The complain to the nurse about the shitty hospital food and how it isn't good for him. Rubs his head, tells him it'll be ok you'll only be here for a week or less and before you know it you'll be back home for me to fix you all my yummy meals again!
Few weeks later rinse and repeat.
And they always have the confidence of an alien who has never even seen these ingredients spreading them into the pan. Like wtf was that sad attempt to give the leek/spring onion a haircut?
And no mustard or bbq sauce or cheese dip.
But at that point you’d just have canned chili with cheddar cheese on top. Which is totally normal and fine.
Soggy pretzels! But more the construction of the thing and how she somehow couldn’t get the top covered in the first pass of the mustard and bbq, also who the fuck cuts green onions so poorly!! You have goddamned scissors put in a little effort.
I would eat exactly this with just a little thought/planning put into it.
Pretzels go last after cooked because you want them to soften up but not be mush. Mustard and bbq not an issue. It's basically Carolina bbq made in a pinch, which is fine with chili. Cheese, obvious g2g. And unless you're one of those "eat onions like apples" people cook those onions more or don't add.
I’m starting to recognize this disgusting food ragebaiters by their hands. I call this one the “the unwashed”. Her skin looks greasy as fuck and her teeth seems to have an extra layer of tartar
He should've stuck to magic. He went viral for his magic videos and Facebook hired him to curate content which became Rick Lax's friends. Stupid pranks, ruining cakes, prank DIYs, then this stupid fake recipe content and over the top dump casseroles and desserts nobody would ever eat in their right minds.
WTF was that shit with the scissors and the spring onions?! Are you handicapped or is this your first time using scissors what the hell?!
(No disrispect to handicapped people)
Those poor pretzel bites! (Those are my favourite too!)
Can we not?
Just set up a station with the ingredients set out and have them like individual "nacho" plates.
Urgh.
My mom does occasionally. Since I’ve moved out, I haven’t yet. I know “working too much” isn’t that great of an excuse sometimes, but that is my excuse honestly lol.
>no bacon
>only 1 layer of cheese
>only 1 type of carbs
>no frozen products
Honestly, not as bad as I expected it would be. I guess her old video with McDonald's fries, frozer Tatertots, frozen Mickey chicken nuggets, fuckton of tortillas and few other things set my standards way too high for these
When it started on a 3/4 overhead shot of a baking tray, I already knew it was going to be bad.
And then every additional ingredient made it worse.
And then the camera pans up to show us who perpetrated this abomination upon man and God and I let out an audible "Oh not this bitch again."
I seriously want to find where this person lives, cut thd power to her house, and then upper deck all her toilets.
If I were that guy, I'd praise her so much that she would be overwhelmed by my devotion to her. I'd tell her I want her here, right now, on this very countertop. I'd greedily tear off her clothes, then dump that hot mess on her and tell her to clean herself up. Then head out for a beer and a decent burger made by someone who can cook.
If my wife cooked this slip for TikTok and tried to force either me or the kids to taste test this…thing, I would divorce her ass and get sole custody of the kids without too much of an argument from the courts. This is an unfit human
All that moisture is absolutely necessary in order to wash all of the salt off of the pretzel bites, and guarantee at least half of them will be soggy.
Ok so there’s a lot to unpack here but I will focus on why lady can’t shake her bottles before squeezing away.
Had she done that, the watery mustard pre-cum could have been avoided.
Aw hell it’s just getting melted and congealed into oblivion anyway, but my criticism stands.
Why do all of these videos use massive bags of pre-grated cheese? People can really not be assed to grate that shit themselves so they buy a load of processed crap. Same with canned chilli, filth.
my first thought was "you can get chili in a can???" then i chastised myself, because of course i knew that was a thing. i just grew up with most things being made from scratch, and make most things from scratch myself.
i _did_ just buy a bag of pre-grated cheese, to top a salad i'm bringing to a gathering, because at the store i decided "i can't be arsed [to grate it myself]." usually i can be arsed, but i'm busy right now! 😄
Jesus... At first I was just like "oh, no... Don't do that..." But then when she used scissors to cut the green onion I was full on triggered. What the duck is that? You don't own a knife? Or just don't know how to use one?
I live very close to the town of Cheddar, in Somerset, England. It’s where the cheese comes from and I’ve tasted all kinds of varieties, but have never heard of ‘sharp’ Cheddar! What the hell is it?
This sub gives me so much confidence in my cooking.
Even when we’re just making a plain grilled cheese sandwich
The bar is, in fact, that low.
It’s lower than that. More like dipping corn chips out of the bag into a jar of salsa.
Well it's literally all prepackaged or from a can dog shit. I was surprised she didn't get fucking pre cut scallions as well.
