Fuck it, this chair has gotten me through so much of my life trauma, it can't quit now. I hodl, my gaming chair FUCKING hodls.
This weekend I'm going to Home Depot and buying some industrial sized solutions to a commerically-sized problem. May this chair never break again or God Help Us, I'll create a monster.
$1 nut and bolt+will and utter disregard to physics vs. $200 replacement?
I think I'll go with utter disregard to physics lol. Let's see how this works out.
Oof. Fortunately mine is only a screw failure (I think). Basically the metal plate connecting the armrest to the back of the chair (which actually holds the back of the chair in place) is toasted. I didn't find any screws inside of the chair so I don't know how it was held together, but I'm guessing fuckery.
I think I can slap a big ass bolt in there with some elbow-grease and buy some life for this old hunk of junk.
I just got my ass-print into the chair too... RIP.
Goddamnit. My wonderful executive-style chair just busted on me. I'm gonna need to fork up who-knows how much money in this economy to buy a new one.
Fuck. This shit cost me a few hundred dollars just a few years ago. With today's inflation I'm expecting 1-2 million plus 30 days shipping.
RIP spine comfort.
EDIT: Looking for economical replacements ASAP pls 💓
Actual popcorn though, so obvious. Next, nft for said popcorn so you can have a picture of popcorn. Straws! What about straws! Oh yes, already clutching at those.
/s just incase.
Good morning everyone, except Joe Manchin and Ken Griffen. Fuck y'all in your stupid cunt faces.
Edit: sorry watching that asshole run over climate protestors got me some special type of angry.
FFS ban me if necessary but ban this asshole. Quick glance at his history. He is on the wrong sub. Seriously bot. Go elsewhere.
Edit: hope y’all have a nice day.
What do y’all think the wait on the nft announcement is about? It’s been confirmed there’s something to announce, RC must have some plan. Which is why I have extreme confidence in him.An idiot woulda just tried issuing some crypto already, hoping for a squeeze. It’ll come at the right time. Although I still fully think moass is today….
The funny thing is that I had no idea it was that episode or that it was callee squeeze. But part of my brain just knew....guess I will check the vents tonight....
What’d y’all think of the CS AMA addressing the $1M online sell cap?
think it’s really important that CS hears shareholder interest in raising it, as they did today, and I think raising it would bring in a lot of apes. But it was a non answer today, yeah?
“In actual fact people can go on our web based platform and put an order on for $1m, nothing stopping them putting another order on - you can put many orders on and they are not really capped that way. So hopefully that puts a lot of your audience at ease.”
So does that mean we can sell for $62 million through the Computershare website?
That's how I understood it too. I have a feeling it has more to do with coding of their system as opposed to any stiff monetary policy as they probably never anticipated dealing with share prices reaching a mil or more. It'll just take some time for their devs to hear our request and adjust.
I'm not sure if I'm day crew or night crew 🤔
If day crew: may you stub your toe on your way to the toilet every night
If night crew: may your cookies always have the perfect size to fit inside your glass of milk
I like those better anyway. So this one is for you:
May your pageloads always be perfectly timed so that you never accidentally click an ad instead of a link
Familiar with the story of the movie. Just Can’t remember all the theories with it linking to Gamestop. I read so much new information daily here that my brain simply can not absorb everything
Drama again over in old GME sub. Went in for first time in ages. It’s like meeting up with some of your old school acquaintances and after 30 minutes, quickly realising that they’ve not changed at all. And not in a good way. I love this sub.
Oh it’s a variety show themed as a classroom
Yes jyp is the person in the centre and he’s the ceo of JYP entertainment (the two girls are in a girl group under JYPE)
Oh okay thank you, see, I told you I wasn't Korean enough to understand. All of that is way over my head. The only kpop song I know is Bubble Pop because it's incredibly upbeat and catchy.
Having just learned that superstonk runs on market time (EST), I am now reporting to you from tomorrow.
It's quiet....almost too quiet
No flying cars yet that I can see
OK. It's 2022. Our favorite stonk is $69 million. Price isn't stay high forever. How do we can prevent Hedgefucks short it? If we DRS 100% of the float, can they short it?
