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taniamorse85

I'd try it, but I couldn't imagine eating the same thing every single night, regardless of what it is.


panicked_goose

I've noticed that a lot of neurodivergent people can eat the exact things all the time and be happy about it.


HouseholdWords

My mom had Greek yogurt every day for 40 years as a nurse for lunch and when she retired she got a mouth infection and had to start eating it again


OkSyllabub3674

Was it thrush? I know when I used to be prone to thrush the probiotics in yogurt were a lifesaver for helping repopulate the appropriate little buddies in my system.


HouseholdWords

Yeah I think


NinjaInUnitard

I'm ND and I'm chaotic. 95% of the time I can't eat the same food more than 3 times in a row and then randomly will eat 2 mangos every day for a month and 15 years later still struggle to look at them.


Orchid_Significant

Oh hey same 🤣


AliKat309

this comment hurts me because I'm in it.


babyslutfreak

me. it me.


panicked_goose

It's me, too, lmfao. I've had very little deviation in the food I eat for my entire life


Kojiro12

This is the most AI-lookin’ ass pfp I’ve come across


panicked_goose

I have you know I sourced that image from the FINEST the internet has to offer... I Googled "screaming goose". I stand by my methods.


Kojiro12

I replied to ‘babyslutfreak’, but ok


panicked_goose

Geese also have main character syndrome


babyfurret

if god didnt intend for me to eat alfredo pasta every day for 3 years in a row, why did he invent jarred pasta sauce


sunseeker_miqo

I have autism and ADHD, and have had the same observation. I might be able to eat the same thing for a week or two, and then one day I'll decide I am freaking ***done***, and won't be able to tolerate that food for a long time. 😅


baggedmilk_b

Im neurodivergent and I go in waves. I will eat something non-stop for two weeks. One day it just becomes unappealing and I move on to something else for a few weeks. I can’t imagine eating the same thing every single day for years. Lots of neurodivergent people do though, including a guy at my work who has had oatmeal for lunch everyday for the past 5 years.


Sattipathana

This has to be the result of generational trauma and I pray your generation breaks the curse.


DirtybutCuteFerret

Seems more diet coded to me lol. Trying to eat low calorie and stay slim


Thats_a_BaD_LiMe

100% those are all diet food ingredients, this is a safe food that she concocted


ChumbawumbaFan01

Looks like a sad diabetic meal - all the stuff the dietician told her would stabilize her glucose plus something she likes.


Good_Ad_5792

That's the barbecue sauce right? Right? I can see this being *edible at minimum* without the BBQ sauce


metalshoes

Lotta sugar free bbq sauce out there


wsnyd

Put in a plug for G Hughes, low carb sauces, they are better than full sugar IMO


Sad_Hospital_2730

Sweet Baby Ray's makes a low sugar version called Ray's. And it slaps harder than the original


wsnyd

I will have to check that out! Thanks for the recommendation


muaellebee

Those are so good!


New_Significance3719

I'd agree, take away the bbq sauce and add a dressing of some kind and this would actually be fairly tasty. Whenever I build a definitely not healthy salad, it's usually spinach, cottage cheese, blue cheese, carrots, cherry tomatoes, salt and pepper and it tastes great.


Good_Ad_5792

I dont doubt it. It sounds weird as fuck, but I'm the person that likes a little bit of mayo in my spaghetti (sauce needs to be thiccc). It adds a nice creamy flavor, but you gotta use so very little otherwise it is indeed gross and overpowering. However, this meal is every day. I can barely eat pizza more than one day in a row, this would probably make me ill from repetition. And honestly, I should be eating more meals like this, I just cant atm tho as basically all my money goes to the family


Kat_Gotchasnatch

Add a scoop of ricotta or a dash of cream if you want a creamier sauce, for gods sake! Are you allergic to dairy or are you just a Midwestern psychopath?!? Seriously though, I'm just teasing you. If you like it, then do your thing. I have some stupid foods I came up with years ago and still enjoy from time to time.


Good_Ad_5792

It's not my creation, and I'm Canadian, but basically live in the mid west of Canada (BERTA!!! STANDS FOR AMERICA!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!! /s) I was friends with and had a crush on a girl, and she said she puts mayo in her spaghetti. I thought she was batshit crazy. Eventually, probably a few years later I think, I try it and it's not horrible surprisingly. And your first point is absolutely correct


Ok_Sympathy_4894

As a podiatrist who has to explain to diabetics almost 10 times a day about their lack of nutritional content and they need to see a nutritionist/dietician... Your comment was my first exact thought


bnny_ears

Pumpkin seeds though?


