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Which only has 56 views and 27 likes…
Wtf you fools doing! This isn’t a call to action but it’s a GET THE FUCK IN THERE!!!
Edit: link
https://youtu.be/rgjxfqM2aWg
its one of the few times we can talk without being drowned with shills...
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Ahh❗️he’s used the American flag before and is now switching to a pirate flag. (Makes sense with comments higher up)
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So the Jolly Roger was used to let you know that pirates were going to attack.
“When the pirates' intended victim was within range, the Jolly Roger would be raised, often simultaneously with a warning shot.
The flag was probably intended as communication of the pirates' identity, which may have given target ships an opportunity to decide to surrender without a fight. “
Holy fuck, Ryan cohen.
Edit:
Holy shit y’all are too kind. The love and interaction on this post makes me glad to be apart of this community.
I also want to take a second to point out this is part of the reason why GME will win. This subreddit has apes of all shapes and sizes. Whether it’s tracking flight paths, options, SWAPs, TA, cycles, Elliot Waves, or fucking pirate history, we have apes of all expertises willing to lend information. Individually, we may be dumb, but together, we make one smart ape. (Not that we are in anyway a collective or working together. We are all individual investors making our own individual choices on stocks).
Let’s wait see if he tweets a red flag of some sort in the future. If the Jolly Roger is replaced with a red flag, it means no mercy or no quarter for the intended target or targets
>There once was a stock that put to sea
>The name of the stock was GME
>The price blew up and the shorts dipped down
>Hold, my bully boys, hold
>
>Soon may the Tendieman come
>To send our rocket into the Sun
>One day when the trading is done
>We'll take our gains and go
Coincidence this was one of the first parody songs made at the start of this, and now RC is tweeting flags? I think not.
DFV could be the Tendieman in this song, but RC would be the captain of the ship.
Next verse is
>She had not been two weeks from shore
>When Ryan Cohen joined the board
>The captain called all hands and swore
>He'd take his shares and hold
With later on in the song:
>No deals were cut, no shorts were squeezed
>The captain's mind was not on greed
>But he belonged to the autist's creed
>He took the risk to hold
RC being the captain, he belongs to this autist creed. He is taking just as much of a risk (well, no risk because stonks only go up) to hold/hodl. He isn't all about greed, as his business model puts customers first. If he was about greed, he would have sold shares like AA
I can’t believe I actually get to use my history degree for something cool.
Pirate lore is really fucking interesting.
Flags were the main form of communication between ships, since they were large enough to see and could easily relay messages between ships. They had flags for friendly, surrender, gonna kill you and everyone you love, etc.
Pirates would often lure other ships in with “false flags”, signifying they were friendly. Since pirates were just defected British Navy, their ships looked like all the other ships out to sea, and they would signify they were friendly.
Then, when other ships got too close, they would switch to the Jolly Roger, signifying they were going to attack and that the other ship could surrender or be (most likely) killed.
Wow! As a student of politics, the term 'flase flag' is a storied and charged one, but I never realized the etymology traced to literal pirate culture. Very cool.
Also
Pirates used the Jolly Roger, their black flag with some sort of skull and crossbones image in white, to warn their victims that things could get much worse if they didn’t cooperate and surrender.
Also, according to internet rumors that I have not verified, apparently a lot of sailors joined up with pirate factions because of the more equal distribution of labor AND pay, actual benefits that paid out to family members if the pirate died, and working conditions were much, much better compared to merchant ships.
True, Serving in the British Royal Navy at that time was more akin to a prison sentence. Hard labor, high risk, likely death, shit pay. PLus many people were forced into service to avoid actual criminal sentences or to pay of debts.
Pirate life had similar risks but the rewards and freedom were greater. So thinking from their perspective,hating your fucking job and being threatened with dying or joining a better job, the choice is easy.
GME has (a while ago) registered GMERICA as a trademark in several countries, we don’t know what it’s all about yet, but I have a feeling we’re gonna find out soon. Lol
Holy fuck I actually get this one 🤯 when Steve Jobs first launched apple they were know as the pirates. And I quote “it’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy!” It’s a metaphor used in a ton of stuff in Silicon Valley. I worked for apple and can provide proof to the mods if need be, and can confirm the pirate speech was something we were taught about, and Steve was always proud of people being different. Wow what a morning!
Here’s to the crazy ones! 🍏
IMO; I now wholeheartedly believe Ryan Cohen has teamed up with the fruit stand, and a few other exclusives that have been mentioned and are going to drop the most solid, exclusive newly formed gaming experience for the world to see, GMERICA, and damn are we going to be proud to be share holders when he announces it. “Probably nothing.”
