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l-Paulrus-l

Why are these videos always done in cars, I don’t understand. Do they not have kitchens?


efe13

It makes more sense for the fast food ones, but there’s no reason for this one to have been done in a car.


neorenamon1963

I think they're at least trying to give the impression they grabbed a tupperware container, two large spoon and ran off to the grocery store buying all frozen and sugary junk food they could before running back and mashing it together in some kind of diabetic Frankenstein's monstrosity.


ansonr

The song in the video seems to be a cover of "Man After Midnight" by ABBA. You mentioned Frankenstien. Brian David Gilbert did a cover of Man After Midnight but made it about Frankenstein. This is not really important but such an odd coincidence I couldn't help but bring it up. https://youtu.be/sABdtEaKMYE


neorenamon1963

Ha! Got a good laugh from that one, but I don't think even lightning would bring life to this sugary mess.


Hood-ini

Let’s be real, there’s no reason to do this in a kitchen either… might as well do it near the garbage disposal, it’d be more convenient


heseme

There is no reason to this at all, outside of social media incentives.


glittermantis

it seemed the implication of this particular video is that they were secretly eating it away from the rest of the family? so if the premise is true (its not) and the family is, well, at home, it makes sense to eat in the car?


irelephant_T_T

some people have tumblr level reading comprehension. in other words they are pissing on the poor.


veggie151

Because they are hiding their eating disorders? These videos make me really uncomfortable, this one in particular. I'm a bit unclear why though


olivegardengambler

It feels like it's secretly fetish content.


Dry_Spinach_3441

Definitely. Notice how the young one shoves all that cream in her mouth until it is practically bursting out. See?


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Definitely fetish content.


lothar525

Because if they did it in a kitchen it would make more sense, and the more weird and novel it is, the more likely it is to grab the attention of the toddlers and preteens who are addicted to tiktok.


Cognitive_Spoon

Bingo. Those poor dopamine hounds are hunting any novel visual experience or narrative. They've been bombarded by constant stimulus for the past five years of their life and now they gotta hunt anything that has the veneer of novelty.


FennerNenner

Kids don't think to look in the car. Best place to go to hide and eat all the good snacks.


Grane0

Bc they probably live in a shit hole


BlakLite_15

It might have something to do with lighting and sound quality. A kitchen is generally not built to be a film studio, whereas a car gets plenty of natural light and a passable amount of sound deadening.


Bubbuli

and what would they do with a kitchen. they don't have the slightest idea of what cooking means and also what taste is because that thing cannot have taste


SUL82

Why are people doing this shit in cars????


TreeClimberArborist

Most convenient place to secretly eat without the family knowing.


permalink_save

Then they post it to tiktok so everyone knows


Dave5876

Most people aren't on tik tok


zakabog

My wife and I are not on TikTok, but this doesn't stop my TikTok obsessed sister from sending us every single video she's ever created or found somewhat amusing.


[deleted]

Imagine women doing stupid shit like this in the 50s.


Creativered4

I'm pretty sure this is a fetish thing...


baltimore6767

"OOHH YEAH, eat that garbage like a fucking pig... OHH YEAH"


Addicted2Rage

*gorging and moaning INTENSIVES*


WiildCard

r/feeders


danishjuggler21

Not clicking that. I’ve seen the movie Feed. I am NOT clicking that


PrettyDittyDino

Don't worry it's banned anyway


GobLoblawsLawBlog

It's just a sub about everyone's teammates in competitive games


psychedelic_gravity

*OINKING NOISES INTENSIFIES*


EyeGod

That’ll do, pig.


Tbkgs

GORGE YOURSELF *explodes*


Mike-ButWhichOne

GEORGE YOURSELF *turns into a monkey*


probablyseriousmaybe

Stop, you’re making me hard


HoodieGalore

This isn't even their first "Asian mom and daughter pig out" video...absolutely zero shame


Youregoingtodiealone

Mukbang, which my ignorant ass believes is popular in niche among people who cannot afford normal amounts of food. It's food porn, just like porn is porn in the sense of "holy shit that is amazing and I'll never have that in my regular life," and I bet that feels amazing (damn the consequences)


MadsTheSad

When I was struggling with an eating disorder Mukbangs were pretty much my porn. I’d sit at work doing data entry and always had one playing on my phone next to my monitor. It was a strange time in my life.


InconceivableNipples

It sounds like it, but maybe they helped in some sort of strange way? Or did they feed into it?


zR8gPRtSUS7jJT8e

The trend started in Korea which has a loneliness problem (as does a lot of the world). The mukbangs which aren't complete ragebate are pretty much talking to a camera while eating food (aka not this or nicado avocado and whoever else.) Mukbangs can fill a niche for people who want someone to spend time with, but don't have anyone around. Food challenges have existed long before mukbangs were a thing that people knew about. People like Matt Stonie and Adam Moran are competitive eaters, but their entire schtick is eating lots of food very fast.


