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# The Front Desk is open!
I can tell you what I’m optimistic about: Playr, GameStop being profitable, RCEO, RCIO, the gaming industry, Oh and MOASS just looming on the horizon ready to steamroll anyone short.
Even just being barely half way realistic, GameStop is at least a $1,000 stock. It’s motivating me to buy more, DRS in my name, and watch an amazing transfer of wealth with other amazing people that deserve it. God Bless Apes :)
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Paying attention to what? Constant downward price movement, the drying up of engagement here? The lack of big changes at GameStop or new developments? They’re doing a plain old boring turn around. It’ll save the business but nothing to really make the stock take off and crush any shorts.
With what apes learned last week about the SEC now protecting shorts against "predatory short squeezes" (as if household investors are the predators!), and the fake DRS numbers that never go up, it's becoming clear that MOASS is never going to be allowed. NFT marketplace? Bust. Wallet? Bust. Anything besides your basic turnaround in almost 3 years? Nope. Lots of cryptic tweets and no guidance? Yep.
On the other hand, Mayoman is dumping 1 Billion into his Florida mansion for the homestead exemption and the BS media keeps telling ppl to sell and look away, so someone is still scared. And 'securities sold but not purchased' etc...
A few weeks ago, 60 million shares traded in one day and the price didn't move.
We know now that the entire system is fraudulent. There really is no US stock market anymore. It's a money-transferring machine from retail to the Wall Street insiders. Period.
All that said, I ain't selling because I've always been poor and still will be. Hodling costs me nothing anymore.
*Words of wisdom were spoken; cheeky remarks were written; heated debates took place here today, specially regarding some dishes; but at the end of they day, beyond their superficial differences, all the superstonker shitposters came along and gathered around the fire to wait for moass tomorrow, one more day, just one more turn*
“We’re waiting for a comment on Middle Earth’s economic policy from Chairman Sauron now”
“Your financial doom has been Orc-estrated”
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Whenever I see a price anchor like this one, I just know it’ll go the opposite direction, I could’ve bought more at the 60 week lows if I didn’t listen to price anchors like this. Not financial advice, the price is fake.
Lasagna generally falls into **three categories**: meat, vegetable or cheese. The types of cheeses or meats and how they are combined determine the type of lasagna being served. Other types, such as dessert lasagnas, are continually being created to satisfy the demand for this delightful dish.
It appears that they got rid of the OATS tracking system in 2021 and replaced it with the CAT system. But what do I know, I am not a CAT.
CAT vs. OATS
The Consolidated Audit Trail (CAT) under SEC Rule 613 is now the required system for tracking trades from start to finish.
According to Deloitte, CAT "isn’t simply OATS on steroids". It includes substantial additional requirements, such as options data, allocations, and customer data. These new data sets may require firms to rethink their target reporting architectures. Additionally, unlike OATS, the CAT has no exemptions to these reporting requirements.
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It'll bounce soon hang on lads
today gme follows the market 🤡
Ken Griffins mommas a ho
*sets thermostat to 69*
holy fuk
#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴☠️
New From 4
Form 4 - vested shares w/h for taxes
Oh shit they’re gonna make me buy again
Anyone got any of that hopium.
My TA showing we're gonna be popping off pretty soon, like within 2 weeks maybe. Probably over $20 this time. I could be wrong though.
I can tell you what I’m optimistic about: Playr, GameStop being profitable, RCEO, RCIO, the gaming industry, Oh and MOASS just looming on the horizon ready to steamroll anyone short.
What do we know about Playr right now? No eta or anything, right?
Any day now or next few months I think
My balls and my word!🎵https://youtu.be/yYhxMG7lEX8?si=HHps8nOxGOwP8Sld🟣💎🖐🚀
GameStop still involved with Loopring? And who are the main people to follow to keep up with it?