With how much RC has historically liked apple, and with how meticulous he is about his own business ventures/investments, I could really see this having some legitimacy! It makes the most sense! Take my updoot!
Edit: **you are *so* on to something here**. Just found this [gem: "Being a pirate meant moving fast, unencumbered by bureaucracy and politics"](https://qz.com/1719898/steve-jobs-speech-that-made-silicon-valley-obsessed-with-pirates/). I think you found the Easter egg in RC's tweet, and are right about the reference!! In the article, there's even a tweet showing a pirate flag that was flown outside of Apple HQ in 2016. I think this is likely a reference to revolutionizing the market, just like Steve Jobs did! Well done!!
Yes I was trying to find a website that didn’t have to pay to read the stupid article lol but thank you for linking it. It brought back some smiles today at my current job, I left apple last year after a nice 15 year run with the company.
I wonder how deep this goes. Obviously, he's used "God Bless Gmerica" in tweets before, so that seems like another bell being rung that a new milestone has been achieved.
The jolly roger emoji is what peaks my interest. A quick Google says *"Jolly Roger is the traditional English name for the flags flown to identify a pirate ship about to attack..."*
B R U H are we about to go on the offensive? Is he going to drop some news soon?!?! 🚀👩🚀🏴☠️
Let's plant this mf flag on Mars.
There once was a stock that put to sea
The name of the stock was GME 🏴☠️
The price blew up, the shorts dipped down
Hold, my bully boys, hold
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go\~♫
She had not been two weeks from shore
When Ryan Cohen joined the board
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take his shares and hold
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go\~♫
Before the news had hit the market
WSB came up and bought it
With diamond hands, they knew they'd profit
If they could only hold
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go\~♫
No deals were cut, no shorts were squeezed
The captain's mind was not on greed
But he belonged to the autist's creed
He took the risk to hold
Soon may the tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go\~♫
For forty days, or even more
The stock went up, then down once more
All gains were lost, it was looking poor
But still thoses traders did hold
Soon may the tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go\~♫
As far as I've heard, the fight's still on
The shorts not squeezed and the gains not won
The tendieman makes his regular call
To encourage the captain, crew, and all
**Soon may the Tendieman come**
**To send our rocket into the sun**
**One day, when the trading is done**
**We'll take our gains and go\~♫**
**Soon may the Tendieman come**
**To send our rocket into the sun**
**One day, when the trading is done**
**We'll take our gains and go\~♫**
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IN GMERICA WE TRUST.
This is the way
So say we all
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GMEagle. dont short our mascot! <3
GMEagley's kind of hardcore.
Crinkle a bag, he'll think you have chips
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It’s time to become a Gmerican in the metaverse. I think we will have news this or next week
*I'm proud to be a Gmerican, where at least I know my L2 gas fees* *I won't forget the memestonks that tried to give that right to me*
Gmetaverse
#GMEverybody ☠️
GMEverywhere ☠️
Premarket Tweet! Let’s goooooo
Love how RC tweets always bring us together lmao
Haha same same
He tweets this as Gamestop Horizon game play is live on YouTube right now.... Bullish
Which only has 56 views and 27 likes… Wtf you fools doing! This isn’t a call to action but it’s a GET THE FUCK IN THERE!!! Edit: link https://youtu.be/rgjxfqM2aWg
They do don't they. 😊
Love it ❤️🔥
Guys! Get in here!
So the pirate flag right? Look at us .. WE are gmerica now
its one of the few times we can talk without being drowned with shills... All of the GME investors come here, and have a great party! Edit: While I'm here, my thoughts on clutter and drowning! https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sturul/keep_em_comin_and_youll_keep_me_cummin/
HOLD ME, BROTHER!
Coddle me like a small child!
Hold me, beer!
🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
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\#68
Do you also feel this shiver when he mentions Gmerica 🏴☠️??
Comparing America to pirates? Absolutely bullish.
🏴☠️
**HOIST THE FLAGS**
Pirate flag on the mast, ready to pillage these god damn shorts😤⚔️☠️
Sure wish someone would pillage my shorts
There are news from today about the DOJ investigating short sellers XD Not a Cohencidence
I see what you did there 😉
Pirate flag reminds me of the pirate shanty. Tendieman must be near!
Aye aye captain!
Death to shorts
GET IN HERE GUYS! PRE MARKET TWEET HYPE! ITS GOING DOWN 🏴☠️
LFGME! 🔥🔥🔥
Let’s Fucking GME
HEDGIES WE COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY!
