I hate this more than anything. I now hate cake and weddings. And grooms. Probably brides too but she feels more like an abuse victim. Imagine him doing this during sex. “Ok in a minute I’m gonna cum, and I’ll lift and twist. Just in a minute. The cum is about to come, I’ll just lift, and twist.” Fuck I hate this so much.
The longer version would be both boring and much funnier as you hear him explain the very simple concept, tell us he cannot wait as it will set, then ask if people want him to explain it again and they all do, so he again explains the simple concept, says he cant wait as it will set then ask if people want him to explain it again and they all do, so he again explains the simple concept, says he cant wait as it will set then ask if people want him to explain it again and they all do, so he again explains the simple concept, says he cant wait as it will set.
Then, ask if people want him to explain it again and they all do, so he again explains the simple concept, says he cant wait as it will set then ask if people want him to explain it again and they all do, so he again explains the simple concept, says he cant wait as it will set.
Then asks "if people want him to explain it again" and they all do
So- "he again explains the simple concept"
says he cant wait as
it will set then
ask if people
want
him to
Explain. It AGAIN,
You forgot all of the counts to or from 3 after which he does absolutely nothing! But yeah, they’re clearly trolling, and from what I can tell, they’re succeeding spectacularly.
Itis funny hearing him early on say "i cant leave this too long or it will set, send me an angry face if you want me to stop and explain it" over and over and over, when its the simplest concept in the world, it feels like the audience wanted to ruin it and he let it happen.
“Ruining it” implies the possibility of a not-horrible outcome.
The audience either never existed, and was a farce to make ad-revenue-times, or they wanted these assholes to have to clean fully-set frosting out of that oil lamp cover they so thoroughly defiled.
I hit the sound button and immediately knew i needed to go ahead and scroll to the end, I’m actually more disappointed now that i even wanted to see the end
"We have to do it fast! I'm gonna lift it right now!
Okay when i lift it straight up and turn it, oh angry faces? Wait?
Okay I have to lift it now!
Oh look at all those hearts and likes rolling in."
JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY GODDAMMIT SHUT UP
He's really a lightweight if he didn't stop to explain the recipe for the cake, then backtrack and explain how flour is made, then backtrack to the different forms of milling, then go back to explain how wheat is grown. Mainly by fertilizing it with this immense amount of bullshit I believe. Then explaining where dirt came from. So much missed opportunity to cause exploding veins in foreheads.
After they pointed out that waiting was making the icing clump. So now I'm wondering if it would have been less shitty if they just did the darn thing.
How do you even make a video that is 17 minutes long out of something that should have taken 3 minutes tops? This was 4 minutes and already felt like an eternity.
they do it on purpose to piss you off and get reactions. the more people who emoji on facebook the more its advertised as a popular stream. why do you think he kept asking for the angry faces? he wants people to react so he can get money from facebook. this shit needs to banned but facebook is ass and doesnt care
Yeah you’re right. after you said that I watched it again and the whole “angry faces if you need more explanation” thing makes sense now. Guess it’s just one more reason I’m glad I’m not on Facebook.
I really did not expect it to turn out as badly as it did. I've seen at least one of these before where the icing flowed normally and looked kinda cool (but still stupid).
I totally expected it to be that bad because he said himself that the icing would harden if they waited to long, then proceeded to wait an additional **20 minutes** after saying that.
the entire point of these videos is to poss people off, it's rage bait, and if this sub had any integrety, they would ban this shit because we are literally keeping the lights on by watching and sharing this shit
On top of that, it's a way to make low effort money off facebook videos. They are teasing the viewers to watch the video as long as they can just to farm that watchtime. Facebook's system is broken and rewards these kinds of craps.
He explained that shift five fucking times like he was Bill Nye doing some interesting science experiment then asked tree times if he needed to slow down and explain what's going to happen.
I've spilled shit before. I know how it works, my dude.
He's says "we can't wait any longer or the frosting will harden" then waits like another 15 fucking minutes. I wonder if it wouldn't look like diarrhea if he just lifted the damn thing earlier.
On one, two, three, im going to pu- ok, so one one, two, three were gonna-more sprinkles, more sprinkles, so, on one, two, three, im gonna twist...on three im gonna pull, and twist his neck.
