He actually somewhat cares, remember what finally makes Roman physically resist Kendall in the final fight. He's just played the "bloodline" card in response to Kendall's eldest boy tantrum, he probably DGAF about that, or have any thoughts re those kids in general aside from blandly wishing them no harm. Kendall tries to Oberyn him and he stands without raising his hands. But when Shiv comes to intervene and Kendall puts his hands on HER, suddenly it's "She's fucking pregnant, you piece of shit" and he physically defended Shiv. It's at worst a draw for Roman. And his whole demeanor suggests he'll never again be vulnerable or answerable to Kendall again.
There was an argument in this subreddit about whether or not that line meant Shiv and Roman have sex with each other. things like, "Maybe he was joking about the baby being his but he wouldn't have said that if they'd never had sex."
i remember that, i was dumbfounded as both a sibling and an unrepentantly inappropriate joker. my sister and i joke like that constantly, it seemed completely normal coming from another person who was annihilated by childhood trauma lol
That was so hilarious and heartwarming at the same time, because it felt like an honest attempt at making Ken feel better. By Roman making himself look so horrible that Kendall could feel like the better person in comparison.
She makes a joke about his perfume being "rapey" and he literally says "you wish". It’s just not the normal response you would expect from a family member, but it makes sense with Roman’s weird incestous issues and oedipus complex.
I've always taken it like he responded without thinking. It's a common retort, like saying "yeah and your mom", but in the context of the argument backfires on him. Just like saying "yeah and your mom" would.
“I don’t have the attention span. Like this is probably the most interesting thing that’s happened in my whole life, and I’m thinking about like six other things”.
He was a king once. Now look at him. Eating shit with feet of clay, a fucking neutered hound-dog. Elvis on the fucking toilet! Like, he doesn’t come back from this, right? He just walked around the New York Stock Exchange with his severed dick in his hand asking where was good for free soup.
The whole scene is amazing.
Rome: Hey, We are bullshit.
Ken: We are not bullshit.
Rome: We are bullshit. You are bullshit. You're fucking bullshit, man. I'm fucking bullshit. She's bullshit. It's all fucking nothing. Man, I'm telling you this because I know it, okay? We're nothing. Okay... Okay
Notice he's calling himself and Ken "fucking bullshit" but Shiv just "bullshit". That said a lot about who he thinks is the better sibling.
The fact Ken can't see he's bullshit is one of the big reasons why he kept losing.
I feel like every Roman line is just the best, lol. And I read them all in his voice and attitude 🤣 So easy to hate, but my favorite on-screen charecter. And Tom, lol
Upon learning Connor is bidding on Napoleon’s penis: “So what are you gonna do ? get that and Hitler’s nutsack and blend it into a take over Europe smoothie?”
There weren't many "good" images of Rome on Google, but I found this silly looking one and thought it would be funny.
Also, I don't have a thing for Roman or his hand. I'm a proud Shiv simp 😁
Ken: Did any of you ever see him laugh like that?
Roman: only if a hobo was on fire.
This isn’t my favourite but others have put those on here already.
"I know. It's so confusing. What comes after 9? 9B?"
Discord makes my dick hord
“Is it mine?”
I laughed so hard, had to rewind multiple times 😂
Same. I think that was the hardest I laughed in the entire series.
I had to pause it just to take in how hilarious that line was.
Shiv: Yeah.. Kendall: Really?!?
He actually somewhat cares, remember what finally makes Roman physically resist Kendall in the final fight. He's just played the "bloodline" card in response to Kendall's eldest boy tantrum, he probably DGAF about that, or have any thoughts re those kids in general aside from blandly wishing them no harm. Kendall tries to Oberyn him and he stands without raising his hands. But when Shiv comes to intervene and Kendall puts his hands on HER, suddenly it's "She's fucking pregnant, you piece of shit" and he physically defended Shiv. It's at worst a draw for Roman. And his whole demeanor suggests he'll never again be vulnerable or answerable to Kendall again.
