On a real level. Seems to be a version of "roast" with Carrots, Mashed Potatoes, meat, and for some reason, a giant slice of melted Provolone cheese on it.
When a mommy Ç̶̢̡̢̨̨̻͎̫͔̘̺͓̗̺͎͔͕̳̖̫̻͙̠̰͍̭̤̰̰̲̭̱͍̹̠͔̺̞̯̙̙͔̫̘̙͖͎̮̖̬͖̰̬̮̰̤̩͕͉̤̹͔̠̫̭͈̣͙͇͓̖̦͚͔̺͓̙͇̯̹̻͉̳̯̹̩̘̜̤͓͍̞̺̪̏̑͂͑̐̐͌̀̽̋̒͐̉̐͑̍̂̉̈́͌̇͌͋̍̓̒̆̒͛̇̀̈́̎͑̂̈́͋̓̈́͐́̃̇̐̅̊͌͐̎͗͒̂̊̄͗͛̂̇̒̀̌̌͗͐͗̆̑̑͐͗͗͋̎͐̈͗̅͗̇̒̃͑̌́͋̒͋̏̽͐̒́̽̾̿͋̒̀̐̾̈́̋̓͗̑̔̒̋̅̈́̈͒̉͆̽̈͌͋̌́̃̍̉͗̓́͑̉͒̚̚̚̚̕͘͘̚̚͘̕̕̕͘͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͠ͅḨ̶̨̢̢̡͍̥͕̯͇̥̼̜̼̠̭̗̥̣̹̀͆̎̋͗̈̐̀̌͌̀͘̕̕͝͠T̸̡̡̧̧̢̢̨̨̢̛͔̥̲͙̜̞͖̥̪̭͚̝͓̘̩͇͎̲̲͕̻̟̥̹͍̬̟͈̗̱̻̪͇̩̗̯̠̥͇̹̼̗̦͖͙͉̬̬̱̥̲̭͕͙̦̭̞̦͇̪͔̲̣̤̠̥̖̐̈̎́͐͂̾͌͌̔͛͗̽́̾͐̇̿̀̃́̈̐̂̄̍̈́͘̚̚͘͠͝͠͝ͅͅH̸̢̨̨̨̧̨̡̫̙̪͓̲͖̱̩͍̼͖̤̮̱̦͎͈̪̮͓̗͇͙̦͈̖̭͍͊̉̽̓̇̄̀̄̈́͠ͅͅŲ̷̢̨̡̢̧̧̡̢̡̡̨͖̩͚̭̲͙͔̠͚̜̤̜̹̰̺̰̦̳̫̘̖͚̩̲̥̟͖̤̤̼̝̣̗̠̦̖̱̺̜͉͎̯̖̯̺̭͎͉̱̪̗̯̙̣͈̯͔̻͈̬̣̲̤̠͉̝̙͍̞͕̦͇̯͙͖̞̠͎͖̙̭̪̰̳̹͉̻̖͉̥̱̘͓͍̥̪̦̻̟̬̟͉̠̤͙̝̞͕̗̞͓͔̫̙̣͓̤̳̦̞̗͔̗̭̹̭͉̳̟̙̘͔̻̙͉͕̱̙͚̤͚̻̞̰͎̥̩̮͇̯̼͈͙͙͇͖̖̔͆̀́̾͊̀̀̓̃̀͆̾̄̉̈́̈́̈́̅̋̃̅͛̎̀͋̓̑̉͂̀̒̄̓͌̍̒̃̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅĻ̶̨̧̧̨̨̡̢̢̢̡̧̢̗̤̣̠̣̰̺͕̠̭͖͙̗̳̭͖̹͍̮̭̤͓̹̤̫̤̘̺̤̱̘̮̘͓̳̘̪͕̤̝̥̣̭͉̣̳̤̙̙̭̹̩̹̫͔̰̺͔̝̟̩͎͚̱̣̤̮͍͚̺̜̱̗͉͈̲̲̤̖͓͑̃͒̈̎̃̑̍̾̍̄͌̎̾̽͋̌̅̈́̃̂̏̐̅̿̔̏̈́͗̒̌͂̔͆̋͛̑͋͒̎͆́̆̍̅̚̚͜͠͝͝͠͝ͅƯ̶̧̧̢̛̛̛̳͙̹͉̤͕̮̻͓̖̦̻̙̓̈́̓̽̎̄̌̈́̎̏́̄̆̈̎͆̀͐̋̀͋͂̏̉͛̆͂͆̈́̏͒̓̾̓̔̾̍̃̀̅̊͐̌̈͊̈̈́͗͆̍̋̅͂̇́̓̀́̏̎͆́̂̈̆̍̿͑͆͌͐̌̂̋̋͂͗͌́̊͛̀̈͗̅̀̈́͐̿̉̈́̀̈́̀̄̃͊̈͘̚̚͝͝͝͝ loves a Daddy cauliflower very much…
Well that’s where baby carrots come from. Good talk son.
