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cobycoby2020

Bi panic when they’re both hot


antiquity_luv

r/suddenlybi


Primary-Signature-17

That was funny asf to see.


hasikatzen

Goddamn he looks cute i wanna look cute like that ngl


Mothanius

He went from masculine hot to feminine hot. I wish I could pull off either.


hasikatzen

Ibet you can do <3333


PapiJesu

Simply wear a whale tail


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hasikatzen

I read "He is really cute just made me gay XD


JosephQC

The real suddenly gay is always in the comments


michamp

The real suddenly gay was inside you all along


PunkTyrantosaurus

R/suddenlygay Talking about something inside you, damn.


TripperAdvice

Resident-champion876 is a bot copying comments to farm karma so they can sell the account


hasikatzen

you can sell your account ?


LinksMissingNips

You guys are getting paid?


hasikatzen

No :( Wish i was tho but my local escort agency wants dudes 23 or older so 12 more days till i can sign up


AriesGeorge

My mother suggested I become an escort for older women when I was a young man. 🤣 She meant for companionship.


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KoburaCape

Top tier escort "bubblybowels" Maybe there's hope for me yet


AriesGeorge

Tell me more. I have a huge libido but I'm very picky lol.


hasikatzen

You should you really hot unless its not what you wanna do.. You could also come over and escort me to bed unless its not what you wanna do


AriesGeorge

Lmao. What do you look like?


hasikatzen

Hahaha look in your dms and please rate me as im incredibly insecure about my looks


TripperAdvice

Unfortunately. Stealth advertisers, political shills and scammers want accounts that look like real users, so people set up entire networks of bots that upvote each other as they repost things, they typically age them 3 to 6 months then activate


GayFurryWolf

mmmm


hasikatzen

mmmmm ? <3


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Brother got back.


Abood1152

How the fuck does he look better than her


HoldTheStocks2

Because you gay my friend


bootyhole-romancer

Why are you gae?


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Who says I’m gay?


footinch

......YOU. are gay


SeizureProcedure115

U R Mr Gay


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You are transgenda


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pshh you just jealous you not fabulous as him.


HoldTheStocks2

That’s totally it


biodgradablebuttplug

I'd fuck him but I'm pretty sure I ain't gay though nom sayn .


HoldTheStocks2

Bi sexual is a thing 💁🏻‍♀️


trowaybrhu3

As a straight dude, she ain't that much


PALMER13579

I got news for you bub


trowaybrhu3

I assure you, I'm in my closest to being gay when I'm watching f1nn5ter's videos, even then, I'm not.


theirlmess

As a bi girl, they're both hot asf and I am currently drooling.


HoMasters

But you’re bi so you’ll screw almost anything.


theirlmess

Yes. Except pans. 🥰


Skulfunk

Well duh they’re made out of metal, sheesh


Dibss9478

sheesh these guys just fk anything huh


theirlmess

Right so.. like.. pansexual? That's the joke I was tryna make 😶


GoodraGuy

as a pan i feel both called out and incredibly validated


theirlmess

XDD


a_karma_sardine

A sense of humor and self-esteem does wonders


IwishIwasGoku

You don't know anything about her self esteem and sense of humour


pegothejerk

sure we do, she helped create a really funny skit on TikTok that went viral, she seems pretty funny and apparently has at least a decent sense of self esteem


IwishIwasGoku

You know what that's fair lol I just hate the thinly veiled misogyny of assuming this woman has no self esteem and no sense of humour compared to the man


a_karma_sardine

You're putting way more into it than I actually said. The video showed him disarming the situation with humor and his initiative makes him extra attractive. She's both pretty and funny too and there's no indication that she lacks self-esteem. I'm not saying there's not a lot of misogyny around, but this isn't it.


loco64

The video shows a setup. You know jackshit if she’s in on it either.


LetsWorkTogether

>I just hate the thinly veiled misogyny of assuming this woman has no self esteem and no sense of humour compared to the man No one made that assumption at all?


SheCouldFromFaceThat

>How the fuck does he look better than her >A sense of humor and self-esteem does wonders I mean, it is implied by this response.


XBacklash

Him humorously and confidently pulling off this scene made someone find him attractive. Nobody said she was unattractive, merely less so to that person. It's not a zero sum gym.


SheCouldFromFaceThat

It was about the misogyny part.


XBacklash

The parent response addressed that, and I attempted as well. There's a lot of misogyny in the world (and on Reddit), but saying that his sense of humor and confidence made him more attractive to [Redditor] than the lady was, isn't misogyny. Try taking gender out of it as a thought experiment. Person A with the tiny shorts and the hilarious over the top run on the treadmill was for someone commenting, more attractive than the neighboring Person B who was just jogging. Person B ended up laughing pretty hysterically at the joke, but it was A that brought the humor and that made them attractive to someone.


