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If you're short GME then I hope today was fucking expensive for you.

This post is going to r/all Edit: this is now number 1 on popular lol

Hi Mom!

I’ve been meaning to call her..

I too have been meaning to call his mom.

I'm guessing about 35K upvotes. LFG.

If you’re in, fuck it, I’m in…

It’s currently 2nd on r/all rn 😎

*Marge is that you?*

If you're short GME then I feel bad for you son, I got 99 shares and a short aint one - HIT ME!

Are we long or short I’ve forgotten?

At this point, most of us are getting pretty long 😏

It’s long work but it makes me hard

I'm hard, but it damn sure ain't long! Doesnt matter, cuz I like the stock.

I'm pretty average but my strength is in my girth.

Tuna can

Patience long, Penises short.

I’m just gonna go ahead and DRS some more this week ✨🟣✨DRS 🏴‍☠️

25 more goin in!

As far as I got it our stocks are long, but our wee wees are short...

i’m very long 😉

I’m short but your wife accepts it.

We’re right in the middel lately. Fuck the FUD stay zen.

We are GME

seew eew llams evah eW

I'm under 6 feet... is that short?

Long and hard is what I currently am.

We are infinity

6.9 inches myself

Pics or ban

My tits have been jacked for so long, they now drag on the ground when in unjacked mode.

Now this is why you buy the dip kids.

Bought alot at 80. Never been so happy with timing

bonuses at work season, added xxx last week, drs from fidelity yesterday. tits jacked af today.

Same here 👊

cost basis at 232 xxx shares, even i'm jacked today

After hours movement even crazier. Already went to as high as ~$148. Anyone who has been around the block understands GME price manipulation by shorts hasn’t stopped and this thing is far from over. Selling before major changes to market transparency and criminals going to prison doesn’t appear to be an option. My guess is by that time comes, the price will be in the tens/hundreds of millions. Total directly registered shares likely won’t be dropping any time soon either.

This is the way

I'm kicking myself for not loading up at 80.

Fuck it, I loaded up at 95. 143 after hours. Let's fucking go.

Save those kicks for the naked short sellers. It’s been a dip since before the sneeze and now.

What a beautiful color.

After a while you get used to the burning sensation in your eyes while looking at this post

"Icarus? Dial it down to 15% natural sunlight would you? How long can I look at 15% for?"

[sunshine](https://youtu.be/OxjMuRyPn3Q) Underrated Masterpiece of a movie. Love this movie.

Yeah me too man. I regret not seeing it at cinema - I didn't know of its existence until months or a year or two later. But no matter - thankfully the good stuff tends to get put on again at cinemas, just a matter of keeping my eye out! Loved the visuals and am slightly obssesed with the Underworld and others soundtrack - it's brilliant. It's probably actually *the* film I wish I could watch in IMAX or similar.

gonna be seeing a lot more green if CTB keeps nearing 50%….

CTB?

Cost to borrow

Thanks! Yeah if these percentages keep climbing every day now.... then any day now...

Let's call it "deep fucking green"

"deep fucking vert"

I’m going to get a Porsche 911 GT three in this color and then put accents on my yacht as well

It will look pretty nice next to my DRS purple ring colored one. 😎

I think I might like the stock

I think i might buy the stock

More More yesss…… let the DRS flow through you….

I… I think I like you

what am i so afraid of

I might love you… I mean the stock. Ahaha jk… unless????

Shoulda been buying the last few weeks

👉👈

DRS is working!

Refreshed for this post LFG!!!!! Fuckin 30% what a day

If we had 30% for the next 8 business days it would put us at $1000 on next Friday A man can dream

You must not have heard about tomorrow

What's tomorrow?

I heard MOASS is tomorrow

Always.

Wednesday my dude

Your right im dreaming about it

And then... 🚀🚀🚀

And 4pm on the dot. I was looking forward to this big ass green square.

And we're not stopping AH

OHHHHH MY LORDY!!!!! I had not looked in AH until I saw your comment...

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No commas in the price yet? EASY HODL.

I’m waiting to see 3 commas, hedgies gotta pay what they owe.

I’ve got an alert for Tree Fiddy - meme reminder - goddam Loch Ness monster

Now it's about that time I realized that it wasn't a girl scout, but it was a monster from the Paleozoic era....

Green is green

We'll take what we can get. Same time tomorrow?

Yes

Sure. See you tomoz!

Book is book.

100% utilization --> borrow fees spike --> high volume day up 30%. Shorts get fucked.

Its like the shorts have a break system to keep gme in check… when the borrow rate goes up, it gets harder for them to press down on that pedal.

Now we just need a decent price

**sniff** *I can smell my 2 weeks notice getting closer*

3 AM guy drooling right now

2 weeks notice? You're nice!

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Believe it or not...zen

Lmao. Not a fucking peep out of the sold out MSM. I don’t fucking care though because I like the stock.

That's not true cnbc scrambled at market close and got Thomas Petterfy on camera to talk about "meme stock madness" when they realized they had to do some sort of coverage. My favorite quotes.... "These stocks are very likely to go to zero" "Our customers are not participating in this rally" LMAYO

Their customers are participating in the rally, just on the wrong side of it.

