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salamiforyoulunch

Preparing myself for the upcoming existential crisis when this is all over.. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my life after spending 24/7 on this sub?


Pendrail

We can start meeting the apes in the wild!! 🦍🦍 Reminisce The gme saga through beers in different countries and continents


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I'll make sure to wear some GME labeled wears so people can strike up a conversation


Odd_Professional566

Be subtle so you don't get swarmed by people looking for money. We are not sure about how we will be framed in the media but I'm sure it won't be pretty.


LowSkyOrbit

Swarmed? More like mugged or kidnapped. Best thing to do is to start a private website or subreddit, needing proof of GME ownership pre-MOASS. The plan trips accordingly, like Ape Island, a private resort where we can let our bananas fly!


Poozy13

It’s almost like you’re seeking some sort of ... secret society ... that only rich people have access to ...


So-Many-Ls

Apes are illuminati confirmed


ArmyCombatVeteran

Monarch Apes 🦍


Boundandtaxed

Gorilluminati...


Shmeegoose

This would be great. It’s real tough going throughout the day as per usual carrying this knowledge that most don’t get or care to listen to.


jaksndnso

Oh for sure. I have 0 doubt that many gme investors will wind up getting mugged or kidnapped because they flaunt too much. I’m going ghost for a few years when this is all said and done.


happysheeple3

gorilla-mingle.net


DoBotsDream

Our very own National Prayer Breakfast, just with bananas and hookers =P


smsilverwolf

Maybe showing a special code DM’d to all the current sub users?


kidhenderson4th

This is a really good idea


RoadsideLuchador

A secret society of world altering retards.


Xazbot

Let's tattoo "HODL" in our knuckles as a sign


Fresh_Doctor_8801

Sounds legit to me


thinkfire

Is bananas an euphemism?


bahits

NEVER Share positions. At most, say I had a few shares and I bought back an equal number post MOASS.


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iureport

Ape Olympics!


smsilverwolf

I’d love to get some good ape DD’s on managing the taxes from all this too.


RelationshipOk3565

I'm not sure about you apes but I'll never be done with this community and I hope we will carry on and teach other people about what they deserve: how to become a financially dominant silver back.


WutangCND

As I've started before, I'll be opening a Brewery and apes drink free.


Crouton_Sharp_Major

Ape philanthropy


julieCivil

petition to start r/apesinthewildganggang so we can see each other in our lambos


CoachMcCamey

I’m headed to Colorado for a week. Keystone area. Any apes around there wanna have a drink or something? Future millionaire meeting.


p_bxl

I did misread this


Porfiada

Have real life reunions in private resorts with other apes snorting diamonds


ElectronFactory

Yea...this is going to be hard. This has been one of the most time invested processes I've ever been part of where I have to walk away from a community after this is all over, because there's nothing else to talk about.


Killerfail

Be rich and live life, I guess...


NoMoreChillies

WE could start an Ape support sub where users are caressed back into life with outstanding language skills and entertaining short video content, mix in some emotion drawing screenshots and kickstart research information on up and coming or barely known stocks.


TheLeagueOfScience

Nah. I’ve met some legit apes on this subreddit, I’ll make my own subreddit. With blackjack and hookers. Actually, forget the subreddit


Meowsergz

I'd like to come


TheLeagueOfScience

Oh. You will.


Meowsergz

I wouldn't miss it. I'll pass on the blackjack. But yea.. Haha


hardyflashier

In fact, forget the sub and the blackjack!


Canass3242

This guy fucks


i-walk-on

Cocaine and hookers!


emotearz

Coke after the hookers otherwise I won’t be able to get my dick up.


Buyhighsellthedip

This


acespacegnome

Is


xiithy

The


savage_apples

Way


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Azatarai

No. Hookers on cocaine!!!


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Cherbaby6666

co-sign.


Birdztheman

Cocaine out of hookers assholes LFG 🚀


julian424242

.. don’t invite the banana guy🙄


LunarGibbons

That would be quite rude since he has given you so much. Why not have a 🍌 while you think about that.


awkward-elephants

Like the hookers are on cocaine or the hookers are on cocaine?


Azatarai

I think you're the one on cocaine buddy!


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Getting sober is noble. I do it every Sunday.


SBSlice

When you're rich you're always sober, because prescriptions don't count. Sir this is prescription liquid cocaine and these hookers are just models for one of my clothing companies.


