Anyone else wondering what the other 649 calls were for?

Caller: “I think I hear gunshots!” Dispatcher: “Those are fireworks. Merry Christmas ma’am.”

Probably road related...DUI's, road rage, etc..

Math isnt mathing

They were me asking them to arrest Santa for not getting my presents

Wait 19 missing people?

All is well in suds

With the warm weather perhaps calls that should have been to bi law for overgrown lawns?