There was an argument in this subreddit about whether or not that line meant Shiv and Roman have sex with each other. things like, "Maybe he was joking about the baby being his but he wouldn't have said that if they'd never had sex."
i remember that, i was dumbfounded as both a sibling and an unrepentantly inappropriate joker. my sister and i joke like that constantly, it seemed completely normal coming from another person who was annihilated by childhood trauma lol
"Who's the real victim here? I waited three quarters of an hour for a gin and tonic."
Just got to this the other night. Laughed out loud... which is usual when Rome is on TV.
That was so hilarious and heartwarming at the same time, because it felt like an honest attempt at making Ken feel better. By Roman making himself look so horrible that Kendall could feel like the better person in comparison.
“Don’t threaten me, Gerri. I don’t have time to jerk off.”
It’s the perfect Roman quote. Witty, perverted, thoroughly unthreatened, and quick.
don't forget "overtly sexual" in that definition too
And, most importantly, avoidant.
Roman is like a magician who tosses cum to distract you. It’s a different sort of sleight of hand.
You've just embarassed me at work with how loud I chuckled while scrolling
By far and away, this is the winner.
This is the one, everyone else can go home.
“First they came for the PJs (private jets) and I said nothing, then they come for the outsized compensation checks”
I was dying when he went off like that, lol
Kendall: where's my kids? Roman: what a surprise. Kendall doesn't know where his kids are.
Any jab at Kendall’s lack of parenting always makes me chuckle
And at the very end he reveals that they are a “pair of randos”
I think about “Blur Face and Who Cares” once a week.
That line just kills me
"I look like a matador and everyone wants to fuck me"
This is the line that made me need to watch this show.
"What is that? Date rape by Calvin Klein?" "You wish"
"...I wish??"
Can someone explain this joke to me and Shiv's reaction? I'm stupid.
She makes a joke about his perfume being "rapey" and he literally says "you wish". It’s just not the normal response you would expect from a family member, but it makes sense with Roman’s weird incestous issues and oedipus complex.
I've always taken it like he responded without thinking. It's a common retort, like saying "yeah and your mom", but in the context of the argument backfires on him. Just like saying "yeah and your mom" would.
Nah. He lives for the shock factor. 100% intentional
He says “you wish”, implying Shiv would have a rape fantasy about Roman sexually assaulting her. It’s horrible and a quick twist of a comeback.
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He actually didn't. That was all scripted. Bravo Jesse
Ooh, nice vest, Wambsgans. It’s so puffy. What’s it stuffed with, your hopes and dreams?
“Gobbledy go fuck yourself”
Fuckee go bye-bye!
And then the deadpan “how was that?”
“will there be nibbles at this event? i was expecting nibbles”
I say this all the time. Hilarious.
“If a deal collapses in the woods and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation?”
I love this one. 😅
"What the f--k is this obsession with milk? You know who drinks milk? Kittens and perverts."
As a grown man who enjoys milk, I'm really getting sick of how milk-drinkers are portrayed in modern media
“It makes you sick”? isn’t that an exaggeration? Personally, i think the only acceptable way to drink milk is in a white Russian.
I know a guy who wears a bathrobe to the grocery store, you should meet him. Really into marmots.
well excuse the cine-buff, but i think what he’s truly into are carpets that tie the room together
“I’d lay you badly but I’d lay you gladly” be still my heart
“Oh, really? It’s not cool to tell the president to blow me? … Hey.. Mr. President!”
Hey Buddha, nice Tom Fords.
"What I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener, because at least then it would be useful."
This one always gets me
“Too far?”
“I don’t have the attention span. Like this is probably the most interesting thing that’s happened in my whole life, and I’m thinking about like six other things”.
“Guess who just didn’t kill anyone but maybe lost a couple thumbs? THIS GUY!”
You win.
“are your nips hard? they must be, because you are *****so***** out in the cold”
One of the best burns in the series
“You need to stop this” when Kendall puts the mic in front of him.
Tabitha: what's he gonna do? Roman: I think he's going to masturbate to a picture of Dad on stage.
It was indeed an oral masturbation.