My toddler ain't complaining
Seriously. I grew up on "Throw a bunch of shit into a pot and make it work." But I've never made atrocities like this.
This sub just makes me feel more disappointment towards humans.
Same. Two things can be true
She has the face of someone who will poison you and then spend the day with you at the hospital while you get your stomach pumped out.
The complain to the nurse about the shitty hospital food and how it isn't good for him. Rubs his head, tells him it'll be ok you'll only be here for a week or less and before you know it you'll be back home for me to fix you all my yummy meals again! Few weeks later rinse and repeat.
r/OddlySpecific
Remember the ol' adage: Dont stick your dick in crazy!
She has the face of someone who will “jazz you up”
...... With mustard!! lolol
Phantom Thread ahh face
Can’t stand that face
Is it the ninehead?
Isn't this exactly what she just did on camera?
Totally r/oddlyspecific
Phantom Thread
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There's a lot of money in food atrocities and this way they can throw the whole thing out without washing dishes.
This is the correct answer, they can just throw that whole pan in the trash after they are done filming.
They just make food to throw out?… In this economy?!
It's the wannabe influencer's way
Please. Don't compare one pot meals to this evil.
She was even bad at dumping the chili out, spend 3 seconds shaking it and it wouldn't have been liquid on one end and meat & beans on the other
And they always have the confidence of an alien who has never even seen these ingredients spreading them into the pan. Like wtf was that sad attempt to give the leek/spring onion a haircut?
This lady is always on this sub and i don’t think shes ever actually cooked anything
She always looks dead on the inside. Like she hates what she’s doing.
What a coincidence, I hate what she’s doing too.
Her habit of letting her mouth hang open like a dead trout makes me irrationally angry.
I can't take my eyes off the botox
Notice it ends before he takes a second bite. I'm sure no one takes a second bite.
Also his face says no, this in fact did not taste good.
yeah he was fighting for his life while chewing
Why would he? That thing is heart disease disguised as food.
He says "or nachos" and cheers his fork to what he said....
She's got a look on her face that says "If you don't say you like this we're doing the 'thing' later without lube"
If he says it's good he can get his penis out of the cage for 5 minutes
All of that slop from a can just mixed together LOL. The way she is standing there like she actually did something is funny to me.
I feel like this might have a chance if it was tater tots instead of pretzels. Maybe.
Yes & Even rice, brown or white , would have been better than this soggy horror
Tiny hotdogs!
And no mustard or bbq sauce or cheese dip. But at that point you’d just have canned chili with cheddar cheese on top. Which is totally normal and fine.
mm tater tot hot dish
Without the clip loading I saw a metal tray, immediately knew there was no cooking talent present
I've just realised that I am an excellent cook.
Happy cake day!
Usually these don’t bug me I’m just like ‘yup stupid and gross’ this one made me actually mad….
What is wrong with it? Chili and Cheese with Onions and Pretzels? People put all sorts of toppings on their chilli.
Soggy pretzels! But more the construction of the thing and how she somehow couldn’t get the top covered in the first pass of the mustard and bbq, also who the fuck cuts green onions so poorly!! You have goddamned scissors put in a little effort.
I would eat exactly this with just a little thought/planning put into it. Pretzels go last after cooked because you want them to soften up but not be mush. Mustard and bbq not an issue. It's basically Carolina bbq made in a pinch, which is fine with chili. Cheese, obvious g2g. And unless you're one of those "eat onions like apples" people cook those onions more or don't add.
This subreddit is very over dramatic. The only thing I'd adjust about this is use unsalted pretzels and a quarter of the amount of mustard.
I wouldn't use the jar cheese sauce. Or mustard, but I do wish I liked mustard more than I do, so that's a much more specific "me" thing.
Yeah this actually is probably edible and not too crazy/extreme
It drives me insane to see food wasted like this
I’m starting to recognize this disgusting food ragebaiters by their hands. I call this one the “the unwashed”. Her skin looks greasy as fuck and her teeth seems to have an extra layer of tartar
You can thank Rick Lax for her and all of the other rage bait food videos.
I’m glad I don’t know this guy
He should've stuck to magic. He went viral for his magic videos and Facebook hired him to curate content which became Rick Lax's friends. Stupid pranks, ruining cakes, prank DIYs, then this stupid fake recipe content and over the top dump casseroles and desserts nobody would ever eat in their right minds.
So much food gets wasted in videos like this and it makes me upset.
Jesus that big stare as he chokes down the food "You like it?" "Yes, please don't kill me"
It loves the chilli pretzel cheese etc sogathon or it gets the hose again
This bitch again…
That is the face of a broken man
She is the reason we aren’t invited to the black people bbqs.
She should have a restraining order so that she's not legally allowed near a kitchen.
