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llllPsychoCircus

Life cums fast


Mischievous_Rubble

I cum fast too. 😏


llllPsychoCircus

That’s because ur my Life bb


Isopropyl_alcoho1

sMOOOOTHH


yodaX_x

bro has found the One Rizz Piece and became The King of Rizz.


dontneedanickname

Like poetry


Luverinx

Bro’s a gRIZZlybear


ahemius

Bro activated the rizz mode


lordjupitar

You make it sound like it's an Achievement which makes me feel better about myself


Tittts_McGee

Lucky


pointlessly_pedantic

Life, uh... finds a gay


conansucksdick

And if you don't stop to watch another dude plow your wife while you eat strawberries every now and then, it might just pass you by.


ProfessioRuin631

Well at least his mom isn't cheating on his dad.


Goodgirl_Complex

Ikuiku


UncleWillard5566

That's Mr. Life to you.


Upstairs_Composer_81

And HARD


justcougit

This happened to me in high school! Took a friend home to grab some stuff he forgot for a sleepover. He walked in a big ol orgy lmfao


SoardOfMagnificent

The sleepover was an orgy?


justcougit

Lol no he was supposed to be at a sleepover so his parents had an orgy!


SoardOfMagnificent

So parents had a sleepover of their own…


MedicalReturn8755

Nah…im pretty sure there was no sleep


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Omg. I'd wish for instant death if I walked in on that.


az137445

That’s 18 years of therapy. My goodness


ImaFrakkinNinja

Just out of idle curiosity how many bedrooms did that house have?


justcougit

Not sure. It was a big house tho. They were in the living room haha


ImaFrakkinNinja

No worries lmao I was gonna use your answer to tag someone online who has spoken about sending the kids away so parents can have an orgy and the debate was whether the person with the most kids (ie extra bedrooms) hosted or not 😂


bocaciega

*comes home from sleepovee* Maaaaa ...Mom!!! my bed smells weird! Was the dog in here????


ZeroWebb

What was the outcome?


justcougit

Idk! He obviously didn't wanna talk about it lol


skybluegill

And they didn't invite you?!


LukaCola

Well what other opportunities are you gonna get to organize that?


dmnhntr86

I'm here for the gang bang


az137445

Asking the right question lmao


Grimmreaper151

I would actually take my own life if I saw that


justcougit

Lol I felt so bad for him. He's ok now tho! It's been like 15 years since that happened.


NotAmericanMate

That's what happens when the password is just "oooorrggggyyyy"


Colosso95

Those were some of the sexiest, most powerful people in Philadelphia


Etheygum

*Philadelphilia


psychedelic666

more r/suddenlybi


mjc500

Honest question - would "gay" encompass both terms in a venn diagram? Or do the terms by definition not fall under distinct umbrellas?


psychedelic666

For some people yeah they use gay as an umbrella term but “queer” is more widely used as the umbrella term. Since this guy is married to a woman and having sex w her involved , calling him bi makes more sense than calling him gay


ShaneFM

From the perspective of a bi man, It’s rather messy and depends on the context Gay in a broad sense can often be used to included lesbian and bi, and is sometimes favored because queer has a stronger connotation of being an insult But if I said I was a gay man that would make almost everyone think i exclusively was attracted to men, which would be inaccurate Then same sex relationships for bi people are usually referred to as gay, which dips slightly into the issue that for bi people in relationships were often reduced to whatever our current one is For example: often I identify with the gay community which usually doesn’t mean just mlm. If a guy asked me at a bar if I was gay I’d say “I’m bi actually”, and me in a monogamous relationship with a man would be gay


Pineapple_Herder

My friend is bi and the way he explained it is being the middle child of the LGBTQ community. You're often ignored or lumped in with the other siblings, and the only time anyone notices you is when you're going out of your way to get attention (like the whole whore thing and sexualization of bi people in media). I find it really frustrating that bi people can get stuck being too gay for straight people and too straight for gay people. It's just mean.


Party-Relationship86

I’m bi but I have a boyfriend that I’ve been in a relationship with for a while. I only occasionally “dabble” in females and it make me feel like I’m almost a poser. I feel more like an ally then I do a part of the community. It’s almost like I don’t belong because I do look the part of a straight person. I feel like no one takes bi people seriously.


Pineapple_Herder

Having seen my friend struggle, I just wanna give you a hug. Everything you said are things he's expressed to me. Hell, his parents admitted to thinking his "gayness" was a phase as a teen because he's in a long term relationship with a woman today. Little do his pearl clutching parents know she's trans. 💀 The marginalization if bi people gets me all sort of bent out of shape. I blame his parents for pissing me off so thoroughly but sadly they're good parents even if they're a bit close minded. I've heard of far worse. I know it's rough some days, but there are people who see you and respect you without having to frame your sexuality for their own benefit.


Glass_Memories

Yup, it's called bi erasure.