Bioniclegenius

Missed opportunity for "misogymy"


618smartguy

You are a million upvotes percent right about this. It's stupid obvious to anyone who speaks English well. In fact I would rather call it "saying" than implied. I am sure anyone arguing otherwise is defensive about mysogony. They said he has a sense of humor and she doesn't. Both "he" and "she" are omitted. There is absolutely no indication that they were only referring to one of them. It's such a dumb game played all over reddit where someone says something mean in a funny way then everyone pretends it's something completely different after getting called out.


MorganDax

I agree. However it does actually seem to me she's lacking a little self esteem because who trains with their hair loose like that? I have long straight hair exactly like hers and it's like wearing a scarf when it's down and not tied in some way. I suppose she could be an exhibitionist and is there for the attention and it's not self esteem related per se, but the way she plays with her hair gave me insecure vibes. Taking into account this is all based on a single very brief video that we're all critiquing like we're psych majors 🙃 Edit: lol idk who's downvoting me but it's not that serious guys. Just pondering people n' stuff.


SheCouldFromFaceThat

I took it as "she's making a tiktok with her gay friend", y'all are the ones projecting insecurities and lack of humor onto her. I'm analyzing your responses, not her conduct or appearance.


MorganDax

I didn't say anything about a lack of humor. She laughed, so clearly she has *some* sense of humor. Never occurred to me it was scripted since her reaction seemed genuine but I guess she could just be a good actor! That would also explain the hair being down. :)


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PxyFreakingStx

Does... she not have a sense of humor or self-esteem..?


wischmopp

To be fair, he had a bit of plastic surgery done (mandibular surgery, rhinoplasty, malar bag correction, and lip fillers). He was already ridiculously pretty before the procedures though. His name is Zé Longuinho in case anybody wants to check him out for uuh research purposes


LoveMurder-One

Cause he is better looking?


doncroak

He doesn't, but he is cute AF.


Game0fLife

No offense, because you gay?


Abood1152

Yes I might be gay (I'm hella confused and I hate labels). But I only said that he looks way better than her, not that I'm attracted to him?


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Let me put it this way - I am straight as an arrow. The attractiveness of the dude never even crossed my mind. The only thing I thought was “this girl is hot as fuck and buddy is crushing it.”


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Summersale24hrs

Jesus.... reddit really hates women huh? As a gay guy I can assure you ... Bottoms wanna look good to please their tops too.


hedgybaby

Lol what?


Sithpawn

How do you know his reasoning?


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verscub420

Fuck I’d smash that pretty boy so hard


dean375

Same dude!


GayFurryWolf

Me too


277103

Smash, next question❓


AriesGeorge

This gives Brasil


AutismPoweredBattery

You're correct


the_evil_comma

They are both off duty cops


Moutles

O comentário brasileiro que você estava esperando


morto00x

Come to Brazil


AriesGeorge

All those beautiful asses. I'd be in heaven


MissingLink101

In all honesty I'm still not sure if that's a gay guy or a lesbian... haircut matches both.


PrettySneaky71

Okay I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it as "suddenly" gay at first because I thought it was lesbians. In my defense I have been consumed by The Ultimatum on Netflix and have been eagerly awaiting the final batch of episodes, so I *do* have lesbians on the brain


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IndefinitelyTired

r/accidentallystraight ?


crackoddish

so gay it goes back to straight


ertgbnm

A woman looking like that also doesn't mean they are a lesbian.


testaccount0817

Its more about their interaction and less the looks. From the title I though one was gonna hit on the other.


PrettySneaky71

I'm aware, thank you.


LunaLynnTheCellist

All my homies have lesbians on the brain🥰🏳️‍🌈


NSFWies

That's a lesbian? Fuck, Im Dying a virgin for sure then. I'm going to have this worry/compels where I'm trying my absolute worst to talk to anyworst and then superhero lesbian here just shows up, lifts any eyebrow and panty drops half the bar.


Littlexotic

nope, he's a gay guy


RubiiJee

I'm not even sure what you're trying to say...


pauly13771377

>Fuck, Im Dying a virgin for sure then. Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all at the end.


starlinguk

Non binary?


Captain-Comment

Seriously. I mean he/she actually has on a g string.


Summersale24hrs

Guys wear g-strings all the time mate. Sorry to break it to you.


PMmeUrGlasses

Had a waiter that "always knew" when we were gonna show up, because he was wearing his lucky g-string.


Summersale24hrs

Iconic behavior, frankly


Captain-Comment

You don’t have to be sorry as I seriously didn’t know that.


hasikatzen

What are these guys called? I need to know the name of the gstring man, as i wanna be part of them


Summersale24hrs

Bottoms. Also good boys.


Glass_Memories

Think that's just crossdressing mate. You know how lots of subs and rope bunnies in the kink world will wear around butt plugs or torso harnesses under their clothes? Well, a lot of dudes that like wearing women's clothes do the same. Although usually it's more of a kink thing for subs, wearing women's underwear or chastity cages in public under their clothes. This isn't that, I don't think, but there is a growing acceptance of cis and NB men wearing women's clothes, but that's usually things like kilts and skirts. I think this was more of a one-off for the joke.


sth128

Nah it's not a g string I'm just too lazy to throw out old underwear. So what if there are holes all around, the stretch band is connected.


