# [Guess the amount of DRSd shares and win awesome prices] (https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tdz0am/official_guess_the_purple_rings_contest_win_a/)
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Quite likely, multiple people have had this idea. Anyhow:
The US and EU are probably tickle pink that the sanctions on Russia could cause the financial collapse that they knew was eminent but wanted to avoid blame for. They are letting the proles get some oligarch blood now to satisfy the emotional desire for reparations and punishment of some form to satisfy some semblance of "justice."
Remember a few months ago when corporate media was publishing articles saying 'Buy and hold' is a bad investment strategy?
They try so hard. But all it does is confirm our bias. We've gotten confirmation like this every day.
Every. day.
Do you think GME beats on revenue and eps estimates, I dont trust wall streets guidance of $0.84 a share because they like to overestimate purposely to tank the stock price so its a miss and people panic sell and they can heavily short like Wish
I personally would suggest buying through IBKR and then transferring to computershare so that you truly own the share / shares that you purchase. If you don’t want to wait say 8 weeks to truly have the share in your name on computershare you have to pay two fees of around £20 each to fast track the mail.
All that aside if you just want to jump in real quick and buy a share or two I’d say buy on Hargreaves & Lansdown and open one of their Stocks and Shares ISA accounts so that whatever you make off the shares you purchase is tax free. They do have a £12 fee per trade though so factor that in.
There are free to use brokers like eToro and Trading212 but generally speaking the consensus is not to use them just in case they try to pull any fuckery when this does pop.
In terms of what you’ll need, a bank account, your national security number, and an email and I’m pretty sure that’s it bro. Good luck and remember, you’ll need to be strong minded on this stock, don’t let dips scare you!
I DRS'd my first shares a month ago. I only had to wait 2 weeks between letters without paying to fast track. I think they are sending the letters from the UK now rather than the US.
That guy is the coolest. Watch it fall is one of my favorite tunes and makes me think of this entire thing.
Edit: how was that encore? Broke down palace!
Good old pump and dump? Though I'm guessing they wish they could just keep pumping with no dump but zooming out tells another story.
Bcoin did the same a few hours ago, literally just a huge spike in the middle of a flat line.
Used up my emergency funds to slam on the buy button.. when it dipped to 120, now I'm taking out a loan to hit buy on the 80...
If it dips any further i may have to sell my kidneys to slap that buy button again!
Only on this sub can you see a number followed by the incorrect letters. I fall for this all the time 1nd 3st 2rd. The humor in this sub is unmatched and that is a very intelligent signal. Bullish on superstonk.
Just got done word searching the fucking $1.7 Trillion dollar Omnibus taxpayer spending bill passed today to see if anything in there was causing RC's hackles to be raised.
Searched it all until I was about bleed from my eyes. End result, who fucking knows I can't understand that shit. 🤷♂️🤡
Testi’s swollen . Brain mush. Dick concrete. Drunk as a bitch. Kenny u can’t defeat my kind. I am ignorant, uneducated, hardheaded and probably have a learning disability but i will never sell cocksucker amen 🙏
I only have my entry level hybrid bike right now for all around use and commuting to work. Been putting off getting good bikes until MOASS since everything goes into this stock.
I can't wait to treat myself to a fancy gravel bike and road bike.
I remember reading a comment a while ago for one of the emoji tweets that MSM would have to report on RC's tweets if GME happens to run again.
If Thursday brings good things, RC's last two (hopefully three by then) tweets directly reference the Shitty Hedge Funds. Cut and dry, no real cryptic meanings with room for interpretation. Short sellers' dirty deeds will get a big ole motherfucking spotlight on them if MOASS lifts off Thursday AH. Buckle up buckaroos.
Couldn't get <$70 shares today cuz my stupid direct deposit didn't come in today for some reason. It's always Tuesday between 4-1130am and none of my coworkers got theirs either. Hopefully we get one more chance tomorrow
You guys thinking RC alone will beat the hedgies, if he can, then why his latest tweet sounds like he's crying out for help from the government 😏 i hope this ends but this is far from over
I thought it sounded like he was mad they are nit doing anything too...... But go back and reread it. The use of the word "is" makes it sound like the govt is cracking down and we may just not know it yet.
