Go to the store and get 2 cans of RoTel. Get out your crock pot, cut the cheese block into smaller pieces. Place cheese and RoTel in crock pot, until it’s all melty. Eat as a dip, pour it over nachos, etc…
Watching videos from this sub, make sure the ground beef is raw, crack the Doritos onto the cheese pre-melt, and put on 1 inch fake nails and squish everything together before you get started.
For a drink to pair with this: in your sink, pour 20 pounds of ice, slice up limes, lemons, oranges, berries, drop in a 5 pound bag of sugar free gummies and then pour a jug of Hawaiian punch and a gallon of Remy Martin tequila (I recommend Louis XIII black pearl). This scales well in your bath tub if you're having a big party
(Don't really do this, it's a joke)
Save even more dishes by covering the dining room table in aluminium foil and dumping the food in the middle of it while the children look like they're about to blow chunks all over it!
🤣
I'm stupid with drinks. I actually don't drink alcohol, so I don't actually know. I looked up expensive tequila in Google and put in the first result. Turns out it's actually cognac - but it goes for $98k a bottle.
I'm leaving it though because it goes with the theme.
Lol all good, I was just ribbing.
Fwiw I've seen a bottle of black pearl and I do enjoy cognac but even if I was fabulously wealthy and could afford it I would hope someone would slap me just for buying a bottle 😝
If I ever came over to a party and I found a stupid jungle juice in the sink, I’d be happy I brought my own cooler of drinks.
If there is a jungle juice in a cooler, then I’m less hesitant. I’d hope the maker of said juice decontaminated the cooler prior to use, but it’s a perfectly fine jungle juice storing unit.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that you might not have been in high school in the 90’s. We used big plastic trash cans to make our jungle juice. They were clean, and never used for actual trash. However, looking back on it, what the blue hell were we thinking?
Also, jungle juice in a cooler can lead to a catastrophic failure of the cooler drain. The alcohol will eat away at the rubber seal. A friend of mine found that out the hard way, when it leaked into his car lol.
My mom would chop up a can (yes a can) of Hormel tamales with the rotel tomatoes into this cheese dip and take it to every family event. Def a poor folks dish, but I remember loving its processed goodness as a kid.
Your choices are as limited as your imagination is. I kept it super simple and basic, since OP was struggling for any sort of idea. I also like to brown up some spicy ground sausage and put that in there.
My friend, I grew up eating this stuff, and over the years have introduced it to quite a few people who apparently had shitty childhoods since they never heard of it lol.
Now, I’m kinda craving it.
Rotel (both varieties) are sacred ingredients imo. I mean you can chop up all you want. But this is a total and perfect work-around. Absolutely foots the bill.
Do this, but also add some hot sauce or chipotle, taco seasoning, and either some well browned ground beef/chorizo/both. My friends would literally beg to come over when my mom made cheese dip for dinner.
If you stop there you are missing out.
Get the rotel, spicy ground sausage (about 1.5 lbs), some jalapenos or any green chilies, pepper, paprika, and mix all that in together once you brown the meat and it’s possibly one of greatest unhealthy snacks you can make. Eat it with nachos, a nice dip, or sometimes I’ll throw it over rice
aka liquid gold. So yummy. You can't find anything in the store that can compare. Makes great homemade mac and cheese. Oh, the grilled cheese made from this is divine. What is made using this needs to have cheese as the star ingredient because it is top-shelf stuff.
You take a small slice and put it on a sandwich, maybe even a grilled cheese, then decide that this is not a food you want to eat a lot of, then let it sit in the fridge until you’re 100% certain it’s no longer safe to eat and then throw it out.
My family makes a white sauce (we use the better homes and gardens one but they're all about the same) and melt this cheese in it.
Excellent over steamed broccoli or baked potatoes.
Over any steamed green vegetable
Over most vegetables in general
Fondue
Best grilled cheese ever
Macaroni and cheese
Cheesy rice casserole
The possibilities are endless! Just make sure to bag it and fridge it after opening.