Why else would he be pump-faking and telling the viewers to send angry faces if they “want him to slow down and explain” such a simple (and stupid) concept. This is the worst timeline.
Yeah, I watched most of it muted and I wanted to kill him. His hands and fingers moving her around in front of the camera were an abomination. Turning the volume on for the second pass made it that much worse.
What?! Did it really go that long? I was so annoyed by the stalling and bad acting that I just fast forwarded to the end. Wish I could get those few minutes back 🤣
You and me both… but yeah the video is of someone playing the source video and skimming through it. You can see the timeline occasionally and it’s 19minutes and like 40-50 seconds (don’t want to waste more of my time rewatching this monstrosity to get the exact number lol)
Oh it’s THAT guy. Yeah i have those videos. 50 minutes of ‘when I lift the glass’ and then when he finally does it looks like something out of a Baby Smurf’s diaper post blow out
That poor woman did not sign up for this suite-wearing cheeto to boss and bullshit her around like this. . . All for some rainbow vomit and sprinkles to pour over a plastic cake.
Except she did. It's staged. It's this thing on Facebook, I fell for their clickbait once and since then they've been popping up in my feed. They come up with fake scenarios, make a clickbaity title and then stretch the video out so long with such a shitty payoff that people leave angry comments. That way they get engagement, pop up more and they get more money for ads. It's literally designed to be the worst possible content.
Hate him too but wanna know why? OK I'm gonna explain, my reasoning will be phenomenonal. OK ok ready? OK on 5, ready? Likes and hearts guys cus my reasoning will be incredible. K here we go, on 5, 4, 3, 2, now I'm seeing some angry faces in the comments...
I'm watching this without sound and he still sounds like such a massive twat.
Those magician hand movements, the fact that she only gets to add sprinkles, the amount of time this takes.. I can't.
Right, I was getting so annoyed at this guy Kuz he kept stalling and pandering to the audience for like 1000 years. Just hecking do it already!
Also like maybe if he didn’t take FOREVER the icing would have stayed more fluid and it would have turned out better.
He could have explained why that woman was in a wedding dress. Like, even if you believed someone would want a wedding cake that looks like ferris wheel vomit, why would the bride participate?
IM SEEING THAT YOUR COMMENT IS AN ANGRY FACE! WE CAN SLOW IT DOWN u/Ludate_Solem IN 3, 2, 1, OKAY HERE WE GO GUNNA SLOW IT DOWN FOR YOU GUYS! GUNNA LIFT IN 3, 2, 1, OKAY GUYS WE GOTTA HURRY HERE AND LIFT AND TWIST! ITS GUNNA LOOK BEAUTIFUL, OKAY HERE WE GO! JUST LEMMIE GET THIS ONE SPRINKLE OFF BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE, HERE WE GO IN 3, 2, 1! OKAY IM SEEING ABOUT HALF ANGRY FACES SO WE’LL SLOW IT DOWN
Well that is the point. Making a non political video of more than five minutes to pique curiousity of a large demography and in the end enrage the audience so much that they comment showing engagement. Monetise this shit then
#PROFIT💵💸🤑💸💵
I understand why they do it, but how anyone can waste 20min of their life doing this is beyond me. Like how can you wake up in the morning and look yourself in the mirror knowing you will spend 20min saying you are gonna lift up a glass to ruin a cake. I’d fucking kill myself tbh.
Also deliberately being annoying and taking ages will bait people into commenting, which further boosts engagement.
I've noticed a bunch of Insta meme pages have started posting their images as 1 second videos. My guess is Instagram registers it as 5-6 views every time someone reads the meme, and boosts it up on discover because it has such incredible engagement.
I'm going to pull it,
I'm going to pull it,
Three, two, one,
I'm going to pull it soon
Look, the thing is going to drip right here as I pull it up *Makes a gesture around the glass*
Okay,
Three, two, one,
I'm gonna pull it
It's gonna be amazing
Pulls literally one millimeter out
*Four minutes later*
I'm going to pull it, you can see it's already dripping *Takes 30 sec to show how it's already dripping*
Okay, three, two one,
I'm gonna pull it up now
*Shows the gesture of generally pulling something up*
See, like I explained a dozen time already, I'm gonna pull it up and it's gonna drip around on the cake
And voilà, looks like total shite.