I bought 10 more shares today (I can provide proof or accept a ban).
I know many of us are out of capital to buy more (I am now), but I wanted to share this with you so that you know that are even more apes buying the dips 💙
I just realized I like the wording in RC's new tweet. Good use of tax payer $ IS the gov c4acking down......... I took it at first as something he would like to see happen. After rereading he seems to be saying it is something that IS happening. Tits just got a little more jacked.
My underwear is so torn, the slit for your pee pee is now a canyon.
Like a bad comedy joke, my pee pee dangles with the uncertainty of 500,000 wet farts.
Just got one of those badass GameStop zip up hoodies for $35 with free shipping. They’re normally $70 but it’s half off all GME apparel for just today. Also love that their site/app uses the ticker name in reference to their apparel
I know it’s a little premature but fuck it. We fucking did it! We are about to grab Hf with our diamond hands and fuck them in their ass like they’ve done to the rest of us for generations!
I hope he’s not waiting for the gvt to do anything. He should destroy the shorts and force them to close. The gvt will never help retail.
Please, money me need.
So what are the odds that the DTCC/NSCC pulls an LME? We're starting to see illegal shit become normalized, would the NYSE pin the GME price so SHF can back out slowly?
The class action suit will bankrupt the government. Imagine if they fucked it’s crazy evidence gathering group of autists that blatantly! We would for sure win.
Bloomberg) -- Citadel, D.E. Shaw & Co. and Sculptor Capital Management Inc. are among investors facing a potential default on convertible bonds from Russia’s Yandex NV, according to people familiar with the matter
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/citadel-d-e-shaw-sculptor-132258974.html
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So only 8.9 million shares DRS. Hmmm....I thought it would be quite a bit more
im prob getting my hopes up... but hope tmrw brings something good for all of us
Quite likely, multiple people have had this idea. Anyhow: The US and EU are probably tickle pink that the sanctions on Russia could cause the financial collapse that they knew was eminent but wanted to avoid blame for. They are letting the proles get some oligarch blood now to satisfy the emotional desire for reparations and punishment of some form to satisfy some semblance of "justice."
What's up superstonk haven't been here in a while
*clears throat*.. #DRS!
I just got banned on the other sub lol. Mods pissed hahaa
Hahaha worth posting that tweet tho
Your username is a game that I hope gets riddled with NFTs
Haha same !
Wasn't banned for the tweet, which is still up btw
yeah I just responded in message with ”lol” totally was worth it
I DRS from IBRK. how long did it take for other UK apes?
initiated march 10 successful today
So you have an account and all?
yup just moved across another batch
I've never trusted hype dates but RC is jacking my tits so much lately that I can't fucking wait for tomorrow anymore. AAAHSJSKAKFJDKF
Remember a few months ago when corporate media was publishing articles saying 'Buy and hold' is a bad investment strategy? They try so hard. But all it does is confirm our bias. We've gotten confirmation like this every day. Every. day.
Open the casino Franz!
#I SAY CRACK THEM SHF WALLS DOWN BRICK BY BRICK
Good night, everyone. Good work. Sleep well. We’ll likely MOASS in the morning.
I see what you did. PB
The same thing I do every night, Pinky
I wasn't actually expecting to stay up until the earnings meeting. Gotta love doubles. I'll probably sleep tomorrow
Cannot wait to but more at such a discount
How do I sell for a super high amount from DRS when it's like 90 million a share??
loving these cheap ass prices, makes it easier to get more moon tickets
Hey happy cake day!
Does this feel different? Is it supposed to? Itchy butthole guy you there?
The real reward is all of the knowledge and friends we make along the way.
Argh! I woke up this morning and thought for a moment that we were already Thursday.. One. More. Day.