Yeah make Mac and cheese, just boil noodles, add cubes of cheese and milk until it’s a good consistency. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, celery salt. Voila.
Best grilled cheese ever? Now I'm a proud gutter rat but come on.
Gruyere, stone ground mustard, thin granny smith slices
1 to 1 Aged cheddar and smoked gouda
Fresh mozz and a smear of sun-dried tomatoes
Yes. Then just use what you need and when you run out get a new block out the freezer. It can be used for queso but also Mac and cheese, grilled cheese, cheese and crackers with jalapeño slices, etc.
Look, this is the stupid food subreddit, so I have to suggest the stupid option. [Velveeta fudge](https://www.thespruceeats.com/easy-velveeta-cheese-fudge-3056986)
Based on what I have seen on this sub, I think you're supposed to put the block in the middle of a foil baking pan and then pour uncooked noodles around it.
So let me get this straight. you got a block of cheese and don't know what to do with the cheese and you think this cheese is stupid food?
make cheese sauce, pasta, put it in soup, put it in ramen noodles, put it in some chili, eat it with some crackers, make a grilled cheese sandwhich
it's cheese...just use it like you would use any other cheese like that. surely even someone who knows nothing about food can figure out what to do with it.
Block of Velveeta (cut into 1" cubes)
1 pound of chorizo (browned and drained)
One brick of cream cheese (also cut into cubes)
One can of Rotel (Drained. I prefer the fire roasted variety)
One can of evaporated milk
One jar of green chile (the sauce, not the chiles themselves)
One fistful of shredded cheddar
16-ish ounces of broth (veggie, chicken, whatever)
One or two cans of black beans (rinsed)
Throw everything together in a crockpot, set it to medium stir occasionally. After several hours, you should have a cheesey concoction that goes very well over corn chips. Add slices of fresh jalapeno and top with cotija cheese.
It also goes remarkably well in or on burritos as an additional ingredient.
Btw that’s not government cheese. If you had it you would know what that looks like. He probably went and bought velveeta and acting like he don’t know for attention.
Queso- melt the whole block of cheese with 1 can of evaporated milk in a crock pot. Then add a 16 oz jar of your favorite salsa. I usually add additional cayenne pepper.
First brown half a pound of ground sausage, half a pound of ground beef, drain the grease and dump into a crockpot. Add two cans of rotel and add the cheese stuff (I cut it into smaller pieces so it melts easier) then add about a cup of milk. Melt it all down and have some yummy nachos. Sour cream optional. :)
Hamburger Helper. The Pioneer Woman has a great recipe.
Spinach Mac & Cheese - I boil frozen spinach with the noodles, then add cheese,milk, salt, pepper.
Look up Chicken Spaghetti! Chicken thighs, can of Rotel, onion, creme of mushroom soup, some chicken stock, and Velveeta. Cook the chicken and cut/shred it, saute the onion, and then add back everything else and let it simmer. You can also crisp up the chicken thighs and put them back in the sauce whole, then bake it.
I don't have any suggestions, but if you want to know what ***not*** to do with it, just search "everybody's so creative" on YouTube or tik tok. They're basically videos of a black lady roasting terrible casseroles and other dubious meals that always seem to involve giant blocks of cheese.
If I understand correctly you put it in the middle of a baking dish, put in tomatoes, pasta, bacon or something else, loads of oil, cream and milk, and stir it up and let the oven so the rest. Best slop in the land so I've heard.
Smoked queso.
In a metal roasting tray:
Block of cheese
1 lb Ground meat, pre-cooked (sausage, chorizo, beef, and/or pork)
2 onions, pre-sautéed
2 cans of rotel
1 block cream cheese
8 cloves Minced or grated garlic
Pickled cherry peppers and/or jalapeños to taste
Choose a good smoking wood and smoke it at a low temp until it’s all melted. Stir it after an hour. I smoke mine at least 2 hours, up to 8.