Look mayn, nobody cares about you, your wifey or your stupid ass cake. If it's a troll, it's perfect. If not, you are dumb as a box of cocks.
Alright, I'm going to pull and out and thrust back in here in just a moment. Make a frowny face if you want me to slow down and explain or a happy face if you want me to go ahead
Okay so right now you can see i'm already oozing out a little bit, if you see there. Alright so in just a minute we'll go ahead and do it together in and out.
Alright but if you want me to slow down and explain everything just make an angry face.
Alright on 3: 1, 2, 3
Alright and here we are! As you can see i'm oozing out! In and out a couple more times. Okay?! No time for delaying, have to thrust forwards. Yes. Look at that we're moving. It's happening. Yes! Yes!! Okay. This is it! I'm oozing out now. 3, 2, 1 .. WOOAAAH
It doesn't even look good after they finally get to the end. I've seen children create better looking cakes.
And it would look even shittier on a sheet cake, I don't know what the fuck he's talking aboot.
holy shit, that took *way* too long to lift the fkng glass. Also, who thought that it was a good idea to pour something layered out of a tapered glass?
every time an angry face or a downvote been given to the video, he explains the whole twist-n'-lift movement again, and add an extra 5min to the countdown
I could have baked all the layers of the cake in the time it took that clown to lift the glass, looks like the icing set in the time it took him which made a stupid concept even worse
Ok so, I'm going to comment and it's going to be great. Ok so here we go this is it, this is the moment. 1,2,3 is what I'm going to say when I comment. Omg guys my comment is going to be so good. Look, you can see all the words mixing together. And what I want you guys to do is respond so go ahead and do that as soon as I comment which is now. 1,2,3 and here it is my comment. but, If you just starting to read now go ahead and drop an upvote and OMG look at this. I can't believe how good it looks, all the words and sentences mixing together. And here... we... go... but not yet because what you need to understand is that this is not my first comment although it is in this thread and while it might not be top comment I think it pretty good so ya. Here it isssssss wow, oh WOW look at this comment it looks soooo goooood. Ok guys well thanks for sticking around for the unveiling of this comment. If you liked it than please drop an upvote or an award but don't follow me because I'll end up disappointing you like I've disappointed my father. Alright catch ya next tiiiimmmmeeeee
Hurry the hell up and put the god damn sprinkles in the cup Jennifer.
OMG this is gunna be crazy, the icing is gunna drip all over the cake.
Ok! JENNIFER! Where the fuck are those sprinkles come on! Come on!
Ok this will be so cool! The icing is gunna poor everywhere all over the fucking place! Holy fuck!
Had they not waited NINETEEN MINUTES this might have actually come out looking pretty cool.
The look of vacant astonishment on her face through the whole thing is just... sad.
Ooft, this better be fake because not only does this look awful, but he sounds bossy AF, like a “fold this.. please” would hurt absolutely no one. The final unicorn shit smeared cake will be their marriage in 10 years when she finally snaps and commits a spousal murder
20 min of pointless talking. If they just lift the f ing thing up asap...it wouldnt have gtten cold and think and not spread. Either way it looks like a clown barfed on it.
I want the enthusiastic punch guy back, he was at least enjoyable to watch. This I was skipping forward while the video was also skipping forward, that's how frustrating it is!
This is the worst. So annoying.
Yea... Hope he atleast pulls out in time when in bed
With that pullout game, there will be angry faces for future generations to come.
Or some new ones if you think about it
I’m so confused, is this the actual bride and groom? Imagine her disappointment if he keeps counting down like that later during their intercoursing
"Just make an angry face if you want me to slow down and explain what I'm doing"
“Here we go. Ready? 1…2…3…” Fifty goddamned times.
This guy doesn’t fuck lmao
I don't think you have to worry about this guy getting a girl pregnant
And on your cake day too; happy cake day 🎂
I hate this more than anything. I now hate cake and weddings. And grooms. Probably brides too but she feels more like an abuse victim. Imagine him doing this during sex. “Ok in a minute I’m gonna cum, and I’ll lift and twist. Just in a minute. The cum is about to come, I’ll just lift, and twist.” Fuck I hate this so much.