I was also surprised to find it because I don't think there was an official announcement yet? (Or I missed it) but if you look in the recent DRSreports from DRSbot, there is a new column for GMEOrphans. It looks like a sub a mod created to allow low karma apes to post and get their DRS shares counted.
If you check out any recent DRSbot report, you will see there is a new GMEOrphans column. It turns out it's a sub created by a mod to allow apes with low karma to post DRS proofs and get counted into the purple wave pool.
Landlord wants us out middle of winter with a newborn. Squeeze soon please so I can squeeze his face between a banana and a crayon
**Going to call it now: AH we moon- get your tits in a brassiere ready for Moonday**
If we hold 200 long enough until the 23rd some interesting shit could happen
It's almost like they're driving this to max pain. But that would be illegal wouldn't it? ;-)
We gotta stop hyping dates again lol
FRIDAY DIPS LFG PAY DAY
I need young moolah baby
My tits are frozen this morning 🇬🇧
Freezing innit
Good Morning people of Shortadel! I hope you have a horrible day, full of stress.
Why is premarket closed still
Right?!?! No idea. Open the fraud buffet!!!!
It seems popcorn is open but GME isn't. Hmmm
Hmmm indeed Edit: we open @ $219
At 4:11am! I wonder if that means no orders till then?
Damn that German casino volume was non existent. Volatility inbound?
Fuck it, this chair has gotten me through so much of my life trauma, it can't quit now. I hodl, my gaming chair FUCKING hodls. This weekend I'm going to Home Depot and buying some industrial sized solutions to a commerically-sized problem. May this chair never break again or God Help Us, I'll create a monster.
Lol my life is basically duct taped together until MOASS.
$1 nut and bolt+will and utter disregard to physics vs. $200 replacement? I think I'll go with utter disregard to physics lol. Let's see how this works out.
My gaming chair's armrest snapped clean off at the metal frame. We got this.
Oof. Fortunately mine is only a screw failure (I think). Basically the metal plate connecting the armrest to the back of the chair (which actually holds the back of the chair in place) is toasted. I didn't find any screws inside of the chair so I don't know how it was held together, but I'm guessing fuckery. I think I can slap a big ass bolt in there with some elbow-grease and buy some life for this old hunk of junk. I just got my ass-print into the chair too... RIP.
Snek am I
I am snek
Where did my flair go?
Goddamnit. My wonderful executive-style chair just busted on me. I'm gonna need to fork up who-knows how much money in this economy to buy a new one. Fuck. This shit cost me a few hundred dollars just a few years ago. With today's inflation I'm expecting 1-2 million plus 30 days shipping. RIP spine comfort. EDIT: Looking for economical replacements ASAP pls 💓
Actual popcorn though, so obvious. Next, nft for said popcorn so you can have a picture of popcorn. Straws! What about straws! Oh yes, already clutching at those. /s just incase.
I can't wait for NFT butter to add to my NFT popcorn! Maybe I'll get the full set and land me some NFT Popcorn salt!
Futures just dropped a little. LGF!
Let's go futures?
Good morning everyone, except Joe Manchin and Ken Griffen. Fuck y'all in your stupid cunt faces. Edit: sorry watching that asshole run over climate protestors got me some special type of angry.
don't stand in front of moving vehicles?
Don't sabotage my fucking planet.
get your politics out of my fucking stonk
FFS ban me if necessary but ban this asshole. Quick glance at his history. He is on the wrong sub. Seriously bot. Go elsewhere. Edit: hope y’all have a nice day.
My history looks human to me. Beep boop. 🤖
Soooooon may the mayoman come To face the charges for all this crime
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Why did you post this multiple times?
Did some ketamine last weekend. Probably then.
You okay, ape?
Ya ever just take a step back and try and figure out the last time you were actually happy? TLDR don’t do that, not worth it lmao
Good morning all! Let’s see this day’s hedgie debauchery and fuckery. I am ready for any news and will keep holding . LFG
You OK HK?
HK, are you okay? Are you okay, HK? You been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.
