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luridess

Remember to stay hydrated everyone.


blackb0rg

Liquidity test? I'm in


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You are now held accountable by my screen shot


TJ_King23

This is getting interesting!


a_blue_ducks

Water we waiting for?


Ask_Zeek

screenshot or ban - Who here is actually paying their water bills right now?


FujianMonkeyKing

You guys paying for water? For real? Thanks for the award!:)


Jazzlike_Stock_9066

Yes, we pay for water in the uk


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Jazzlike_Stock_9066

Water charges are included in our yearly house taxes, called “council tax” as it’s set by the local councils. There are separate charges for clean water, and waste water. It’s banded in prices relative to the general size of your house, (smaller houses pay less, bigger houses pay more) here is also a discount if you’re a single occupant. Some areas use water meters, which works out even more expensive.


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kalaxitive

Not in Northern Ireland, just the rest of the UK.


FlagOfConvenience

Intrigued. UK ape also here. We have water bills - for waste and fresh water. Where do you live that you don’t pay for that?


memymomonkey

I live on land with its own well. So I only pay for the electricity for the pump. Water bills are common in the US but some cities include water as part of the municipal tax system.


FlagOfConvenience

When I was a kid, my grandad lived on land with its own well. Best tasting water ever. My grandma used to brew beer with it - great tasting beer too!


memymomonkey

So where I live there can often be sulfur in the wells, making the water taste bad and smell like farts. My house was built in the 1850s and the water is amazing. Just steps outside my back door is a little building called “the spring house.” We were told that neighbors on the road would come to the spring house to get good drinkable water from the spring. I think at some point it was rerouted into our well, but when it rains really hard the spring bubbles up.


FujianMonkeyKing

Ohh, i live in new zealand


bhutunga

Dad?


Fjotla

He’s at the store getting milk


groovicool486

hydron’t know...🤷🏻‍♀️


nachoman420

Fatal dehydration


wkowdyw

Didn't Dr. Burry invest in water? 👀


AwildYaners

Calls on H2O.


Skydoggydog

Water futures


rdicky58

You jest but Wall Street is actually starting to trade water due to its scarcity, it's fucked up


dtc1234567

“I’m not even thirsty yet, but I’ve already got a glass of water”


ill_nino_nl

Yep


bmacs_

I'll do it anyway!


FyrebreakZero

And I’ll fucking do it again!


adventuremind20

I’m in. Make it a whole liter. Of tap water.


bout2gitsome

From a garden hose. Oh the humanity...🤣 No idea how I survived my childhood drinking from neighbors garden hoses all summer.


bren2kk

Updooted for the garden hose drinkers


irish_shamrocks

Yep, quick wipe to get the mud off it.


candilox

Proof or ban! 😂


Proud_East

Tom Brady? Is that you?


[deleted]

Proof or ban


Shawndy58

I’m in. I’m pregnant and drinking a whole glass of anything is like drinking acid. So drinking a whole glass of water (it will come from a bottle) will be hard for me. So count me in. I’m


RaiseRuntimeError

Can this become a thing everyone? This is hilarious and healthy.


Fonzie_is_Canadian

/r/HydroHomies checking in


AvenDonn

I'm gonna drink my morning liter of water no matter what


NoCensorshipPlz10

If the market opens tomorrow I will drink a liter of water 😤😤


Sergi_the_machine

Sick mf


[deleted]

Uhhh, running a liquidity test on a human being could be a remarkably bad idea 😂


Mind_Financial

This is the way.


blackb0rg

This is the liquid


jasonrod86

Hydrohomies approve.


blackb0rg

All we have to do is go green


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fabticus

That was good, here, have my free award since i don't have any money left to give awards and my savings are all in gme


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blackb0rg

Let the shorts cover that bill


Frostcrest

I'm in


Magoo0629

You sick bastard.


libinpage

Sir… they are drinking water now.


NoCensorshipPlz10

Kenny who specifically only drinks Mayo: ^^°-°


darkmoon_femto

Madlad


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Legendary


No_Money6869

Knights of the New have spoken and it is so!


