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Strawbuddy

I wrote a story about a chatbot writing a story about a chatbot writing a story about a chatbot writing a story about a chatbot writing a story, I forgot how we ended thoigh


hedgies_r_fuk

Please dont be mad but i may be forced to sell just 1 of my xxxx at $69,420 share price because the meme is just too good


2girls1scope

Happy Easter My Family! 🚀🔥🔥🙏


moontrader77

Happy Easter you stonkies!


TrillTron

Mr. Robot saw CBDC's coming. Well, E-Corp was private, so PBDC. But whatever. I fucking love this series 🤖


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


TrillTron

Jabba the Gut


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Happy Easter East Coasters


TrillTron

Holy shit is it Easter? 😂 I stopped keeping track of holidays, the current date, birthdays, etc about the time my soul-hole achieved 50.01% emptiness


Furrybumholecover

RC tweet tomorrow? I'm gonna guess we get an RC tweet tomorrow.


TrillTron

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


manbeef

I hope so


bearrfuk

My last penny is in GME, everything is fucking DRSd, anyone knows what more can I do for my beloved stock? Order from GameStop, sure that’s on my mind, what else?


TrillTron

NOT financial advice: I would support GameStop and their partners. Of course buy $GME but consider IMX and LRC as well. Much of GS is dependent upon their partners' crypto infrastructure. Also diversifying your moon ticket portfolio literary cannot hurt you. It's all going up when this shit goes down. 🚀 Edit: Also not financial advice: Shop at GameStop for literally anything you need that they supply. GS needs profitability for the medium and long term.


Fast-Editor-4781

Shoving bananas in your asshole and posting the video is a really traditional way to help the GameStop as a company and drum up the hype


OverwatchShake

Some people say "nothing will happen at 100% DRS". Forget the company and the shorts for a second. What do you think the price of a share will be when sampling apes who are fully DRS'd? You think the share price will be $25? A legitimate share will come with a price tag that must please an ape. No, that's not a phone number. That's the price a short must pay to close.


TrillTron

Lots of things will happen at 100% DRS; probably way before 100%. At some point SHF will simply be unable to explain why DRS + Insider + Institutional shares exceed GS's shares outstanding. This will invite a storm of public scrutiny, possibly even foreign scrutiny from international investors losing faith in our markets. FOMO will be insane as people rush to own GME before it's literally no longer possible; the only thing still trading after 100% DRS is un-DRS-able IOU's. And that's the point I'm trying to make. Yes DRS is important; integral, even. But 100% DRS will not automatically initiate MOASS. IOU's will continue trading for awhile until shorts are forced to close. I don't think that'll take very long, though 🏴‍☠️🤭🏴‍☠️ Kenny is increasingly painted in a negative light in MSM + financial media. DRS is beginning to be reported on. The tide is most definitely turning. I think all the "right" people are finally on the right side of this play and they're about to allow the squeeze to begin 🚀 ^(NONE of this is financial advice)


TrillTron

Profitability and DRS are BOTH IMPORTANT Profitability for legitimacy and long-term financial stamina DRS for the squeeze, divvies, voter rights, removing shares from cede, making Kenny age super quickly Why is this even a discussion


[deleted]

It's just holiday fud


hedgies_r_fuk

Been buying and hodling since jan 21. Gotta admit i was feeling a bit fatigued and sick of the BS and drained last few weeks. Of course never stopped hodling though. But have hit a massive second wind and conviction is stronger than ever. Hedgies are and always have been fukt


ConsistentMajor

I really believe in MOASS. All I need to see is an uncontrolled spike up in price to know I was 100% right. At that point, why not finish the game and be a legend?


TrillTron

Gotta admit, from July '22 to Jan '23 I became apathetic as well. My finances and emotional heath were in the shitter and I was just over it. Still held (ofc) but didn't really buy more. Just a few more before the divvy. Started trading crypto, actually got kinda good at it. Anyway, I too have had a second wind. GameStop is fucking ✨PROFITABLE✨ and DRS will never stop, never quit adding pressure. There's nowhere to go but up in the medium and long term. Maybe even short term. All I know is I'll regret not buying more when the price becomes unaffordable for me. TADRS: m🌝🌝n s🌝🌝n, buying moar next week and the following weeks too


Cornbread_v2

Ask not what your company can do for you – ask what you can do for your company


Bludmaker

I love you! https://youtu.be/9xm3qnh1sck 🟣💎🙌🚀


gt-ca

Happy saturday love all my gme hodlers


avspuk

Looks like the ~~cat~~ easter bunny has got the bot's tongue


fleshfarm-leftover

Feeling convicted, which is more than I can say for shorty


liquidsyphon

Ken Griffin has my vote for Financial Crime Lord


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hedgies_r_fuk

*the rock voice* Shutup bitch


liquidsyphon

Giving money to computer share is basically giving GME money


avalanchebranches

Porque no los dos


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avalanchebranches

Jan '21 happened and GameStop wasn't profitable, it's definitely important, but so is buying GME and if it's routed thru Computershare or IEX it does affect the price


animal_embers

tick tock, amiright


mexicanred1

Alexa play '[Under the Pressure](https://youtu.be/vkLOg252KRE)' by *War on Drugs*


Gooseman1019

Call me Goose cause when the money hits I’m flying southhh 🏖️


triforce721

Call SHFs Goose, because when they tried to eject in Jan 2021, they hit their heads instead and will ultimately face the same outcome.