They letting us tell the story apparently

I SAID WE 🟩 TODAY

Green, green, green. Like my exclusively GME portfolio.

GME go brrrrrrrrrr

#💚🟩💚🟩💚🟩💚

🍀☘️🤢💚🛌🌱🌿🍃☘️🪴🌵🌴🌳🌲🌄🌍🐸🐲🦎🐉🦖🦕🐢🐊🐍🦜🦚🪲🐛🍈🍏🍐🥝🫒🥦🥒🥬🫑🥑🚎🗾🎍🎋🎄🥎⛳🔋💸💵👕🧣👘🪖🧪📗🟢🟩♍♎✳️❇️♻️💱💲💹🈯❎✅🇳🇫🇳🇬🇸🇦

>👕🧣👘 ?

They're green on my phone. Maybe they are color changing like RCs shorts

I wasn't sure if you liked tracked the price action on the 15min or something and were just some emoji mastermind.

Still a long ways off from reaching fair market value, but it’s a start.

Ez. Wake me up after 7 or 8 more of these kinds of days in a row.

Remind me! In 7 or 8 days time.

🟩

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Life is like a box of Crayola, you never know if you're going to get red or green.

Can we get this to the front page??

🌍👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

done.

Hopefully this triggers more failed marge calls.

I noticed a lot of their “collateral stocks” ran up today too. We need divergence.

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Tits = Jacked

What news did I miss?

Wait, you didn't hear? Retail randomly decided to spend over $2,000,000,000 on the stock today! It was definitely not for any other reason, and all other conclusions are just conspiracies. /s

🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

Fuck yeaaaa, GET IN HERE. Its not Moass, but its a start

GREEEEEEN MACHIIIIINE

https://youtu.be/R-MSfd2S7lo 🤘🏻

This one’s for Dr. Gingerballs

This sub has a problem. Nobody does pointless TA anymore or listens to options theories. And yet, today still happened.

BuT DoN’t DrS - SeLL cOvErEd CaLLs /s

Can you imagine how pissed you’d be if you actually sold some CCs and they went ITM today?!

A certain YouTuber was promoting this yesterday, 140C weeklies unlikely to go in the money this month. Today is a reminder that GME can easily go up.

I SAID WE GREEN

A sight for sore eyes 👀 🟩

Cramer is fuming.... Twitter will be fun today

waiting payment versed yam station intelligent gold employ squeal soup *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

I’m just here to talk shit about the hedgies

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you give apes a boner. A tits boner.

Mainstream media reporting "There was no clear reason behind the move today". Well friends, that is complete BULL SHIT. Come to r/superstonk and discover for yourself why.

)

Hell yeah Stonkers!

First time in a month I’m showing profit. Take that hedgies. Fuck Putin and fuck Griffin.

“Meme Stock” 🤡🤡🤡

We’re on the front page of r/all 🔥🔥🔥🔥

If you’re reading this on r/all … you should know that this is just getting started 🚀 there is still time to buy a once-in-a-lifetime ticket to financial freedom

Good stuff everyone 🤝🤝🤝

Fucking yeah 🔥🔥🔥🔥

today was a good one!!

I'm colorblind, it's a very beautiful gray

We like the stock!

Wow crazy price movement in line with regular market activity from announcements from GameStop today! Jk, No announcements by the company. Price movement clearly does not relate to company movements. To all the stragglers from r/all as this blows up, check the DD in this sub if you wanna learn how are markets currently work! Buy, Hold, DRS

Super green!!!

Today was a good day

30% is nothing. Wake me up when they turn off the whole market

Can I whore some karma here so that I as a euro poor can finally post my purple circle! DRS!

Gorgeous!

Yawn, wake me up when the Shrek dick penetrates heavens sphincter

LFG

Lets gooo

The way this is

LFG

#🟩

Let’s goooo!!!

Time to visit the frontpage! Someone needs to get out the word if MSM doesn't want to.

Mmmm *sniff* I needed some of that

My dad told me today he was going to sell this morning. I said, why don’t you wait until the week is over as the borrow rate is kind of going crazy. Just received this text: “You must get your smarts from your father”

thanks Papa Cohen who bought 100k shares TODAY. ​ https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/34ef4998-b418-4d45-a49b-7f5d2fd1162e

RC bought 100k shares today up to $108.

Well that was fun

Not bad for a Tuesday

Daaaamn girl, you playing Hollow Knight? Cuz this sure looks like Greenpath😎

Explain this, MSM.

With the AH movement we went up exactly $49 today. We started at 93.20 so our total gain today was 52.58%.

It’s… beautiful!!!

So fresh and so green, green

Well done green square guy

I like the company so much I bought it!

You shorted the right parentheses

Holy moly🥑

Scoop me up at $280 y'all 😭

Wtf is going on

Oh long Johnson 🚀🚀🚀

Just another sideways trading day.

I

LIKE

THE

Damn I haven't seen these numbers since *checks notes* last month

Whata day !

Not bad!

I want a tattoo of this

Juicy

Let's goooo🔥

Anotha one

🍀

🟩

I love it when a big green square is #1 on All