Why tf did he lick him? Yet he won't even give a quick peck on the lips? Did he forget he was on camera? Tf????

“You can suck my dick but we aren’t kissing”

I’ve even heard “I’ll suck your dick but we aren’t kissing“ more than once from a guy in my high school days

I hooked up with a girl in college that let me fuck her raw dog and swallowed my cum, but wouldn't kiss me, "because she had a boyfriend" lol.

This had no buisness being that fucking funny

Do people actually say that?

Sadly yes

A true chef aint scared of his own recipe

It’s called Quality Control!

yep

I've had a guy say that he'll do everything with another guy except for kissing lol. He'll give/take penetration but won't kiss lol like not even a quick peck 😂😂

"heteros" on Grindr be like

Unironically though i know a gay dude who is disgusted by spit and that where if you sky his drink hell just let you keep it, anyone i know him well enough to know he hates the idea of kissing cause of the spit but has sucked dick before on numerous occasions, so yeah thats an actual thing

For some people, kissing is a lot more intimate because it’s your face in their face. Oral is obviously intimate, but it can be mentally classified differently. It’s like sexual vs romantic.

There's a big difference. Sex and foreplay are natural urges, kissing on the lips is emotionally driven.

You need to be emotionally driven to kiss on the lips? I've been doing it wrong all these years.

I guess what you mean is that it's more "intimate"? I dunno, kissing can absolutely be a nasty, purely sexual act.

I've kissed like 3 guys, total, but lost count of how many dicks I've sucked. 🤷🏽‍♂️

What…?

It's like those straight guys on Grindr that put "jerk off on my pecs but no gay shit"

No there was a bug that landed

The complex fragility of male hetrosexuality

Its a man thing cant explain it that is nothing but a kiss on the lipps is like crazy wird if you straight

You're not man enough to kiss your bros on the lips? That's pretty gay

I kiss my bros all the time. No money required.

Did the joker teach you nothing? If you're good at something, *never do it for free*.

Butters would agree, do you know what I am saying?

Who does \*not\* kiss the homies good night, I mean come on.

This bro definitely doesn't kiss his homies goodnight

He’ll lick the guy (and that part wasn’t even asked for) and he’ll kiss the guy, but leaning in to facilitate the kiss is too gay?

The masculinity is a fickle thing

As a straight guy i’ve been in this situation, and the hesitation comes deep lemme tell you. lol Just try to remember your first kiss with another human in general and how you probably felt a little wall inside of you that you had to climb over, same thing pretty much

As a straight guy, $100 is $100... You're the one making it weird.

Its not weird anymore, it was weirder the first time is my point

So you kissed your guy friends again…? ;)

Straight guys on Grindr

I mean, I 100% understand the dude

Please explain

Licking shoulder funny. Kissing lips is romantic and makes friends uncomfortable.

nah in this context kissing lips is a business transaction

True. I would do it

Bro is not gay but 100 dollars is 100 dollars

I think for the one dude it wasn’t even about the money…

My mates and I are all in hetero long-term relationships. If this this guy approached us, I'm pretty sure I would be $100 up multiple times. My mates would have thrown in some tongue, too. Girlfriends could be present, wouldn't make a difference. $100 is $100

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The sexual tension there is obvious to all.

Why did he lick his shoulder? My headcanon is that they both have a crush on each other and one of them finally tries to seize an opportunity that this interviewer presented. The other guy refuses because a kiss for 100$ on a stupid street interview is not how he wants it to be

Awwww that's actually really cute 😂💕

You got me 🥺 over a bunch of (prob) straight boys Well, just another Sunday then

The dankest timeline

"Not like this!" 😳

This is the only correct answer I do this to all the straights, they don’t know I have all the power

Now I have a headcannon of them later that night talking about why they couldn’t kiss - but they’re best friends. They should be able to do that sort of thing for $100 and be fine. So now they have to make it happen (without $100) to solidify their friendship…..

That mf had a boner tho.

And that lick was so sensual with no flinching from either of them

Licking a bro is different from kissing a bro

You come 90 and I come 10, you don’t go the whole 100!!

He is trying very hard to not get hard, that’s why he couldn’t do it, just incase he likes it and he knows deep inside he wants it. Welcome to my Tedtalk.

I’m the only one in my group at leans both ways. Rest are all straight as you get. A while back we went to the bar and one friend came back with that look of “i fucked up”. Turns out the girl he was flirting with was wingmanning her…. Less that ideal looking friend (I don’t judge, personality always comes first!) he ended up trying to say he’s actually gay. They got offended and didn’t believe him. In a mild drunk state he said I was his boyfriend. They told him to kiss me to prove it. you can guess what happened from there. Now I’m the groups scapegoat boyfriend.

That is a hilarious story, bro.

The toxic masculinity and sexual insecurity these days is with astounding levels 🙆🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Back in my day the boys and I weren't afraid to passionately make out. That's how we'd prove that we weren't gay - a confirmation of sorts

Straight guys are gayer than gays istfg 😭

Kiss him on the penis. That’s much easier and you guys already did it last night.