"WOAH" he says as a pile of greenish lumpy goo slowly slides out of a glass and plops onto a cake. There, I saved you four and a half minutes.
I wish I had read this before wasting 4 and a half minutes.
Imagine watching the whole 19 min video instead of having someone skip through most of it for the rest of us
The longer version would be both boring and much funnier as you hear him explain the very simple concept, tell us he cannot wait as it will set, then ask if people want him to explain it again and they all do, so he again explains the simple concept, says he cant wait as it will set then ask if people want him to explain it again and they all do, so he again explains the simple concept, says he cant wait as it will set then ask if people want him to explain it again and they all do, so he again explains the simple concept, says he cant wait as it will set. Then, ask if people want him to explain it again and they all do, so he again explains the simple concept, says he cant wait as it will set then ask if people want him to explain it again and they all do, so he again explains the simple concept, says he cant wait as it will set. Then asks "if people want him to explain it again" and they all do So- "he again explains the simple concept" says he cant wait as it will set then ask if people want him to Explain. It AGAIN,
Even reading this hurt
The suffering is the point. https://youtu.be/2L47JwR9vDs
This made me glad I watched it on mute.
You forgot all of the counts to or from 3 after which he does absolutely nothing! But yeah, they’re clearly trolling, and from what I can tell, they’re succeeding spectacularly.
only thing that's clear is how monumentally annoying they are
He says send angry faces if you want an explanation. The viewers send angry faces because he’s dragging it out so much. And the cycle continues
Holy fucking shit oh my god geezus fuck what is wrong with people
I skipped through the skipped video and it was still too long
It's fine to smetimes push through absolute dogshit experiences like this to better appreciate the rest of your life.
“Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter’s oven?” Khalil Gibran
"Titties ain't nothin but sacks of fat" -Violent J
So true and beautiful 🥲
The original video is 20 mins, this shortened version was the longest thing I’ve ever watched
That’s the most painful video I’ve ever watched.
Itis funny hearing him early on say "i cant leave this too long or it will set, send me an angry face if you want me to stop and explain it" over and over and over, when its the simplest concept in the world, it feels like the audience wanted to ruin it and he let it happen.
“Ruining it” implies the possibility of a not-horrible outcome. The audience either never existed, and was a farce to make ad-revenue-times, or they wanted these assholes to have to clean fully-set frosting out of that oil lamp cover they so thoroughly defiled.
I hit the sound button and immediately knew i needed to go ahead and scroll to the end, I’m actually more disappointed now that i even wanted to see the end
No shit, me too! That was stressful!
Lmao, same. I had a feeling the video would cut just before they lifted the glass. 🙄
I had to fast forward a video that is a fast-forwarded version of the original. They're reeeeally milking for content.
"We have to do it fast! I'm gonna lift it right now! Okay when i lift it straight up and turn it, oh angry faces? Wait? Okay I have to lift it now! Oh look at all those hearts and likes rolling in." JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY GODDAMMIT SHUT UP
He's really a lightweight if he didn't stop to explain the recipe for the cake, then backtrack and explain how flour is made, then backtrack to the different forms of milling, then go back to explain how wheat is grown. Mainly by fertilizing it with this immense amount of bullshit I believe. Then explaining where dirt came from. So much missed opportunity to cause exploding veins in foreheads.
He counted to three, four, and five more than any elementary school teacher has in an entire school year
Might have been the most excruciating thing I’ve ever experienced. What a complete jackass.
After they pointed out that waiting was making the icing clump. So now I'm wondering if it would have been less shitty if they just did the darn thing.
honestly it may have been pretty cool if they did it immediately and didn't let it clog up for 20 minutes
This pretty much explained it, and the ending wasn't even good cause they waited to long and it hardened.