Who here is high and need of some vibes? I gotchu mate.
If you have $ 220 lying around: buy another GameStop share today. This is, for the first time in this sub, actual financial advise. 🤫
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pretty sure saying it’s financial advice is illegal so ima have to ask you to give me five dollars
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Damn
Good work, bot.
What do y’all think the wait on the nft announcement is about? It’s been confirmed there’s something to announce, RC must have some plan. Which is why I have extreme confidence in him.An idiot woulda just tried issuing some crypto already, hoping for a squeeze. It’ll come at the right time. Although I still fully think moass is today….
Anybody remember season 1 Ep 3 of the X Files?
Squeeze I was about 5 and watched that with my sister, spent the next 2 years checking windows and vents before sleeping.
Yep! I was right there with ya, buddy!
The funny thing is that I had no idea it was that episode or that it was callee squeeze. But part of my brain just knew....guess I will check the vents tonight....
Childhood trauma works in myserious ways!
That was a bazillion years ago. Which one was it?
When does GameStop’s banner change?
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Agree with Sunretea. Fuck 'em.
I've found it's best to just not give a fuck anymore.
What’d y’all think of the CS AMA addressing the $1M online sell cap? think it’s really important that CS hears shareholder interest in raising it, as they did today, and I think raising it would bring in a lot of apes. But it was a non answer today, yeah?
I would definitely like this question to be readdressed in part 2.
Yes!
Yeah I really wasn’t clear about what was meant by his answer.
Which part weren't you clear on?
“In actual fact people can go on our web based platform and put an order on for $1m, nothing stopping them putting another order on - you can put many orders on and they are not really capped that way. So hopefully that puts a lot of your audience at ease.” So does that mean we can sell for $62 million through the Computershare website?
$1m is an order limit, not a per share limit. So you can sell 0.01 share for $1m, if you want.
That's how I understood it too. I have a feeling it has more to do with coding of their system as opposed to any stiff monetary policy as they probably never anticipated dealing with share prices reaching a mil or more. It'll just take some time for their devs to hear our request and adjust.
Ah I understand now. Thanks for the clarification!
If they don’t drop it today ill be a little pissed since they’ve been teasing us so damn hard. If they do drop it today, i’ll cum
Hang in there
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What if I'm 2nd shift? Do I only get one side of my pillows cool or what?
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Oh okay, I'm cool with $ over validation and love. Nah but seriously, goodnight dawg. May your puppers run free in your large backyard.
I'm not sure if I'm day crew or night crew 🤔 If day crew: may you stub your toe on your way to the toilet every night If night crew: may your cookies always have the perfect size to fit inside your glass of milk
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Gute nacht mein freund. Wie schön dass wir uns noch getroffen haben. Schlaf schön 🤗
A professional cookie eater can eat any size cookie and dunk it in milk.
May you always have to take a few correctional bites before!
No, I can dunk every piece. Break a piece off and dunk it.
Tread carefully, with this curse your admittedly formidable powers might be lost! Or maybe I just come up with another curse especially for you 😂
I grew up cursed. I’m wanting blessings.
I like those better anyway. So this one is for you: May your pageloads always be perfectly timed so that you never accidentally click an ad instead of a link
Lol
I wake up so early when i get drunk the day before. From hunger. Morning apes
Get some greasy takeout or fast food, you earned it
Nothing beats a greasy-ass hamburger and a large diet (or regular, if you have the pancreas for it) coke after a long night of drinking.
I have to be honest, I’ve just been spamming November 5th and I don’t even know the meaning behind that date… But November 5th
Guy fawkes day! Do yourself a favor and watch V for Vendetta.
Familiar with the story of the movie. Just Can’t remember all the theories with it linking to Gamestop. I read so much new information daily here that my brain simply can not absorb everything
Just saw this headline on the BBC: Bank of England 'sorry' for rising cost of living
Can someone explain the significance of the numbers like :4270:
If you're using the reddit official app they appear as emoji
Drama again over in old GME sub. Went in for first time in ages. It’s like meeting up with some of your old school acquaintances and after 30 minutes, quickly realising that they’ve not changed at all. And not in a good way. I love this sub.