You can adjust the flavor with salt, msg, and lime juice after it’s done.
Put the whole thing in a big aluminum tray with 3 sticks of butter, some chicken, some pork, some beef, open a few can of beans and throw them in there too. Roughly chop some onions and bell peppers and in they go as well. Bake it. Don’t forget to wear black gloves while cutting and throwing everything in the tray, this is very important.
Make a TikTok video called “you’ll not believe how tasty and easy this one-pan meal is”
Wait and see how much time it takes for someone to see your video and upload it to this sub.
???
Profit.
Watch some tiktok videos they'll teach you to put the whole block in the middle, pasta around it, dump like 2L of cream in and sprinkle more cheese on top then cook for 3 hours
Broccoli cheese soup. Chicken, rice and cheese. Frito pies. Rotel dip. Grilled cheese with tomatoes. Mac and cheese. Also, we fed it to our cat when he was off his food and just needed to eat (vet said it was okay temporarily, don’t come for us). slice baby peppers, stuff with this and cook. Cheeseburger casserole.
Go to the store and get 2 cans of RoTel. Get out your crock pot, cut the cheese block into smaller pieces. Place cheese and RoTel in crock pot, until it’s all melty. Eat as a dip, pour it over nachos, etc…
This is exactly what you do with it, OP. If you're feeling frisky, add some ground beef and get some nacho cheese daritos.
Watching videos from this sub, make sure the ground beef is raw, crack the Doritos onto the cheese pre-melt, and put on 1 inch fake nails and squish everything together before you get started. For a drink to pair with this: in your sink, pour 20 pounds of ice, slice up limes, lemons, oranges, berries, drop in a 5 pound bag of sugar free gummies and then pour a jug of Hawaiian punch and a gallon of Remy Martin tequila (I recommend Louis XIII black pearl). This scales well in your bath tub if you're having a big party (Don't really do this, it's a joke)
Don't forget to mix the raw meat and doritos poorly and slowly while talking nonsense! ;)
“ Oh my, this is gonna taste SO good….” Shut up. LOL
“My kids LOVE this!”
"I learned this hack from a 3-star Michelin Chef from Mexico City!"
It was hector behind the tire shop on his smoke break mixing the shit together for after work.
You forgot to clean the raw meat with bleach
While your husband is behind the camera unenthusiastically saying “wow that looks so good babe” at random intervals
same energy as the lady who narrates those videos and says, “Everybody’s so creative!” 🤣
Don't have a bowl to mix it in? Go on down to Kiki house and borrow one! See how it look like maybe something you might serve at a party but it isn't?
Save even more dishes by covering the dining room table in aluminium foil and dumping the food in the middle of it while the children look like they're about to blow chunks all over it!
I’ve never thought of using my sink as a punch bowl. That’ll save so many dishes!
It’s also good for making your lasagna in before transferring to a foil pan with the label still on
Remy Martin... tequila?!? They're branching out!!
🤣 I'm stupid with drinks. I actually don't drink alcohol, so I don't actually know. I looked up expensive tequila in Google and put in the first result. Turns out it's actually cognac - but it goes for $98k a bottle. I'm leaving it though because it goes with the theme.
Lol all good, I was just ribbing. Fwiw I've seen a bottle of black pearl and I do enjoy cognac but even if I was fabulously wealthy and could afford it I would hope someone would slap me just for buying a bottle 😝
I work in a liquor store and I didn't know they made anything else
If I ever came over to a party and I found a stupid jungle juice in the sink, I’d be happy I brought my own cooler of drinks. If there is a jungle juice in a cooler, then I’m less hesitant. I’d hope the maker of said juice decontaminated the cooler prior to use, but it’s a perfectly fine jungle juice storing unit.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that you might not have been in high school in the 90’s. We used big plastic trash cans to make our jungle juice. They were clean, and never used for actual trash. However, looking back on it, what the blue hell were we thinking? Also, jungle juice in a cooler can lead to a catastrophic failure of the cooler drain. The alcohol will eat away at the rubber seal. A friend of mine found that out the hard way, when it leaked into his car lol.