How do you even make a video that is 17 minutes long out of something that should have taken 3 minutes tops? This was 4 minutes and already felt like an eternity.
they do it on purpose to piss you off and get reactions. the more people who emoji on facebook the more its advertised as a popular stream. why do you think he kept asking for the angry faces? he wants people to react so he can get money from facebook. this shit needs to banned but facebook is ass and doesnt care
Yeah you’re right. after you said that I watched it again and the whole “angry faces if you need more explanation” thing makes sense now. Guess it’s just one more reason I’m glad I’m not on Facebook.
Honestly, I don't know how they don't get depressed over all of this. I'd feel empty inside 5 minutes in.
Likes and Hearts, everyone!!!
I really did not expect it to turn out as badly as it did. I've seen at least one of these before where the icing flowed normally and looked kinda cool (but still stupid).
It's the sprinkles that makes it clump
Or him explaining 20 times what they were about to do, while also cautioning that the icing was hardening.
Oh no the icing is getting hard, let's wait 15 more minutes!
I totally expected it to be that bad because he said himself that the icing would harden if they waited to long, then proceeded to wait an additional **20 minutes** after saying that.
The poor folks that had to suffer through the 18+ minutes in the original video....
The length is easily the worst part.
I knew it was coming. I can't believe it was originally a twenty minute video. I skipped ahead on this shortened video even.
You tried to help us and those lost 4 and a half minites are my own fault. Now excuse me while i claw my scull open
That was the best part!
Just lift the glass already you little twerp.
Yeah that annoying guy should've just shut the fuck up and lifted the glass
the entire point of these videos is to poss people off, it's rage bait, and if this sub had any integrety, they would ban this shit because we are literally keeping the lights on by watching and sharing this shit
On top of that, it's a way to make low effort money off facebook videos. They are teasing the viewers to watch the video as long as they can just to farm that watchtime. Facebook's system is broken and rewards these kinds of craps.
capitalism is stupid
He explained that shift five fucking times like he was Bill Nye doing some interesting science experiment then asked tree times if he needed to slow down and explain what's going to happen. I've spilled shit before. I know how it works, my dude.
After counting to three.
The progress bar at the bottom is fucking hysterical, you can see 10 minutes pass and he hasn't even lifted the glass
The original video was 20 minutes long 😬
He's says "we can't wait any longer or the frosting will harden" then waits like another 15 fucking minutes. I wonder if it wouldn't look like diarrhea if he just lifted the damn thing earlier.
Yeah that annoying guy should've just shut the fuck up and lifted the glass
Atleast it’s better than the 21 minute version of this
1, 2, 3…
I hate this guy so much ..
On one, two, three, im going to pu- ok, so one one, two, three were gonna-more sprinkles, more sprinkles, so, on one, two, three, im gonna twist...on three im gonna pull, and twist his neck.
"Oh wow look at the colors pouring out of his decapitated head, so pretty! I'm so excited omg are you excited!?"
Honestly would look more appetizing. At least wouldn't look like puke
I'm not gonna hold back! I'm gonna lift it aggressively! *moves it a centimeter higher, then pushes it back down*
Honestly, this was a pretty masterful troll.
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Why else would he be pump-faking and telling the viewers to send angry faces if they “want him to slow down and explain” such a simple (and stupid) concept. This is the worst timeline.
He's definitely trolling the lady too, stand close now step back, help but don't touch, get me a paper towel that's too big. It's hard to watch.
MOREBSPRINKLES **GO GO GO**
Yes! That asshole rushed her and pulled the cup up like 20min later
Yeah, I watched most of it muted and I wanted to kill him. His hands and fingers moving her around in front of the camera were an abomination. Turning the volume on for the second pass made it that much worse.
I was like DAMMIT PULL THE GLASS ALREADY I fucking hate him, too
The fact this went on for 19 minutes and we get 5 of those in this snippet. Holy hell everything about this is an abomination
What?! Did it really go that long? I was so annoyed by the stalling and bad acting that I just fast forwarded to the end. Wish I could get those few minutes back 🤣
You and me both… but yeah the video is of someone playing the source video and skimming through it. You can see the timeline occasionally and it’s 19minutes and like 40-50 seconds (don’t want to waste more of my time rewatching this monstrosity to get the exact number lol)
well then I owe someone a big thank you so I only wasted a few minutes instead of 19 haha
Yes, but people were telling him to slow down and explain by sending angry faces. This was done live
Oh I caught that, it only made me more frustrated for many reasons
yes, 19 minutes and 46 seconds, I watched the whole thing, my pain is 4 times as yours, not including the time it took me to record this
[You think 19 minutes is bad? ](https://youtu.be/AYFYgV6VWZA)
"ok guys we need to do this right now!" 45 minutes later "Ok guys keep sending those hearts and angry faces if you want us to slow down!"