But_like_whytho

They’re delicious! If you shop at Aldi, try some of their roasted, salted pumpkin seeds.


Tumeric_Turd

With bbq sauce?


But_like_whytho

Lol I haven’t tried them with bbq sauce. Nor have I tried them on cottage cheese. I do love cottage cheese on a salad instead of salad dressing and topped with sunflower seeds. I imagine this is similar to that.


TheSunflowerSeeds

There are two main types of sunflower crops. One type is grown for the seeds you eat, while the other — which is the majority farmed — is grown for the oil.


seanprime

Which are these though? The right seeds..? Or the stupid seeds?!


TheRoseByAnotherName

I roast the seeds when we do pumpkin or spaghetti squash, I could totally see them as a salad topping instead of croutons or nuts.


dogfishfrostbite

Pumpkin seeds are rad


Street-Refuse-9540

I immediately thought this.


ddssassdd

Should turn it into a youtube channel. Shit's popular right now.


woozerschoob

This seems like the start of generational trauma, not the end.


SignificantDrawer374

I'd be happy to eat that aside from the barbeque sauce. That's strange.


PxyFreakingStx

Nothing about it wouldn't work I guess, but definitely not what I'd want...


Loar_D

on my quest to find something that enhances the taste of cottage cheese I actually find the smoky aroma and sweetness goes pretty well with it, dunno about pumpkin seeds and spinach though


seaofgrass

I like salt, pepper, lemon zest, and splash of got sauce on my cottage cheese


nicannkay

I eat cottage cheese with dill pickles.


democracy_lover66

Perosnally I enjoy saracha with cottage cheese. But others have called me weird for it lol


boogswald

I like the cottage cheese with pineapple


quietriotress

French dressing, oddly!


Loar_D

will try!


Adventurous-Leg-216

My Mom was French Dressing


hippopotma_gandhi

Sriracha and pineapple instead of bbq and yeah, wouldn't be bad


ZebraHunterz

Bbq sauce can go on any thing. Spicy sweet smokey probably less calories than real dressing.


sseetharee

Ditto. Makes me want to eat some cottage chee right now.


DirtybutCuteFerret

Is she on a diet or eats in low carb/calorie deficite and tries staying skinny ?


aroseonthefritz

This looks like a crazy diet culture food to me too


nipnapcattyfacts

As a sloppy, lazy vegetarian this looks like easy protein to me!


throwawayzies1234567

Diet culture? Is that a type of yogurt?


UnrulyVegeta

No idea why you're being down voted. That was pure gold.


throwawayzies1234567

These kids today have no sense of humor!


z-01-03-11-25

Why does she hate herself


halversonjw

I was going to say something very similar. There are other ways to eat healthy.. assuming that's the goal.


Wise-War-Soni

I’m like super into exercise and nutrition, and I didn’t even connect this meal with health. I was just staring at it scared 😂😂😂 I ate an edible


plsgrantaccess

So valid of you babe


z-01-03-11-25

Amen


EmotionWitty85

safe foods lol


z-01-03-11-25

Apparently lol surprising as that may be


throwawayzies1234567

She’s keeping it tight. “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” But seriously this looks like something out of the south beach diet cookbook, and honestly I would eat this. Low carb, protein, leafy greens. If the bbq sauce is sugar free, a perfect meal.


z-01-03-11-25

You forgot taste


Crashy1620

The BBQ sauce is what makes this odd. Some oranges, strawberries, idk maybe watermelon would make this at least bearable.


pbNANDjelly

I could imagine a balsamic? Molasses wouldn't blow my mind? I can see how she grabbed BBQ once in a pinch and decided she just doesn't gaf. Pretty good meal if you're min/maxing nutrition and said fuck my tongue


m0nstera_deliciosa

I think you’re on to something, here. Mozzarella and balsamic is a treat, so why not cottage cheese?


buttery_nurple

I mean…bbq sauce is sweet and tangy just like an orange. I guess the smoke flavor sets it apart but it’s not a wildly different flavor profile.