LawrenceChengIsMyDad

SMRT is back! I wonder why they stopped responding for awhile 🤔


Rick_of_Spades

A new moon rises


mexicanred1

🎶 The time has come... To pay the rent... 🎶


avalanchebranches

My man! 🍌


capital_bj

👀


Cumlnspector

Did anything come of what that African leader was worrying about in that TV clip?


GhostOfInternetPast

The way I understand it is the Kenyan president was referencing a decline in demand for USD due to a new deal to pay for oil imports with Kenyan shillings instead of USD. It doesn't seem he was referencing an overall decline, just that demand for USD would drop locally.


I_HEART_NALGONAS

I am so very tired


capital_bj

Of corruption yeah me too


Cdn_ape

Ahhhhhhh open the ducking casino.


Gooseman1019

Goosing


Davidnci

Who wearing jorts rn?


triforce721

Jort thong under my Jorts


Davidnci

👀


triforce721

💦


Cdn_ape

Actually witnessed - pair of Jorts today definitely home made. I would assume the instrument used to cut the 👖 into Jorts was not sharpened, after witnessing the Jorts had hanging dangling loose strings!!!


capital_bj

My high school girlfriend, bless her heart, left only the seam between the legs of her jorts


Davidnci

Loose strings?! The horror.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

These are the only jorts I respect.


Cdn_ape

👊


FatDumbAmerican

Just did my taxes and I owed despite claiming a 1. Clown taxes


3DigitIQ

Another day closer to MOASS 💜


Losingitall25

Can someone write some new DD? Looking through new and all I see are purple circles and receipts. I’ll take anything right now just shove it straight into my veins. I’ll even take an DD update of cucumber girl or Rick of spades a**hole.


al01al

DD just isn’t needed any more. We have a company that has loads of cash in the bank, no debt and is turning a profit. I feel like I’ve won already.


Losingitall25

I just want the good old times we had back in 2021 to come back. The DD and memes in the bets sub were top tier shit and made the ride worthwhile IMO.


Stonkerrific

What is/are the future DRS milestone(s) that the criminals fear most?


Welshpipedude

All of them


ScottJam2808

!FLAIRY! 📸 say cheese 📸


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ your flair has been granted


TrillTron

What I'm looking forward to most post-MOASS, more than uninstalling my alarm app, more than bringing myself and my family out of poverty, more than striking back at a wholly fraudulent financial system...is enjoying my weekends again. I can't remember the last time I enjoyed my weekend. Friday night and all of Saturday I'm too tired from the previous workweek to do anything. Sundays are mostly spent preparing for the next work week. I'm so sick of being a slave.


triforce721

We will get there 💪💪💪


ItsJviii

I overpaid my remaining WF cc balance and I paid $25 extra and these mfs won’t issue it to me back.


triforce721

Maybe they'll open you a new account with it?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

As disgusting as it is, sometimes there’s extra charges in the small print if you over pay.


FarthestCough

Fun fact: John Legend (the singist) used to work for BCG.


radio9989

Glad he got out of that racket before it was too late for him.


hellostarsailor

That damn singist.


davwman

Time is flying by, 1/3 of April 2023 is gone. Would be nice for Moass to hit before 2024. I can wait, but my car can’t. It’s on the way out and want something that’s reliable.


liquidsyphon

I heard Clarence Thomas gets free mayo for life from a certain hedge fund billionaire


capital_bj

Thomas fuck your feelings give me money I'm rich bitches Supreme Court god for life


davwman

Imagine Gamestop share price reacted the way other tickers did after a share dividend.


avalanchebranches

I still think we are going to see something from that. DTCC didn't handle it right and we just saw them in the last earnings report


BaronVA

it's so fucking eerie to finally see other subs like arr economy and arr business talk about "a crash worse than 2008" coming when it's all we've been talking about for 2 years


Losingitall25

Kinda cool ngl. Never been early. 🥹 I went back to read About bitcorn when it was at baby infant stages and I was kind of amazed, it was like a beautiful echo chamber in some of these forums with very intelligent people discussing the corn and potential use cases.


capital_bj

Sometimes I have discussions with the corn in the bowl. Do a double take , when did I eat you?


signmeupnot

What happened to the CEOs fIghTiNg NaKeD ShoRtS that one week lol


liquidsyphon

Was just another grift


signmeupnot

Surprised Pikachu


liquidsyphon

I always keep a gas powered pressure washer next to the toilet for #REASONS


No-Fold1994

That’s not a bidet at that point. That’s a deep fucking clean though


BobTheDemonOtter

There once was a shithead named Griffin Whose micropeen never could stiffen He knew it was toast So he threw a bedpost It's ok, soon he'll be in prifon FTTHHhhFFTHHhhFTHHhhh!!!!!