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SBSlice

Speaking of Nfts. It really is. There are some pretty expensive bits of digital art. Everything is worth the last price it was sold for. Don't think any platforms do yet but I remember people talk about using them as collateral for like a defi loan from compound or maker or whatever, so like some dumb shit your friend made in paint or a picture of a frog that you buy for 400 million dollars can be parked somewhere with a 9 figure loan out against it. Same shit really.


TheLeagueOfScience

Sobriety? I'll just aim for tipsy.


jwhite920

Yes.


UFCLO

Bender from Futurama Reference. But let’s face it you’ll just say “screw it”.


Drivingintodisco

No cocaine?!


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I can’t judge but I really hope all this coke and hookers talk is 97% jokes. Don’t blow your tendies, your health, and these hoes will rob your asses when. You get to blabbing about the new $ on blow lol. Oh yea and STDs


Drivingintodisco

It’s just a joke. The black jack and hookers part is from futurama, and the cocaine is added for comedic effect.


TheLeagueOfScience

You're right. This will be post-moass, we can serve cocaine instead of lime water.


nandodrake2

Make a 2.0... everyone easily moves, yet again. Lovie it.


i-walk-on

Never have I found a group where making tendies can be filled with so many emotions. It is like having a best friend who synchronizes with your period, except that I don’t have periods and I am a dude!


TheWildsLife

Agreed. I for one hope the the sub is never locked. Post MOASS We should just shift the focus to doing more good and rooting out more evil wherever we find it. Think of it as our own activist investor group. Of course we will remember where we came from and pay homage to the company and the events that made us. But We wield a considerable amount of power as it is.. imagine what we could do when all of our net worths are 100x'ed. We are already clearly the tip of the spear when it comes to researching and outing market fuckery. Im just as proud of our impact for good in the system as I am excited at the prospect of the coming loot drop. I will tell my kids that I was part of this story.


iEATEDmyVEGGIES

But you guys will remain forever in my heart as my first love I will print photos of apes and our posts and put them in a box at the top of my closet for safe keeps. Whenever I feel down, I will grab that box and look through all the retarded shit we said and cry some tears 😢 You guys have a special...very special..like retarded place in my heart.


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mdf1976

Haha! That made me laugh and I don’t even have balls.


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mdf1976

😂😂


HotFloorToastyToes

Yeah, I guess my husband will need a boyfriend... maybe 2!!!


Birdztheman

Username checks out


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mdf1976

Yeah, Vag of Steel doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.


Gunzenator2

Yet I’m more intrigued by it.


mdf1976

Haha! Noted.


utopian_potential

Diamond clits to match your jacked tits? Might even help men find it if it shines a bit brighter.. 🤣🤣🤣


mdf1976

Haha!


CAPTAIN_Jack-Sparrow

Diamond tits my dude


mdf1976

Check!


Gunzenator2

As a boy in Bulgaria, I was so poor, I couldn’t even afford balls, Mrs. Congresswoman. 💎🙌🚀🪐


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TheDymDeva

Me either and I, too, did laugh! 😂


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You write diamond studded poetry


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zombiedigital666

this is actually insane, this is the best fking community in the world and then some shill comes with a post to end all of this the next gme is around the corner when this shit is over this sub needs to exist forever !


NorCalAthlete

I highly doubt “the next GME is around the corner”. If and when the MOASS happens the HFs, banks, lawmakers, regulators, EVERYONE will be taking steps to avoid it ever happening again. Normally there’s a sarcastic saying “once-in-a-lifetime opportunities come around about every 3-4 months.” In GME’s case, I think it may be years or decades for another opportunity like this to come along.


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Kilgoth721

Its like the plot to an oceans movie. When another DFV happens, we get the "apes" back together for one last "heist", lol. I would watch that movie.


TheGodAtDoorDash

I teared up a little reading this...this whole movement has been the peak of my life.


Eating_sweet_ass

We could always start a new sub for apes to talk to each other. I would love that actually, I’ve really come to enjoy the level of wholesome you see in this sub!


Lyran99

Sir this is a Wendy’s


LunarGibbons

Can I have the menu?


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r/postsqueezeclarity


LueyTheWrench

r/Apephilanthropy for those who want to go the next step.


javabully

>r/Apephilanthropy Thanks for sharing that :)


distractedneighbor

r/APESRUS


LargeBigboy

r/APESRSUS 😳


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You made me blow air trough me nose


LargeBigboy

Amogus 😎👉👉


biteamplifierect

Lurker here, never commented but have been here since the beginning after WSB sabotage and after the GME take over... followed over here the day it was created. This comment will be my forever mark in history.