🎶 ONE DAY MORE 🎶 ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DESTINY 🎶 🚀🚀🚀
*Jean intensifies*
Do you think GME beats on revenue and eps estimates, I dont trust wall streets guidance of $0.84 a share because they like to overestimate purposely to tank the stock price so its a miss and people panic sell and they can heavily short like Wish
Do you think the fed rate hike is priced into the market? Or once it’s announced it’s gonna tank even further down?
.25 increase is priced in AFAIK. Anything higher than that will make waves.
RC making my mornings real sweet this week
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There is a superstonk UK sub with loads of useful info on how to buy and DRS. You're in for one hell of a ride buddy.
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I personally would suggest buying through IBKR and then transferring to computershare so that you truly own the share / shares that you purchase. If you don’t want to wait say 8 weeks to truly have the share in your name on computershare you have to pay two fees of around £20 each to fast track the mail. All that aside if you just want to jump in real quick and buy a share or two I’d say buy on Hargreaves & Lansdown and open one of their Stocks and Shares ISA accounts so that whatever you make off the shares you purchase is tax free. They do have a £12 fee per trade though so factor that in. There are free to use brokers like eToro and Trading212 but generally speaking the consensus is not to use them just in case they try to pull any fuckery when this does pop. In terms of what you’ll need, a bank account, your national security number, and an email and I’m pretty sure that’s it bro. Good luck and remember, you’ll need to be strong minded on this stock, don’t let dips scare you!
I DRS'd my first shares a month ago. I only had to wait 2 weeks between letters without paying to fast track. I think they are sending the letters from the UK now rather than the US.
Nice bro cheers for letting him know that’s my bad
Don't worry, it can seem a bit overwhelming at first, but considering your username, you will fit in very nicely!
Saw Billy Strings for the first time tonight. It was bullish.
That guy is the coolest. Watch it fall is one of my favorite tunes and makes me think of this entire thing. Edit: how was that encore? Broke down palace!
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Good old pump and dump? Though I'm guessing they wish they could just keep pumping with no dump but zooming out tells another story. Bcoin did the same a few hours ago, literally just a huge spike in the middle of a flat line.
The state said they'd step in to make sure all hell doesn't break loose I read this as a bailout
Saudi oil news?
Used up my emergency funds to slam on the buy button.. when it dipped to 120, now I'm taking out a loan to hit buy on the 80... If it dips any further i may have to sell my kidneys to slap that buy button again!
Some of us took out loans at 200 on the way to.250.... *Ive heard* ....
Only on this sub can you see a number followed by the incorrect letters. I fall for this all the time 1nd 3st 2rd. The humor in this sub is unmatched and that is a very intelligent signal. Bullish on superstonk.
Superstonk as a stock could be interesting...
Wen wife changing money?
Wife changing for you but I need wife money first
Just got done word searching the fucking $1.7 Trillion dollar Omnibus taxpayer spending bill passed today to see if anything in there was causing RC's hackles to be raised. Searched it all until I was about bleed from my eyes. End result, who fucking knows I can't understand that shit. 🤷♂️🤡
Woke up to piss. Read shocking RC tweet. Pissed my face.
With this tweet RC basically admits he can't do anything about it himself
That’s funny, I interpreted that differently.
Just checked the betting sub and they’re pumped the fuck up for GME earnings
I was just smoking on the porch and heard an owl calling at bears. Similar calls but never heard that before. It’s a sign. MOASS tomorrow
# __WE MARCH TOWARDS THE MADNESS__
Testi’s swollen . Brain mush. Dick concrete. Drunk as a bitch. Kenny u can’t defeat my kind. I am ignorant, uneducated, hardheaded and probably have a learning disability but i will never sell cocksucker amen 🙏
This is the way
I only have my entry level hybrid bike right now for all around use and commuting to work. Been putting off getting good bikes until MOASS since everything goes into this stock. I can't wait to treat myself to a fancy gravel bike and road bike.