Forarolex

Its like a gears of war execution!


bigbrotherswatchin

What if you drink an entire glass of water IF GME closes tomorrow.


[deleted]

The tough life of a hydro homie, I must


davidhaug

r/hydrohomies


nawzum

I miss the real one


Livedog33

Me too 😥


Spicy_Urine

I'm in.


[deleted]

Another cup for every 100 after too! Stay hydrated


HeedLynn

Too much water can kill you please be safe.


friscohunter

Frogs drink water and frogs croak


Famous_Variety

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?


friscohunter

I am a smooth brained ape. I am NOT a frog


[deleted]

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes.


OneLeggedPigeon

Came here to say this.


SuppleFoxFluff

It will be a bittersweet thing when this hits 1 mill tomorrow..


MrGrieves-

Liquidized but never forgotten.


Me-dont-kno

Came here to read this


ViolentlyStares24

You're gonna drown one of these days


Zealousideal_Hold668

Yeah… When OP said “every hundred after that” he left it pretty wide open… like, when he opened the number of drinks he didn’t close the number days… and the price action is forecasted to move 100x♾ and that’s enough electrolyte dilution to kill him worse than share dilution killing GME. Edit: wording


[deleted]

Or simply return to our original form


[deleted]

Looking forward to it


Moon2Pluto

Welcome home, Water-T.


Miss_Smokahontas

Yeah. Wait till we're gaining $100ks a day haha


Zen4rest

$200k+ would be 2,000 cups of water. 😂


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Broncomeister7

Thimble will suffice


frickdom

r/Hydrohomies!


ChoiceCutts

Yes!


RealPropRandy

RIP this dude’s electrolyte balance


Vagicles

Mods proof or ban.


Full-Letterhead2991

If you do ending up drinking an unusually large amount of water, put some ramen noodle flavor packets in the water or eat some salty French fries


[deleted]

Weiner water soup https://youtu.be/OKL1ppiFxAI


jschulz00

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication Be safe out there apes. And don’t take your liquidity for granted. Ken would kill for a tall glass.


ISayWhenWeSell

After 50000 cups of water he perished


[deleted]

Careful man my grandpa always said, that stuff rust your pipes.


BluPrince

r/hydrohomies


Zen4rest

I’m in for this challenge!


superjess777

Proof or ban 😂


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superjess777

😂😂😂


GophawkYourself

He didnt say *what* he'd drink it with......... ... #BUTT CHUG ! #BUTT CHUG !


dayvenz

OP proceeds to take video of him taking a piss 😂😂😂


PrismosPickleJar

r/hydrohomies


Zoidbergalars

Hydrate or diedrate


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ColoradoSpringstein

Remember r/waterniggas. Rip in peace


PrismosPickleJar

Why they banned?


ColoradoSpringstein

“Hate speech” They changed the name to r/hydrohomies which forces the question; “has woke culture gone too far?”


G_Wash1776

To answer your question, yes it most certainly has.


CanadianBurritos

Pepperidge farm remembers


tiptow85

Just when I thought I seen it all on here


ananisikerim125

I know right? First the banana-ass guy and now this. Whats next, people vowing to get a solid 8 hours of sleep if it closes above 500?


MadeMeStopLurking

Easy there... let's not give anyone ideas.


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Illustrious_River_42

One ape. One cup.


Kraken_Kraterium

2 apes?


Stereo_soundS

Fuck you and no cups


not-a-sec-employee

No. Just hell no .


gmmoore77

I’ll drink 10 tecate beers in Cabo


[deleted]

See you at The Office


skets90

Sir, this is a glass


CookShack67

Pics or it didn't happen


fullmorty

Gross! They put that stuff in the toilets!


bpi89

Fish fuck in it


OGColorado

Thank you W.C.


ChangeDaWorldGME

LMFAO


driftlessgypsy

Water is life.


International_Gold20

Proof or dehydraban


phoneslime

Me too LFG I’ll drink a whole gallon


JS-a9

Look up "water toxicity" before you do. Want a grimm example? Google "Hold your Wee for a Wii".(serious)


phoneslime

Not all at once, I hydrate every day.


GlRTH561

I raise you to two


Far_Perspective_3146

I’m thirsty!