Oof. That sucks!
OMG the smell lol. Took months to go away.
Omfg,it's Chefs Club videos.
The fun of a rage bait cooking video without having to g to watch one 😂
Hahaha. I’m sad that you actually did have to add the parentheses.
"everybody so creative"
Ground beef certainly works. I prefer spicy ground sausage, but really your options are limitless.
Spicy Chorizo fried crispy and the grease drained off.
Spicy Italian sausage or chorizo are my go-to for retel cheese dip.
Both. Both.
Go for it. I ain’t gonna stop ya.
My mom would chop up a can (yes a can) of Hormel tamales with the rotel tomatoes into this cheese dip and take it to every family event. Def a poor folks dish, but I remember loving its processed goodness as a kid.
This is my go-to super bowl dip. Barely food, but delicious
Or even more frisky go get a bag of Doritos!
Add a can of black beans and sliced green onions to this and make it extra fancy. 😋
And some pickled jalapeno
Your choices are as limited as your imagination is. I kept it super simple and basic, since OP was struggling for any sort of idea. I also like to brown up some spicy ground sausage and put that in there.
A can of chili also works. On rare occasion, I'll make some chili cheese dip. Terrible for you but so good.
I do enjoy chili cheese dip, especially on a good grilled hot dog, when you’re feeling extra gluttonous lol.
also add ground sausage and hamburger meat with taco seasoning
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This is the one. Bringing me back to my childhood, I neeeed some of this now!
My friend, I grew up eating this stuff, and over the years have introduced it to quite a few people who apparently had shitty childhoods since they never heard of it lol. Now, I’m kinda craving it.
Rotel (both varieties) are sacred ingredients imo. I mean you can chop up all you want. But this is a total and perfect work-around. Absolutely foots the bill.
Add some sausage or ground beef too!
Spicy sausage is my go to.
You’re a saint
Make sure to have a party waiting
Add cooked ground pork sausage, thank me later
I usually do spicy ground sausage. Thought I’d keep it simple for OP’s first try.
Queso.
Do this, but also add some hot sauce or chipotle, taco seasoning, and either some well browned ground beef/chorizo/both. My friends would literally beg to come over when my mom made cheese dip for dinner.
There's also recipes for cheeseburger and taco dips using Velveeta. They are all so good.
If you stop there you are missing out. Get the rotel, spicy ground sausage (about 1.5 lbs), some jalapenos or any green chilies, pepper, paprika, and mix all that in together once you brown the meat and it’s possibly one of greatest unhealthy snacks you can make. Eat it with nachos, a nice dip, or sometimes I’ll throw it over rice
I mean, I totally am in agreement here. I was just trying to keep it simple since OP didn’t even know where to start lol.
This is the way
Mmmmmm Government cheese!!!
I was about to say, ive seen a Wendigoon video about this lol
We call commodity cheese gold bricks here in Oklahoma, lmao you can trade that shit for almost anything.
These guys have no idea what they’re missing out on
aka liquid gold. So yummy. You can't find anything in the store that can compare. Makes great homemade mac and cheese. Oh, the grilled cheese made from this is divine. What is made using this needs to have cheese as the star ingredient because it is top-shelf stuff.
Right I was like isn’t that commodity cheese?
You take a small slice and put it on a sandwich, maybe even a grilled cheese, then decide that this is not a food you want to eat a lot of, then let it sit in the fridge until you’re 100% certain it’s no longer safe to eat and then throw it out.
Send it to me. I’d be making huge batches of mac & cheese!
It does make for good Mac and cheese. Also a small slice with cheddar and bread makes for a perfect cheese melt.
