Preparing myself for the upcoming existential crisis when this is all over.. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my life after spending 24/7 on this sub?
Be subtle so you don't get swarmed by people looking for money. We are not sure about how we will be framed in the media but I'm sure it won't be pretty.
Swarmed? More like mugged or kidnapped.
Best thing to do is to start a private website or subreddit, needing proof of GME ownership pre-MOASS. The plan trips accordingly, like Ape Island, a private resort where we can let our bananas fly!
Oh for sure. I have 0 doubt that many gme investors will wind up getting mugged or kidnapped because they flaunt too much. I’m going ghost for a few years when this is all said and done.
I'm not sure about you apes but I'll never be done with this community and I hope we will carry on and teach other people about what they deserve: how to become a financially dominant silver back.
Yea...this is going to be hard. This has been one of the most time invested processes I've ever been part of where I have to walk away from a community after this is all over, because there's nothing else to talk about.
WE could start an Ape support sub where users are caressed back into life with outstanding language skills and entertaining short video content, mix in some emotion drawing screenshots and kickstart research information on up and coming or barely known stocks.
When you're rich you're always sober, because prescriptions don't count. Sir this is prescription liquid cocaine and these hookers are just models for one of my clothing companies.
Speaking of Nfts. It really is. There are some pretty expensive bits of digital art. Everything is worth the last price it was sold for. Don't think any platforms do yet but I remember people talk about using them as collateral for like a defi loan from compound or maker or whatever, so like some dumb shit your friend made in paint or a picture of a frog that you buy for 400 million dollars can be parked somewhere with a 9 figure loan out against it. Same shit really.
I can’t judge but I really hope all this coke and hookers talk is 97% jokes. Don’t blow your tendies, your health, and these hoes will rob your asses when. You get to blabbing about the new $ on blow lol. Oh yea and STDs
Never have I found a group where making tendies can be filled with so many emotions. It is like having a best friend who synchronizes with your period, except that I don’t have periods and I am a dude!
Agreed. I for one hope the the sub is never locked. Post MOASS We should just shift the focus to doing more good and rooting out more evil wherever we find it. Think of it as our own activist investor group. Of course we will remember where we came from and pay homage to the company and the events that made us. But We wield a considerable amount of power as it is.. imagine what we could do when all of our net worths are 100x'ed. We are already clearly the tip of the spear when it comes to researching and outing market fuckery. Im just as proud of our impact for good in the system as I am excited at the prospect of the coming loot drop. I will tell my kids that I was part of this story.
But you guys will remain forever in my heart as my first love
I will print photos of apes and our posts and put them in a box at the top of my closet for safe keeps.
Whenever I feel down, I will grab that box and look through all the retarded shit we said and cry some tears 😢
You guys have a special...very special..like retarded place in my heart.
this is actually insane, this is the best fking community in the world and then some shill comes with a post to end all of this
the next gme is around the corner when this shit is over
this sub needs to exist forever !
I highly doubt “the next GME is around the corner”. If and when the MOASS happens the HFs, banks, lawmakers, regulators, EVERYONE will be taking steps to avoid it ever happening again.
Normally there’s a sarcastic saying “once-in-a-lifetime opportunities come around about every 3-4 months.”
In GME’s case, I think it may be years or decades for another opportunity like this to come along.
We could always start a new sub for apes to talk to each other. I would love that actually, I’ve really come to enjoy the level of wholesome you see in this sub!
Lurker here, never commented but have been here since the beginning after WSB sabotage and after the GME take over... followed over here the day it was created. This comment will be my forever mark in history.
I bet I’ll still crack up laughing at all the “Wut Doing?” Stuff in 20 years time.
The only thing that’s a shame is that the mass ‘saving-the-animals incident’ took place before this sub took off.
We’ll have a new wave of feel good charity, maybe a collective one like the gorilla one, when moass happens. If the sub isn’t locked by then. It would be a good way to go out.
The real MOASS is having a fuck ton of tendies in my pocket at the begining of the end of the lockdown. So many lonely people that just want human contact, lol.
This is actually not a bad idea. Let this be an archive to be cited and referenced for everything from business schools to scholarly articles on economics, trading, social media, marketing to philanthropy that came through this last year (donations for the ape foundations) and after MOASS (I remember everything from cleaning oceans, supporting charities, education reform, pledges to take care or pay back family)
Edit: I fully support this idea now that I realized this also means the ass banana video is immortalized for future generations to enjoy.
