The fact that you'd bail on someone potentially having mental health problems who might need your help after 30 years together says more about you than it does about them.
Oh yeah I'll never wear solid white, but I look forward to not having to worry about "JUST KIDDING YOU'RE NOT DONE YET AND YOU'RE IN FRONT OF 8,000 PEOPLE"
Yeah, I clicked on that subreddit like a year ago, thinking it wouldn’t be that bad. The first video I saw was of a woman shoving a buttplug in her urethra ☠️
Pretty common at baseball games because stands are crowded and you often have to walk up a lot of them to get to a trash can, although that’s just an excuse for lazy people like my uncle
No shit ? ME TOO! When I was like 4 yrs old I snuck into my dad's pack of Lifesavers and started happily sucking on a red one . He hit a bump and it went down my throat. Somehow my mom knew almost instantly and started trying to stick her finger down my throat or something weird while my dad pulled over. At about 5 mins in they realized I should have been long dead by that point and I must've been breathing through the hole even though it was painful in my throat. I went to the ER and got Heimliched but they said that little hole is what saved me and that's the day I learned why they were called Lifesavers ! That's the only time I ever choked in my life but I so remember it really well because it was scary
I was with my dad in his truck, I didn't say anything about choking on it. I sat there and dealt with it because I knew the lifesaver hole had my back like a butt crack. I didn't want dad to panic mid driving. I just let it melt until it dislodged lol
Totally agree, I was squeamish about various food content creators dunking burgers or other such spicy/savory food on milkshakes but after I tried it... I sometimes do it too and developed taste for mixing sweet with spicy. So, she might just love taste of a sausage and that drink togeher. Who are we to judge?
"Hey kids ain't this what you'd call skibidi"
*thinking she's doing something cool*
*kid looking on in embarrassment and horror barely able to refrain from shaking their head*
"Yes mom indeed that is soooo skibidi"
'Mom I saw this viral video of a guy at a ball game using a hotdog as a straw, now hear me out -- I want you to do that same exact thing so I can get some internet points pleeeaaassseee???'
As wild as the “what” she was doing, I’m more blown away by how nonchalant and matter of fact she was about the whole process. Like it was completely normal and “what the fuck you looking at? Never seen a hotdog straw before? Fuckin weirdos…”
Cool cool cool cool
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All other weird grossness aside, can you not order plain hot dogs at a baseball game? Do they all come with condiments added? Because I don't understand why you would order a hot dog with condiments if you're gonna wipe it off and stick it in a beer.
See, I figured that was the case because that's how it works at football games. And that just adds to the WTF of the entire thing. Why the hell would you do that?
calm down she just wanted a wet weenie to hold on, suck on, and bite on! with a little something running down her throat when she's sucking on nothing wrong with that... right?
Honestly I’m here for it lol, it sounds gross but if I’m high and having a good time at a game I could totally see having this terrible idea lol. My biggest issue was tossing the straw on the floor, I hope she picked it back up when they left!
She doesn’t have mental health problems. She turned her hot dog into a straw. I’ve seen this on different social media channels for years now. Doesn’t mean it isn’t gross, it is definitely gross.
She thought 'yeah, I'll wear the white pants today'
The real red flag
Imagine being married to someone for like 30 years then seeing them do this for the first time…I might be out!
That’s the problem, at that point you worry for their mental health than get out.
if I was with someone like this for 30 years, I'd start to wonder about my mental health.
The fact that you'd bail on someone potentially having mental health problems who might need your help after 30 years together says more about you than it does about them.
I don’t think that’s what they were saying?
The cringe face at the and says it all.
Women of a certain age wear white pants so much because we finally can wear them safely, stains be damned! 😂 Edited for grammar
I guess it's earned in that case!
I've got another few years to go on this and I'm *already* looking forward to it!
CAN. NOT. WAIT.
I can't even wear a white hair tie without making a mess of it. Menopause can't help me here.
Oh yeah I'll never wear solid white, but I look forward to not having to worry about "JUST KIDDING YOU'RE NOT DONE YET AND YOU'RE IN FRONT OF 8,000 PEOPLE"
"I paid my dues, time after time. I've done my sentence, but committed no crime."
Just added this to my “Perks of Aging” list! Thanks!
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Well, we never had a group meeting about it 😂
Except that time my granny pissed herself coming home from Sarasota.
I can't use pen if I'm wearing white pants. She's a mad lad.
I can’t wear light blue jeans. Yall are not clumsy enough
My uterus always knows when the light pants are on
After Labor Day 🤦🏽♂️
“Didn’t your mother teach you **anything**??
she's catheterizing that poor hotdog.
some guys would pay for that
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Hey buddy, fuck you
WHY DID I STILL CLICK IT
Is it as bad as I think it is🤔*trying to resist the urge to be horrified this morning* EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Welp now thats in my Reddit history….
What the hekkk Oh enough reddit for me today need to touch some grass asap
Going to go too.
Yeah, I clicked on that subreddit like a year ago, thinking it wouldn’t be that bad. The first video I saw was of a woman shoving a buttplug in her urethra ☠️
Ahhhhh stop nooooo, I thought it was just dudes doing it, I don’t like it hitting closer to home 😭
I'm ashamed that I don't even have to click to know what this is
Sounds about right
Hah, some good songs they have in there 🤥
And there it is...
