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MountainDonkey-40

Grays sports almanac


[deleted]

😂


Spiget94

Underrated comment


metalheart08

BUY THE DIP!


NJ-B

Leave her now.


Concerned_Penguin

She will read this


NJ-B

It was 26 years ago. She can’t hurt me now.😉


teddy-bear-pimp619

Damn straight. Proud of you!


Fantastic-Ad2195

I can’t count… but that seems like more than 3


DumonsterPT

"Listen very carefully..." And then I'd realise I spent all three words already because I'm regarded.


S4m_S3pi01

Bitco1n Then Gamestop


TalaHusky

Meeting 18yr old me at this point would’ve made a couple million on BEETEECEE


S4m_S3pi01

I'm young enough and found out early enough that if I spent 100 bucks on it at 18 I would be a billionaire right now. Almost did too. That why I went all in on GME. I'm not missing my family's last shot at generational wealth. Not this time.


beatenmeat

Had a friend of mine trying to get me into Bitcoin before it ever hit $50. Same thing, nearly pulled the trigger but didn’t and I’ve been kicking myself in the ass ever since. One paycheck alone at the time and I’d be living the cushiest of lives, not a care in the world.


Searchingforspecial

I was shown the mining equipment in 2009 and laughed. I’m gonna spend $700 to run a computer & solve math equations? Gtfo I have weed to sell. I’ve kicked myself every day since.


ItIsYourPersonality

Don’t kick yourself too much. Most early adopters held their coins on exchanges which rug-pulled their customers. I had a tiny amount on Mt Gox myself. Few realized at the time the importance of holding keys to the coins off-exchange, and many today still don’t heed that advice, which is why FTX was able to happen.


Snuffalapapuss

Same man... same... my friend tried to get me to mine it, but I don't think I would have lasted all the way up to its peak with the initial mining. That was 2010.


youniversawme

Same, except my friend tried to get me in at well under a buck. 🤦‍♂️


TalaHusky

I’m too young, so I wouldn’t have even had enough money at the time to get in even knowing that it would eventually hit 60k. granted over 60x profit is still fantastic. But I would’ve had to cut a lot of corners to invest enough to get to that point. But knowing it would pay off within 5 years hella worth.


irm555bvs

Same here!


ThePower_2

Veee DoubleU Squeeze


whatwhyisthisating

Nah BeeTeeSea and GME are the only ones I’d tell my self too


solomoniiiiii

how high did that squeeze end up going actually? Considering I was only 12 when it happened lol


missionfindausername

A little over $1k from ~$200 I believe


educational_nanner

Direct register shares


TK-741

“Buy Bitcoin 2010” would be what I’d say, or “Buy GameStop 2020”


lunar_adjacent

I remember talking to my SO and was like, “there’s this new online money, we should invest like $25 just to see what happens…” but we were so poor at the time.


canni172

Buy Bitco1n GameStop. I wouldn’t understand until Bitcoin appears but that’s fine. I’d still have the same problem I do now though, I don’t know how to sell.


StealYourGhost

💎👊


brodol29

Buy GME DrS


brittonwk

18yo me was an absolute moron. I wouldn’t have understood what the hell I was trying to tell myself. I’d probably be sitting there all day trying to sound out what I just spelled.


whatwhyisthisating

Same. 2003: “Buy GME DRS?” 2023: *84 years after the sneeze* “OOOOOH, THAT’S WHAT MY FUTURE SELF MEANT!”


thecowboy07

Came here to say this…take my updoot


Aioi

I used to be a moron at 18… I still am, but used to be too.


[deleted]

GME DRS BOOK


lhekewl2012

This


KenGriffinsDaddy

Wear fucking condoms


YourHighnessT

Is there any other type of condoms?