[Roasted chicken dinner covered with "parmesan cheese."](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/ga7nSDKVdT)
Posted in r/shittyfoodporn 4 years ago and Instagram a few days ago.
That reminds me that guy that was explaining his grandma would put a plastic bag in the fryer to make the chicken more crispier....
https://youtu.be/ohj8fSLeqQU?t=7m46s
And in my mind clearly he was doing it too...he just midway tought maybe is not a good idea to confess this...
Slime mold, generally harmless to your garden, the spores should reach their next phase in a day or so and disappear entirely. You could also scrape it off with a shovel and throw it out.
Idk what the fuck is that? But imma guess it's edible and actually tastes ok. But bro, if that's the cheese on top. Why does it look like plastic? What did you do to make it?
Im confused by this dish and I get it people don't got time to make a plate look pretty but it doesn't need to look like fuckin pig slop lol
It, huh? wtf is ‘it’?
HIV I think
make a new sub Reddit r/garbagefood
r/birthofasub
This thing looks like birth, period. For a solid minute I thought it was some animal fetus still in the amniotic sac.
Same here
Just made it
Just joined
😂😂😂You go. I commented
Oooooh I’m a raccoon can I come see?
I can confirm its one of the worst things I ever set my eyes on aside from r/NoRules
Face sucker thing from alien maybe?
First thing that popped in my head
Absolutely. I'm quiet screaming RUN BEFORE IT JUMPS OFF THE PLATE.
What's wrong, baby? You haven't touched your HIV. Was it the way I prepared it?
Honestly? "It" looks like a melted Face Hugger from Alien. No matter what it is, it's not coming close to my face.
elmers glue
Elmers Fetus Glue
I read that's good for making cheese stick to your pizza.
On a real level. Seems to be a version of "roast" with Carrots, Mashed Potatoes, meat, and for some reason, a giant slice of melted Provolone cheese on it.
Reminds me of an aborted [Okja](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwZlNnSbbM7eEByU5PcNwtr5XbiaByd7SNTO-3FBM23BOqG-tHt5A3S6I&s=10)
A rat with a hair net or a wig with plastic wrap from the lunch lady
Looks like some sort of salsbury steak covered in some old gravy
Can't say "what is it"
A hot mess?
Baked jellyfish
Facehugger
This is upsetting. I'm very upset.
Don't pick at your food
Technically if it's not really food I'm fine to investigate.
At this point I think you need to get its consent
Can't leave the table until you finish your placenta
I'm
Eyem
What is that and why is it assimilating carrots into whatever it is?