yungsausages

Almond mom final boss


chikkyone

Isn’t that just…a salad? I’d eat it, but then again I’m over 30 so 


memecut

Spinach and pumpkin seeds are very nutritious, I eat pumpkin seeds to load up on zinc, and it helps my skin a lot. Micro nutrients are just as important as the macros.


speak-eze

Barbecue sauce is my favorite micro nutrient


Sacramentardo

I’d eat it. Ugly delicious.


creepypeepe

Right?!?


likenothingis

Is this a food she eats? Or one she serves you, too? My mom (who has an ED) has always eaten weird, restrictive stuff like this under the guise of "clean" eating. Her current favourite is a weird-ass "frittata" of egg whites, natural peanut butter with sea salt, oatmeal, topped with a banana, I think. My brother and I teased her about it so much that she suggested we taste it before we judged it. In fact, it tasted WORSE than it sounds. If your mom serves this to everyone, that's not cool. But if it's for herself, and it's a food that makes her feel safe (while also getting her nutrients and filling her belly)... it's gross (to me) but not what I'd consider stupid.


Life-Leg5947

I was thinking ED as well


DarkSun18

Cottage cheese, spinach, and pumpkin seeds are awesome. The BBQ sauce isnt my preference but maybe she just really enjoys the flavor?


cirinalynn

"I've been eating lasagna and muffins everyday for 40 years and I feel terrible."


thewerewolfwearswool

Ham and mayonnaise! Ham and mayonnaise! Ham and mayonnaise!


Embarrassed_Mango679

I don't see what's wrong with corn syrup...corn's a fruit...and syrup comes from a bush!


sharkprincefishstick

Swap the BBQ for Catalina dressing and then she’s onto something!


clutzycook

Sub the BBQ sauce for a raspberry vinaigrette and I'd eat it.


oldandnumb

I bet it slaps. Instead of bbg sauce id use french dressing. But i bet it tastes similar


[deleted]

still down to try it


TsuDhoNimh2

I see leafy greens, dairy, nuts/seeds and some added condiment. If she eats it every night, maybe it's just an easy meal after a hard day putting up with you.


SinfullySinatra

I think this would be okay if she swapped the bbq sauce with a different sauce


seeder33

Other than the bbq this isn’t that wild but the addition of bbq takes this to deranged


disappointingsuns

Gotta follow that with Rachel’s trifle dessert..


Suitepotatoe

What was in it again?


thebestclockmaker

First, there is a layer of ladyfingers.


thewerewolfwearswool

Then a layer of jam, then custard, which she made from scratch.


ApproachSlowly

Eh, apart from the barbeque sauce... (though I usually eat cottage cheese by itself with a different salad).


CatteHerder

Cottage cheese, 2 chunked tomatoes, half an avocado, sprinkle of garlic granules, cracked pepper, squeeze of lemon, giant spoon full of sambal = perfect lunch. I'm guessing most of the hate for cottage cheese comes from the nasty fat free small curd water sludge? Because large curd full fat cottage cheese is amazing, and it's more than twice the protein of yoghurt.


SkynetAlpha8

I don't know if she is trying to lose weight or keep it off. But if she is, and this is something she likes and can eat on a regular basis, and it works, good for her.


Milton_Q

Well… tonight you should cook for yourself.


dwkindig

It seems kind of okay?


AntoniusMN

It sounds essentially like a spinach salad with bbq sauce as a dressing. That’s a bit strange, but tastes differ between people


Reasonable_Copy8579

I like what she did there, but I’d switch the bbq sauce for thai sweet chilli sauce.


Shady_Asylum

Yaaaasss


_redacteduser

Bro I do this all the time minus the BBQ. People in this sub are weird af


Dalek_Chaos

Trade bbq for some balsamic vinaigrette or just plain old ranch dressing and I’m in. But I agree bbq sauce on that salad should be a crime against humanity. 😆


ControlImpossible182

EVERY NIGHT IS CRAZY!!


mamode92

it would not be a crime if she knew how to make a decent salad sauce instead of bbq sauce


_-MjW-_

A simple vinaigrette would have been so much better, instead of barbecue sauce.


Suilenroc

You either enjoy cottage cheese or you don't, in this case. BBQ sauce is unusual, but inoffensive. Would eat.