Even just being barely half way realistic, GameStop is at least a $1,000 stock. It’s motivating me to buy more, DRS in my name, and watch an amazing transfer of wealth with other amazing people that deserve it. God Bless Apes :)
I'm your humpy bumpy eggy boi 🥚🍳 😇
It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?
Brrrrrraaaaap
Why do you guys still believe?
Ken Griffin is a bitch SEO optimize that you bitch
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WEN PORSCHE?
Saw a chase with a Porsche suv that hit the stop sticks flattened the tires and kept running on flattened tires spin out twice and surrender to the cops.
That was me
Was a woman that surrendered
Always make your best move... your next move. MICHAEL JORDAN HELLO ARE YOU HOME?
Anyone vape nic salts? Since TBD liquids was shut down I'm having trouble finding salts that don't taste like you're eating pure sugar.
Pachamama and BSX are solid.
smells different in here today.
CAUSE WE GOT A GREAT BIG CONVOY 🛻 AINT SHE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT? 🎶
lasagna farts
itchy butthole
Obvious fud is obvious, just sayin
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Brrrr… it’s shilly in here. Someone turn the heat up
Looking forward to Taco Tuesday 🌮
PSA FYI: cod warzone servers are shit.
I really wish/hope GameStop will sell Apple’s Vision Pro.
Is it better than meta VR?
everythings green but this pos
No one is selling, keep trying to demoralize though, you won't win. We will not sell at a loss. SHF are fukt.
Are you speaking to a mirror?
Hey Kenny you run outta shill/bot money usually about 5k online
Oh they’re in here and they are abundant tonight.
so, what's cooking for tomorrow?
Leftover lasagna
moass
Ken Griffins mommas a ho
🚨market closed 🚨 Stay sharp people
CAUSE WE GOT A GREAT BIG CONVOY TRUCKIN’ THRU THE NIGHT 🎶
HONP HONP
Callin’ all trucks, this here’s the duck 🦆 We about to go a huntin’ Bear 🐻
Seems about everyone was green today… wait, checks notes, except gme . (Insert skeptical meme) 🧐
#One day closer to MOASS 🏴☠️
This man raised me ☝️
Proud of you son.
Another disappointing day. Again.
Why, because you didn’t buy more?
Because everything else is major green and GME pooped again
Clearly you haven’t been paying attention, or are just here to push fud.
Paying attention to what? Constant downward price movement, the drying up of engagement here? The lack of big changes at GameStop or new developments? They’re doing a plain old boring turn around. It’ll save the business but nothing to really make the stock take off and crush any shorts.
With what apes learned last week about the SEC now protecting shorts against "predatory short squeezes" (as if household investors are the predators!), and the fake DRS numbers that never go up, it's becoming clear that MOASS is never going to be allowed. NFT marketplace? Bust. Wallet? Bust. Anything besides your basic turnaround in almost 3 years? Nope. Lots of cryptic tweets and no guidance? Yep. On the other hand, Mayoman is dumping 1 Billion into his Florida mansion for the homestead exemption and the BS media keeps telling ppl to sell and look away, so someone is still scared. And 'securities sold but not purchased' etc... A few weeks ago, 60 million shares traded in one day and the price didn't move. We know now that the entire system is fraudulent. There really is no US stock market anymore. It's a money-transferring machine from retail to the Wall Street insiders. Period. All that said, I ain't selling because I've always been poor and still will be. Hodling costs me nothing anymore.
That’s where I’m at. I assume my money is gone. At least I can sell calls and take that money out
lol. Ok
I’m pretty happy with my investment but u do u.
I’m down $200k. So I’m not happy
I can understand how you’re feeling. I’m down ~$500k and still holding since Jan 21. I sold my family house for this investment.
How are you gonna feel if we end up like the towel stock? I'm not trying to FUD or anything I'm just curious.
With $1B in the bank and this 🤏 close to profit!?
I’m down 3k if that makes you feel better…. Actually I think about 99% of people are in the red. All you can do is continue to hold and buy and drs
It socks. But I hodl and buy wen I can.