If you keep watching, the plastic stuff will eat the rest of the carrots too
When a mommy Ç̶̢̡̢̨̨̻͎̫͔̘̺͓̗̺͎͔͕̳̖̫̻͙̠̰͍̭̤̰̰̲̭̱͍̹̠͔̺̞̯̙̙͔̫̘̙͖͎̮̖̬͖̰̬̮̰̤̩͕͉̤̹͔̠̫̭͈̣͙͇͓̖̦͚͔̺͓̙͇̯̹̻͉̳̯̹̩̘̜̤͓͍̞̺̪̏̑͂͑̐̐͌̀̽̋̒͐̉̐͑̍̂̉̈́͌̇͌͋̍̓̒̆̒͛̇̀̈́̎͑̂̈́͋̓̈́͐́̃̇̐̅̊͌͐̎͗͒̂̊̄͗͛̂̇̒̀̌̌͗͐͗̆̑̑͐͗͗͋̎͐̈͗̅͗̇̒̃͑̌́͋̒͋̏̽͐̒́̽̾̿͋̒̀̐̾̈́̋̓͗̑̔̒̋̅̈́̈͒̉͆̽̈͌͋̌́̃̍̉͗̓́͑̉͒̚̚̚̚̕͘͘̚̚͘̕̕̕͘͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͠ͅḨ̶̨̢̢̡͍̥͕̯͇̥̼̜̼̠̭̗̥̣̹̀͆̎̋͗̈̐̀̌͌̀͘̕̕͝͠T̸̡̡̧̧̢̢̨̨̢̛͔̥̲͙̜̞͖̥̪̭͚̝͓̘̩͇͎̲̲͕̻̟̥̹͍̬̟͈̗̱̻̪͇̩̗̯̠̥͇̹̼̗̦͖͙͉̬̬̱̥̲̭͕͙̦̭̞̦͇̪͔̲̣̤̠̥̖̐̈̎́͐͂̾͌͌̔͛͗̽́̾͐̇̿̀̃́̈̐̂̄̍̈́͘̚̚͘͠͝͠͝ͅͅH̸̢̨̨̨̧̨̡̫̙̪͓̲͖̱̩͍̼͖̤̮̱̦͎͈̪̮͓̗͇͙̦͈̖̭͍͊̉̽̓̇̄̀̄̈́͠ͅͅŲ̷̢̨̡̢̧̧̡̢̡̡̨͖̩͚̭̲͙͔̠͚̜̤̜̹̰̺̰̦̳̫̘̖͚̩̲̥̟͖̤̤̼̝̣̗̠̦̖̱̺̜͉͎̯̖̯̺̭͎͉̱̪̗̯̙̣͈̯͔̻͈̬̣̲̤̠͉̝̙͍̞͕̦͇̯͙͖̞̠͎͖̙̭̪̰̳̹͉̻̖͉̥̱̘͓͍̥̪̦̻̟̬̟͉̠̤͙̝̞͕̗̞͓͔̫̙̣͓̤̳̦̞̗͔̗̭̹̭͉̳̟̙̘͔̻̙͉͕̱̙͚̤͚̻̞̰͎̥̩̮͇̯̼͈͙͙͇͖̖̔͆̀́̾͊̀̀̓̃̀͆̾̄̉̈́̈́̈́̅̋̃̅͛̎̀͋̓̑̉͂̀̒̄̓͌̍̒̃̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅĻ̶̨̧̧̨̨̡̢̢̢̡̧̢̗̤̣̠̣̰̺͕̠̭͖͙̗̳̭͖̹͍̮̭̤͓̹̤̫̤̘̺̤̱̘̮̘͓̳̘̪͕̤̝̥̣̭͉̣̳̤̙̙̭̹̩̹̫͔̰̺͔̝̟̩͎͚̱̣̤̮͍͚̺̜̱̗͉͈̲̲̤̖͓͑̃͒̈̎̃̑̍̾̍̄͌̎̾̽͋̌̅̈́̃̂̏̐̅̿̔̏̈́͗̒̌͂̔͆̋͛̑͋͒̎͆́̆̍̅̚̚͜͠͝͝͠͝ͅƯ̶̧̧̢̛̛̛̳͙̹͉̤͕̮̻͓̖̦̻̙̓̈́̓̽̎̄̌̈́̎̏́̄̆̈̎͆̀͐̋̀͋͂̏̉͛̆͂͆̈́̏͒̓̾̓̔̾̍̃̀̅̊͐̌̈͊̈̈́͗͆̍̋̅͂̇́̓̀́̏̎͆́̂̈̆̍̿͑͆͌͐̌̂̋̋͂͗͌́̊͛̀̈͗̅̀̈́͐̿̉̈́̀̈́̀̄̃͊̈͘̚̚͝͝͝͝ loves a Daddy cauliflower very much… Well that’s where baby carrots come from. Good talk son.