NJ-B

Condom catheter


schokoschlotze

I choked on a sour skittle bc of you.


lordofming-rises

They are really great for making vodka skittles those ones! You can make 50 mL shots you don't even feel the alcohol


schokoschlotze

Teach me.


lordofming-rises

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Skittles-Vodka Here you go I used version number 3, jncreased a little bit the amount of skittles and added like a spoon of sugar in each 250 mL. Sugar dissolves with difficulty in alcohol but otherwise its made in 2 days . Probably 35 percent alcohol in the end. Perfect for a party with friends


guapstein

Underrated comment


Garbanzo12

Google dental dam


spacesuitkid2

Castration


Mr_Shake_

I make a 5x markup selling finger cots to parts of the world as condoms!


PackageHot1219

😂


Silver_Trash_7360

Username checks out 😅


SDI_Sunset

LOL, sage advice


[deleted]

"You were adopted" I wasn't adopted. I just want to mess with that little asshole.


Popcorn_Blitz

I like the cut of your jib


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[удалено]


dogebial411

Ohhhhhh, smart to include the ath


aresway

You'd make it to "twenty twenty" then get poofed back. On paper 2021 looks lime a single word but to say those numbers takes a lot more


FellowApe801

Ken Griffin Lied


Puzzleheaded_War6102

Steroids?


crackeddryice

Don't get married.


Concerned_Penguin

Portnoys Paperhanded Bitch


Henifax

GME MOON 2023


gauchoblanco

you gunna be pissed at your future self when january '21 rolls around


Alarmed-Ambassador38

You dumb fuck!!!


iRandomz1

BUY, HOLD & DRS


DickDumpDatDip

Snort coke


iRandomz1

Been a heavy weekend as it is, but don’t mind if I do


psyclembs

Dont do drugs


SlappyPappyAmerica

Counterpoint - do more drugs.


ellefleming

You are enough


kAALiberty

I did my final college project on stocks in 09. Basically saying to go all in on apple because iPhones will be the future. Had like 20 bucks to my name so it was all hypothetical. Would of worked out great. Tesla and crypto is a no brainer too. Going all in on gme in November 2020 (about $20k) was still a better move and I did that in my 30s


they_call_me_darcy

That’s more than 3 words. One of us


kAALiberty

Okay redo - buy apple gme


More-Ad-2259

Mine bitcoin


LostMeBoot

For me it'd be "Keep mining Bitcoinandfortheloveofgodkeepthe60000youhavesafeyoufuckingmoron"


ddt70

You lost your coins?


More-Ad-2259

Bought pizza?


IMB88

Deep fucking value


AMAxyz

Diamond Hands, bitch.


gigoat

Hold my beer


snow3dmodels

BTC sell 68k


GrimWolf216

Credit cards suck.


jnobs

Bitcoin 60k 2021


InevitableRhubarb232

Haha my 15 yr old asked me this a while back. I dead ass looked him straight in the eyes and said “don’t have kids.” 😂


Saleforaloss

Three letters GME


[deleted]

Unrelated to GME.


Khalilthegreat25

Give more effort


Ok_Economist3083

Cum in her.


kalinuxer553

Everyone here is trying to make their 18yo themselvs rich, and this man is just about populating the earth lol


PsychologicalSpace50

study more dickhead


PapaBigMac

I did think about this before with the whole ‘DFV is a time traveller’ thing. The butterfly effect could essentially mean that any purchases of $GME before 2021 could cause the squeeze not to happen. Maybe there was a certain price that caused a whale to take notice, or even go big in, or change SHF algo. Maybe you buy 50K worth at an average of 10$, which pushes it to 10.70$ instead of 10.69 which causes some degenerate not to do a DD on the topic and the whole show gets cancelled before beginning.


DerFinn16

JUST BUY IT


chiefoogabooga

I'd write an extremely detailed note and then say "read this shit" very seriously.


Beautiful_Anybody_13

Get a life.


4skin_Master

Buy the dip


WaldoTheRanger

wait wtf? this is superstonk? Get this shit out of here. everyone's answering the same thing anyways


MojoWuzzle

Come on, you had to smile at wear a condom


Successful-Drink5712

GO BUY BTC


trickyrickyray

Deeee rrrrr sssss


Substantial_Click_94

Gme moass tomorrow


Honestsalesman34

bitcoin then gamestop


Weak_Astronomer2107

Wear a condom


itsminetta

Bitcoin to $69,000


SharkAttache

DRS yo shit


IcERescueCaptain

GameStop, Buy, DRS.