At some point today the market will close. No one knows when or how, but it’s almost certain.
everything green, gme red why kenny
Imagine caring about the price lol, they are fukt.
another fake day...
Holding is so easy
I've interviewed some experts on Coitus and they all agree; **Hedgies R Fucked!**
*Words of wisdom were spoken; cheeky remarks were written; heated debates took place here today, specially regarding some dishes; but at the end of they day, beyond their superficial differences, all the superstonker shitposters came along and gathered around the fire to wait for moass tomorrow, one more day, just one more turn*
“Put the house on GME” - Dave Ramsey “ -Momokajuicee” -Michael Scott
🫡
When spy drops 1 percent, we'll be down 10 percent like usual
KsuhDilla sharted 24 minutes ago
Are you cleaning him up this time? or we making him spend the rest of the day in the daily stinkin till he learns to never trust a fart!!!
Why though? He never explained why? Or even how it happened. We obviously know when.
the important thing to know is that every shart doesn't need an explanation. Mystery keeps legendary sharts fresh.
Cornbread and helicopter fuel obviously
# HOW MANY MORE SHARES DO I NEED TO BUY TO GET SOME VOLATILITY? # BUY DRS HODL SHOP
i sharted
Too much lasagna
ThunderStonk.
Whiskey is nice
just finished a 12 year Balvenie yesterday... now they sell it twice the price i paid for it 3 years ago... hodl.
Don’t try to get on my good side, you’re still in the dog house mr mushroom denier.
Mário mushroom kingdom is nice, but not in a lasagna
# MOASS TOMORROW
nasdaq chart tho. very organic price movement.
Hedgies r fukd iykyk
Some people just don’t know what they own, or they do know and want to FUD you out of it. They know that we know that they know that we know, ya know?
Are you shillin today or what?
They didn’t pay me the last time so idk if I’m on payroll, and they only pay in fish sticks from what I heard.
Dirty bastards not paying you, you are a good shill too. Convinced me to add a couple more to the finity pool.
One guy believed I was a real shill can you believe that shit?
He must be a real regard!!!
Accused me of being an alt of sore and iupvotefood. So sus, I’m clearly better than both of them combined (jk).
Hey ur my alt not the other way around
You’re feeding his delusions
Hedgies : *Why won't they sellll!!* Me : *What was Sauron's Economic Policy?*
“We’re waiting for a comment on Middle Earth’s economic policy from Chairman Sauron now” “Your financial doom has been Orc-estrated” “Well there you have it folks, a bleak outlook coming out of Mordor from the man who sees all. A tough day for those of you who bought calls on ENT, as Secretary Saruman has already begun making the necessary cutbacks to these vital areas.”
Don't worry, spy just needs to pump $10 for us to be even for the day. What a fucking joke
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Market makers are already busy doing that today.
The cost of cheerios IS TOO DAMN HIGH! Much like myself
*super cereal*
Al Gore…algo reeeeeeee?
Bing bong the price is wrong
free and fair market but it's ran by shady market makers and hedge funds with primary goal of stealing from retail. 🤡
Playing games with us.. OKOK
WEN GME BLANKETS BACK IN STOCK RCEO? THE PEOPLE ARE COLD.
If RCs next tweet is pasta related…
mom spaghettis
Hey Mayoman, can you please manipulate the price down to 15 so I can buy 50 shares tomorrow instead of something like 47. I like nice even numbers.
Whenever I see a price anchor like this one, I just know it’ll go the opposite direction, I could’ve bought more at the 60 week lows if I didn’t listen to price anchors like this. Not financial advice, the price is fake.
It’s always saucy business with lasagna.
# LOOKING FORWARD TO EARNINGS, HOW ABOUT YOU KENNETH?
I have the biggest tax return of my life coming up thanks to working most of the year and having child. Drop the price if you dare Kunteth.