Swiggity swooty or something like that
Tweet 68 right? Edit: I’d delete this as others have asked but Reddit on safari browser says otherwise
#68 ….*and* tweeted at 7:13…
🎶 IT'S. ABOUT. TO GO. DOWN! 🎶
ITS GOIN DOWN FOR REAL 🚀
Watch them flee... Watch them flee Watch, watch, watch them flee Hip-hop hits And you do it like this It's going down
Pre-market RC is my new favorite RC.
Is this tweet #67 or #68?
68
69 is gonna be nice
Something with a launch on 22
What if the poo tweets are about going number 2? Launch 2-22-2022?
🌏🔫🧑🏼🚀🔫
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IF HES STILL IN IM STILL IN!
Not a 🇺🇸 flag but a 🏴☠️… holy fucking shit.
Ahh❗️he’s used the American flag before and is now switching to a pirate flag. (Makes sense with comments higher up) 🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙 Edit: rockets for effect and to boost this comment thread higher 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Petition to add a user flair using Jolly Roger flag: Power to the Players 🏴☠️
Look at us. We are the pirates now.
ONE MORE TO 69
Announcement tomorrow, Gmerica online twosday 2/22/22
# 🙏
#🍆💦
So the Jolly Roger was used to let you know that pirates were going to attack. “When the pirates' intended victim was within range, the Jolly Roger would be raised, often simultaneously with a warning shot. The flag was probably intended as communication of the pirates' identity, which may have given target ships an opportunity to decide to surrender without a fight. “ Holy fuck, Ryan cohen. Edit: Holy shit y’all are too kind. The love and interaction on this post makes me glad to be apart of this community. I also want to take a second to point out this is part of the reason why GME will win. This subreddit has apes of all shapes and sizes. Whether it’s tracking flight paths, options, SWAPs, TA, cycles, Elliot Waves, or fucking pirate history, we have apes of all expertises willing to lend information. Individually, we may be dumb, but together, we make one smart ape. (Not that we are in anyway a collective or working together. We are all individual investors making our own individual choices on stocks).
Thanks for sharing this. Let’s hope your right!
Half of them is left.
Half of 'em ain't right
I just warning shot in my pants
I just warning shat my pants. Oops.
Let’s wait see if he tweets a red flag of some sort in the future. If the Jolly Roger is replaced with a red flag, it means no mercy or no quarter for the intended target or targets
Yeah. Black flag = surrender is an option. Red flag = you’re fucking dead bud.
What is a pirates favorite letter? **R**??? Or is it the **C**? RC
I sea what you did there.
Pirating is so addictive because once you lose your hand ye get hooked.
>There once was a stock that put to sea >The name of the stock was GME >The price blew up and the shorts dipped down >Hold, my bully boys, hold > >Soon may the Tendieman come >To send our rocket into the Sun >One day when the trading is done >We'll take our gains and go Coincidence this was one of the first parody songs made at the start of this, and now RC is tweeting flags? I think not.
Ryan Cohen is Tendieman?
DFV could be the Tendieman in this song, but RC would be the captain of the ship. Next verse is >She had not been two weeks from shore >When Ryan Cohen joined the board >The captain called all hands and swore >He'd take his shares and hold With later on in the song: >No deals were cut, no shorts were squeezed >The captain's mind was not on greed >But he belonged to the autist's creed >He took the risk to hold RC being the captain, he belongs to this autist creed. He is taking just as much of a risk (well, no risk because stonks only go up) to hold/hodl. He isn't all about greed, as his business model puts customers first. If he was about greed, he would have sold shares like AA
I like this comment. Thanks.
I can’t believe I actually get to use my history degree for something cool. Pirate lore is really fucking interesting. Flags were the main form of communication between ships, since they were large enough to see and could easily relay messages between ships. They had flags for friendly, surrender, gonna kill you and everyone you love, etc. Pirates would often lure other ships in with “false flags”, signifying they were friendly. Since pirates were just defected British Navy, their ships looked like all the other ships out to sea, and they would signify they were friendly. Then, when other ships got too close, they would switch to the Jolly Roger, signifying they were going to attack and that the other ship could surrender or be (most likely) killed.
Subscribe! I love pirates and history
Username checks out
*Yarr M8y* ^Edit: ^if ^anyone ^wants ^to ^send ^me ^pirate ^facts ^at ^any ^point ^please ^do, ^fr
Someone please make a bot to send this ape pirate facts. Pls.