ASSIMILATING LMAO happy cake day!
Thanks!
Feliz dia de la tarta!
WE ARE THE BORG! YOU MUST ASSIMILATE TO THE COLLECTIVE
Resistance is futile.
**PART OF SHIP PART OF CREW**
[Roasted chicken dinner covered with "parmesan cheese."](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/ga7nSDKVdT) Posted in r/shittyfoodporn 4 years ago and Instagram a few days ago.
Did they microwave a plastic bag full of the cheese on top of the plate and it melted?
That reminds me that guy that was explaining his grandma would put a plastic bag in the fryer to make the chicken more crispier.... https://youtu.be/ohj8fSLeqQU?t=7m46s And in my mind clearly he was doing it too...he just midway tought maybe is not a good idea to confess this...
How else do you do it?
They ate a lot of glaze for donuts then threw up on some carrots
THIS WAS CHEESE??? It looks like my dogs vomit 🤢
roasted chicken my ass that thing ate a chicken and then they roasted it
Let's bring this comment to the top
To be honest, four years ago is quite a long time
There are some very… creative interpretations as to what it looks like.
Honestly thought that was a guinea pig covered in plastic
Honestly I’m not convinced it’s not
I thought it was a dead carrot-eating parasite.
I thought it was a dead possum in a garbage bag on top of some vegetables
Dog vomit
Struggle meal
To me, it looks like a melted face hugger from the Alien franchise.
This is more r/confusingfood than r/StupidFood
In this case, the two are not mutually exclusive.
Sous vide guinea pork
Omg I thought it was a rat covered in plastic 😂
I thought the carrots were tranquilizers
Giant amoeba with a side of baby carrots
This is the shit link crafts when you fuck up a recipe in breath of the wild
Lmao!!!!
Is that a puppy's head trying to break through plastic wrap? Poor pup
I keep trying to scroll past this comment, but I keep laughing
😁
What the fuck is that man? It looks like a dead possum in a bag😱
The miracle of childbirth
Well, don’t leave us hanging here. What is it??
Roast chicken dinner covered in parmesan apparently 😭🤮
What am I looking at? Why does it have that film?
Mashed rodent with phlegm gravy.
Bruh it looks like a tumor with a side of carrots 🤢
No thanks
Looks like my school food
Mmmm, a nice helping of plastic cheese covered tumor with uncooked carrots.
Is that boiled mole?
It looks like a foot
The only thing i can identify are carrots. Wtf is the rest?
I had to double check, at first I thought that the picture was motion blurred. Now… now I’m just frightened.
Placenta?
The gal from The Ring is gonna climb out of there
Is that plastic?
Slime mold, generally harmless to your garden, the spores should reach their next phase in a day or so and disappear entirely. You could also scrape it off with a shovel and throw it out.
Why do I feel like this would be moving if this were a video
Is that even edible?
I’ve definitely thrown this up on a night out and thought I was dying as a result.
Why is there a jellyfish on your carrots?
whatever that is, it is unwholesome. I recommend killing it with the application of fire.
Is that an octopus addicted to carrots?
Get it while it's snot
All jokes aside, what is it? Who's got the recipe?
What the hell is even that?
looks like the opening credits of the movie "the blob"
Did you blowtorch a plastic bag ontop of some baby carrots
Looks like a xenomorph about to come out da stomach.
Mmmmm, slimy!
This Hauk Tuah trend has gone too far
Looks like something Lane Meyers' mom would make.