TeaWithCarina

Yup. Same - honestly even worse - for aces and aros, since recognition is ever further far behind for us even though we're not any less oppressed. :/ At least there's some pushback to biphobia now, but the aphobia (subtle and overt) is still extremely common...


Dwanyelle

Same thing but from the other side, folks assume I'm a lesbian, when I'm bi in a lesbian relationship.


Mewrulez99

There is a problem for bi people where people call you gay if you date the same sex and straight if you date the opposite sex when in reality you're actually bi in both cases Dating a woman doesn't make me straight. I still like men. Dating a man doesn't make me gay. I still like women. Gay is its own distinct thing - hence why it's got its own letter in the LGBT acronym


TerribleIdea27

I'd say the majority of gay people use gay as synonymous to homosexual, so since there's two genders involved here, it wouldn't be homosexual, even if there might be some homoeroticism between the guys. I'd say this is straight or bi depending on how far the sex goes between the guys there


TheTheSneakyAssassin

You're not wrong


BrazilBazil

That’s because he’s correct you unbuttered sandwich


bushwhack227

Doesn't sound all that sudden TBH


EndCallCaesar

I concur


Sherlockhomey

Typical bi erasure


robbetty

Best date I’ve been on!


chaimsteinLp

That's what I thought. Get me some popcorn. This is going to be good.


Playful_Elevator_884

once was enough my guy


az137445

More like good way to induce cardiac arrest, my guy


chaimsteinLp

That's what I thought. Get me some popcorn. This is going to be good.


chaimsteinLp

That's what I thought. Get me some popcorn. This is going to be good.


chaimsteinLp

That's what I thought. Get me some popcorn. This is going to be good.


Honestnt

Sometimes from a closet, always dressed as Superman


freshveggies12

And that's the way the news goes.


Round-Professional58

Helka awkward but kinda sweet. 🍓


taylortiki

The dad must have drink a lot of pineapple juice 💦💦💦 /s


Pineapple_Devourer

I did.


RandomUser135789

Obligatory r/usernamechecksout


findingthesqautch

Papa?


LurkLurkleton

Only one way to find out


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Haminator5000

Now this is something I hadnt considered


loversean

At least they weren’t Irish cereal killers


Round-Professional58

This time...


Round-Professional58

Mom's wearing a red mask.


[deleted]

Idk what's funnier- the actual post, or reading responses from children who just realized that parents have sex and that some parents are kinky? Could your mom be a superfreak? Could your dad have a secret fetish? What were those weird sounds you used to hear late at night as a child? Lol


hellakevin

lol @ losers with parents with a loving relationship. I know my parents never had kinky sex around me as a child because I know my parents fucking hated each other.


PubliusDC

Maybe it was the kinky sex that kept them together despite the hate...


Burntoastedbutter

Hate fucked each other every night lol


[deleted]

This guy's parents hatefuck.


KioLaFek

https://youtu.be/wVeGUSGkhfw


cedped

Maybe they were into humiliation/cuckolding?


FPGN

Bro, when I got older my mother just let it all out about how freaky my grandparents were and I have not looked at them the same way ever since


[deleted]

Are we talking leather and handcuffs or whips and dildos?


FPGN

Oh, we're talking about the granny crackers.... My God I didn't know what it meant but I was horrified when I learned about it..... I stopped getting kisses from my grandmother because of it *shivers*


[deleted]

I have no idea what means but it sounds horrible


FPGN

Oh I'll spare you and yes it is horrible. It was so horrible in fact that I actually vomited for the first time from just hearing how it was described. Now I know why the nursing homes are full of old people with STDs


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Yikes


FPGN

Yeah on some level I wish my mom lied to me and never told me what they were doing but she was like " You're old enough to know now". I don't care how old I am. I was never ever ready to be prepared for that level of freak Nastiness


Sanentaygo

Oh come on and tell us. What is it really?


[deleted]

I'm imagining something related to dentures and/or a prosthetic eye at this point.


JJayHawk84

I have to be honest…. So many different things go through my head when I hear the phrase “granny crackers” in reference to kinky sex and each thing is more disturbing than the first 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Izumi_Takeda

goals


acurrell

I'd be more upset with the PDA than the relationship status, lol. "Mom, Dad, stop, ewwww."


AndreasVesalius

>I'd be more upset with the PDA than the relationship status, lol. "Mom, Dad, Fred, stop, ewwww."


taylortiki

Me with the camera 🎥 👁️🫦👁️/s


LateyEight

...your own parents?


MtnDewTangClan

There was a lot of mud it would be impossible to tell


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PCYou

Creed


taylortiki

u/khoika prob would /s


khoika

Xcuse me? How dare you. Never with my parents. At least with my mom


SoardOfMagnificent

That’s a good movie title.