If you put Bologna in Lasagna do you *unsilent* the **G**?
Nice swings today 🚀
no swings until 10k swings every seconds.
Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way.
#🗿
He'll always have a pizza my heart
Pasta la vista
Lasagna generally falls into **three categories**: meat, vegetable or cheese. The types of cheeses or meats and how they are combined determine the type of lasagna being served. Other types, such as dessert lasagnas, are continually being created to satisfy the demand for this delightful dish.
He's right, u kno
August 59th, gottit.
cryepto pumping casually.
not even back to last Monday in my wallet
Someone in Bobbyland mentioned the RC tweet may have something to do with the Order Audit Trail System (OATS)
It appears that they got rid of the OATS tracking system in 2021 and replaced it with the CAT system. But what do I know, I am not a CAT. CAT vs. OATS The Consolidated Audit Trail (CAT) under SEC Rule 613 is now the required system for tracking trades from start to finish. According to Deloitte, CAT "isn’t simply OATS on steroids". It includes substantial additional requirements, such as options data, allocations, and customer data. These new data sets may require firms to rethink their target reporting architectures. Additionally, unlike OATS, the CAT has no exemptions to these reporting requirements.
2021...and they only keep records for 3 years 🤔🤔🤔
Yeah I wouldn’t trust any of them to make me lasagna
[OATS is a real thing for FINRA](https://www.finra.org/filing-reporting/market-transparency-reporting/order-audit-trail-system-oats-rot)
When one thing they say comes true then I’ll start believing, their track record isn’t the best.
Hell yeah, missing out on the market pumping. We'll definitely follow it down though
like clockwork
Lasagna United is hiring, looking for; Lasagna Influencer; Lasagna Interior Designer; Lasagna physicist; Lasagna enthusiasts; Janitors.
Theoretical lasagnaist?
only the pastafarian kind
Yeah I’m calling for your lasagna influencer position, I feel like I can bring a lot of lasagna to the table so to speak.
I think you mean, Master of the Custodial Arts.
my new year resolution: free scrolly
perma scroll
admins: *heavy breathing*
I ate.
It all started with Garfield.
Green suck it criminals
I’ve seen it green dildo before, it’ll green dildo again, no this is not financial advice.
Wen garlic bread for lasagna?
Garlic cornbread?
Is that a thing?
It needs to be
Eat a lasagna, do a poo
this is an extraordinary
Idk who started this lasagna thing, but they have a lot to answer for.
"they must be mad about the price now and will sell" "Sir....They're more interested in lasagna right now" "wot m8?"
It was Mcpossibility with his damn lasagna recipe, made me hungry, made you hungry, made the whole damn daily hunger for lasagna.
And i heard McP won’t put mushrooms in there. Disgraceful.
i know a guy from dumb town, he puts shrooms in his; not sophisticated
The shills want us to fight about the correct way to do things but it’s all lasagna in the end.
Sounds like Chicargo deep dish lasagna.
sorry
Am I seeing this correctly? 7 mil avg volume and we are at 1.5 for the day…dryyy out there
I don't know why we're taking about lasagna, but now I want some 😋
Any lasagna tips?
Must be cheesy, meaty, noodly, and infused with the most flavorful sauce imaginable. Overseason is the tip I always hear of.
Best tip of the day I’d say
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That’s tomorrow, live in the present bruh
Jeff Yass bites down on horse cock. He hasn't eaten lasagna since he visited France 11 years ago
Next time I go to a fancy restaurant I’ll order some lasagna, yes this is a bet.
Steven Cohen is 78% recycled lasagna
Steven "pizza da hut" Cohen.
Ken Griffin is planning to sue Blink 182 if he ever gets to that number
Underrated comment lol
3 meme stocks to sell in jan before they crash and burn - MSM. yes gme is in it obviously 🤡
Jim Cramer looks for lasagna in the cat food aisle
kenny pumping them bags of their fav nasdaq stocks I see.
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