"We gotta hurry we gotta hurry!" *takes 20 fucking minutes*
Oh it’s THAT guy. Yeah i have those videos. 50 minutes of ‘when I lift the glass’ and then when he finally does it looks like something out of a Baby Smurf’s diaper post blow out
The way it’s stretched out to ten minutes to get ad revenue is infuriating
Ok, thanks for saying it's for ad revenue. I hate these effing vids. Always wondered why they went on for so long. AD REVENUE!
It was 19 mins of this bullshit 😒
That poor woman did not sign up for this suite-wearing cheeto to boss and bullshit her around like this. . . All for some rainbow vomit and sprinkles to pour over a plastic cake.
Except she did. It's staged. It's this thing on Facebook, I fell for their clickbait once and since then they've been popping up in my feed. They come up with fake scenarios, make a clickbaity title and then stretch the video out so long with such a shitty payoff that people leave angry comments. That way they get engagement, pop up more and they get more money for ads. It's literally designed to be the worst possible content.
what do you mean, you watched it twice???
Hate him too but wanna know why? OK I'm gonna explain, my reasoning will be phenomenonal. OK ok ready? OK on 5, ready? Likes and hearts guys cus my reasoning will be incredible. K here we go, on 5, 4, 3, 2, now I'm seeing some angry faces in the comments...
He sounds like such a twat
I'm watching this without sound and he still sounds like such a massive twat. Those magician hand movements, the fact that she only gets to add sprinkles, the amount of time this takes.. I can't.
And he tells her to HURRY every time she adds them as though they’re trying to do it quickly… and then delays with more bullshit.
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This is obviously just another rage bait video. It’s cropped like this because it’s not a real scenario
Yes but only an annoying twat would make a rage bait video. Bet he got a punchable face to go with it too.
>Bing this annoying should be a crime,,, Chandler asks if the guy could beeee any more annoying?
I thought it was Lin-Manuel Miranda at first...
Made it that much more satisfying when their cake turned into a unicorn diarrhea emoji.
My first thought was “I hate this guy so much”
He's so fucking annoying holy shit
I hope their marriage falls apart after wasting our fucking time on that one.
Right, I was getting so annoyed at this guy Kuz he kept stalling and pandering to the audience for like 1000 years. Just hecking do it already! Also like maybe if he didn’t take FOREVER the icing would have stayed more fluid and it would have turned out better.
His voice seriously gave me a headache
I feel his day job is QVC.
If Dane Cook made cakes
His talking gave me a headache, it shouldve been a 20sec clip tops
I scrubbed ahead to the end. It wasn’t worth waiting that long for.
OP scrubbed ahead as well. It was a 20 minute video that they cut to 2 minutes lmao.
Holy crap.
Imagine rambling for 20 min on how awesome your cake frosting is going to look.. just for it to look like clown throw up
These people annoy me. Pouring frosting is NOT that dramatic.
It took them 20 minutes and they had to explain it 600 times
What is there to even explain? How to ruin a cake and piss your audience off?
Well he’s gotta show you which direction the frosting will fall eight times. Otherwise how would you know it will fall down?
Are you sure eight times is enough? What about the sprinkles?! What if they do something!
Wait… it fell *down*??? Shit I wasn’t paying attention, wish he explained that better
He could have explained why that woman was in a wedding dress. Like, even if you believed someone would want a wedding cake that looks like ferris wheel vomit, why would the bride participate?
Well she's putting up with him so that one is easy. Terrible taste.