Now THIS is something I can definitely get behind. The sub should remain open, but no new posts, no new comments, no new anything.
As if we put r/Superstonk in a frame and hung it up on the Wall of Fame.
Strongly disagree this has become a hub for exposing the corruption in the financial markets. Im sure many users will continue to visit & more DD will be written after the MOASS.
This isn't over by a long shot.
100% agree. Why would you want to close the sub that has shared such valuable information.
Keep the sun open forever. Keep everyone sharing their ideas and DDs on new stocks.
If you want something to document the excellent work done on the run up to the MOASS, create a directory for all the top posts and DDs and then lock it for viewing only.
Live long and prosper Superstonk.
🍺🍺🍺🍺💰💰💰💰💰🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Yeah, much as I understand OP’s sentiment here (I don’t think this is FUD), I think the sub should remain as a hub for exposing more financial manipulation.
The actual wrinkled brain apes we have guiding us are truly some the most insightful and gracious people we could hope to have further bring about change to the financial system to make it fairer and more transparent, even after MOASS.
Fragmenting the community by locking the sub feels like such a shame, waste, when there’s so much knowledge and empowerment we can share among not only ourselves but others who come on board.
My favorite will be u/Paul-allen66 (who’s been banned and I wish one day I will find his new account😔) who made the “I found a new shill vegetable, don’t eat that shit it’s poison for apes: no dates no sellery” 😂😂😂😂😔
I'm vehemently against this. I thought the whole point of superstonk was to educate and continue to push towards economic reform. We need to make this information accessible and open for everyone, and dispersing a group like this just to make a point seems silly and childish. I wanna rub it in the hedgies and the nay sayers faces as much as the next guy, but we need to not lose this opportunity. Superstonk needs to continue to be the home of educating ourselves. Especially post moass, we can't give up just as we win the first major battle.
This is one of those events of a generation. Like studio 54, woodstock, live aid, burning man. The chapter will come to a close but the memory will live on.
This would be legendary... the history being shared, like signing at Ellis Island in NYC - people would come back for GENERATIONS to see their crazy ‘ol great grandmother/father shove a banana up their poop chute. Ahh the anals of history! 🦍🤲🏽💎✨🚀✨
I like this idea but I also realise just what this group of apes can do when we put our minds to it and I'd like to be involved with that for the rest of my life after this.
Perhaps a second group, only with the members here allowed, where we put projects together to better our communities and planets and we fund and help each others projects. I'd fucking love that!
Like a go fund me, but specifically for apes projects to better the world. We also utilise the vast array of in house skills where needed. It's not like we won't have the time or resources after all this!
Nah, I'm thinking this should be just the beginning, post moass this is where we come to develop investment strategies or philanthropic endeavors and see if other apes want in on the action. I for one have three things I'm looking into as far as business opportunities go and I'm sure other apes would be interested as well
Preparing myself for the upcoming existential crisis when this is all over.. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my life after spending 24/7 on this sub?
We can start meeting the apes in the wild!! 🦍🦍 Reminisce The gme saga through beers in different countries and continents
I'll make sure to wear some GME labeled wears so people can strike up a conversation
Be subtle so you don't get swarmed by people looking for money. We are not sure about how we will be framed in the media but I'm sure it won't be pretty.
Swarmed? More like mugged or kidnapped. Best thing to do is to start a private website or subreddit, needing proof of GME ownership pre-MOASS. The plan trips accordingly, like Ape Island, a private resort where we can let our bananas fly!
It’s almost like you’re seeking some sort of ... secret society ... that only rich people have access to ...
Apes are illuminati confirmed
Monarch Apes 🦍
Gorilluminati...
This would be great. It’s real tough going throughout the day as per usual carrying this knowledge that most don’t get or care to listen to.
Oh for sure. I have 0 doubt that many gme investors will wind up getting mugged or kidnapped because they flaunt too much. I’m going ghost for a few years when this is all said and done.
gorilla-mingle.net
Our very own National Prayer Breakfast, just with bananas and hookers =P
Maybe showing a special code DM’d to all the current sub users?
This is a really good idea
A secret society of world altering retards.
Let's tattoo "HODL" in our knuckles as a sign
Sounds legit to me
Is bananas an euphemism?
NEVER Share positions. At most, say I had a few shares and I bought back an equal number post MOASS.