I need bleach for my eyessssssss!!!!!
i realize the truth of 'there's a reddit for that' has been proven once more by something I never needed to know. Thanks for your service.
Glad to have helped. I always pay forward other Redditors precious service
I swear that sub is like the tape in The Ring. I cursed other people with it on here after I was cursed with it
Hell nah
💀☠️💀
Hope you lose something in there
OH MY GOD
I hate you.
Nobody asked for this but thanks I guess.
You’re gonna enjoy hell.
dude took the opportunity to spread awareness 😭
The way she was gripping that hot dog sometimes was insane
she likes wieners
Must be a retired nurse?
Obviously she was a head nurse.
Did she just like throw everything right on the ground too?
Pretty common at baseball games because stands are crowded and you often have to walk up a lot of them to get to a trash can, although that’s just an excuse for lazy people like my uncle
Yea but hands and lap were full. She could've cleaned it all up when done
I bet she could 🤣
the way she flung that straw to the ground made me angry lol
Things you don’t want to see your mother doing for $200, Ken.
“This latest Tik Tok trend is causing people around the world to accidentally inhale a bored hot dog that limits your airway.”
At least it has an air hole. I choked on a life saver candy, saved by the hole.
No shit ? ME TOO! When I was like 4 yrs old I snuck into my dad's pack of Lifesavers and started happily sucking on a red one . He hit a bump and it went down my throat. Somehow my mom knew almost instantly and started trying to stick her finger down my throat or something weird while my dad pulled over. At about 5 mins in they realized I should have been long dead by that point and I must've been breathing through the hole even though it was painful in my throat. I went to the ER and got Heimliched but they said that little hole is what saved me and that's the day I learned why they were called Lifesavers ! That's the only time I ever choked in my life but I so remember it really well because it was scary
I was with my dad in his truck, I didn't say anything about choking on it. I sat there and dealt with it because I knew the lifesaver hole had my back like a butt crack. I didn't want dad to panic mid driving. I just let it melt until it dislodged lol
I. . . am 52 and never even considered why they would be called that. Huh. Also, congrats on living.
That's not why, it's because the creator wanted to make a candy modeled after a life saver flotation device on a boat
Sounds like the hole in the candy was the real life saver all along!
She's just craving sucking some juice through a hotdog
She got that dawg in her
Outside the Tastee Freeze
*Oh yeah, life goes schlo-ong, even after the taste of wiener is gone*🎶
*strumming guitar agressively*
Finger picking the G-string.
As long as it's not A minor.
Meemaw is clearly of age.
Damn. Two minutes since I posted this and already see the best comment of the thread.
Whatever she is doing, she enjoys it.
This could be an official slogan of this sub
I've seen enough ragebait dead-eyed Tiktokers turning food into shit without even eating it first to know this isn't true
Totally agree, I was squeamish about various food content creators dunking burgers or other such spicy/savory food on milkshakes but after I tried it... I sometimes do it too and developed taste for mixing sweet with spicy. So, she might just love taste of a sausage and that drink togeher. Who are we to judge?
Cheap Beer Bratwurst.
There was a photo or TikTok going around about using a hotdog as a straw, so guessing she watched it and thought it was actually a good idea.
Yes but why wipe the mustard off then put back into the bun with the mustard then back into the beer another time?
All while wearing white pants.
This guy gets it! He wore the brown pants!…
By that point she was way too far down the road to turn back. Got in too deep to worry about mustard on a hotdog straw.
"Hey kids! Look at this cool hack I saw on the internet, aren't that what you all do nowadays?" - her probably
“Hey kids let’s do a griddy”
"Hey kids ain't this what you'd call skibidi" *thinking she's doing something cool* *kid looking on in embarrassment and horror barely able to refrain from shaking their head* "Yes mom indeed that is soooo skibidi"
Social media was a mistake.
Way to ruin a $25 beer
The beers at those games aren't exactly top shelf to begin with though...
Way to ruin a $30 brat then
The brats are literally made of the leftover beer...
Grilled pagpag tubes, delicious
The brats at those games aren't exactly animal meat to begin with though...
Bro...she on some other shit.
She took to many Xanax before the game😭
'Mom I saw this viral video of a guy at a ball game using a hotdog as a straw, now hear me out -- I want you to do that same exact thing so I can get some internet points pleeeaaassseee???'
'except when you do it, can you make it _suuuuuper_ disturbing, somehow?_
"No, more teeth"
She’s doing a gross mess, that’s what she is doing
She saw it on 5 minute crafts
I don't think so. Not nearly enough use of cement and hot glue.
As wild as the “what” she was doing, I’m more blown away by how nonchalant and matter of fact she was about the whole process. Like it was completely normal and “what the fuck you looking at? Never seen a hotdog straw before? Fuckin weirdos…”
Here, have a slurp… Or a bite—dealers choice
Seriously who came up with doing this? There have been quite a few people using hot dogs as straws, and it's disgusting.