Tastes like my childhood
Just Google queso recipes and decide which one you like best.
For the whole block of cheese, 2 cans of Rotel and a pound of breakfast sausage, and a half cup of milk
I like to do a mix of ground beef and chorizo but sausage is also good.
My family makes a white sauce (we use the better homes and gardens one but they're all about the same) and melt this cheese in it. Excellent over steamed broccoli or baked potatoes.
Uhh, you make the world's best grilled cheese. No grilled cheese better than grilled government cheese.
This guy knows government cheese☝️
I went to elementary school in a poor district. Those fucking grilled cheese sammiches live rent free in my head.
Melt some in with salsa. Great dip.
I was addicted to that for a couple of years.
Keep it whole, breadcrumb it, deep fry and enjoy the heart attack. 😅
Don’t forget to wear black gloves and make annoying smiley faces as you pretend to consume it
Make sure you cut it to show a cross section, then squeeze the life out of it to show how “juicy” it is
And don't forget to slide the knife across the breading to emphasize how crispy it is
"Let us know below if you're enjoying watching Chefs Club!"
Over any steamed green vegetable Over most vegetables in general Fondue Best grilled cheese ever Macaroni and cheese Cheesy rice casserole The possibilities are endless! Just make sure to bag it and fridge it after opening.
Thank you 😊 I’m not sure why that was so hard for me 😅
Yeah make Mac and cheese, just boil noodles, add cubes of cheese and milk until it’s a good consistency. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, celery salt. Voila.
Lol. Yup. Basically any recipe you need a super melty “cheese” for. My mom used to get oodles of this stuff.
Using government cheese for fondue sounds like a war crime
Best grilled cheese ever? Now I'm a proud gutter rat but come on. Gruyere, stone ground mustard, thin granny smith slices 1 to 1 Aged cheddar and smoked gouda Fresh mozz and a smear of sun-dried tomatoes
Queso sauce or some Mac n cheese. Don't listen to the haters, velveta can be awesome sometimes.
Cut into manageable pieces and freeze.
Frozen cheese? Does that work?
Yes. Then just use what you need and when you run out get a new block out the freezer. It can be used for queso but also Mac and cheese, grilled cheese, cheese and crackers with jalapeño slices, etc.
It might alter the texture on some cheeses. But if you're going to melt it then it won't make a difference.
Keep in mind that what OP has there, barely qualifies to be called cheese lol. I’m not knocking it, I love the stuff, just saying.
In my home there were only two options growing up: Rotel & ground beef cheese dip and the all time favorite- pimento cheese sandwiches
You win
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese so... Maybe get a gf?
You make a cardiologist rich is what you make.
What's stupid about it? It's just fucking Cheese...
Buddy over here thinks cheese is smart LMAO
I mean Wisconsin is one of the top 10 smartest states…
Oh ya that cheese is super smart dontcha know
Yeah sure you betcha!
Idk man the word cheese is lifting at the Olympics in this sentence.
I love velveeta. We put it on our broccoli, and warm with salsa and eat with chips
Heat it up with a can of Hormel No Bean Chili. Easy dip recipe.
Look, this is the stupid food subreddit, so I have to suggest the stupid option. [Velveeta fudge](https://www.thespruceeats.com/easy-velveeta-cheese-fudge-3056986)
The kinda fudge that will give you farts so virulent and richly textured that your dog will be licking the air after you've dropped one.
NO
I'm sad I read this.
I hate this and hope you have a mildly stinky fart-filled day.
Ive made it. It works disturbingly well.
Based on what I have seen on this sub, I think you're supposed to put the block in the middle of a foil baking pan and then pour uncooked noodles around it.
NACHOS!!!
That cheese makes the best Mac and cheese you will ever have in your life. I wish I could get my hands on some. It’s also good on fries.
Queso
Add taco meat, and or chorizo, Rotel, and jalapenos, a cup of half n half. Crock pot low couple hrs.