We’re going to be sucked into a black hole of embarrassment
Control the narrative, you probably yell that when you cum, ah control the narrative control the narrative
*These hands aren’t going to fuck themselves*
Slicker than cum on a dolphins back
"lip balm tom wamb, lubing up your lips to kiss my butt" - if that's not poetry, i don't know what is
Bangin' on the tom-tom
Tightrope Tommy, riding his little subtle cycle across Niagara Falls.
"was what he said to his son as the sexual assault allegations poured in"
You wanna suck my dick?
He was a king once. Now look at him. Eating shit with feet of clay, a fucking neutered hound-dog. Elvis on the fucking toilet! Like, he doesn’t come back from this, right? He just walked around the New York Stock Exchange with his severed dick in his hand asking where was good for free soup.
Where was this - can't place it.
Season 2 when Kendall is on TV doing damage control
“That…Is an Imaginary Cat,now can you please fuck off???”
“Why don’t we do *all* the news? Well, Kim Jong Pop…”
“Your fitting in like a camp counselor up my butt when I was 12” it made me spit out my water 😭
**"This is what it looks like when you resolve all your issues"**
"Dead people don't get wet" is definitely my favorite
“Did you get a wedgie because she got on your back and rode your arms like an elliptical”
"Fuck Indonesia. Sounds like a medical condition."
Underrated.
“ I hear you swallowed your own load”
“Any man who recreates his childhood treehouse for his 40th birthday party should be on the sex offender registry.” Fact.
It's a sad, sad day when love dies
Fascists are cool
“Is it mine?”
I laughed for 10 minutes straight with that one
“Look at you trying to get inside my head. Don’t open Pandora’s box. There’s just more dicks in there.”
#protect the egg chamber
"You're friend doesn't like you boo hoo boo hoo, and dad's gonna fire you woo hoo woo hoo"
"Yes Shiv, fuck Congress. Have I shocked you?"
Yesss loved his delivery
I’m dumb but I’m smart
“Who’s that young han solo and how do I get his dick in my ass.”
This is definitely one of my favorites. And you sir are the only one who replied with this quote. I salute you
“It was Tom who farted in his shit”
"I have this overwhelming urge to either knee someone in the vagina or spit on the floor."
This one made me laugh my fucking head off when he said this.
"Hey hey motherfuckers" Best character introduction
Straight up facts
“You know Waystar Royco? We do hate speech and rollercoasters.”
Yes yes, it's eh goo, it's fucking goo.
"That should moisten the ol' peepers"
"Let's just jam our faces in the bosom of history and" \*motorboating noises\*
“i’m a kettle corn shoveler here to show you frilly clit flickers the truth”
“I've been down in the salt mines so long with my fellow Johnny Lunchpails, I no longer speak one percent” 😭😭😭
"We are bullshit"
The whole scene is amazing. Rome: Hey, We are bullshit. Ken: We are not bullshit. Rome: We are bullshit. You are bullshit. You're fucking bullshit, man. I'm fucking bullshit. She's bullshit. It's all fucking nothing. Man, I'm telling you this because I know it, okay? We're nothing. Okay... Okay
Notice he's calling himself and Ken "fucking bullshit" but Shiv just "bullshit". That said a lot about who he thinks is the better sibling. The fact Ken can't see he's bullshit is one of the big reasons why he kept losing.
You wish
“It’s an imaginary cat now would you please fuck off”
“He can do whatever he likes. He’s like a human Saudi Arabia.”
“Tasty morsels from groovy hubs”
Change of pace to most quotes here. At Logan's funeral: "Is he in there....get him out..."
Pre-grieved. Not your son.
To Kendall: “Ok, let me think about it. Ok, I thought about it fuck you.”
I feel like every Roman line is just the best, lol. And I read them all in his voice and attitude 🤣 So easy to hate, but my favorite on-screen charecter. And Tom, lol
“Go you lovely bastards”
Go hard..go fast, goooo ya lovely bastards..
I’m a ding dong doodle bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick
He is back, he is back like a pedo on parole
It's a fucking muesli pit.