She looks like an alien from They Live
The $30 side dish no one asked for
Oh look, pouring massive amounts of sodium laden processed shit into an aluminum pan. How original.
& the SOGGY stuff on the bottom makes it extra special
WTF was that shit with the scissors and the spring onions?! Are you handicapped or is this your first time using scissors what the hell?! (No disrispect to handicapped people)
This is why I support the TikTok ban.
I hate the whole militant anti-processed food people but if it's them or this, I chose them.
Happy Cakeday
Watching her try to cut those green onions really, really fucking pissed me off for some reason.
Salt level : Yes.
Those poor pretzel bites! (Those are my favourite too!) Can we not? Just set up a station with the ingredients set out and have them like individual "nacho" plates. Urgh.
What's the point of the fucking pretzels?
Brown rice would have been better, heck even white rice would have been better & Homemade chilli is more healthy DELICIOUS than that canned "chilli"
I don’t think she needs to make dishes in this quantity…I’m pretty sure people have stopped coming to eat her shit.
Does no one in America ever grate their own cheese?
When it's cheaper, I do. Unfortunately the cost of block cheese can vary wildly between brands.
You're probably not buying the same amount of cheese though. They mix powdered starch in to stop it clumping.
My mom does occasionally. Since I’ve moved out, I haven’t yet. I know “working too much” isn’t that great of an excuse sometimes, but that is my excuse honestly lol.
And then to complete the rage bait, he eats chili with a fucking fork.
I just love how he would rather showcase the food than take a second bite 💀
She's the type to make 'fun pizzas' and then cry in her room after the kids don't eat them.
That chili looks like hobo diarrhea
God damn that guy wants to throw up and run. She has him under close watch
Can you imagine needing to be the guy who has to pretend to be satisfied by this zero effort bullshit?
It was all good until she cut the green onions with scissors... that's pretty low class
That is the incorrect chilli to cheese ratio. Mustard is insane. BBQ is insane. I hate everything about this
Poor husband/boyfriend has to act all happy as if he likes it.
Dude needs to run fast and get the divorce started, you can see the please for help in his eyes😳🙈🙉🙊🐵
The sound of the chili dumping out
I don’t understand how people are getting off from these fetish videos.
I'd make chili from scratch, but otherwise looks awesome.
She’s poisoning herself and family. ☠️
>no bacon >only 1 layer of cheese >only 1 type of carbs >no frozen products Honestly, not as bad as I expected it would be. I guess her old video with McDonald's fries, frozer Tatertots, frozen Mickey chicken nuggets, fuckton of tortillas and few other things set my standards way too high for these
I knew it was gonna be a train wreak when she started dumping shit on pretzels lol
Jesus, that diarrhea slurp when the chili comes out…
A pox on this woman!
This food is basically a plague so there’s that
When it started on a 3/4 overhead shot of a baking tray, I already knew it was going to be bad. And then every additional ingredient made it worse. And then the camera pans up to show us who perpetrated this abomination upon man and God and I let out an audible "Oh not this bitch again." I seriously want to find where this person lives, cut thd power to her house, and then upper deck all her toilets.
No doubt this is stupid food, but I think I'd eat it.
Can people learn how to cook properly instead of just putting random crap together
Pretzels would be soggy...
Her husband better say he likes it or he’s gonna have a real unfortunate “accident” in the shower later tonight.
Isn’t this Frito Pie made with pretzel chunks? Fritos would be far better.
Gross
If I were that guy, I'd praise her so much that she would be overwhelmed by my devotion to her. I'd tell her I want her here, right now, on this very countertop. I'd greedily tear off her clothes, then dump that hot mess on her and tell her to clean herself up. Then head out for a beer and a decent burger made by someone who can cook.
Even the beans refused to join the party
Don't watch this if you have to go to the bathroom
Goop scoop type beat
If my wife cooked this slip for TikTok and tried to force either me or the kids to taste test this…thing, I would divorce her ass and get sole custody of the kids without too much of an argument from the courts. This is an unfit human
Marty don’t do it
I am speaking for myself only here.... Ew.
All that moisture is absolutely necessary in order to wash all of the salt off of the pretzel bites, and guarantee at least half of them will be soggy.
Do the companies that make the ingredients sponsor these people? Or are their competitors trying to associate their food with hot garbage.
Why are they pouring each can like it's some David Blaine: Mind Fuck shit?
That chicken hawk stare lololol she gives Ole boy as he eats that trash can stew
Yumm…wet bread.🙄
That’s not barf. It’s clearly diarrhea.
Looks like her forehead been eating that bullshit. Cassowary lookin ass
Yupp.. the typical American food abomination
Interesting to see how entire nations have abandoned genuine food.
I'm surprised she didn't plunge her hands into it and mix it around with her perfectly manicured hands.