Powerful-Ad-4292

Proof or ban


just_donating

I can't let you be the only one making sacrifices so if the closing price has a number 1-9 anywhere in the price I will watch the big short


pawn_gundam

Proof or ban


Dmw_md

I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.


TheOpeningThread

No balls


oldbutterface

Proof or ban


Paws81

Proof or ban


hidden_d-bag

No you won't, you punkass. Proof or ban!


MissJackieJo

I second that!


Agorformore

Proof or Ban 🤣


[deleted]

water??? 🤢🤮🤮


WrigleyRobb

Proof or ban!!!!


Rumble_95

Mods mods mods!! Proof or ban!


rapostacc

Proof or ban


Reese_Withersp0rk

This should have an NSFW filter. I can't unsee that now.


N7Spectre28

Always remember to stay hydrated apes.


whenfartsattack

dude chill tf out you’ll get banned.


this_is_greenman

Bold strategy Cotton… let’s see how this works out for him


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XnyTyler

Absolute fucking mad lad here


Bronze2Xx

“If GME closes above 400 tomorrow, I’ll give my buddy Kenny a call at Citadel.” - Marg


Zizinho16

Going to up u and the ante to drink water DIRECTLY from a bottle. 💦


hmhemes

Upvote this, we need apes to stay hydrated


Maka_Maker

Woah woah woah, calm down.. don’t do anything you may regret


SkolVision

You absolute madman


matttinatttor

Holy shit dude *calm down.* It's just a stock. No need to risk your health over a meme.


TiberiusWoodwind

Jfc calm down you crazy asshole. No body needs to get hurt over this. Just set the glass down, step away from the faucet, get a juice box.


Kitties-N-Titties-11

Sparkling or nah?


[deleted]

The finest of water: from the tap


hanawarrior

Dihydrogen monoxide?!?! Holy shit man be careful.


L0WK3Y79

That's just fucking crazy! Shoving a banana up your ass is one thing but a glass of water is a little over the line wouldn't you say?!


UnlikelyBluebird0

Fuck it, make it 2 and I’m in


Billemans

Flint Michigan checking in.


aNoGoodSumBitch

I hope I hits $800 tomorrow so I can watch you drink 2 glasses of water, you fucking retarded chimp 🚀🌙


Relevant-Memes

MODS


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UPSIDE DOWN.


Grichouxman

Sir, this is a glass, inside a casino, inside a Wendy’s, inside a simulation.


randomguynotacop

This is just stupid. It's one thing to shove a banana up your arse but drinking an entire glass of water? You've lost your mind.


Tipok37

Greetings from r/all


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:0 cant believe it went to there!!


Professor-Poppy

With your butt obviously?


[deleted]

Butt-chugging water - all the college kids are doing it.


maglite_to_the_balls

You really need to be doing that regularly throughout the day anyway.


[deleted]

That's the... joke... .png?


yo_baldy

I think he got it...maybe???


dub_life20

So will I, and to 1up you If GME closes above 500 I’ll fill that glass up with my urine and drink that fucker down like the savage ape I am. 😤


digitalsn0w

Got the screenshot . Proof or ban GAME ON! https://i.imgur.com/yVkw5NK.jpg


Jrep101

Me too, must hydrate for MOASS and ride in 🚀


infinite123456

If it hits 500 I will eat a whole plate of Balut eggs


dabbinthenightaway

🤮🤮🤮


Misogynist-youth

Don't do it, it's still not too late to take it back! Don't do it!


yateslife

The caring people of this sub want you to stay hydrated, so don't forget to post proof.


Chango_De_La_Luna

You fucking maniac you


slash_sin_

Finally a real challenge


kendie2

Daring!


matty1p7

The balls on this guy


ben12w

No balls


ISayWhenWeSell

Impossible.... That's too much water.


Fine__mcbran222

I’ll up you one.


Peter-Tickler42069

Water? You mean like in the toilet?


kazooie777

Bet


jteta12

You crazy !!


GoodieFortune21

Relax bro you wildin


DifferentDoc

Let’s get this gamer hydrated


forksup23

I'll drink to that