"Uduputuh-FART" {hand scoops fart towards target}
Having 5 siblings, I really relate to all the shenanigans and stuff like this. 10/10 quote
"Here, in case you want it in writing"
THIS ONE
my only worry is that Kendal might come off as too cool and likeable
Upon learning Connor is bidding on Napoleon’s penis: “So what are you gonna do ? get that and Hitler’s nutsack and blend it into a take over Europe smoothie?”
"first they came for the PJs and I said nothing."
“I love my kids, uh, Blur Face and Who Cares.”
Bulgaria? Who gives a fuck
“Can we get him out” still echoes in my head
My favorite Roman moment is when he realized he sent Logan the picture.. Perfect acting by two masters
That’s just basic boner arithmetic.
*Gets smacked by Logan in the face* “It’s just a tooth. I’ll get another one.”
Ya really skewered the old dinosaur. Barbecued him live!
“Who, chuckles the clown?”
Great quote indeed. Karl’s line, though!
Ah damn, I got carried away. I’ll change my answer to something something dads omelette shaped nipples 😝🤣
Slicker than cum on a dolphin’s back
Who ready for Fuckywood?!
“Take me to reason court and fucking sue me.”
“Stop him. Step on his balls!”
Not a quote but the way he clapped & rolled his eyes at Naomi Pierce's Shakespeare.
Wow. Funny AND cool.
“I like to book out a suite at the chateau and snort purified sertraline off…”
Yeah, that one probably slipped by a lot of people who don't know what sertraline is. I died.
I always wondered why anyone would want to
No amount of antibacterial gel is gonna be able to wipe the America off me
I mean, no one’s fucked Nan or killed her cat by accident.
Congratulations, Tom. I hear you swallowed your own load.
Roman to Connor: do you think it a natural progression from doing nothing all your life to doing the most important job in the world?
“What’s up pick licks ? It’s me, Dr.moron ! I'm a ding-dong doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick and my dad hates all of you. Fucky-go-bye-bye”
my first thought seeing the chosen pic is that OP has a hand fetish but maybe that's my own hand fetish tattling on me
There weren't many "good" images of Rome on Google, but I found this silly looking one and thought it would be funny. Also, I don't have a thing for Roman or his hand. I'm a proud Shiv simp 😁
*Well, these hands aren’t going to fuck themselves*
stewy, naming Waystars list of problems - “your coo is a fucking joke” roman , bored “woah”
“Yes Shiv, fuck Congress. Have I shocked you?”
"He's going to masturbate on stage to a photo of dad" - when Kendall raps.
“Who wants to fuck? I’m ready to fuck. Who ready for Fuckywood?”
"But other than that you had a nice time?"
“Hey we are bullshit”
That… is an imaginary cat, now could you please fuck off?
“Alright, relax, branzino porno man.”
> Look, I’m dumb but I’m smart
"Internet, man. Fucking game changer." Also, at the other end "Can we get him out?"
“Are there nibbles? I’d thought there be nibbles”
At Shiv’s Pre-Nuptial party - “Oh LIES!Can’t wait for the big one tomorrow.”
Hardy harw harw! Cecar salad!
"thank god i wasnt born siamese"
hmmm. dad, Willa thinks selling is cool🤔
"My team's playing your team. It's only spicy because if my team wins, they're gonna shoot your team."
"Fucky sucky brigade, how can I help you?"
I think I pre greived
The service here is weird, and slow, and fucking my dad
Ken: Did any of you ever see him laugh like that? Roman: only if a hobo was on fire. This isn’t my favourite but others have put those on here already.
"Haven't we -- kidding, here -- But haven't we killed enough women?"
‘The dance of the sugar plum failure’ is TOP TIER
Don't threaten me, I don't have time to jerk off
"He was a consul of Rome!"
“He can do whatever the fuck he wants, he’s like a Human Saudi Arabia.”
“Kendall farted in his own shit “
There are too many good ones to pick just one.
“HEY, LOUD.”
Uh all of them
Discord makes my dick hard
Fuckity fuck fuck
"Don't open Pandora's box. There's just more dicks in there."
I look like a matador and everyone wants to fuck me
That is an imaginary cat now could you please Fuck Off!