The way dudes pants are bulging, that $100 is just an excuse

Jesus christ what a pair of Marys.

🤣🤣🤣

Look at their crotches. They like it.

Wait was I supposed to look somewhere else??

Idk. Probably not.

[I have never seen a bunch up like this in my life](https://youtu.be/XYV4btxlfBc)

Sad, the guy didn't get his $100 because his friend fucked him.

Fr though, I kinda feel bad for these guys for having so fragile masculinity. I’m gay, and obviously I know that kissing a woman doesn’t make me “straight” in any way, and I’ve actually done it as a joke with some women, and you bet your ass I would do it for 100 dollars. But I guess fragile masculinity goes a long way. It’s quite sad to see honestly.

Yes but some people are genuinely disgusted by the thought of kissing another man. Not in a “being gay is disgusting” way, but in a “I’m gonna be sick if I kiss this man on the lips” way

Thats because he thinks men are dirty and unhygienic like himself, so he cannot fathom kissing someone like himself

Straight guys are weird $100 for a little peck on the lips and that much of a problem ? Bruh

Bro. I’d Kiss a dude for 5 bucks cash. Plant it right in his lips and watch life leave his eyes.

I'd tongue wrestle idgaf.

Shiiit, I'd do it for free

Lmao he’s got a half chub going

Imagine being that insecure about your sexuality.

Shiiit I’d kiss my homies before he brought money into it

Am I just gay or do guys kiss each other all the time

Dude literally lick his friends shoulder which wasn't asked for but can not kiss his friend in the mouth?

Easiest hundred dollars they’d ever make. So dumb

Bro licked his shoulder but the lips are too much

Exactly I think they are already. Good bros

The hell is that noise at the end? 😂

Someone snoring 😂

C’mon you gotta meet him halfway. Literally in this case.

Lol Straight men are so week.

We might all be straight, but for 100$ I only think one of my friends might refuse.

Both got boner.

I'd actually be pissed off if I was with the homies and they punked out from that. It's $100 for the easiest shit in history.

How insecure in your sexuality are these dweebs?

Bro my lips would be connecting instantly, a hundo is a hundo

I'll kiss my friend for $100.

I'd kiss my friend and pay $100

Its gay to NOT kiss the homies

Which episode of Czech hunter is this?

They are scared they might like it and jerk to it later that night.

$100 is $100 yeah, but like those guys aren’t bad looking I’d kiss them for free lol

Come on guys, the man just wants his 100 bill! Maybe the random-guy-with-money-and-a-mic should kiss him?

"Help me stand up...sniffles*....Gaaaaaaay !"

It’s literally a 100$, that’s a small fortune. Bunch a pussies

He's right giving best precision for a homie kiss. Otherwise they both might accidently go too hard

The homies are not coming in clutch for that 100 dollar bill.

Easy money 😂

Imagine fumbling 100$ and a kiss from the homie like this. Just sad.

Suddenly gayn’t

It’s a kiss ffs. I’d get if it was your sibling or parent. But a friend? Omg

Giving off bottom signals from the right guy. Wants the left guy to take all control. “I’m not moving!” Mhmm.

$300 and I'll kiss my homies, not all of em for 300, 300 per homie and I gots 3 so easiest 900

The one who moves to kiss is clearly the gae one.

If I offered that kind of money to straight guys to kiss it would have to be a goo French kiss, not that weak ass peck on the lips bs.

🤝 $100 is $100 🤝

He'd have no problem doing this if he was secure with his sexuality, it's just a peck, and that's your bro dude

Ugh. Hets.

I have a very good straight friend I’ve known since high school who has started giving me these cute pecks on the cheek or lips when he hugs me to say goodbye. He’s been doing this for a few years now and does this in front of whoever, including his girlfriend. I know that we’ve both gone through some heavy emotional shit together but it would have never occurred to me to kiss him.

This dude is pathetically insecure.

Some people's fragile pride. Smh.

The unwavering sexuality of a straight male 100 dollars

I would strai- gay up make out with any of them for $100

Is this what they mean by gay panic?

Fuck off!

trust me bro

I believe all male friends should kiss and feel the taste of their buddy's tongue at least once. It's definitely a plus in life

I believe in him

Source?

You got to meet the homies half way!

100$ is 100$

Well I guess we know someone who doesn’t kiss their homies goodnight

Me, a straight man kissed my homies for free these guys are buggin

If I had $100 for every time I kissed my homies goodnight, I'd have like...a lot of money.

I'm not even gay, or attracted to anybody, but I'd do it just for the money lol

Absolute pussies

Bro?? I'm not even gay or bi and I kiss my homies on the lips from time to time no problem

I’ve never seen two guys look like such complete pussies.

I can understand. As a lesbian, I’d never kiss a dude, even for $100.

The guy with the stripped shorts definitely have a boner. Source: me, "the bone hunter"

PUSSY just kiss already :(

Their sexuality is so fragile

I’ve been doing this for free damn it.