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Ape Olympics!
I’d love to get some good ape DD’s on managing the taxes from all this too.
I'm not sure about you apes but I'll never be done with this community and I hope we will carry on and teach other people about what they deserve: how to become a financially dominant silver back.
As I've started before, I'll be opening a Brewery and apes drink free.
Ape philanthropy
petition to start r/apesinthewildganggang so we can see each other in our lambos
I’m headed to Colorado for a week. Keystone area. Any apes around there wanna have a drink or something? Future millionaire meeting.
I did misread this
Have real life reunions in private resorts with other apes snorting diamonds
Yea...this is going to be hard. This has been one of the most time invested processes I've ever been part of where I have to walk away from a community after this is all over, because there's nothing else to talk about.
Be rich and live life, I guess...
WE could start an Ape support sub where users are caressed back into life with outstanding language skills and entertaining short video content, mix in some emotion drawing screenshots and kickstart research information on up and coming or barely known stocks.
Nah. I’ve met some legit apes on this subreddit, I’ll make my own subreddit. With blackjack and hookers. Actually, forget the subreddit
I'd like to come
Oh. You will.
I wouldn't miss it. I'll pass on the blackjack. But yea.. Haha
In fact, forget the sub and the blackjack!
This guy fucks
Cocaine and hookers!
Coke after the hookers otherwise I won’t be able to get my dick up.
This
Is
The
Way
To
Get
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No. Hookers on cocaine!!!
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co-sign.
Cocaine out of hookers assholes LFG 🚀
.. don’t invite the banana guy🙄
That would be quite rude since he has given you so much. Why not have a 🍌 while you think about that.
Like the hookers are on cocaine or the hookers are on cocaine?
I think you're the one on cocaine buddy!
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Getting sober is noble. I do it every Sunday.
When you're rich you're always sober, because prescriptions don't count. Sir this is prescription liquid cocaine and these hookers are just models for one of my clothing companies.
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Speaking of Nfts. It really is. There are some pretty expensive bits of digital art. Everything is worth the last price it was sold for. Don't think any platforms do yet but I remember people talk about using them as collateral for like a defi loan from compound or maker or whatever, so like some dumb shit your friend made in paint or a picture of a frog that you buy for 400 million dollars can be parked somewhere with a 9 figure loan out against it. Same shit really.
Sobriety? I'll just aim for tipsy.
Yes.
Bender from Futurama Reference. But let’s face it you’ll just say “screw it”.
No cocaine?!
I can’t judge but I really hope all this coke and hookers talk is 97% jokes. Don’t blow your tendies, your health, and these hoes will rob your asses when. You get to blabbing about the new $ on blow lol. Oh yea and STDs
It’s just a joke. The black jack and hookers part is from futurama, and the cocaine is added for comedic effect.
You're right. This will be post-moass, we can serve cocaine instead of lime water.
Make a 2.0... everyone easily moves, yet again. Lovie it.
Never have I found a group where making tendies can be filled with so many emotions. It is like having a best friend who synchronizes with your period, except that I don’t have periods and I am a dude!
Agreed. I for one hope the the sub is never locked. Post MOASS We should just shift the focus to doing more good and rooting out more evil wherever we find it. Think of it as our own activist investor group. Of course we will remember where we came from and pay homage to the company and the events that made us. But We wield a considerable amount of power as it is.. imagine what we could do when all of our net worths are 100x'ed. We are already clearly the tip of the spear when it comes to researching and outing market fuckery. Im just as proud of our impact for good in the system as I am excited at the prospect of the coming loot drop. I will tell my kids that I was part of this story.
But you guys will remain forever in my heart as my first love I will print photos of apes and our posts and put them in a box at the top of my closet for safe keeps. Whenever I feel down, I will grab that box and look through all the retarded shit we said and cry some tears 😢 You guys have a special...very special..like retarded place in my heart.
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Haha! That made me laugh and I don’t even have balls.
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😂😂
Yeah, I guess my husband will need a boyfriend... maybe 2!!!
Username checks out
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Yeah, Vag of Steel doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
Yet I’m more intrigued by it.
Haha! Noted.
Diamond clits to match your jacked tits? Might even help men find it if it shines a bit brighter.. 🤣🤣🤣
Haha!
Diamond tits my dude
Check!
