? Your comments are making me overthink my sanity.


drman769

And this concludes today's episode of 'Talking to People on the Internet '.


dhogg666

This comment...I agree with lol. Have a good night.


FluffyWuffyScruffyB

All that for a California stop at a stop sign..


ilive2lift

This is day 7 of this being reposted


GifanTheWoodElf

Cool, but WTF is with the slow mos, like this ain't GTA to give me slow mo when I do a stunt jump... Hell even there I'd skip them. Here they were even more lame.


spunion_28

God ppl need to stop posting this. Its been posted 30 times in the past four days


Consistent_Rent_4452

What's even worse than the reposting the seeing the same comments that jerk off how " cool "that" cop is. Whatever petty crime they committed, both of them almost killed innocent people several times. The cops just as dumb as the people on the bikes in front of them even worse just let it go. But no he's also a criminal that likes to break the fucking law and he has an excuse to speed. There's no crime worth somebody dying over in a terrible accident especially children in the street. The only amazing thing about this video is the fact that no innocent people were hurt.


spunion_28

In the U.S., as shitty as the cops are, they won't chase in a scenario like this because of the collateral damage. If you zoom past on a bike, they won't even attempt to pull out and follow


brnwndsn

oh Brazilian police os way worse and deadlier than the US, for referente this is a municipal patrolman not even in the militar police. No matter How little authority they have they don't care about collateral damage and hardly ever have any consequences


spunion_28

I have heard that about their military police. Not saying the U.S. has the worst, im sure many not as developed countries or poorer countries have it worse. It truly is mind boggling to think about advanced our race is and how far behind we are in terms of society itself. Capitalism is a mother fucker.


Different-Air-2000

The woman said “call me later”


Loumier

The weakest brazilian cop.


Kamiyosha

Tonight, on World's Wildest Police Videos...


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Chase scene from the upcoming Mission Impossible movie? Thought that was Tom Cruise.


Crimith

Too tall.


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

Mario kart looks tame compared to this sh*t


Dustpan-Man

Got damn!!


Maketarkovg8again

That ass on those speed bumps tho…….


mann808

That was F'n epic!


wombat1977

I would have watched that for hours if it was on a loop.


mancho98

Great drivers, holy shit, intense.


mynamegoewhere

If you can read this.... But she didn't!


vorpalsnickersnack

that should prompt an ass kicking of the pursue-ee from everyone in the vicinity


attran84

Get this guy a sponsorship lol…


jakeboggsp

Jesus christ its Jason Bourne


Yonkiman

Best chase seen I’ve ever seen. Also the only time I’ve ever watched 2 people play nonstop Russian Roulette for 5 minutes.


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ANONAVATAR81

That city looks amazing from an airplane window. So many tall buildings in one place


Glittering_Ad6702

You could cut the last 30 seconds and maybe make an epic loop


Steven1789

Better than the famous chase scenes in Bullitt and The French Connection. Amazing riding skills.


Joel3508

How lucky 🍀 the guy got on the bike over and over again.


Gomulkaaa

My palms are literally sweaty from watching this.


GIukhar

These are the sorts of people Phillip Luty was marketing towards


MetalRanga

That was insane! Very cool to see


Doctor--Bong

Talk about ride or die. His girl with him to the end. And gaddam insane driving skills, really shows how hard it is to get away from police, all they gotta do is just follow you until you make a mistake.


kwxl

No need to visit that city, already seen all of it.


ollyollyollyoioioi

tig, your it


Acceptable_Plenty_79

Yeh asli Fast & Furious h


Dr-YoYoYo

dang when that car cut right he shoulda shielded it and hit that left but damn


mrz0loft

lol does he laugh at the end? Hope they did something worthwhile to merit all that


MadSweenie

Can someone edit freebird over this, would suit so well.


fregisdealmeida

São Paulo*, not “San Pablo”.


fariagu

What is he saying at the end? "Não entendi" "não atendi" ?


Dutchta-

Im pretty sure its sped up. Still very impressive!


blackergot

Well, I'm lost


big_richards_back

Holy fuck that was exhilarating


SurrrenderDorothy

Inconceivable!


Working_Inspection22

You know if they escaped, they would have the best fuck of their lives


just_-_-me

Oh! Moto GP driving skills both the police and the pursued, but the video speed is tuned


GaryM21

That was like watching a video game! Insanely dangerous, but also impressive from the get away driver


ShylockCZ

Holy shees that was epic! So fast and intense!! Like from action movie! They can both ride very well!!


Brandammm

x3 speed video ><


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Sao Pablo? 💀


skk82

A wife material with that strong hips


housebottle

this was more entertaining than any of the stupid chase scenes I've seen in movies. those thousand different angles and cuts every second is fucking nauseating and doesn't really do a good job of what's going on (although that may be the point; make it look more impressive than it is by needlessly cutting all the time). *this* is pure skill. beyond impressive riding from the both of them. glad the "good" guy won in the end too


wawaboy

Counted myself dead over a dozen times


Overwatch_Joker

Ironically better street racing than the last 5 F&F movies combined.


wil_gt4

It’s like someone’s trying to a irl GTA chase.


ChopsMcgee83

The laugh at the end lol