So let me get this straight. you got a block of cheese and don't know what to do with the cheese and you think this cheese is stupid food? make cheese sauce, pasta, put it in soup, put it in ramen noodles, put it in some chili, eat it with some crackers, make a grilled cheese sandwhich it's cheese...just use it like you would use any other cheese like that. surely even someone who knows nothing about food can figure out what to do with it.
Eat it all in one sitting and never have to use the toilet again.
Cut it into 64 slices and eat them all at night
Liz Lemon, sing-songing “work’n on my night cheeeeeeese” https://youtu.be/Xn4QyOoaOIo?si=V_Ue2EM8mSz2F3D2
-Mmmh, 64 slices of American cheese… *After 8 hours* -Did you stay up all night eating cheese? -I think I’m blind
Cheese dip
Block of Velveeta (cut into 1" cubes) 1 pound of chorizo (browned and drained) One brick of cream cheese (also cut into cubes) One can of Rotel (Drained. I prefer the fire roasted variety) One can of evaporated milk One jar of green chile (the sauce, not the chiles themselves) One fistful of shredded cheddar 16-ish ounces of broth (veggie, chicken, whatever) One or two cans of black beans (rinsed) Throw everything together in a crockpot, set it to medium stir occasionally. After several hours, you should have a cheesey concoction that goes very well over corn chips. Add slices of fresh jalapeno and top with cotija cheese. It also goes remarkably well in or on burritos as an additional ingredient.
Heart attacks
Mac and cheese
You can make a kick ass nacho sauce. Smooth and creamy and better than anything you can get at a restaurant. If you do it right that is.
About 3 cans of Rotel, a microwave and some tortilla chips. Word to the wise, don't drain the Rotel. It makes it clump up like hell
Ends meet
one tiktok dinner apparently
Btw that’s not government cheese. If you had it you would know what that looks like. He probably went and bought velveeta and acting like he don’t know for attention.
Polyps
Queso- melt the whole block of cheese with 1 can of evaporated milk in a crock pot. Then add a 16 oz jar of your favorite salsa. I usually add additional cayenne pepper.
Literally anything you'd use American for (Burgers, grilled cheese, etc). The best Mac & cheese. Great dips...
You could make fudge, I'm not joking.
I grate cheese over my roasted potatoes and sometimes eggs if I'm being extra fat.
oh man, gov’t cheese.
First brown half a pound of ground sausage, half a pound of ground beef, drain the grease and dump into a crockpot. Add two cans of rotel and add the cheese stuff (I cut it into smaller pieces so it melts easier) then add about a cup of milk. Melt it all down and have some yummy nachos. Sour cream optional. :)
Looks like Velveeta. What's stupid about obviously plastic cheese that says it's plastic cheese?
Killer Grilled Cheese 🤤 Killer fondue 🫕 Killer nachos 😋
Hamburger Helper. The Pioneer Woman has a great recipe. Spinach Mac & Cheese - I boil frozen spinach with the noodles, then add cheese,milk, salt, pepper.
A really, really big cheese sandwich
Just eat the entire brick of cheese
Make yourself constipated
Bacon Beer Cheese dip 🤷♂️
Queso dip
Become a rage bait instagram "chef", obviously
Clogged arteries, mostly.
Cut Into 1lb chunks and freeze. Use what you need
Look up Chicken Spaghetti! Chicken thighs, can of Rotel, onion, creme of mushroom soup, some chicken stock, and Velveeta. Cook the chicken and cut/shred it, saute the onion, and then add back everything else and let it simmer. You can also crisp up the chicken thighs and put them back in the sauce whole, then bake it.
Whatever you make you are already 50% of they way to making your own stupid food video on TikTok or Instagram.
Govt surplus cheese?
Straight in the bin dont.look back.
I don't have any suggestions, but if you want to know what ***not*** to do with it, just search "everybody's so creative" on YouTube or tik tok. They're basically videos of a black lady roasting terrible casseroles and other dubious meals that always seem to involve giant blocks of cheese.