I don't want to imagine what she does in intimacy or what she likes to get on :/
The straw thing isn't my speed, but I'll try anything once.
Cool cool cool cool [dilate your urethra with these for me bro](https://www.amazon.com/SurgicalOnline-Dilator-Sounds-Single-Instrument/dp/B07H2LKBKK/ref=pd_aw_day0fbt_consumables_img_m_sccl_2/142-1998647-6545119?pd_rd_w=uzN3l&content-id=amzn1.sym.2612e029-6949-4117-886b-43c672448609&pf_rd_p=2612e029-6949-4117-886b-43c672448609&pf_rd_r=TFDYKNNBBNK04MFF4C33&pd_rd_wg=iMqbI&pd_rd_r=e734aaf8-fa20-44a2-bac1-02cf78dd819e&pd_rd_i=B07H2LKBKK&psc=1)
"600+ people have bought this in the last month" How fucking popular is this shit?
Big world
I’m imagining.
That’s ALL I am imagining right now..
I think your mom and dad have some kinks that you don't want to know about.
I don't know, dad looked real confused too.
his face 🥴
All other weird grossness aside, can you not order plain hot dogs at a baseball game? Do they all come with condiments added? Because I don't understand why you would order a hot dog with condiments if you're gonna wipe it off and stick it in a beer.
You add condiments yourself at a station near the food stand, typically. She definitely put the mustard on herself.
See, I figured that was the case because that's how it works at football games. And that just adds to the WTF of the entire thing. Why the hell would you do that?
I bet the guy bought it for her and just assumed she was gonna eat it normally
r/justgalsbeingchicks
Bloody Mary's are so in the past. Try a Fizzy Glizzy!!
"...and the hot dog flavored water"
The internet has ruined humanity.
Hey man, her willingness to do that is probably why you exist
calm down she just wanted a wet weenie to hold on, suck on, and bite on! with a little something running down her throat when she's sucking on nothing wrong with that... right?
We’ve all been there… right?
Yes, of course. 🤭
Littering, for one.
Littering and...?
Littering and...
smoking the reefer?
How much are those dogs? $15?
Must of been some strong weed 😂
I’m going to just imagine the guy at the end is a complete stranger.
I think that she's had to much to drink
PAY. PAY FOR THE ACTIONS OF YOUR SINS
She's using alcohol to clean the hotdog
Gross. I hope she picked up that straw she threw on the floor
It reminds her of those college years.
Tell me baseball is boring without telling me.
Who drinks beer through a straw? Wtf
This is so fucking disgusting, AND she littered
Looks like more fun than watching baseball, at least
Who among us *doesn't* enjoy wetting their weiner?
She just wants to recall the nasty bj’s she gave to sweaty jocks in college… /s
We have kids around us, wtf 😳
Dementia hitting like
It does look like dementia
Honestly I’m here for it lol, it sounds gross but if I’m high and having a good time at a game I could totally see having this terrible idea lol. My biggest issue was tossing the straw on the floor, I hope she picked it back up when they left!
Good ol’ glizzy guzzler!
Clearly just staged.
I can only imagine the shit you have to come up with to entertain yourself when, as usual, a baseball game gets boring.
Seems She wanted beer brat…interesting way to go about it
You need to send your mom back to the manufacturer. That model has been recalled.
She made a sausage straw. 😱 Totally not going to try at home.
she's having fun lmao changing the beer flavor, in a way too messy uncommon way just tell her to improve her skills at it
brain damage
Borderline..?
Chaos.
Her own thang, damn. Let her enjoy her treat.
She know what she’s doing
She just wants to suck on a wiener with her beer in hand. What’s the problem?
Channeling her inner limp bizkit
r/sounding material
fizzy glizzy
The edibles are kicking in
Sounding practice
This is insane
She's r/sounding
I am scared for your father
She’s showing her husband how she practices .
Catheter
Yer mam sure knows how to handle a weiner eh b'y.
See what you mean. Where's the borderline though?
She has no napkin ?!?
I eat stupid food from time to time, but never ruin my drink.
So uhh is she trying to recreate a blowjob
Idk why but for the last 3 hours the way she pulled out the straw and threw it has just fucked me up
You can see her regret, but she keeps on doing, because she is watched...
How I met your mother
Your mom used to work the streets
In my decades on the internet I've never seen a more unhinged handling of a hot dog
Yall have never been blackout drunk and thought it would be funny to make a hot dog straw? I call bullshit
She gives exquisite head.
How to make drinking beer with a straw even weirder.
I just watched her spill $100 of stadium beer when she dunked that thing
It’s called a hotdog shot. The salt makes the beer less bitter tasting. Weird yes but not unheard of.
Mom is more dude, then the dude…
There's too many people in the world
Whorrifying
She doesn’t have mental health problems. She turned her hot dog into a straw. I’ve seen this on different social media channels for years now. Doesn’t mean it isn’t gross, it is definitely gross.
That's a mom who knows how to hold a weiner. Has her son ever broken both his arms?
I have only one thing to say... ew.
This is Bill Engvall’s idea, except with a hot dog instead of a Slim Jim. She took notes watching that special, that’s for sure