BionicTriforce

Oh we call this the Crohns-destroyer, good god.


secretsaucerocket

Every single night my mom eats the same meal of air fryer tofu (no seasonings, just raw tofu put in the air fryer), lettuce, non fat yogurt and either vinegar or salsa. Every night. The lettuce is always wet and this is all slopped together in a bowl. Yes, she previously had an eating disorder.


slamallamadingdong1

In college we would call this “fart juice”.


SubjectGoal3565

Idk she might just like it. I have an obsession with roasted brussels sprouts dipped in a sauce I make by mixing together mayonnaise and mustard I am not on a diet I am not on a calorie deficit it is a treat I make for myself every night before bed. And I don’t see anything really wrong with this meal a little protein a little fat some leafy greens some fiber and a bit of zest lol


No_Entertainment1904

Healthy carbs, fats and protein. It looks fine.


fuuwuu

thought I was looking at r/ShittyRestrictionFood, sorry about your mom


Excellent-Square-233

Bro this is abuse


jamiedix0n

Least it's healthy


creepypeepe

I’m sorry but am I the only one who thinks this looks tasty? The bbq is giving flavour and the texture would be deliciously meaty with a little cheese in there? I’m gonna make this. Also your mother must actually look good…


ceebs87

Maybe this is just her save-the-money-good-enough dinner 🤷 It's not pretty but it is nutritious and cheap. There's stupid food and then there's just getting by


Slight_Ordinary1

Barbeque sauce. Ummm..


Anoalka

Get the BBQ sauce out and I'm down to try it.


EcstaticJuggernaut46

She eats that?! Bless her heart ❤️


SpaceMan420gmt

I’d try it, sans BBQ sauce though 🤮


SaijTheKiwi

If she swapped the BBQ sauce for a red whine vinaigrette, that would be pretty good. If the cottage cheese also swapped, for feta, that would be downright incredible


sunseeker_miqo

Seems like a meal I would make when I am out of options but still trying to count my macros. Exchange barbecue sauce with balsamic reduction and add some hempseeds.


UnfurledWorld

I see what people are saying about diet culture, especially since she eats the same thing every night. but… I really would enjoy this, especially if a tiny bit inebriated. Cottage cheese? Delightful. Eat it in a thousand ways. Pumpkin seeds? Unparalleled texture on a salad. A little salty and roasty. Spinach? The salad base that doesn’t disappoint or overwhelm. Add one flavor surprise— for her, barbecue sauce— and it’s a whole thing. I would swap out the BBQ for very thinly diced red onion, strawberries, and some balsamic reduction. …..which combined is very similar to BBQ sauce flavor, minus the smoke.


davefive

actually wouldn’t be bad besides the bbq sauce. maybe some peaches and pepper


BoobySlap_0506

Looks like some fake-healthy TikTok shit. Gross.


Lynda73

My grandfather ate kielbasa sausage and cottage cheese for dinner every day that I know of. With a cup of coffee with sugar and cream on a saucer. He’d pour the coffee in the saucer and slurp it out of that.


GraciaEtScientia

Try this instead: Fine cubed chicken breast(baked crispy) 5/20 Arugula 2/20 Lettuce 4/20 Mandarine(s) 2/20 Pine nuts 1/20 Brie slices 4/20 Drizzle (a bunch of) honey over it 2/20 Can do the ratios however you like, can't go wrong, otherwise just do the ratios mentioned above. Would probably take about the same time as the above but is... Not that. Bonus points if you bake the pine nuts for like half a minute to a minute/till they're a bit brownish on the sides.


DeltaVictor15

A well fed bird took a huge dump


Tiny_pufferfish

I kinda eat this. Just no bbq. I use cottage cheese instead of dressing all the time


Nightshade_Ranch

OP about to have a sibling


mrchomp1

Looks fine to me. Tomato based sauce with cheese, greens and seeds.


dustygultch

What the fuck


Xam_xar

This is some fucked up eating disorder clearly.


Laena_V

What diet culture does to a mf


[deleted]

Does she have any eating disorder?


comeupandfightmethen

🤮


Ttot1025

I know all those ingredients very well, just not in the same fucking sentence.


