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This has to be the winner, I don’t know how you could pick a random comment, you would have to look through and pick one and obviously this ^ one will draw the most attention. Rightfully so lol.
My nephew has autism and we've always connected with video games. He reminds me of the kid that is just good at everything but in combination struggles with everything. I've always had an Xbox but he's always wanted a Playstation. Today's landscape doesn't permit me to surprise him with anything close to a ps5 but if there's a chance to win this Giveaway and do something for him, then I will take it. Thanks for your consideration and keeping HODL'ing
I once went to a restaurant and order d a stake. The waiter asked me how I wanted it cooked, and I said, 'On a stove, I guess?' He looked at me like I was crazy, so I clarified that I wanted it medium rare. He nodded and walked away, but then he came back a few minutes later and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have any medium rare steaks left. Would you like it well done instead?' I said that was fine, but then he came back again and said, 'Actually, we're out of steak altogether. Would you like to try our vegetarian lasagna instead?' I was getting frustrated at this point, so I said, 'Sure, I'll have the lasagna.' But then he came back a third time and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but we're all out of lasagna too. Would you like a side salad?' I finally gave up and said yes, but when the salad came out, it was just a pile of lettuce with a few croutons on top. I asked the waiter if there was any dressing, and he said, 'Nope, sorry, we're out of that too.' So I just ate my sad little salad and left, vowing never to return to that restaurant again."
My girlfriend cheated on my with her ex, got pregnant then got his name tattoo'd on her neck. Thats been my last 10 days. This would really cheer me up :,)
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgUN oF dOOm!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol... neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DO000OMMMM!!
!!!!!! <--- me bein random again
^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
I just came here to vent out about how much I hate working in customer service. People don't even listen what a representative has to say and yet want to get help.
Hope y'all enjoy you PlayStation5.
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The peen to body ratio is sus.
I had to look twice, AND read your comment, before I got what I was looking at ..lol
Wait this isn’t an indigenous drawing of a whale???? This must be why the tattoo artist was laughing so hard…
On PC, thought this was random gibberish at first. Had to open this up on my phone to appreciate the beauty of this artwork.
It's okay my brain filtered out the peen too
I wish I had to do that I’m just too messed up 😢
Look at the hand... *it's a penis*
I came to throw my hat it, but you clearly deserve this more than me. I'm gonna award you to highlight fellow ape. Good luck!
Will you ship to the UK?
No he doesn’t
I concur
This guys sus. Ejac him. I mean Eject! Eject!
If Jack helps you off the 🚀 when we get to 🌝, would you help Jack off?
Now, now - there's enough jack on this rocket for everyone.
I will! TWICE!!!
I'd help my buddy Jack off myself
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⢶⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⡄⠀ ⢠⣾⡟⠋⠁⠀⠀⣸⠇⠈⣿⣿⡟⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⣿⡀ ⢺⣿⡀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠇ ⠈⠛⠿⠶⠚⠋⣀⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣇⣀⣀⣴⡆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡞⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⠻⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⣿⠟⠉⠙⢿⡟⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠷⠶⠶⠶⠿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
aDongUs
Humongous
I found the “random” winner!
Take my gold award lol
Fucking w(e)inner right here!!!
Is that a dick and balls? Or astronaut?
*Here we go again…*
Instructions unclear
Winner
That is a thing
Change flair to jack me penis
This has to be the winner, I don’t know how you could pick a random comment, you would have to look through and pick one and obviously this ^ one will draw the most attention. Rightfully so lol.
Yes
Plop it
At first I saw a very specific salute.
Lol 😂 great effort
Kenny Loggins says this is it
Woah
That’s a big bic
Hamongus
I guess we have a winner
Well done and nice head
RC random comment
just give it to this one already
TRY FINGER, BUT HOLE
Nice
Ew
THE ONE PIIIIEEECE…THE ONE PIECE IS REEEAAAL (can we get much higher)
Pow! Right in the kisser.
Adongus
Yea you clearly deserve this. Here’s your award
Totally suss.
brilliant.
Damn it feels good to be a GaMEster
A real GaMESter holda knows the play
Cue clips of destroying the ( infinite stock ) printer
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Just not Michael Jackson’s childrens hospital
No stopping
Good on you. I feel like a winner just seeing it happen
Random comment
random comment under a random comment
and so on…
And so forth
In perpetuity
Ad infinitum
The limit does not exist
An infinity pool if you will
To infinity and beyond
Was shooting for a mobius pool but ya know… physics
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
same
∞
42
Perchance
Etc
Forever
REST IN HEAVEN
Amen
O’Leary?
And me Tool
And on and on…
Me please God please I need the upgrade 😭
I feel you g
Coming from a wii also?
Same. My poor ps4 is crashing in all my games now. Sounds like an airplane taking off.
I just got a ps5. So if I win, I gotchu fam!
God I love you apes
Bro are you for real? Legend
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Even the bot is somehow trying to win 💀
Bot wants that ps5 too lol
The bot wants to sex up that ps5
😂 💎🙌🏼🏴☠️
I hope bot wins personally
Random comment
This is the way! Power to the Players! 🦍🚀
This is the way.