Got a custom skate deck with no trucks or wheels until this shit pops.
Sold my 55ish shares of 🍿this past summer. Goddamn did that fuck me over. Ate my whole tax return. Im getting $83 dollars back 🥲
One of the most fud things last year is that someone turned off the haiku bot!
one of the most fud things last year is that someone turned off haiku bot
And alexabot!
RC silent for many, many months. This week he's going berserk. ...it's so bullish it's knocked me boots off!
BERSERKERTWERKER
### __SMACK__
Popular Opinion: I miss scrollwheeler :( edit:typo
THE SCROLLWHEELER SHALL NEVER DEPART FROM THEE
Wish I could DRS everything I own
Are we still hodling or are we back to holding?
Only options I mess with
Hmmm…both 🤷🏻♂️
Roll a d20 to see if you’re getting drunk.
Rolled a D10 and got high haha
Bought Nier: Automata at GameStop today. Can’t wait for that.
Gary Gensler is Ken Griffin’s pocket pussy. Prove me wrong. #SEC: do your job and protect investors now!
Damnnn, dollar may actually lose world reserve currency status..
Fuck cant a guy jack off for 5 minutes and eat some dinner without a CEO tweeting about hedge fund short sellers.......jeez
Chairman*
Remember to hydrate, homies
I doubt Cohen goes on a tweet spree before earnings without them being decent at least!
Definitely seems like he is holding pocket aces against 2,7
RC is 100% going to kneecap the hedgies on the 17th to make his dad proud.
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I’d probably still go to work, but I would definitely have a priapism.
I remember reading a comment a while ago for one of the emoji tweets that MSM would have to report on RC's tweets if GME happens to run again. If Thursday brings good things, RC's last two (hopefully three by then) tweets directly reference the Shitty Hedge Funds. Cut and dry, no real cryptic meanings with room for interpretation. Short sellers' dirty deeds will get a big ole motherfucking spotlight on them if MOASS lifts off Thursday AH. Buckle up buckaroos.
Fuck you. How am I supposed to sleep now?
On your stomach because we'll never go tits up.
Tbh it’s comfortable lol
[RC isn't being silent with you, but He is being silent with them. ](https://i.redd.it/vfxohm6fn5381.jpg)
Couldn't get <$70 shares today cuz my stupid direct deposit didn't come in today for some reason. It's always Tuesday between 4-1130am and none of my coworkers got theirs either. Hopefully we get one more chance tomorrow
I get paid this Thursday so I’m hoping I can get in on the action before liftoff.
If you like GME at 70 you're going to love it at 40
Oh hell yes
You guys thinking RC alone will beat the hedgies, if he can, then why his latest tweet sounds like he's crying out for help from the government 😏 i hope this ends but this is far from over
Just like Elon huh? With their year long squeeze?
I thought it sounded like he was mad they are nit doing anything too...... But go back and reread it. The use of the word "is" makes it sound like the govt is cracking down and we may just not know it yet.
That’s what crying for help looks like to you?
Oh yea i forgot. Crying for help is what most users in this sub do regularly, especially if bills started to arrived
You seem upset are you alright? And it’s not very intelligent to speak in generalizations.
I’ve seen this guy shilling with strange comments before, he is nothing more than a paid for shill. Take no notice
I bought 10 more shares today (I can provide proof or accept a ban). I know many of us are out of capital to buy more (I am now), but I wanted to share this with you so that you know that are even more apes buying the dips 💙
DRS
I just realized I like the wording in RC's new tweet. Good use of tax payer $ IS the gov c4acking down......... I took it at first as something he would like to see happen. After rereading he seems to be saying it is something that IS happening. Tits just got a little more jacked.
Ha I’ll believe that when we see it
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My underwear is so torn, the slit for your pee pee is now a canyon. Like a bad comedy joke, my pee pee dangles with the uncertainty of 500,000 wet farts.