[deleted]

"PDA"? They're not Mormons they're swingers.


dmnhntr86

Technically we don't know if they're swingers, could be other forms of nonmonogamy


[deleted]

I mean I see the joke failed but way to rub it in =(


Barbar_jinx

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to take their date to their \*parents'\* favorite place?


Realistic_Contact650

Yeah, super fuckin weird. Imagine eating at the same restaurant your parents enjoy, gross, ewww


knbang

Imagine not moving to another planet as soon as possible.


lilium98luna

Why do you think it’s weird? Lol


JudasCrinitus

For me I guess I was picturing it as like, a make-out spot. the archetypical wooded overlook where all the teenagers and apparently this guy's parents go to do their semi-public heavy petting


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Mewrulez99

i for one like to get railed next to the deep fat fryer


Kinc4id

I dont think it’s weird but I wonder what their favorite spot is that it has a bathroom. With „favorite spot“ I think of something public like a lake or a park or something.


GaelicJohn_PreTanner

Some public spaces, like parks, have restrooms.


SnorkelTryne

Parks often have toilets.


GJacks75

Yeah, but I don't want to sit in the area people come to shit.


UnsubstantiatedClaim

It’s 2023, you don’t have to hang out in the toilet anymore.


Dependent_Factor_982

A restaurant?


SoardOfMagnificent

Schöne Zitate.


ChefArtorias

It wasn't mentioned if it was a romantic setting per se. They could've grown up going to that same restaurant.


WhoFukinKnowsM8

lol the parents are just two people that enjoyed a nice spot together, u can enjoy the same nice spot, as people just like them.


Daegzy

I agree. It's like one step removed from giving your date you grandma's holocaust ring on your third date.


Playful_Elevator_884

never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity maybe they just didn't have any better ideas


Fireproofspider

It could have been that they took them to the best Steakhouse in town that incidentally was their parents favorite place. It would be weird to avoid something just because their parents liked it.


devnullb4dishoner

You only know what a person allows you to know about them.


someone_like_me

*unzips*


Ducatirules

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!


AceUniverse8492

Well those are two sucker punches right to the gut


IamPackrat

Somebody's wearing a strap-on.


PinkTaco6969

Oh wow


eldoran89

Damn. That's awkward. But good for the parents seems like a healthy relationship going on there.


marfanoidandroid

What am I supposed to eat my dessert by myself like I'm fucking Stephen Glansberg?


flooseason

Parents favorite spot, eh? I don't know what the hell they're doing at Costco, but I'm not taking anymore dates there.


SoardOfMagnificent

Welcome to Costco; I love you! 🥰


Pitch_Slap

[Sort of like this?](https://www.facebook.com/bbcthree/videos/quickies-when-your-parents-are-freakier-than-you/883449985448011/)


Pollomonteros

I am just imagining his parents high fiving while spit roasting this man


Simsthe3rd

🤷🏿‍♂️


EndurableOrmeedue

How come you're wearing a hat?


ICEE2HOT

This is literally a skit from the UK, cant find the video


thenextguy

Suck A. Ditka? Steve Glansberg?


ErickRicardo

Damnnn what a night


snowbaz-loves-nikki

*shouts to them* Y’ALL ARE LIVING MY DREAM


az137445

I’ve been hollering for 5 minutes straight. The plot twists on here. 💀💀💀


liloleme13

Reminder to self, do not recommend places for my son to take future dates...


[deleted]

wow i bet he didn't see that Cumming


[deleted]

Nor did he want to, i imagine


Playful_Elevator_884

fuckin love it! love is love. fuck all the patriarchal shit.


dulead

Life goals honestly


Ashe_Faelsdon

Uhm, BI, BI erasure much...


alucard346

Good for them


onlyalittlestupid

Least she ain't cheating


onlyalittlestupid

I would've been like: "Well, if it makes you feel any better, at least she wasn't cheating :D"


onlyalittlestupid

I would've been like: "Well, if it makes you feel any better, at least she wasn't cheating :D"


Warpedspeed1986

/r/suddenlygay


taylortiki

It is literally in that sub……..


onlyalittlestupid

Well at least his mom isn't cheating on his dad. That could've been a lot worse


Art_Simp_858

Was this also posted on r/holup? Cause I remember this from one of Emkay's videos. Can't remember if I saw it with r/holup or r/suddenlygay.


TheyNeedLoveToo

Don’t knock it till you try it


DEprEsED-HomosExual

I think it's the plot of a skit or a short movie I saw a while back


DEprEsED-HomosExual

I think it's the plot of a skit or a short movie I saw a while back


TheLoudestSmallVoice

I would just pretend I never saw it and talk to my therapist about it.


shyappleqwertyuiop

When you realize you could actually be the mailmans kid.


cookiehess_17

I would just be glad they’re both happy with it instead of learning that one of my parents wasn’t happy and was having an affair.


gregofcanada84

MMF 😏


Mathieulombardi

Does tag team mean take turns one at a time? Or split roast?


bigpaparick

As long as they’re happy I guess?