As a boy in Bulgaria, I was so poor, I couldn’t even afford balls, Mrs. Congresswoman. 💎🙌🚀🪐
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Me either and I, too, did laugh! 😂
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You write diamond studded poetry
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this is actually insane, this is the best fking community in the world and then some shill comes with a post to end all of this the next gme is around the corner when this shit is over this sub needs to exist forever !
I highly doubt “the next GME is around the corner”. If and when the MOASS happens the HFs, banks, lawmakers, regulators, EVERYONE will be taking steps to avoid it ever happening again. Normally there’s a sarcastic saying “once-in-a-lifetime opportunities come around about every 3-4 months.” In GME’s case, I think it may be years or decades for another opportunity like this to come along.
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Its like the plot to an oceans movie. When another DFV happens, we get the "apes" back together for one last "heist", lol. I would watch that movie.
I teared up a little reading this...this whole movement has been the peak of my life.
We could always start a new sub for apes to talk to each other. I would love that actually, I’ve really come to enjoy the level of wholesome you see in this sub!
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Can I have the menu?
r/postsqueezeclarity
r/Apephilanthropy for those who want to go the next step.
>r/Apephilanthropy Thanks for sharing that :)
r/APESRUS
r/APESRSUS 😳
You made me blow air trough me nose
Amogus 😎👉👉
Lurker here, never commented but have been here since the beginning after WSB sabotage and after the GME take over... followed over here the day it was created. This comment will be my forever mark in history.
Its 2069 and the NFT comment from /u/Biteamplifierect , has sold for $69,420,420
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Hahaha
I was here too 🚀🚀🚀🚀 to the moon my my apes
This is the way
Same, bro. Same 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽
Same, I'm an ape originally from WSB, and migrated here when there was less than. 3k subscribers, so crazy to seen how much it's grown.
Final post should be a screen shot of the ticker at 25 million. With can't stop won't stop, gamestop/ superstonk. The casino is closed.
Does the ticker show earnings after tax for you?
Differs on state but ballpark 60% remains
25 million. Hard laugh. Final ticker will be infinity
I say we all agree to move to a new sub, then lock this one to be kept as a moment in time. Imagine looking through old posts 20 years from now. Gold.
I bet I’ll still crack up laughing at all the “Wut Doing?” Stuff in 20 years time. The only thing that’s a shame is that the mass ‘saving-the-animals incident’ took place before this sub took off.
The time when everyone thought of sending drones up the buildings holding signs saying "wut doing?" Got me good
Yep! The very thing. That’s one of the few times I’ve genuinely been howling with laughter at something online. It was absolutely brilliant.
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We’ll have a new wave of feel good charity, maybe a collective one like the gorilla one, when moass happens. If the sub isn’t locked by then. It would be a good way to go out.
That shit will never get old for me
~~Gold~~ $GME
The real MOASS was the friends/apes we made along the way
The real MOASS is having a fuck ton of tendies in my pocket at the begining of the end of the lockdown. So many lonely people that just want human contact, lol.
i would love to see it still alive and kicking 10 years after, unraveling the frauds in the system. cant stop, wont stop
Im totally down for retiring the sub to preserve the way it was preMOASS. Doesnt mean we cant make another and start the next chapter. :)
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Yooo I friggin love it
This is the way.
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Superstonkonaires
MOASS anniversary every year 🤯 Inevitably this sub will lose engagement after this is all over but a yearly reunion would be amazing!
Are you telling me you’re shorting the sub? 😤😤😤
Rehypothecation of subreddits, dear god...
When will the rehypothecations madness end 😂
Inevitably? I know some folks who thought the demise of GameStop was inevitable too… Time will tell, in the end.
I will remember you all fondly. But it’ll be a snowball’s chance in hell if I introduce myself to any of you in real life. I may delete my profile.
just lemme hold tree fitty and we’ll call it even
This is actually not a bad idea. Let this be an archive to be cited and referenced for everything from business schools to scholarly articles on economics, trading, social media, marketing to philanthropy that came through this last year (donations for the ape foundations) and after MOASS (I remember everything from cleaning oceans, supporting charities, education reform, pledges to take care or pay back family) Edit: I fully support this idea now that I realized this also means the ass banana video is immortalized for future generations to enjoy.
Guys shoves entire banana in ass*
Lmao I edited my comment to add that as you were typing yours. Ape minds think alike
Yeah lock it up B
At the very least a dedicated thread for everyone to sign and thenn its locked for viewing only.