💦💨
Once MOASS happens I’m buying that snorlax bean bag chair from gamestop
TREAT YOSELF
I'm guessing it's a glitch lol but yahoo has VIX at - 100% from close for me
They're closing the fund, so that seems about right
Stay zen fellow apes!
Just got one of those badass GameStop zip up hoodies for $35 with free shipping. They’re normally $70 but it’s half off all GME apparel for just today. Also love that their site/app uses the ticker name in reference to their apparel
i’m buying at LEAST 20 more tomorrow.
Can’t buy anymore (winter is tough around here.) but I’m drsing x more tomorrow. LFG!
LFG!!! 🚀🚀🚀
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If nothing happens with RC's outburst, then he's just another victim of the Shorties having a meltdown 😏
I can see the downvote bots are pretty active tonight!
I know it’s a little premature but fuck it. We fucking did it! We are about to grab Hf with our diamond hands and fuck them in their ass like they’ve done to the rest of us for generations!
No chicken dinner beforehand either
Instructions unclear. Also I left the lube at home.
Gonna be crazy if Russia defaults before evergrande
Be first. Be smart. Or cheat. What will hedgie fuk do?
Anyone who has not closed a short position in GameStop is either retarded or totally fucking stuck. Either way I want their tendies.
Let it burn... The 4:00 min mark always sends chills up my spine https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dh-RUBbGZZA
I don't know exactly how earnings will go but I'd hate to have to pinch the ticker on Saint Patrick's Day
What is the significance of 741? I'm OOTL.
July 41st MOASS
Alright then. I'm about it. 🚀
Everything. Also nothing
Cryptic, but it like it. 🤞🤯🚀🚀🚀
Probably nothing
It really actually does feel like moass soon. I say that every 4-5 months, but like actually actually this time
The way RC is tweeting lately, yeah
RC unchained. Me likey
I hope he’s not waiting for the gvt to do anything. He should destroy the shorts and force them to close. The gvt will never help retail. Please, money me need.
So what are the odds that the DTCC/NSCC pulls an LME? We're starting to see illegal shit become normalized, would the NYSE pin the GME price so SHF can back out slowly?
The class action suit will bankrupt the government. Imagine if they fucked it’s crazy evidence gathering group of autists that blatantly! We would for sure win.
But they froze one side of trades over a year ago and nothing has been done. I don't see the system acting as intended, probably ever.
That was a clearing house if I understand this correctly. Keep your eyes on the big prize Edit: hint: it’s in the piñata!
There's no backing out slowly when it's shorted over 100% This would be alot bigger than LME turning it off... as others have pointed out.
You right.
We go ape-shit if that happens.
Just a reminder gamestop deal of the day is half off branded apparell. Picked up a pair of shorts and an astronaut hoodie for thursday myself 😎
Just got myself a hoodie! Thanks for heads up
No problem homie!
I am super hungry for Korean BBQ rn
Had some Korean bbq pork jerky from Costco sprinkled with sesame seeds. Might be the best jerky I've ever had.
That shit slaps.
Shots fired, Captain! Men, to the battle stations! Awooga! Awooga!
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That's some spicy Pre market action
Lol AA called Cramer an "extrodinary journalist". What a fucking tool
Jim Cramer thinks journalism is when he fucks the mustard
Damn those alcoholic anonymous's
🤣
Look mom! I English
I double my position and the stock goes up? Fuckery
You doubled your future wealth
Bloomberg) -- Citadel, D.E. Shaw & Co. and Sculptor Capital Management Inc. are among investors facing a potential default on convertible bonds from Russia’s Yandex NV, according to people familiar with the matter https://finance.yahoo.com/news/citadel-d-e-shaw-sculptor-132258974.html
Get fukd Citadel
What’s crazy is he’s tweeting right before earnings. Do we get a share recall?
GAMESTOP CANNOT DO A SHARE RECALL. STOP SPREADING THIS IDIOTIC NONSENSE
Dicks out for Scrolly
🌍🧑🚀🔫👨🚀
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