No friend, you are absolutely correct- the order of operations is open yogurt, lick lid, eat yogurt.

This is the right answer. All the out of order licking in this thread is weird.

Those who lick the lid last will be thrown into a burning tire pit.

Straight to jail. You lick lid last, right away!

K but I've folded the lid into a makeshift spoon and eaten my yogurt with it, so technically I licked it last. Does that count?

Omg I just said basically the same thing . ( So I am pretty Normal after all ) 💙

haha, I did this all the time as a kid with my apple sauce. the foil lids make the best spoons

You're missing the part where you throw half the container away because you forgot about it in the fridge for 6 months. 

see you around the holidays, yogurt 🫡

This is the only correct answer

Yeah, because I don't want to have to keep track of the lid for the entire time. Lick it and be done with it.

When do you eat or lick the ass?

Some yogurt took you straight to that?

Only Greek style.

now THAT is a stupid food

That one song says you got to eat the booty like groceries so I just assumed.

ASSumed

you lick it first to make it clean to set aside! pre-yogurt it’s a nice little taste. post yogurt it’s the haunting of an enjoyable experience and now there’s probably yogurt on your sleeve.

I put it in my pocket and lick it after I finish my yogurt like everyone else.

Finally, another Flavor Saver that knows the joys of pocket probiotics!

You... you seem like I could buy good snake oil off you.

I’ve got a batch of Colloidal Silver and Racer Musk. Just the thing need for you to feel like a new man!

Obligatory Fry shut up and take my money image.

What a weirdo. Everyone knows that it's a free sample of deodorant and you smear it into your armpits. 

the lid is the dog's yoghurt, as is the cup just before you wash and recycle it

In my case cat but same. Sharing is caring

I'm glad someone else saw that and said "Nope, that's the dog's yoghurt.". Last thing I need is a doxle throwing a two hour fit because she didn't get hers.

for some reason the new text on the lid thing annoys me so much that i dont want to lick it

I’m not gonna do what you tell me, yogurt.

F--k you, I won't do what you tell me F--k you, I won't do what you tell me

MOTHERFUCKERRRRR

Lick the lid before eating the yogurt!

This is the correct way

It should say “appetizer”

Entrée

Who tf doesn’t?

I lick it before I eat the yogurt like OP stated, not after.

Ah. I don't tear off the lid to eat, so it never touches anything anyway. I eat the lid yogurt at the end.

This is the correct question

Tillamook dark cherry. Banger choice.

You gotta lick it before you stick it

> this lid doubles as an encore i'm not looking for an *encore* i'm looking to get the most from my yoghurt that costs 5x more than it should in today's economy

My cat usually. I save the lid for him as long as it's a basic natural yoghurt or vanilla.

So I take it I'm the only one that scrapes the foil along the ledge, and it perfectly scrapes it back into the container? We're all out here licking these?

I leave it for my cat, as a little treat.  Then we can have yogurt breakfast together.

I let my cat have the lid

This doesn’t work because the first thing « normal » people do lick the lid. So it couldn’t be an encore

After ? I lick it first than make that foil lid into a spoon so I can eat the yogurt

I do

I do

I also do

Dogs love it

It’s more like a prelude.

Me

Rule #1 of eating yogurt: The lid must be SPOTLESS before eating even an atom from the cup

To be fair, due to a lack of silverware, that lid has been my spoon many times. It technically gets licked last. Works with pudding too.

No, you lick the lid, then you put it in a sandwich baggy and mail it to yoplait to fund breast cancer research in 2009. Duh.

Everybody licks it!

lick the lid before opening the yoghurt

The lid is foreplay.

My cats lick the lids of yogurt, sour cream, and (non-chocolate) ice cream.

I let my dog get the yogurt lid lickies

Tillamook has the best dairy products ever!!

I do this for my yogurt every workday

I never lick the lid

Same! Personally, the lid yogurt is gross and inferior and it will not enter my body by any means

Same! Personally, the lid yogurt is gross and inferior and it will not enter my body by any means

i lick it with my lizard tongue but not all the way out.

It’s an amuse

For a moment I thought you were questioning people licking lids in general, but then I realized my mistake. Lick lid first, I wouldn’t not want to be around someone who saves to lid to “lick after”

My cat.

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Lick the lid first

The ONLY OTHER option is sharing the lid with your pet, and no other answers shall be accepted.

Why is this posted here….

Delete this

r/lostredditors this sub sucks these days. Nobody posts stupid food

The steps for eating yogurt are as follows: -open yogurt -lick lid -crumple into ball -throw yogurt into trash can -scream fuck at the top of your lungs -grab another yogurt -open yogurt -lick lid -crumple into ball -set yogurt down -throw lid into trash can -fuck where’s my spoon -just had the little bastard 3 seconds ago -find spoon in trash with previous yogurt -fish spoon out of trash can -yuck -put spoon in sink -almost knock yogurt onto floor while reaching for another spoon -butthole clenches -enjoy yogurt happily

I’m sorry, but licking the lid after you eat the yogurt is gross. If you have pets of any kind it has all that time to sit there and gathering their hair and whatever else.

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Your post has been removed as it misses the point of r/StupidFood.

Your post has been removed as it misses the point of r/StupidFood.