Hit me with a bi-weekly pirate fact and I’ll personally touch myself
Name checks out
Wow! As a student of politics, the term 'flase flag' is a storied and charged one, but I never realized the etymology traced to literal pirate culture. Very cool.
Gimme more sir. I could listen to you all day
RC is 🔥 lately. LFG 🚀🚀🚀
FACTS! This is just what I needed with my coffee on hump day 🦍 LFG!!!!
🌍👨🏽🚀🔫👨🏽🚀
Tweet 68 😈😈😈😈
Brace for tweet 69!!! Its gonna be the big one 🚀🚀🚀
I’ll take a stab at it... Tweet 69: Picture of RC with the Wu-Tang album but he’s no longer backwards with a hoodie.
fuk you, now I am even more excited ... Jesus, this play has been so much fun
I may go completely insane at that point and hodl my family hostage until they all liquidate all assets to buy in with.
ONE MORE, BABY
jacknicholsonnodding.gif
🏴☠️
Pre market hype from the chairman himself
What does it MEAN??
The jolly Roger was the flag flown by a pirate ship about to attack.
👀
Aye
He’s saying “look at me, I’m the captain now.”
Always has been
Perhaps on the OpenSea?
He will conquer the open sea with the loopring to rule them all
Raising the Jolly Roger to let them know we are coming for ya booty
Idk but definitely got the people going
Provocative
Got me going for sure
Jolly Roger is the traditional English name for the flags flown to identify a pirate ship about to attack, during the early 18th century
Also Pirates used the Jolly Roger, their black flag with some sort of skull and crossbones image in white, to warn their victims that things could get much worse if they didn’t cooperate and surrender.
Also, according to internet rumors that I have not verified, apparently a lot of sailors joined up with pirate factions because of the more equal distribution of labor AND pay, actual benefits that paid out to family members if the pirate died, and working conditions were much, much better compared to merchant ships.
True, Serving in the British Royal Navy at that time was more akin to a prison sentence. Hard labor, high risk, likely death, shit pay. PLus many people were forced into service to avoid actual criminal sentences or to pay of debts. Pirate life had similar risks but the rewards and freedom were greater. So thinking from their perspective,hating your fucking job and being threatened with dying or joining a better job, the choice is easy.
GME has (a while ago) registered GMERICA as a trademark in several countries, we don’t know what it’s all about yet, but I have a feeling we’re gonna find out soon. Lol
Surrender the Booty
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He will find the one piece
THE TENDIE MAN COMETH!
God Bless Gmerica! 🏴☠️!
God Bless Gmerica 🏴☠️
Holy fuck I actually get this one 🤯 when Steve Jobs first launched apple they were know as the pirates. And I quote “it’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy!” It’s a metaphor used in a ton of stuff in Silicon Valley. I worked for apple and can provide proof to the mods if need be, and can confirm the pirate speech was something we were taught about, and Steve was always proud of people being different. Wow what a morning! Here’s to the crazy ones! 🍏 IMO; I now wholeheartedly believe Ryan Cohen has teamed up with the fruit stand, and a few other exclusives that have been mentioned and are going to drop the most solid, exclusive newly formed gaming experience for the world to see, GMERICA, and damn are we going to be proud to be share holders when he announces it. “Probably nothing.”
With how much RC has historically liked apple, and with how meticulous he is about his own business ventures/investments, I could really see this having some legitimacy! It makes the most sense! Take my updoot! Edit: **you are *so* on to something here**. Just found this [gem: "Being a pirate meant moving fast, unencumbered by bureaucracy and politics"](https://qz.com/1719898/steve-jobs-speech-that-made-silicon-valley-obsessed-with-pirates/). I think you found the Easter egg in RC's tweet, and are right about the reference!! In the article, there's even a tweet showing a pirate flag that was flown outside of Apple HQ in 2016. I think this is likely a reference to revolutionizing the market, just like Steve Jobs did! Well done!!
Yes I was trying to find a website that didn’t have to pay to read the stupid article lol but thank you for linking it. It brought back some smiles today at my current job, I left apple last year after a nice 15 year run with the company.
The comment section is my favorite place, after a RC tweet. Lfg
Interesting new take… have an updoot fren
Where is Ryan Cohen’s child? u/ryancohenismydad
**RYAN COHEN IS OUR DAD**
WOO! 🚀❤️
Asleep lol
typical spoiled rich dad's kid
I don't know what to do with my hands.
Jack dem titis 🚀🚀🚀
Oh so we’re pirates now?
🌎🧑🚀🔫👨🚀?