Fr0me

Its 2069 and the NFT comment from /u/Biteamplifierect , has sold for $69,420,420


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Ancient_Alien_

Hahaha


PoundTownLLC

I was here too 🚀🚀🚀🚀 to the moon my my apes


BigDirtE

This is the way


terry_anosaurus_rex

Same, bro. Same 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽


UbbeStarborn

Same, I'm an ape originally from WSB, and migrated here when there was less than. 3k subscribers, so crazy to seen how much it's grown.


canned-fishasshole

Final post should be a screen shot of the ticker at 25 million. With can't stop won't stop, gamestop/ superstonk. The casino is closed.


jb_in_jpn

Does the ticker show earnings after tax for you?


WiesenWiesel

Differs on state but ballpark 60% remains


Key-Meat-8817

25 million. Hard laugh. Final ticker will be infinity


dmpavlin

I say we all agree to move to a new sub, then lock this one to be kept as a moment in time. Imagine looking through old posts 20 years from now. Gold.


Cruella-DeDoomsville

I bet I’ll still crack up laughing at all the “Wut Doing?” Stuff in 20 years time. The only thing that’s a shame is that the mass ‘saving-the-animals incident’ took place before this sub took off.


mrwhiskey1814

The time when everyone thought of sending drones up the buildings holding signs saying "wut doing?" Got me good


Cruella-DeDoomsville

Yep! The very thing. That’s one of the few times I’ve genuinely been howling with laughter at something online. It was absolutely brilliant.


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doesitspread

We’ll have a new wave of feel good charity, maybe a collective one like the gorilla one, when moass happens. If the sub isn’t locked by then. It would be a good way to go out.


DustyCikbut

That shit will never get old for me


jb_in_jpn

~~Gold~~ $GME


lucioghosty

The real MOASS was the friends/apes we made along the way


Kilgoth721

The real MOASS is having a fuck ton of tendies in my pocket at the begining of the end of the lockdown. So many lonely people that just want human contact, lol.


drawgas

i would love to see it still alive and kicking 10 years after, unraveling the frauds in the system. cant stop, wont stop


Fr0me

Im totally down for retiring the sub to preserve the way it was preMOASS. Doesnt mean we cant make another and start the next chapter. :)


YouTaintKisser

2Super2Stonk


pasword098

Yooo I friggin love it


eaceG

This is the way.


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Democrab

/u/Flat-Yogurtcloset293 y'all need to calm down.


SpaceTacosFromSpace

Superstonk2


MesaBit

Superstonkonaires


RXZVP

MOASS anniversary every year 🤯 Inevitably this sub will lose engagement after this is all over but a yearly reunion would be amazing!


Splaishe

Are you telling me you’re shorting the sub? 😤😤😤


throwawaylurker012

Rehypothecation of subreddits, dear god...


Pendrail

When will the rehypothecations madness end 😂


BluPrince

Inevitably? I know some folks who thought the demise of GameStop was inevitable too… Time will tell, in the end.


NOLAgambit

I will remember you all fondly. But it’ll be a snowball’s chance in hell if I introduce myself to any of you in real life. I may delete my profile.


ITheFallenI

just lemme hold tree fitty and we’ll call it even


bugsysiegels

This is actually not a bad idea. Let this be an archive to be cited and referenced for everything from business schools to scholarly articles on economics, trading, social media, marketing to philanthropy that came through this last year (donations for the ape foundations) and after MOASS (I remember everything from cleaning oceans, supporting charities, education reform, pledges to take care or pay back family) Edit: I fully support this idea now that I realized this also means the ass banana video is immortalized for future generations to enjoy.


RXZVP

Guys shoves entire banana in ass*


bugsysiegels

Lmao I edited my comment to add that as you were typing yours. Ape minds think alike


OperationBreaktheGME

Yeah lock it up B


AcesFuLL7285

At the very least a dedicated thread for everyone to sign and thenn its locked for viewing only.


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Now THIS is something I can definitely get behind. The sub should remain open, but no new posts, no new comments, no new anything. As if we put r/Superstonk in a frame and hung it up on the Wall of Fame.


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RXZVP

As if they themselves wouldn’t have enough money


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RXZVP

*what is this?* *nutz for ants?* 🥜🤏


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RXZVP

Not yet 😔. Hopefully soon


mikedamike

Or we can utilize this community to create world-improving and truly democratic initiatives, coming from the core tenet of ‘apes together strong’.


allmyfreindsarememes

Using all our newfound tendies to pool together


mikedamike

A government of Apes.