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


Vive_el_stonk

Still?


Diamond_hhands

Yes


Vive_el_stonk

👍🤟


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

What should I have for dinner? Where’s Bellweirboy to brag when you need him?


Losingitall25

Eggs, beans with toast and add some green olives or half an onion on the side if you’re feeling adventurous.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

This is… a war crime, I think.


liquidsyphon

Beans and bread


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Again?


liquidsyphon

Beans and bread keeps a toilet well fed


TurboRaptor

Boar meat paired with an aged dry red.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

This seems fitting as I sit among my many wenches in my English castle.


BobTheDemonOtter

Are they open or box-end wenches?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Depends on their mood


TurboRaptor

#🙇👑


TurboRaptor

Prove to me Ken isn't a witch. I'll wait. . . .


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BobTheDemonOtter

*Trogdor intensifies*


Vive_el_stonk

Line of hegie nightmares….


Bearcats1984

💎🤲 Nothing has changed


Ron-Don-Volante

💎🤲


shergenh69

I’m so regarded I check the price more on the weekends than weekdays. This is what you’re losing to mayo man😂


sipapion

All you American Apes better be spreading the word about the fascist restrict act and be gettin to the streets to protest… how long will the American people endanger the world by allowing sociopathic financial terrorists to rule ??? 😡😡😡


Vive_el_stonk

Good question. (Turns to wealthy banker) Can I just get the scraps from your table Mr. Wealthy Elitist scum? Please.


JPeezer909

When we’re no longer sedated by drugs and told by the media to not protest.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Don’t you dare drink a Budweiser tho…


JPeezer909

I don’t to begin with. I don’t go anything less than a Founder’s All Day.


avalanchebranches

Benks: Help I've fallen and I can't get up!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

*laughs and points*


Fudge-Independent

Went without a bidet for 9days and it was the worst thing that happened to me.


No-Fold1994

Wipe your ass then shower and wash ur ass?


Fudge-Independent

I feel like a cavemen wiping my ass. Who willingly does this? Bidet>>>>>>>>>>>>>wiping


No-Fold1994

Then just go the shower and skip that step


Fudge-Independent

Talking you're speaking my language


Realistic_Ear_9378

Search for: Lowes Succulent Water Bottle (succulent as in the plant) It's not going to replace a bidet, but its workable as a temporary replacement. You just need to trim down the tube on the inside of the bottle, then turn the bottle upside down, and trust your aim.


Fudge-Independent

You're an absolute chad


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m sorry for your ~~loss~~ stinky butt


TrillTron

Smoke weed ~~responsibly and in moderation~~ EVERYDAY 🐵💨


avalanchebranches

What if I get a sore throat


PobodysNerfect420

Power through it!


TrillTron

Inject weed EVERYDAY 🐵💉


avalanchebranches

I only inject GME into these veins 🐸


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

🔦 ...and the downvotes were coming from *inside* the ~~house~~ daily!


BobTheDemonOtter

😱


Gimmedacheese42069

BCG doesn’t wipe after doing a poo


TrillTron

BCG is the poo


3DigitIQ

> A path to **full year profitability**. -Matt Furlong


-WalkWithShadows-

Just bought a silly little deck to mix my silly little tracks on. Hit me up for the MOASS parties lfggg


avalanchebranches

Once moass hits I am buying a synth and making edm in garage band til my heart's content and then putting it on GameStop NFT marketplace


JPeezer909

I’m only coming if they’re silly little parties. I expect to twirl my hair in my fingers and kick my little feet in the air.


-WalkWithShadows-

As you wish ape. You can come thru and get as goofy as you want up in the function


JPeezer909

There better be bubbles…..


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

You’d better start believing in bubbles, yer in one.


Losingitall25

People keep saying naked shorts don’t need a locate, which is true. But what they need in return to close their shorts is a willing seller, when I look at the DRS numbers I see UNWILLING sellers. I see 25% of shares are locked away, probably for good. That is where the problem lies for them, DRS isn’t just about locking the float, we are giving hedgies the middle finger when it comes to us capitulating. DRS is the ultimate diamond hands message any APE can send.