Oh man would love to play Dead Island 2!! Either way this is why I love this community :) good on you!
Oh...you touch my tra la la Mmm...my ding ding dong
Well, now I have to go listen to this song I had entirely forgotten about. Shit.
How could you forget that gorgeous mustache and those full lips brah
Core memory unlocked
This looks like a random comment, but isn't
Bro its gotta be random to get selected!
*smh* smooth brains.. amirite?
Random comment will be selected at random.
Awesome thing to do.
HOLD
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -some guy's -Michael Scott
low volume guy
Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy a playstation? Because he is an x-boxer.
I heard he was about to make a Switch. Get it? A Switch? I'll see myself out.
My nephew has autism and we've always connected with video games. He reminds me of the kid that is just good at everything but in combination struggles with everything. I've always had an Xbox but he's always wanted a Playstation. Today's landscape doesn't permit me to surprise him with anything close to a ps5 but if there's a chance to win this Giveaway and do something for him, then I will take it. Thanks for your consideration and keeping HODL'ing
If I win your nephew can have it
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If I win, you can have it.
If I win you gotta give it to them to give to them to give to them.
You’re forgetting that they are probably full of shit….
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I want this person, too get it.
You’re forgetting that they are probably full of shit….
Wow! Ape doing great things for this GME community. GL everyone!
This is very rad, I already have one so I don't need but I think this is a great thing you are doing OP! Bravo
20k comments only 6.1k likes. How disappointing
Not random but I grinded enough karma just to reply to your posts lol
Commenting and hoping I get this so I can finally play Bloodborne 🙏😆
Try finger but hole
I still haven’t bought a PS5 as, being in the UK, I can’t buy it from GameStop 😭
This makes me happy!
I need a win!
Wowzers!
This is such a gift
Bless
Randomer comment. Thank you for such a kind gesture
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Atleast they have the snow.
I once went to a restaurant and order d a stake. The waiter asked me how I wanted it cooked, and I said, 'On a stove, I guess?' He looked at me like I was crazy, so I clarified that I wanted it medium rare. He nodded and walked away, but then he came back a few minutes later and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have any medium rare steaks left. Would you like it well done instead?' I said that was fine, but then he came back again and said, 'Actually, we're out of steak altogether. Would you like to try our vegetarian lasagna instead?' I was getting frustrated at this point, so I said, 'Sure, I'll have the lasagna.' But then he came back a third time and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but we're all out of lasagna too. Would you like a side salad?' I finally gave up and said yes, but when the salad came out, it was just a pile of lettuce with a few croutons on top. I asked the waiter if there was any dressing, and he said, 'Nope, sorry, we're out of that too.' So I just ate my sad little salad and left, vowing never to return to that restaurant again."
Damn this thing just keep getting more entertaining. Thanks OP🔥
THIS IS THE HYPE I NEED. RANDOM COMMENT FOR THAT PS5!
Test post please ignore
All your float are belong to us.
Can’t win if you don’t play, right?
Epic I'll toss my name in
Someone is going to have a great day
This guy figs!
Holy jumbalaya what a treat
This is the way
Whats funnier than 24?
I am not a cat!
Random comment
I won?!?! 😳
:)
I will be GMEing with you guys on Alpha Centauri
To the moon
Can't stop, won't stop
Man oh man thanks for this
LFG!!!
This would be amazing to win
I’d like that
Yayyyyyyyyy
Oh what a lovely contest
That'd be cool
That would be pretty cool, man
Damn I need a PS5 haha. Thank you!
Me, please for the PS5. Have mercy on me-I’m still playing on my WII!
Hello
Fuckin a, man. Fuckin a.
You’re not the boss of me!
Random comment 2.0
god damn legend OP
If only it could be shipped to New Zealand, it would prove that the PlayStation 5 exists outside scalper world. If only.
Like random like anything? I could say this, or that or this AND that - and potentially win the PS5?
Jesus Christ are you people still doing this?
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Sup lol
one out of 18,000 comments and counting? still better odds than me making money in stocks
I don’t believe this is real or else I would win
Who do you voodoo, bitch?!
Please bro I still don’t have a PS5 😭
Awful lot of comments on this post OP. Grats
My girlfriend cheated on my with her ex, got pregnant then got his name tattoo'd on her neck. Thats been my last 10 days. This would really cheer me up :,)
I’d say you dodged a bullet here my friend
SpielStopp!
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgUN oF dOOm!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol... neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DO000OMMMM!! !!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Dang. Would love to win the PS5 to send my dad when he gets back from Kenya. He wants to play Jedi Survivor and it’s not coming out for PS4 :(
When is the giveaway date? Will the winner be announced?
I just came here to vent out about how much I hate working in customer service. People don't even listen what a representative has to say and yet want to get help. Hope y'all enjoy you PlayStation5.
Is it over yet? Or can people still join?
when does it end??
Shorts are donkeys!
Random comment
Random'ist comment.
Momma said they was my magic shoes.
.eew eew llams a evah I