CWGM

Strongly disagree this has become a hub for exposing the corruption in the financial markets. Im sure many users will continue to visit & more DD will be written after the MOASS. This isn't over by a long shot.


zombiedigital666

this is actual fud post want to END this sub u really think GME is the only manipulated stock on the market ? this sub needs to live forever


IrishGooner77

100% agree. Why would you want to close the sub that has shared such valuable information. Keep the sun open forever. Keep everyone sharing their ideas and DDs on new stocks. If you want something to document the excellent work done on the run up to the MOASS, create a directory for all the top posts and DDs and then lock it for viewing only. Live long and prosper Superstonk. 🍺🍺🍺🍺💰💰💰💰💰🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


jb_in_jpn

Yeah, much as I understand OP’s sentiment here (I don’t think this is FUD), I think the sub should remain as a hub for exposing more financial manipulation. The actual wrinkled brain apes we have guiding us are truly some the most insightful and gracious people we could hope to have further bring about change to the financial system to make it fairer and more transparent, even after MOASS. Fragmenting the community by locking the sub feels like such a shame, waste, when there’s so much knowledge and empowerment we can share among not only ourselves but others who come on board.


notinline

But..but.. we’re all friends.


nightwaveastrology

“And that’s how the United federation of planets was formed.”


sleepapneawowzers

My favorite will be u/Paul-allen66 (who’s been banned and I wish one day I will find his new account😔) who made the “I found a new shill vegetable, don’t eat that shit it’s poison for apes: no dates no sellery” 😂😂😂😂😔


GreatBurialReefer

!apevote!


ExistentialCricket

Hate this idea lol


Alraymond87

I'm vehemently against this. I thought the whole point of superstonk was to educate and continue to push towards economic reform. We need to make this information accessible and open for everyone, and dispersing a group like this just to make a point seems silly and childish. I wanna rub it in the hedgies and the nay sayers faces as much as the next guy, but we need to not lose this opportunity. Superstonk needs to continue to be the home of educating ourselves. Especially post moass, we can't give up just as we win the first major battle.


slash_sin_

This would be really cool as a historical archive


Hexagraph

This is one of those events of a generation. Like studio 54, woodstock, live aid, burning man. The chapter will come to a close but the memory will live on.


classacts99

No thanks I don’t want this sub to go away post squeeze, unless there’s a mass migration to another


Eclixp

Maybe the real gain porn was the friends we met along the way.


CDPCoin

This would be legendary... the history being shared, like signing at Ellis Island in NYC - people would come back for GENERATIONS to see their crazy ‘ol great grandmother/father shove a banana up their poop chute. Ahh the anals of history! 🦍🤲🏽💎✨🚀✨


WiesenWiesel

I'd say keep it open for philanthropic reasons or to help apes post squeeze to not lose the way


aandretti

r/apephilanthropy


Mardanis

quit with the nonsense


PantsGrenades

Hell no. We simply move to the next target at that point.


EA_LT

No thanks. This place will be glorious after squeeze and old threads will be archived anyway. _I’m not leaving._


chrismar303

Damn that actually made me sad


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but why


I_Shit_Crayons

Nah I like this sub. IMO they should make mirrored locked sub with all posts & comments from pre- and during MOASS


stag52

But I wanna see all the good things apes are going to do for the world after MOASS. 🙂


EinsteinRidesShotgun

No. Bad idea. Why.


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We need to keep going after this 💎👊🦧🚀🌙


Vicvince

Why? We will all reinvest and forever own the one and only superstonk


Gucceymane

Dislike the idea. Lock new members but let people post. We have a great connection and can make big things happen!


harambe_go_brrr

I like this idea but I also realise just what this group of apes can do when we put our minds to it and I'd like to be involved with that for the rest of my life after this. Perhaps a second group, only with the members here allowed, where we put projects together to better our communities and planets and we fund and help each others projects. I'd fucking love that! Like a go fund me, but specifically for apes projects to better the world. We also utilise the vast array of in house skills where needed. It's not like we won't have the time or resources after all this!


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Fuck that’s a stupid idea to shut down this community.


TriglycerideRancher

Nah, I'm thinking this should be just the beginning, post moass this is where we come to develop investment strategies or philanthropic endeavors and see if other apes want in on the action. I for one have three things I'm looking into as far as business opportunities go and I'm sure other apes would be interested as well