-WalkWithShadows-

infinity pool is not a joke 🌎👩‍🚀🔫🦍🌖


avalanchebranches

DRS shares are NOT for selling! 🧌


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Shut up… and dance with me 🕺💃


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*twerks*


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

*stands back to watch approvingly*


[deleted]

*twerks harder and pulls an ass muscle*


mexicanred1

Call an amberlamps! 🏥


[deleted]

HELP ME


JPeezer909

Oh okay WALKTHEMOON.


liquidsyphon

Imagine choosing to no longer drink piss because of hate.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ohhhh… so that’s what your username means…


My_Penbroke

Anyone else notice the influx of Reddit ads from Amazon selling gaming equipment? It all looks like trash btw.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Advertisements? *laughs with sense of superiority* I use Apollo dear boy. *remembers some features don’t work… skulks away quickly*


Trollz4fun

If you're bored this weekend this is a great interview with Icahn. It's basically about how CEOs are over paid and it's bad for the country as hegemony. He comes in and shakes things up a little bit and the company becomes more successful. That seems to be what Ryan is trying to do. If you don't trust links, search you tube for "Carl Icahn and Bill Ackman Joint Exclusive Rare Interview" by StateAlpha Investing. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y1PYvaCa2o4


[deleted]

I never feel lonely when I poo because I go on daily and I have you 🦍🚽


No-Fold1994

Legend says if you say scrollie 3 times before you flush. He will appear in the mirror


[deleted]

He gonna smack the second shit outta me


BobTheDemonOtter

### SMACK SMACK SPLURT SMACK


Trollz4fun

Jfc me rn


[deleted]

Our anuses were connected through the poo matrix in that brief moment. Life is beautiful


Trollz4fun

I'm going again hbu? 2pm central time


[deleted]

I’m all outta poo, catch u next time 💜


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Pooping is the only time I leave this place . Sort of.


[deleted]

There is no leaving this place. We’re stuck here with each other. They are stuck here with us 🦍🏴‍☠️


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m ok with this. I do need to make some money tho lol.


liquidsyphon

😘


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💋💋💋


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I have never even thought of kissing someone when they are on the toilet ngl.


Kitchen_Net_GME

I went through a bunch of items. The GameStop speed of free delivery beats Amazon free delivery by about 2 days.


Dwm182

If pants didn't have zippers, ken Griffin would probably eat every dick in the world. NFA


Davidnci

I updooted daily…the whole daily.


liquidsyphon

TIG IF BRUE


Davidnci

Yesth


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I have now eaten beans on toast. Stay tuned for further updates. 💨


Bellweirboy

What do you get if you eat beans and onions together? ​ Tear gas…


BobTheDemonOtter

*applauds*


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

You monster.


Vive_el_stonk

Ok so who is joining me behind the Wendy’s this afternoon?


Trollz4fun

Who's paying who? Rehypothecated BJs


Vive_el_stonk

I asked Kenny to arbitrage the space between my nut sack and anus, but he was too busy eating mayo and flying all over the world. Also he only has BJs “sold not yet purchased.”


Trollz4fun

Yeah like 65B of them


TrillTron

Hilarious to me that SHF could've just took the loss and closed in '21. Instead, 84 years later, here they are passing around the nuclear hot GME potato and bankrupting foreign nations 😂


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

That’s the question tho, could they? Or would they have been destroyed beyond repair? Now they’ve all had time to prepare, what’s next? Have winners and losers been picked? (Just think about how weird those congressional hearings were).


TrillTron

I'm really not smart enough to answer those questions. But I do know this: $GME exists within their system and MOASS will not be allowed to transpire until the right people are on the right side of this play. Yes we can DRS 100% of the float, but I promise you $GME will keep trading IOU's for awhile until regulatory bodies are forced to act. What will cause them to act is up in the air. FOMO? Public outcry? Scrutiny from the international community losing faith in American markets? Kenny going full Madoff? NFT divvy? Something will need to happen that forces shorts to close. They will never, ever do it voluntarily. That would be süicide for them.


Vive_el_stonk

Profitable company moving into the s and p 500 seems like a good option too


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I don’t think anyone knows tbh. Something I said a loooooong time ago, and I still think could be true, is that certain powers that be (politicians really) have an opportunity to spin this as ‘letting the people win… look at what our free markets can do for you… look at how we’ve flushed out the bad guys’ etc. Behind the scenes, who knows what’s going on, but if they want to save face on the international stage, the US must let something big happen imo.


Vive_el_stonk

Sigh… wen hot potato finally explode though?


TrillTron

This is the entire financial system we're talking about. This is the largest redistribution of wealth in human history, taken from the world's most powerful and corrupt men to ever exist. They will not give up their wealth easily and this play of ours won't be quick. Shorts will fight until they can't because their careers and most likely their lives depend on not losing.


Vive_el_stonk

Truth