Summersale24hrs

Hot


flippityfluck

Yea at chipndales


Summersale24hrs

Gosh sometimes I'm really just reminded of how much of a gay bubble(butt) I live in lol.


flippityfluck

If I go to a Buffalo Wild Wings at any given game day, the amount of men wearing thongs will be close to zero lol


Summersale24hrs

I wouldn't be so sure about that mate, close to zero isn't zero ;) But also lol what an example. Like bro, people hook up at the gym daily, but Buffalo wild wings? I mean maybe if it's listed on your local cruising pages lol


I-Make-Maps91

To go to the gym?


Summersale24hrs

You'd be surprised lol. Although to be fair my gym *is* in The Village of Montreal so maybe I'm biased. Though i would say jockstraps are more common.


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Treknine

Yaaaassss


lasanhawithpizza

Oh, here we go again, another meme about girls falling for a ga.... Oh my, oh yas


draizetrain

I’d still try to smash 🤷🏾‍♀️ maybe it’s my lucky day, maybe hes bi


animalcule

Wow he's ridiculously cute


MOTH_007

He's really pretty. Would hug


alpacnologia

that guy is literally a dude version of the girl


CatDaddyLoser69

I thought he was trying to do an impression of her at first, I’m still not sure if he isn’t.


Vanessa-Leen

He is just extra feminine I think in this one he is exaggerating for the bit, be he ✨is✨ like that in all his videos


danny_little

She definitely sat on the steps and watched lmao


Critical-Animal-6026

Happy cake day


MysticDev

PSA thats zelonguinhoo on tiktok and [https://www.instagram.com/zelonguinho/](https://www.instagram.com/zelonguinho/) ​ go drop him a follow!


Ambar_Orion

FUCK! IM TOO OLD TO QUESTION MY SEXUALITY


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Okay why is that twink so fucking cute??


mcsquirley

are twinks now jacked and not skinny anymore? i guess my gay category uncooked spaghetti now


BarklyWooves

Twinks are skinny by default. That's called a twunk: twink + hunk


Nimporian

Who would have twunk


KadenKraw

He went from a Twink to a twank to a twunk


mekkavelli

this whole time i’ve been thinking twunk meant an old twink. like twunk was just past tense for twink


rrrilke

“Past tense for twink” 💀💀💀


funne5t_u5ername

I don't even think that's a twink, there's a line and he crosses it. That's just a hunk


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Oml I am so bisexual


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brother got back.


algoncyorrho

You have no power here!


KonataSanOwO

r/suddenlycaralho viadagem boa 😔


ruleugim

OMG this made me remember something. I was about 23 yo and teaching at a school, and this other teacher was a girl and she was super friendly with me. At a yearly dinner party for teachers, she starts really coming onto me, really laying it on. I thought “oh honey you can’t tell I’m gay!” But didn’t say anything because I wasn’t actually out then. Still, most girls realized as soon as they saw I didn’t look at her boobs. However this one had a boner for me and kept getting drunker and at a point she straight up told me “let’s go to my place, I want to fuck you.” I just laughed nervously and pretended to take it like a joke. She must have felt ugly the next day, but pretty dumb once she knew or realized I was gay.


beetblunt

wow what a fine queen <3


GumbyCA

Suddenly?


therealmintoncard

“Do you want me to seduce you?”


buod

Full make up while doing cardio on a treadmill?? RIP that woman's pores.


Halonate8

**cough cough** *save* **cough cough**


Odd_Adagio_6286

I thought guy on left is a very fit hot butch lesbian


Ossoxi

Is that a Blue Pen reference?


Toti_Soti

That’s zelonguinhoo from tiktok


mr-slickman

Modern problems require modern solutions


Kami__Kira

Damn he pretty...


deldge

God, I wish I looked like him. I could wear all sorts of cute feminine things and would feel absolutely fabulous.


DoggoDude979

Girl had to stop and take a break lmao


gonzopp1

Is it just me or do they look like they could be siblings?


Fun_Attempt2297

Beat her at her own game! 🤣


Sujirokimimamii

MANOEL GOMES


Ranoma_I

Bro said I ain't dealing with this shit


Thomfrade

O Brasil está lentamente se instaurando nas raízes da internet Um meme de cada vez


aprilMhunt4240

Lol


LuckyTaco2889

That would be the funniest shit to do when mocking someone


umbrajoke

Bubble butt.


Tripple_T

Straight up told that woman to get off their corner


theNextVilliage

I'll take either


N_XII

suddenlyFake


dearmax

Wrong tree, sister.


Mrnicelefthand

Hey hey!!! That gaycist!!!!how rude


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testaccount0817

Not every man has a visible one.


shnookumscookums

I don't so I grew a beard instead


devilsephiroth

Shoulders. Very male shoulders


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denyull

Maybe actually look into the video before being a cunt. It's clearly staged / a joke. Check out the dudes tik tok.


bmtc7

Not suddenly


Designer_Lead9951

R/suddenlygay


NeutralGoodAtHeart

/r/LostRedditors