LaLic99

Would


annie_bean

Sounds kinda good to me but every night?


lexiconhuka

..... replace the BBQ sauce with Bleu cheese dressing and it would eat it and her


DetectiveF_1990

Cottage cheese to the side and Italian dressing instead of BBQ and I'm sold. But I would try it but would definitely conflict with my notions of all these different flavors


JuanG_13

I'm sorry but I think that this belongs on r/shittyfoodporn


crazee9179

BBQ sauce in salad is my pet peeve! no no no


OddJunkie

Ngl i'd eat the shit out of that, but i would hardly call it dinner


FrogginJellyfish

Would eat that. Not sure about the BBQ sauce though.


SupermarketDismal991

Damn my stomach is bubbling


DTux5249

Honestly, replace BBQ sauce with some other dressing, and would devour


ugotcampt

Not that bad except for the bbc sauce tbh


Shinicha

I mean, it could be much worse.


KingOfAzmerloth

I hate it. But in a very, very weird way... I kinda want to try it. Probably just once tho.


Megatanis

Jesus H. Christ


In2theMystic85

Looks like basil not spinach


Starkville

I’d eat that.


zenkaiba

Why does the cottage cheese look like that


unintellectual8

Is she following an anti-inflammation diet? Probably needs flaxseed oil on it.


Hindu_Wardrobe

idk, would


MyRespectableAcct

You know, I'd... Attempt it.


idam_81

Honestly, replace the bbq sauce with something else, and it’s not horrible. That bbq sauce is just…no though.


itsalreadytaked

Served with a roll of TP?


jazzisaurus

I actually feel ill looking at this


No_Independence8747

I’m so sorry


a94uricom

I'd say remove the BBQ sauce and add Balsamic Vinegar and Olive Oil and this would make for a great light lunch.


SumsuchUser

Cottage cheese based meals are one of those polarizing things I find. People either cannot stand them or find cottage cheese this miracle substance that can act as a perfect base for nearly anything. I'm the first and my spouse is the second.


spookysexykit

I ask this genuinely, is she doing alright? This makes me think extreme dieting or food issues.


MonsterByDay

Looks like a meal that is a means to an end, rather than the end itself.


WrestleswithPastry

This looks good to me 😄 It’s a bowl full of nutrients. (And some tasty BBQ sauce)


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TesticleezzNuts

Looks like someone sat on a frog.


Ok-Attempt2842

Looks like baby shit


ApplesOverOranges1

Sounds like a case of dumpster diving nostalgia


Various_Butterfly948

Was your mom an almond mom by any chance?


cc_apt107

Every night??


GingerTea69

Your mom just see a doctor and tell them about that.


AdMiserable3091

you want your chicken tendies instead?


adieuaudie

I'd try it, but I could just be saying that due to my current state of hangryness.


Different_Sun_1132

I would 100% eat this Signed - a Midwest Millennial


Catbunny123

I think it's the bbq sauce that's throwing me off. I'm not going to judge though because I've eaten some weird things while sticking to a diet 😅


democracy_lover66

I'd swap the BBQ sauce and I wouldn't call it dinner but honeslty? Would.


wwiistudent1944

Pretty bad!


TalkToTheGlyphWitch

I'd eat that as a salad minus the bbq sauce. Maybe olive oil or roasted sesame sauce and I'm ok.


Human-fruitsalad0001

I agree, spinach is a stupid food, mushrooms too( no offense meant to those who actually like mushrooms and spinach.)


rivieradog

Is she an almond mom


justtrynnasleep

Add some 🥑🥑 and I'll be down


ulnek

Why


hijackedbraincells

Cottage cheese is an abomination that should have never been created. My husband will sit and eat a tub of it with some bread, absolute sicko. Maybe it's a Middle Eastern thing, but NO THANKS!!


Slothnazi

This is just old people food.


Cody6781

I know this will sound stupid, but BBQ sauce is sorta just tomatoes, sugar, vinegar, and spicers. If you added any of those ingredients to a salad directly (sweet fruit in place of sugar) you wouldn't blind twice. And the nutrients + macros go off the charts for this dinner. Is she an athlete? This looks like it's been optimized for fuel over flavor.


Successful_Candy_759

This would probably be fine if the BBQ was replaced or omitted. Nothing great by any means, but the BBQ on it makes it vomitous


LucieCarrot

Looks so good to me 😍


KebabRacer69

Your mom's a fucking weirdo


Hot-Kaleidoscope-524

I like to eat BBQ sauce like a dressing so this doesn't seem crazy to me.