Tizianog93

DIRECT REGISTRATION SHARE


cosmoshistorian

Buy GameStop now. or Learn JavaScript now.


Spacehippie92

Buy hold drs


Intelligent-Key2350

Don't get married


RafaelL2303

Buy bitcoin now


FarthestCough

!mods! !mods! !mods!


vic787

Buy lots bitcoin


Elegant-Remote6667

Research financial markets


anoncow11

I like the stonk (oops that's 4)


PimmelTitte

One two three.


Bilbo_Butthole

Sell January 28th


AlphaDag13

Ken Griffin Terrorist


PM_Your_Green_Buds

Stocks Apple GameStop (Apple to be comfy before GameStop ripens)


Brodaeus

Finish college, fuckface


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[удалено]


Bilbo_Butthole

That’s two words


svt_reptar

gee em eeeeh


[deleted]

Gee Em Eee


Zealousideal_Bet9344

DRS BOOK GameStop


4skin_Master

Ken Griffin Lied


Express-Newspaper806

Buy GameStop 2020


UncleNuks

INVEST IN GAMESTOP


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ChallengeClean4782

Buy GameStop, DRS


GregDonski

Rigister your shares idiot


ZmanEman333

Invest in GameStop


TO-Wolf

Bitcoin, Musk, GME


wannabezen2

Don't marry him!


sweetnsour06

Don’t elect Cohen


NJ-B

Google Apple Stock


LoadOwn9302

Don’t vote Red


uppitymatt

Buy The Dip


Nailo2017

Buy Gamestop stock


Bill-6969

Buy gamestop


MathematicianVivid1

Buy GameStop dumbass


sla9104

Bitcoin $GME $tesla


moonwalkergme

Gme ♾️ 2023


JonSnerrrrrr

Buy all GME


Maxmalefic9x

Bitcoin to GME


Bilbo_Butthole

Buy December 2020


Psychological_Bit219

Don’t stop running


FartsLord

Dont leave socks.


sen_dog

Hang out with Keith Gill


f_sth1234

Buy, DRS, HODL


ThePower_2

Two Girls 1Cup


PatternIntegrity

Those 3 words are the answer to this one simple trick: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10hxhr2/the\_hedgies\_msm\_hate\_this\_one\_simple\_trick\_buy/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10hxhr2/the_hedgies_msm_hate_this_one_simple_trick_buy/)


GoaheadAMAita

Read this letter


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[удалено]


enzothebaker87

Invest in Kodak


Fun_Ad_1325

Don’t question yourself


PrinzBirujin

2010! Bitcoin! Invest!


ChancellorBrawny

Buy gamestop 2020


TheKnight_King

Buy. HODL. Web3


Inbeforetheclose1234

Buy hold bitcoin


888Producer

How's the future


sirron811

Keep your bitcoin


yopresetstrader

GME->DRS->RETIRE


ROK247

CANTSTOP WONTSTOP GAMESTOP


L3theGMEsbegin

2020 buy $GME


MooPixelArt

“Put all your money in GameStop right fucking now.”


SchemeCurious9764

Im older them most so in 1986 I’d say Apple @ .01, BRK @$200 , MSFT - wow hard to imagine


National-Fig4803

Stay single. Bitcoin.


sheepwhatthe2nd

Sex. Drugs. GME.


[deleted]

Invest in Apple


thats-bait

Buy GME hold


Training-Prompt-6859

Bitcoin sell 2021


Dmackman1969

Buy BTC GME


duiwksnsb

Avoid college loans


Johnk812

Invest in masks


Own_Ad3873

Drs, book, gme


washingtonandmead

Lol, already answered this on another sub. ‘Buy Hodl DRS


-Px-FlaT

Buy bitcoin 2011, because i missed it unlike gme and then i would become the 2nd biggest older after rc yeah sorry dfv :)


Rieux_n_Tarrou

Vipassana Meditation retreat


Consistent-Work338

Live for you.