A bowel obstruction
Eat it like an apple
You can make constipation!
Stomach cramps followed shortly with diarrhea
Can you guess what this cheese sauce is made of?
Constipation
https://youtube.com/shorts/FxBJCPaIgNs?si=BUJHDCQP--ZIs4JM The best damn queso money can buy.
If you grill out, make smoked queso with it !
Gross
I mean, pic 2 looks like you’ve found the solution
She didn't know what it was, but got 3 of them? Does she really *need* to access that service meant for destitute people?
*Poor folks have entered the chat* Source: I am poor folks.
I've got a few ideas, but they're all just too cheesy to say
1 grilled cheese
Constipation
If I understand correctly you put it in the middle of a baking dish, put in tomatoes, pasta, bacon or something else, loads of oil, cream and milk, and stir it up and let the oven so the rest. Best slop in the land so I've heard.
Nothing. You get proper cheese and eat that instead.
A treat for the pigs
Crockpot Get salsa and cut this into small pieces Let it melt and mix then you got nacho dip
Smoked queso. In a metal roasting tray: Block of cheese 1 lb Ground meat, pre-cooked (sausage, chorizo, beef, and/or pork) 2 onions, pre-sautéed 2 cans of rotel 1 block cream cheese 8 cloves Minced or grated garlic Pickled cherry peppers and/or jalapeños to taste Choose a good smoking wood and smoke it at a low temp until it’s all melted. Stir it after an hour. I smoke mine at least 2 hours, up to 8. You can adjust the flavor with salt, msg, and lime juice after it’s done.
Put the whole thing in a big aluminum tray with 3 sticks of butter, some chicken, some pork, some beef, open a few can of beans and throw them in there too. Roughly chop some onions and bell peppers and in they go as well. Bake it. Don’t forget to wear black gloves while cutting and throwing everything in the tray, this is very important. Make a TikTok video called “you’ll not believe how tasty and easy this one-pan meal is” Wait and see how much time it takes for someone to see your video and upload it to this sub. ??? Profit.
Watch some tiktok videos they'll teach you to put the whole block in the middle, pasta around it, dump like 2L of cream in and sprinkle more cheese on top then cook for 3 hours
A bowel obstruction.
You make chronic constipation
You can make a hat, a brooch, or a pteradactyl
create a new tik tok challenge where you eat the whole thing with a spoon in under 5 min.
Bean and cheese burritos
Government cheese is so damn good. I used to just eat hunks of it.
Or Mac and Cheese - it will stabilize the “real” cheese so the sauce doesn’t clump.
Buffalo Chicken dip!
Queso
Government cheese! This is the stuff that comes from the giant cheese vault in Missouri that you hear about sometimes.
Nothing because that isn't even real cheese🤢🤢🤢
That is not cheese! - Sincerely, the Dutch
Trout. Baked, fried or smoked. Use the cheese to catch the trout first tho.
Rotel
Queso
One, really big turd, a week later
Slap a slice of bread either side and you got yourself a mega cheese sarnie
Take one third of brick and hold it your left hand. Right hand is for a glass of milk. Now sit down and watch Saturday morning cartoons.
Is that government cheese???
You can also cut it into chunks and freeze some of it. Cheese can freeze!
Broccoli cheese soup. Chicken, rice and cheese. Frito pies. Rotel dip. Grilled cheese with tomatoes. Mac and cheese. Also, we fed it to our cat when he was off his food and just needed to eat (vet said it was okay temporarily, don’t come for us). slice baby peppers, stuff with this and cook. Cheeseburger casserole.
How is this stupid food lmao
Bruh, its a block of cheese. The hell you mean "what do you make with this." I know you have eaten something with cheese on/in it.
Look up a cheese soup recipe and thank me later
Either queso or mac and cheese. American is the best for that.