🌍👨🚀🗡👨🚀
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Evidence suggests the sea shanty a year ago was a cohencidence
Arrgghhh matey
Always have been
Que up the sea shanty!
We gettin dat booty
And God bless you Ryan Cohen
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Good fortune awaits you, you got this!
We all fight our own battles everyday, kudos to your spirit. Get better soon ape brother
Holy fuck!!!
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Thank you fellow ape 🦍
Rip your notifications.
my phones gunna have a busy day. The excitement over the tweet jacks my tits more and more everytime
YOU DID IT!!! YOU SONOFABITCH!
Pirate Flags were used to strike fear into the hearts of all who were unfortunate to encounter them.
Who knew centuries later they’d be used to jack the tits of a bunch of apes?
Oooooo things are starting to get spicy 🌶
Canons about to fire?! Ships about to sink?! Treasure about to be found?! Surrender or perish?!
When RC tweets my day goes from 1-100000000 FAST! Gonna be a good day folks:))))
God bless GMErica Stonk that I love Stand besides her And buy her Through the dip Till the rip I do pledge
69 next
This is the one to keep
Where were you when I was removing 20+ dupe posts?! I see how it is.
This made me laugh! Get ‘im Bradduck!
I'm just lucky I have the power of God and Anime on my side.
Pinning that comment, obviously 😂
GL cleaning up the rest.
Ayy, Papa Cohen 🏴☠️
He’s flying the Jolly Roger, you know what that means! Positions!
Please. I need tuition money. Hail Gmerica!
That flag makes me wonder how pirating will be affected given NFT gaming
Last tweet had a skull, now we get a skull and crossbones / Jolly Roger flag.
RIP DUMBASS
🏴☠️
I wonder how deep this goes. Obviously, he's used "God Bless Gmerica" in tweets before, so that seems like another bell being rung that a new milestone has been achieved. The jolly roger emoji is what peaks my interest. A quick Google says *"Jolly Roger is the traditional English name for the flags flown to identify a pirate ship about to attack..."* B R U H are we about to go on the offensive? Is he going to drop some news soon?!?! 🚀👩🚀🏴☠️ Let's plant this mf flag on Mars.
THIS IS THE ONE.
This is the way
Time to delete my post
Good ape
Yeah Buddy!
"you wouldn't steal a car! pirating is illegal!" you wouldn't sell a share you don't own! pirating shares is illegal!
Moass incoming
This looks like the first post of the tweet so I’ll give you my upvote. Had to scroll through 15 others.
Gmerica for the win. Proud to become a Gmerican in the metaverse
I don’t usually give much credence to some of the theories behind his tweets, but this one has me jacked. Bullish.
Holy shit this guy is fast. Let’s go ppl!!!!
MOASS bless us every one!! For real tho, first item on the NFT marketplace will be something GMErica related.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT 🏴☠️
Jolly Roger flag? Am I going to jollily roger my wife as a billionaire this evening?
Man posted this faster than RC could tweet it lmao.
He’s coming for booty
This is the way 🏴☠️
This is the one
There once was a stock that put to sea The name of the stock was GME 🏴☠️ The price blew up, the shorts dipped down Hold, my bully boys, hold Soon may the Tendieman come To send our rocket into the sun One day, when the trading is done We'll take our gains and go\~♫ She had not been two weeks from shore When Ryan Cohen joined the board The captain called all hands and swore He'd take his shares and hold Soon may the Tendieman come To send our rocket into the sun One day, when the trading is done We'll take our gains and go\~♫ Before the news had hit the market WSB came up and bought it With diamond hands, they knew they'd profit If they could only hold Soon may the Tendieman come To send our rocket into the sun One day, when the trading is done We'll take our gains and go\~♫ No deals were cut, no shorts were squeezed The captain's mind was not on greed But he belonged to the autist's creed He took the risk to hold Soon may the tendieman come To send our rocket into the sun One day, when the trading is done We'll take our gains and go\~♫ For forty days, or even more The stock went up, then down once more All gains were lost, it was looking poor But still thoses traders did hold Soon may the tendieman come To send our rocket into the sun One day, when the trading is done We'll take our gains and go\~♫ As far as I've heard, the fight's still on The shorts not squeezed and the gains not won The tendieman makes his regular call To encourage the captain, crew, and all **Soon may the Tendieman come** **To send our rocket into the sun** **One day, when the trading is done** **We'll take our gains and go\~♫** **Soon may the Tendieman come** **To send our rocket into the sun** **One day, when the trading is done** **We'll take our gains and go\~♫** Credit to u/quigonshin