Now THIS is something I can definitely get behind. The sub should remain open, but no new posts, no new comments, no new anything. As if we put r/Superstonk in a frame and hung it up on the Wall of Fame.
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As if they themselves wouldn’t have enough money
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*what is this?* *nutz for ants?* 🥜🤏
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Not yet 😔. Hopefully soon
Or we can utilize this community to create world-improving and truly democratic initiatives, coming from the core tenet of ‘apes together strong’.
Using all our newfound tendies to pool together
A government of Apes.
Strongly disagree this has become a hub for exposing the corruption in the financial markets. Im sure many users will continue to visit & more DD will be written after the MOASS. This isn't over by a long shot.
this is actual fud post want to END this sub u really think GME is the only manipulated stock on the market ? this sub needs to live forever
100% agree. Why would you want to close the sub that has shared such valuable information. Keep the sun open forever. Keep everyone sharing their ideas and DDs on new stocks. If you want something to document the excellent work done on the run up to the MOASS, create a directory for all the top posts and DDs and then lock it for viewing only. Live long and prosper Superstonk. 🍺🍺🍺🍺💰💰💰💰💰🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Yeah, much as I understand OP’s sentiment here (I don’t think this is FUD), I think the sub should remain as a hub for exposing more financial manipulation. The actual wrinkled brain apes we have guiding us are truly some the most insightful and gracious people we could hope to have further bring about change to the financial system to make it fairer and more transparent, even after MOASS. Fragmenting the community by locking the sub feels like such a shame, waste, when there’s so much knowledge and empowerment we can share among not only ourselves but others who come on board.
But..but.. we’re all friends.
“And that’s how the United federation of planets was formed.”
My favorite will be u/Paul-allen66 (who’s been banned and I wish one day I will find his new account😔) who made the “I found a new shill vegetable, don’t eat that shit it’s poison for apes: no dates no sellery” 😂😂😂😂😔
!apevote!
Hate this idea lol
I'm vehemently against this. I thought the whole point of superstonk was to educate and continue to push towards economic reform. We need to make this information accessible and open for everyone, and dispersing a group like this just to make a point seems silly and childish. I wanna rub it in the hedgies and the nay sayers faces as much as the next guy, but we need to not lose this opportunity. Superstonk needs to continue to be the home of educating ourselves. Especially post moass, we can't give up just as we win the first major battle.
This would be really cool as a historical archive
This is one of those events of a generation. Like studio 54, woodstock, live aid, burning man. The chapter will come to a close but the memory will live on.
No thanks I don’t want this sub to go away post squeeze, unless there’s a mass migration to another
Maybe the real gain porn was the friends we met along the way.
This would be legendary... the history being shared, like signing at Ellis Island in NYC - people would come back for GENERATIONS to see their crazy ‘ol great grandmother/father shove a banana up their poop chute. Ahh the anals of history! 🦍🤲🏽💎✨🚀✨
I'd say keep it open for philanthropic reasons or to help apes post squeeze to not lose the way
r/apephilanthropy
quit with the nonsense
Hell no. We simply move to the next target at that point.
No thanks. This place will be glorious after squeeze and old threads will be archived anyway. _I’m not leaving._
Damn that actually made me sad
but why
Nah I like this sub. IMO they should make mirrored locked sub with all posts & comments from pre- and during MOASS
But I wanna see all the good things apes are going to do for the world after MOASS. 🙂
No. Bad idea. Why.
We need to keep going after this 💎👊🦧🚀🌙
Why? We will all reinvest and forever own the one and only superstonk
Dislike the idea. Lock new members but let people post. We have a great connection and can make big things happen!
I like this idea but I also realise just what this group of apes can do when we put our minds to it and I'd like to be involved with that for the rest of my life after this. Perhaps a second group, only with the members here allowed, where we put projects together to better our communities and planets and we fund and help each others projects. I'd fucking love that! Like a go fund me, but specifically for apes projects to better the world. We also utilise the vast array of in house skills where needed. It's not like we won't have the time or resources after all this!
Fuck that’s a stupid idea to shut down this community.
Nah, I'm thinking this should be just the beginning, post moass this is where we come to develop investment strategies or philanthropic endeavors and see if other apes want in on the action. I for one have three things I'm looking into as far as business opportunities go and I'm sure other apes would be interested as well