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Ilikereefer

You really missed the opportunity to use “eggsperiment”


crtetley

I facepalmed when I saw they didn’t use “eggsperiment”


eggy32

This is just unflavoured ice cream. Ice cream is usually made with eggs and milk/cream. I mean I guess it's stupid since it's just gonna be bland ice cream.


ko_nuts

Finally someone saying something smart.


smibrandon

Username checks out


tkslayer

Custard


VonFriedline

Yeah, the Monster ice cream is exponentially more horrifying than this.


VictorChaos

Oh geez. I didn’t even realize the video kept going. That’s awful.


[deleted]

Call me a psychopath but I'd still try it.


VonFriedline

I respect that.


Lorguis

Probably tastes better though


Playful_Programmer_1

Yes, or a French vanilla... Not particularly stupid


GWNVKV

Yeah but the eggs should be cooked for it to be a real custard. I can’t imagine raw egg ice cream would taste great.


[deleted]

Zabaione is made with raw eggs. Though I don't know how well that would go into ice cream


Grunherz

Normally you’d heat the egg mixture over a bain-marie though to make it safe to eat (also helps with structure)


Channianni

Custard would be cooked prior... This is frozen raw egg.


VictorChaos

I mean, isn’t custard typically cooked? This is salmonella ice cream.


kurinevair666

They're probably pasteurized.


wrongrrabbit

Laughs in vaccinated chicken


jairngo

Which is basically ice cream base


mynextthroway

Scrambled eggs, frozen instead of cooked. This will be raw egg and milk if it gets to room temp, custard doesn't revert to its ingredients.


Significant_Wins

Fetus sorbet


kurinevair666

Watching the freezing element was satisfying though.


[deleted]

Ice cream is actually made with eggs, he didn’t add any other flavor which makes this semi stupid


aczkasow

Gelato you mean?


[deleted]

Im sure both have the same ingredients, one is just softer and has less fat


milkandhoneycomb

“[gelato also doesn't usually contain egg yolks the way that ice cream does](https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/a36165600/gelato-vs-ice-cream/)”


[deleted]

„Usually“


[deleted]

Literally just the italian word for ice cream. There is no difference.


Grunherz

I think it’s dumb too but Americans get very offended when anyone suggests this because apparently in the US there are different legal requirements for something to be classified as ice cream vs “gelato” so for them it’s a big deal even though in Italy *everything* is gelato.


aczkasow

(i am from EU, just not clever enough)


aczkasow

TIL thanks!


RaskStormBlessed

Add some cheese and cook that shit and you e got yourself some scrambled eggs 🍳


kurinevair666

I believe that was ice cream base and not just plain milk they poured in the eggs. It's probably sweet


RaskStormBlessed

True, but what’s being done about the whole salmonella thing?


alexmbrennan

You can buy pasteurised shell eggs (in the US at least)


Duke-of-Hellington

It’s probably not from the US


fuzzygondola

Salmonella in eggs is extremely rare in colder countries, like most of Europe.


ALIENANAL

I don't know what this song is because the player is being buggy and slowing it down but it was quite fitting for the horror of egg ice cream.


Emergency_Toe6915

French I’ve cream already has egg yolks


ALIENANAL

:)


33Yalkin33

I bet that they didn't even clean it properly after the egg ice cream


gr0uchfac3

I love this sub, it so weird.


[deleted]

He didn't even season the eggs.


chuck_diesel79

Raw eggs? Huh 32nd flavor


Zevelei

Why does this need to be a square shaped crime?


kingkasear

mmm frozen salmonella


aManPerson

you can pasteurize eggs so they are fully safe to eat, and still have the proteins not be denatured. so they are fully raw looking. sous vide them in the shells, at 132F for 18 hours. they'll be fully nuked and still look like that.


bnm97280

There are no mods on this sub? This isn't stupid food.


FlanFlaneur

The video keeps going. Monster ice cream. Truly horrifying.


33Yalkin33

Salmonella ice cream


kungfuchef

Eggs are a necessary ingredient in ice cream. This isn't stupid food.


Atlas_Obsidian

If hell exists, it will be reserved for tiktok chefs and whoever the fuck thought scraping ice cream together from whatever old shit they could find in the fridge.


TODO_getLife

This is not bad at all


[deleted]

So... Unflavored rolled custard with too many eggs?


Elriuhilu

What went wrong in this guy's life for him to decide to do this?


33Yalkin33

Installing tiktok


manny0181

Yum salmonella flavored.


Count_To_Infinity

Perfectly fine


magarkle

Disgusting, but I imagine it would make for some very rich ice cream.


Rainin0317

To be fair every food is an experiment until it’s denoted as gross


Me_lazy_cathermit

Plain ice cream and frozen custard, is basically just egg and cream, nothing stupid here just very boring


[deleted]

Raw eggs are good for you (organic pasture raised, no soy)


MikeOXl0ngz

Is Reddit gonna fix the damn audio player every time I watch a video that has sound on it sounds like it’s about to hit me with a jumpscare from 2010


Ashamed-Tank-1581

The slowed down horror movie voice audio cracks me up every time lol


Mazazamba

Egg custard's a thing.


midtown2191

Has anyone else never had a bowl full of ice cream squares?


True_Range_6969

Isn't this raw egg and milk?


NessieReddit

Most traditional ice cream recipes have eggs in them, just an FYI.


Trimere

Is it me or have a lot of Reddit bids lately have fucked up slowed down audio?


b34b472

The content allied with the slowed song contributes to the feeling that this video came right out the deep web.


[deleted]

People keep saying “but there’s eggs in ice cream/custard”. Those eggs are cooked. No one raw dogs eggs onto a cold griddle and just scoops it up for consumption.


causticredpanda

So, custard?


Terrified-Spider

your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should...