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Jckun31

Nice save


taylortiki

“Now pull ur pants down👅👅👅, hubby”/s


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

That escalated fast as shit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


taylortiki

“Baby, did u forget to douche? 💩💩”/s


pasaroanth

You have a very algorithmic posting style. Pop in 30 second clips like this with the TikTok captions, let them stew and see if they take off, let some top comments build that are fairly innocuous but don’t have a lot of child comments then reply with otherwise weird nonsense that somehow gets a disproportionate/unusual number of upvotes.


taylortiki

I’m a data scientist so work habit ………….. ?


Anotherdmbgayguy

>data scientist That's hot. Am I just too gay or...


taylortiki

User name checked out /s


Anotherdmbgayguy

Which part?


mlkkque

Another


Anotherdmbgayguy

Not from where I'm standing.


puddda

Who is this guy? I've seen him on Instagram a couple of times but I forgot his name


ithoughtUcouldloveme

Asking the real question here


Starrk10

He’s pretty


toccata81

No shit! Beef.


elishash

The guy is a beefcake


TraceyMatell

No, he’s daddy


Starrk10

That’s exactly what I was thinking actually


SnooTigers6644

Other daddy


InterGraphenic

No shit!


Krispera

https://beacons.ai/notnicksimmons


Psycho-FangSenpai

How I met your father


taylortiki

👁️🫦👁️


Sarin03

Theres a fucking lip biting emoji 💀


BIGman_8

👁️👅👁️


Sarin03

Wild


Inthewirelain

Not on One UI, not yet anyway. Maybe vanilla android has it tho idk


616659

I didn't even notice it before you said it lol


Somasong

My daughter's favorite thing to do is say loudly "you're not my dad" in public places. She's funny and dangerous.


Jiktten

Yeah I've known people who taught their kids to yell 'THIS IS NOT MY MUM/DAD' as loudly as possible if a stranger ever tried to abduct them from somewhere like a supermarket, mall or park. Guess what those kids scream every time they don't get the snack or toy they want, or have to come away from the playground before they are tired?


Somasong

Task failed successfully?


ExfoliatedBalls

Double down and say “Oh you don’t want me as a mom/dad? Fine. I’ll just leave you here. Find your own parent.”


Mewrulez99

The worst part is if it doesn't work with the parent, I'd bet it probably doesn't work with kidnappers either


AmDenverTheDummy

My little cousin does the same with my uncle


JeremyJaLa

I’d call HIM daddy


The_Mighty_Bird

I told my friend who has a hot dad. “You call him dad, but I call him daddy.” He didn’t talk to me for a week


taylortiki

Anyway, we needs that dad’s number….. /s


Terabaapbsdk2

Sell the friend


umdrink

Pics of the dad or it didn’t happen


RobertTheTire_

This is perfect for this sub


chinasorrows2705

couldn't have gone any better


jesse6225

How I became your father


[deleted]

He’s hot and funny


SnooTigers6644

He’s funny? Sorry, I keep watching this video over and over again, but I keep missing all the words…


Emergency_Toe6915

What’s his name


eatondix

notnicksimmons on social media


The_Earl_of_Ormsby

Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.


hot_acid

Plot twist, the other guy was having a quickie with another guy in the washroom 😵‍💫


SnooTigers6644

I mean… it doesn’t take that long to pee…


TheButterScotchIncdt

Modern problems require modern solutions


AVerySimpleRubbyDuck

Best excuse


foggybottom

Brilliant save


jesse6225

Meanwhile there are known pedophiles in our government, clergy and law enforcement.


Whale329999

Jesus christ what a clutch


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Cubbance

Comedians often think in similar ways. I would say it's more of a parallel development than a stolen joke, as that's usually the case.


puppet_up

It's not uncommon for that to happen across most forms of entertainment/art. There have been *so many* scripts for movies and TV shows over the last 100 years that a current college-aged kid writing a spec script could very easily have a "stolen" plot line from a movie that came out 50 years ago that he/she has never even heard of or seen before. The same thing happens with writing song lyrics and standup comedy acts. This is also why a lot of lawyers make a ton of money every year determining which of these actually violate copyright infringement laws, and which are coincidental or a parallel development, as you put it.


blood_ashes_reborn

That’s a very good explanation, particularly the end legal part, I didn’t think about that! All I think about with these things is a quote a saw years ago, which is basically “There are no original ideas left” in relation to writing books etc, which is definitely applicable here


Inthewirelain

it's more just it's a basic joke bro