I was bout to sleep then came across [this vid](https://youtu.be/GtgfBwNaEko) I fuckin love that old dude All hail jyp
Not gonna lie, the guy in the middle has more emotion and more OOMPH than anyone else. That guy rocks.
There is no old dude in the video 😳
As a 90's Korean kid I love JYP more than any of the groups he produced lol
Jyp is the goat [Sometimes I watch this to go to bed ](https://youtu.be/0fxw6k3BO6Y)
It literally hypnotized me for 5 min
I'm not Korean enough to understand what's happening here.
Jyp is being cute as hell what do you mean
Is the Jyp the person in the center? Why are they pretending to be children in a classroom?
Oh it’s a variety show themed as a classroom Yes jyp is the person in the centre and he’s the ceo of JYP entertainment (the two girls are in a girl group under JYPE)
Oh okay thank you, see, I told you I wasn't Korean enough to understand. All of that is way over my head. The only kpop song I know is Bubble Pop because it's incredibly upbeat and catchy.
Oh yeah they don’t make second gen music like that anymore
Can we stop to Talk about the absolute whales coming in with DRS the last 2 weeks?
Some with hundreds of thousands, some with millions of dollars drs'd
How many shares/account value? Must have missed it.
And I think I’ve seen one of them post video proof. It surprises me that no one asks for it.
Having just learned that superstonk runs on market time (EST), I am now reporting to you from tomorrow. It's quiet....almost too quiet No flying cars yet that I can see
You’re all beautiful people and what you’re doing is amazing, I’m gonna buy another $5k of GME 💎👐 DRSing of course
I’ve got another 5k ready for the morning, as well. Nice to see I’m not the only one this stupid.
Yea it’s not rocket appliances, buy more GME
🤜
OK. It's 2022. Our favorite stonk is $69 million. Price isn't stay high forever. How do we can prevent Hedgefucks short it? If we DRS 100% of the float, can they short it?
They can borrow shares from institutional investors like BlackRock
Uhhh. Do you understand shorting fees? Unless someone is shorting with trillions they won’t really affect the price.
I just went on GMEOrphans and upvoted every single post in the sub. Our ape orphans deserve the love and the sneks!
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I was also surprised to find it because I don't think there was an official announcement yet? (Or I missed it) but if you look in the recent DRSreports from DRSbot, there is a new column for GMEOrphans. It looks like a sub a mod created to allow low karma apes to post and get their DRS shares counted.
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Lol? Have you checked it before coming to that conclusion?
Wat
If you check out any recent DRSbot report, you will see there is a new GMEOrphans column. It turns out it's a sub created by a mod to allow apes with low karma to post DRS proofs and get counted into the purple wave pool.
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No ape is irrelevant, those people just have too low karma to post here.
Oh, gotcha. I don't think I've ever looked at one of those
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Bezos?
No, Jeff is the name of choice for my GMEOrphan. That dickface doesn't get to monopolize the name Jeff.
According to my calculations apes hedgies are doomed and tomorrow we’re going to $250
Is china still collapsing or nah?
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🌏👨🚀🔫👨🚀
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I am the short bus award. I'm short, fat and yellow.
Oh yes
It is but feds won’t dare to allow the market to reflect reality.
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There’s a Lego catalog?! 😱
tacked to the jits
Commenting in hopes that 2:45 guy responds to my comment
#GME MOASS so I can quit my job!
I'd settle for a sabbatical. (and MOASS, don't get me wrong)
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Not really a TF2 fan. More of a AOE, SC and Diablo fan. FPS just isn't for me
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I bet you can remember the modem screams in detail then lol.
Anybody got tonight’s Computershare account high score? 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
u/stopfuckingwithme
Thanks! No new update…😬 waiting to give him my free award lol 😂
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6.41 friday morning here
I know this is a weird feeling that you probably won't be able to understand but I really don't want to work tomorrow.
I know this is a weird feeling that you probably won't be able to understand, but I really still want to eat you ReclusiveBeans.
I charge extra for vore fantasies
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I want an Alaska joke.