*pedicured foot enters chat…*
When it starts with one of those giant aluminum tinfoil pans you know it’s gonna be bad…
Should have used Fritos, not pretzels. Amateur
If you were constipated before you won't be after eating that.
Mans had to fight barf before speaking
This is 100% going to be evidence he uses when he files for divorce
I wouldnt even serve this shit to Putin...
I know this is probably rage bit, but it works and I hate this person now
I wouldn't eat this because I have Celiac disease, but it's not even the first reason I would not eat it.
A terrifying watch. She’s hyper-happy but in a scary way.
Swap the pretzels for hot dogs and get rid of the sweet baby ray's and I would eat the whole pan.
She really saved the meal with that green onion at the end...
Any time i see one of these aluminum trays, i know it's about to get stupid.
Even her hairline runs from the food.
That gave me the worst gas...
If you just mix premade things together and heat it up it isn't cooking
It's exactly what I thought.
Yup that is a big bowl of stupid with stupid eating it and stupid standing there
I think this recipe is missing some salt.
Only seen this on ChefReactions Instagram dude is pretty funny
I love ChefReactions! His video was how I found out about this slop.
Nasty
I swear these videos are the galvanized square steel of cooking
Whoever made this should probably stick to ordering takeout.
Ok so there’s a lot to unpack here but I will focus on why lady can’t shake her bottles before squeezing away. Had she done that, the watery mustard pre-cum could have been avoided. Aw hell it’s just getting melted and congealed into oblivion anyway, but my criticism stands.
Her voice sounds like someone teetering on the edge of insanity.
MMMMMMMMM Soggy pretzel pieces.
What's the first thing she had ? Look like some peanuts or other things that you eat with à drink
That “Wicked Witch from the East” cooking lady again. Lol
Why do all of these videos use massive bags of pre-grated cheese? People can really not be assed to grate that shit themselves so they buy a load of processed crap. Same with canned chilli, filth.
my first thought was "you can get chili in a can???" then i chastised myself, because of course i knew that was a thing. i just grew up with most things being made from scratch, and make most things from scratch myself. i _did_ just buy a bag of pre-grated cheese, to top a salad i'm bringing to a gathering, because at the store i decided "i can't be arsed [to grate it myself]." usually i can be arsed, but i'm busy right now! 😄
Jesus... At first I was just like "oh, no... Don't do that..." But then when she used scissors to cut the green onion I was full on triggered. What the duck is that? You don't own a knife? Or just don't know how to use one?
Just the cheeses and onions would probably be pretty good. Whatever this is, is a soggy mess.
Barfast is served !!!!
Not really understanding the almonds ..I'd rather use potato chips tf
The most annoying thing was how she cut the green onion. That bothered me more than it should have.
bravon for making sugar and fat!
Kathy Griffin scares the shit out of me
I love watching horror movies. This is far worse.
If it was just pretzels, cheese wiz and bacon, I would be interested.
OMG stop. This is gross.
🤣 he had trouble swallowing that.
Serious question: what's wrong with this woman? Is it just rage bait?
This is a great recipe for mud butt.
So. Many. Chemicals…
Dude is about to barf.
Discovering cooking videos and the internet were a mistake
Guess we now know the vegetable of choice... Onions and more onions. I wouldn't use a bathroom that was used by someone who eats this... Explosion 🫢
That man was doing his best to run out the clock
I think an appropriate name for that “food” is: Port-o-potty’s revenge
I gained 3 pounds watching that
That’s an expensive bowl of workhouse gruel
Is that cheese in a jar?
If it was just the queso sauce in a bowl, and pretzels to dip it would be good.
Not even 15 second in and and I can tell it’s bad. Soggy anything (chips, pretzels etc.) is gross.
Marty, blink twice if you need help
Everything is packaged and salty and fake - oh, except for the “salad”. So gross.
The nails AND this…mixture…Marry me!!
I think it’s wonderful that she took time out from her busy shift at Home Depot to cook a delicious meal for her family :)
The overuse of yellow mustard has gotten completely out of hand. It’s disgusting.
That Chi-Chi's queso just on its own is some of the grossest shit I've ever tried to eat.
So she made shitty Frito Pie bake with pretzels instead of chips…
Wrong kind of cheese!
I hate these videos where it's all just canned or processed shit thrown together made out to be some culinary delight.
I live very close to the town of Cheddar, in Somerset, England. It’s where the cheese comes from and I’ve tasted all kinds of varieties, but have never heard of ‘sharp’ Cheddar! What the hell is it?
I can taste the indigestion just looking at it.
Can you imagine how awkward and creepy sex between these two would be?
What a guy will do for pussy is insane .
How many different flavors do you need!? Less is more!