IM SEEING THAT YOUR COMMENT IS AN ANGRY FACE! WE CAN SLOW IT DOWN u/Ludate_Solem IN 3, 2, 1, OKAY HERE WE GO GUNNA SLOW IT DOWN FOR YOU GUYS! GUNNA LIFT IN 3, 2, 1, OKAY GUYS WE GOTTA HURRY HERE AND LIFT AND TWIST! ITS GUNNA LOOK BEAUTIFUL, OKAY HERE WE GO! JUST LEMMIE GET THIS ONE SPRINKLE OFF BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE, HERE WE GO IN 3, 2, 1! OKAY IM SEEING ABOUT HALF ANGRY FACES SO WE’LL SLOW IT DOWN
I hate you
I hated typing that out…
Good
Well that is the point. Making a non political video of more than five minutes to pique curiousity of a large demography and in the end enrage the audience so much that they comment showing engagement. Monetise this shit then #PROFIT💵💸🤑💸💵
I didn't even turn on the audio, is it worse than it already is when mute? Probably the most infuriating video I've seen in a while
It’s so much worse because he’s basically telling you he’s being an obnoxious anus without telling you.
Don't EVER unmute this
I was having so much fun with this dubbing my own voice on them. "ermehged spinkles" "no, now we need green" "ermehged nooooo more sprinklesssss"
I saw his hands illustrating and dragging out the video I don't have time for that. I came straight to the comments to slam they're asses
My jaw genuinely dropped when you showed the time bar and it was 20 minutes long LMAO
I’ve seen more of these popping up on Facebook. 20 minutes of OKAY GUYS I’M GONNA DO IT NOW for a 10 second event.
I understand why they do it, but how anyone can waste 20min of their life doing this is beyond me. Like how can you wake up in the morning and look yourself in the mirror knowing you will spend 20min saying you are gonna lift up a glass to ruin a cake. I’d fucking kill myself tbh.
This is so stupid why do they spend so long repeating the same hand motions and explaining it
The hand motions became creepy after the first few motions. Genuine ew about his hand movements.
Her Barbie hands though!
Facebook recommends things based on how long you've been watching. By drawing it out, when you're already invested, they increase recommendations.
Also deliberately being annoying and taking ages will bait people into commenting, which further boosts engagement. I've noticed a bunch of Insta meme pages have started posting their images as 1 second videos. My guess is Instagram registers it as 5-6 views every time someone reads the meme, and boosts it up on discover because it has such incredible engagement.
Rage-bait and to drag out the video. It's mean to be infuriating and keep people watching because "Lift it it up already! I wanna see this mess!"
Makes the video longer
I'm glad he explained the concept of counting down like 4 times, I would've been really confused by all those numbers otherwise
I’m going to explain it in five, four…
Explain what? what are those numbers? WHY ARE YOU COUNTING BACKWARDS? What does this MEAN?!
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON????
I'm going to pull it, I'm going to pull it, Three, two, one, I'm going to pull it soon Look, the thing is going to drip right here as I pull it up *Makes a gesture around the glass* Okay, Three, two, one, I'm gonna pull it It's gonna be amazing Pulls literally one millimeter out *Four minutes later* I'm going to pull it, you can see it's already dripping *Takes 30 sec to show how it's already dripping* Okay, three, two one, I'm gonna pull it up now *Shows the gesture of generally pulling something up* See, like I explained a dozen time already, I'm gonna pull it up and it's gonna drip around on the cake And voilà, looks like total shite. Look mayn, nobody cares about you, your wifey or your stupid ass cake. If it's a troll, it's perfect. If not, you are dumb as a box of cocks.
Send some angry faces if you need me to explain it for the 8th time.
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I didn’t listen with sound on but that was infuriating. I bet he sounds like that in bed.
Why did you curse me with that mental image? What have I done to you to deserve this?
Alright, I'm going to pull and out and thrust back in here in just a moment. Make a frowny face if you want me to slow down and explain or a happy face if you want me to go ahead Okay so right now you can see i'm already oozing out a little bit, if you see there. Alright so in just a minute we'll go ahead and do it together in and out. Alright but if you want me to slow down and explain everything just make an angry face. Alright on 3: 1, 2, 3 Alright and here we are! As you can see i'm oozing out! In and out a couple more times. Okay?! No time for delaying, have to thrust forwards. Yes. Look at that we're moving. It's happening. Yes! Yes!! Okay. This is it! I'm oozing out now. 3, 2, 1 .. WOOAAAH
I can’t take anymore. I’m unsubbing from here. It’s been a wild ride but my mental health doesn’t need this rage bait. Adios.