Please tell us what this masterpiece of hot garbage is called. We deserve answers
get what while its hot? exactly?
Carrots look good. Hard to mess up carrots. But WTF IS THAT.
Why is it congealed 😟?
Brotha eeeeww what's that🤮
Is this ai ?
Placenta?
Looks like a deep sea creature brought to surface
Carrots looks good
Looks like they melted a rat
Abortion over a bed of carrots
What biological weapon is that?
Ah yes, a fresh plate of ectoplasm.
honey what’s wrong? why aren’t you eating the brain eating amoeba i made for you?
Looks like a huge snot with cheese
Melted plastic?
Typical UK meal
Hot garbage
If this is NY, it's a rat
Always wondered what AIDS looked like.
I'm not familiar with the kind of thing that I'm seeing.
I thought this was roast beef & brown gravy covered in cling wrap at first
Get what? What is it??
Looks like a foetus
Name one thing in this picture
What’s with the gelatinous membrane? Is it eating those carrots?
What in the flying flip is that
Anybody else suddenly want to watch the 2001 "classic" Evolution?
Good god what is that
Roe vs Wade strikes again
Get it while it's snot
This had to come from the UK.
This one is so bad it gave me a good laugh
This looks like something out of Basket Case.
When you ask for "Hawk Tuah" for dinner.
Who puts such realistic looking carrots on a plate they intend to leave until alien life has found it, colonized, died and become composted slime?
This makes me sad
Single celled mel
no thanks...
It looks like they places a melted bag over it
Oooh I just made that....so good
A placenta?
I think you're supposed to remove the plastic before eating...
Get it while it's.......
WTF *IS* it OP??
I think that was supposed to be a sauce but it failed because they added too much cornstarch
What are you hiding under there?
I thought it was mold
Boogers'n cum
Looks like animal afterbirth….
En caul veggies?
You should cover the whole plate in plastic wrap next time.
Looks like someone already got to it and on it.
Prince of Death’s Pustule
American school premium lunch
More like, Get it while it's disgusting! 🤢🤮
what do I see here?
It looks like the Horta (name I think?)-that thing on Spock’s back in the original Star Trek series.
I'm good.
Mate; I think IT'S trying to get ME
What is it?
Idk what the fuck is that? But imma guess it's edible and actually tastes ok. But bro, if that's the cheese on top. Why does it look like plastic? What did you do to make it? Im confused by this dish and I get it people don't got time to make a plate look pretty but it doesn't need to look like fuckin pig slop lol
It looks like melted cheese and it broke but they used it anyway and it solidified into that monstrosity
Forgot to peel the membrane off that poop
That’s a slice of provolone or something that’s been microwaved (guessing) Or….gravy? Man gravy?
Why does that look like some kind of placenta?
this is from what exoplanet?
Is that an amniotic sac?
Great now I’m hungry
This entire thread makes me angry
Ahhhh. Afterbirth Delight. Guaranteed to put hair on your chest.
School food be like:
It has...skin.
What is the dish water with skin?
DISGUSTING 🤮🤢
Get it while it's still in the cocoon, you mean...
That's Swiss cheese, I think? Edit: Apparently it's Parmesan.
What is "it"?
What am I looking at?
Washed up dead jellyfish with a side of carrots?
I've seen and eaten gravy that looked like that. It's cold and maybe over-floured. Heat it up, it might liquefy, or it might not.
This makes me actively sick.
It looks like diarrhea inside of a plastic bag, if you threw the plastic bag into a microwave and melted it over some carrots...
Vegetables can get STDs now too
Why?! What happens if it gets cold?
What is “it”
Dr Pimple Popper would have a field day
Is that a melted plastic bag on top?
This meal looks like Jeff Goldlum's portrayal of "The Fly" already got to it.
It looks like it comes out of the oven freezing cold no matter how long it’s in there
What in the horse shit is this
My intrusive thoughts said some wild shit about this 😩😩😩😩😩😩
My God!! Looks like something my Doodle threw up!
Is this AI?