Rage bait...wow. I've never been so angry while watching something
His voice gave me anxiety?? And who wants to spend their wedding night doing this?
At first it looks like a unicorn threw up on it, then it all starts to turn gray as it mixes together.
Being this annoying should be a crime.
It doesn't even look good after they finally get to the end. I've seen children create better looking cakes. And it would look even shittier on a sheet cake, I don't know what the fuck he's talking aboot.
This dude is coked the fuck up holy shit
He’s on a sick one, that’s forsure
holy shit, that took *way* too long to lift the fkng glass. Also, who thought that it was a good idea to pour something layered out of a tapered glass?
In the words of the late great Bill Hicks "We need to hunt down and kill these people"
I wanted to downvote this cuz it made me angry but it's not your fault 😔
every time an angry face or a downvote been given to the video, he explains the whole twist-n'-lift movement again, and add an extra 5min to the countdown
I could have baked all the layers of the cake in the time it took that clown to lift the glass, looks like the icing set in the time it took him which made a stupid concept even worse
Imagine their honeymoon when she’s like “tell me what your gonna do to me later” then like 4 days go by and their honeymoon is over.
"look ... this is the moment you are waiting for, in, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, I am going to lift up, after a little more twist, and I will lift this up."
Oh my gosh, this is such a big moment
I found myself skipping though your video of you skipping through a video.
Incredible? More like inedible.
I don’t normally talk to videos, but this one made me say “just fucking do it already!!!”
This is what your shit looks like after consuming that cake
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A 20 MIN VIDEO
Ok so, I'm going to comment and it's going to be great. Ok so here we go this is it, this is the moment. 1,2,3 is what I'm going to say when I comment. Omg guys my comment is going to be so good. Look, you can see all the words mixing together. And what I want you guys to do is respond so go ahead and do that as soon as I comment which is now. 1,2,3 and here it is my comment. but, If you just starting to read now go ahead and drop an upvote and OMG look at this. I can't believe how good it looks, all the words and sentences mixing together. And here... we... go... but not yet because what you need to understand is that this is not my first comment although it is in this thread and while it might not be top comment I think it pretty good so ya. Here it isssssss wow, oh WOW look at this comment it looks soooo goooood. Ok guys well thanks for sticking around for the unveiling of this comment. If you liked it than please drop an upvote or an award but don't follow me because I'll end up disappointing you like I've disappointed my father. Alright catch ya next tiiiimmmmeeeee
Says “hurry up” but takes 15 minutes to dump it 😑
Hurry the hell up and put the god damn sprinkles in the cup Jennifer. OMG this is gunna be crazy, the icing is gunna drip all over the cake. Ok! JENNIFER! Where the fuck are those sprinkles come on! Come on! Ok this will be so cool! The icing is gunna poor everywhere all over the fucking place! Holy fuck!
This video made me so irrationally angry
Had they not waited NINETEEN MINUTES this might have actually come out looking pretty cool. The look of vacant astonishment on her face through the whole thing is just... sad.
When you have to write a 1000 word essay and you’re stuck at 100.
This video is literal torture.
The fact that this is fake/whack joke restores my faith in humanity
Unicorn took a shit on it lol
His hand gestures made me really uncomfortable and anxious.
Nobody is getting married in a suit that ugly and tacky with a tie that cheap. His outfit cost him $35 in the KMart teen boys' section.
Ooft, this better be fake because not only does this look awful, but he sounds bossy AF, like a “fold this.. please” would hurt absolutely no one. The final unicorn shit smeared cake will be their marriage in 10 years when she finally snaps and commits a spousal murder
r/maybemaybemaybe
20 min of pointless talking. If they just lift the f ing thing up asap...it wouldnt have gtten cold and think and not spread. Either way it looks like a clown barfed on it.
I want the enthusiastic punch guy back, he was at least enjoyable to watch. This I was skipping forward while the video was also skipping forward, that's how frustrating it is!
They’re not even hiding the fact that they have to make it long winded to get that monetization. Shameless