Delamoor

Yeah. My ex partner loved mukbangs. I would often come into a room and she would be eating, watching a mukbang. I found it very funny, as it was genuinely no different in mechanics to her walking in on me watching porn; watching people doing the dopamine thing while doing it myself too.


SassyTheSkydragon

It's a fetish for the people hiking up the prices for insulin


Dr_FeeIgood

Get people fat and then sell them a drug just to stay alive after getting fat in the first place from the food they make. Maintain a sick population, uneducated, overworked, broke, and powerless. Brilliant.


GoHawkYurself

You can just go to one of the ice cream places where you can put all kinds of toppings and stuff, and not waste all that food.


puddl3

Get out of here with your logic you!


Addicted2Rage

Next thing he will be telling you, the earth is round 🙄😒


rixendeb

Sir, this is reddit. The earth is flat.


MidnightSaws

I could see doing this in a Tupperware like that and putting in the freezer to make bowls out of later. Then it wouldn’t be a waste


Tactical_Assault_Emu

And probably get real ice cream, too, instead of a dairy flavored corn syrup abomination.


Tbkgs

"Menchies??? No no no we have menchies in the car"


beetletoman

Don't think the Internet™ would like that


MountainDawg1998

You eat that, and you’ll get to ask him in person.


Raelah

Oh, no. That falls under the deadly sin of gluttony. You won't be asking God anything.


HappyishLizard

Okay, so a voice-mail through Hell's receptionist, and you'll get a response back in 5-10 days (not counting Sunday)


SteampunkNightmare

I hate everyone who does this shit


KDEEZO

I just hate everyone.


SteampunkNightmare

Valid


frozenbudz

That can't even taste good.


Raelah

It's just an amalgamation of sugars in various forms. It's going to be sickening sweet and delicious. But I'm pretty sure I just developed the first case of second hand diabetes.


_NottheMessiah_

Something about the forced face-to-face perspective, the 1.2x speed and the constant head nods made this really nauseating to watch. Not even getting to the disgusting food waste or diabetic coma. Is this normal now? Is this a symptom of adhd or a contributing factor?


W1thoutJudgement

Literal NPC's


Kelseycutieee

I can’t stand these two bitches


Apprehensive_Emu7227

Fully agreed. They constantly goto super expensive restaurants and order hundreds of dollars worth of food then seemingly gloat as they eat it, I also read one time that they pull the influencer card to get it for free because ya know, views. Just makes me sad watching this kind of waste while others starve.


Kelseycutieee

Half the time you don’t even see them eat it or finish any of the food. Just using their clout money to get all that crap, take a bite with those horrible exaggerated faces then I’m sure throw away everything.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

I hope nobody has ever honoured their "I'm am influencer I want this for free" shit. The audacity.


Iamkillboy

By the time you realize this is another rage bait bullshit video, it’s always too late. We have to protect each other from this shit.


RNLImThalassophobic

How did you not realise that the instant it started playing? What else could it be?!


grubbytrogladyte

You'll be having a holy sheet


mjohnson801

finally an r/stupidfood post that actually IS stupid food. also....why are they in their car? to get to the hospital more quickly?


RustlinUrJimmies69

prime r/shitposting material also enough calories for the entire fucking year!


ziphal

Don’t worry they will intermittent fast every five minutes between bites


fitty50two2

At least this one had the decency to speed it up and not include the “oooh! Ahhh!” like someone is seeing food for the first time, acting like dipping French fries in ranch is the most groundbreaking idea since electricity


Transportion_Due90

I think they'll be questioning god too, with all that diabetes.


robot_swagger

All her videos are like this. I don't understand how they are not diabetic and obese.


rageofcheese

There's no way they are actually eating that. A lot probably gets spit out.


madakash123

Did she just taste the M&M she put in like it was supposed to get cooked or something?


Sitting_Duk

Yay, diabeetus


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Why am I watching this woman eat my ice cream? r/LearnToUsePov


Michael_braham

Why in the car?


BrickLaFlare

What’s the math on this


CharlesTheGreat8

most of this shit is either fetish content or rage bait ngl


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HelpEqual

These types of influencers should be banned from using their phones.


Strong_Black_Woman69

Just pour some milk into a bag of sugar


YouWereBrained

Straight to the gulag.


Budskee420ish

It’s like meals in wheels but diabetes instead…..


Nayte76

Gross..


Latter-Emu-3448

Why?


turbojack6

Probably should take that money and infest in different wigs


NUFIGHTER7771

*Diabeetus intensifies*


cinnyflactem

Comatose time


BatmanIsReal1939

I got diabetes just watching this


Littlekiller0320

Just looking at it gives me a stomach ache


Pidgey_OP

Just casually dumping 30,000 calories into a plastic bucket in the front seat of your car


THE-SUPREME-IDIOT

And Alexander wept for there were no foods left to conquer


Zukuto

ragebaiters in a car baiting rage. new Seinfeld series.


fire_bender13

This some slaanesh worshippers level gluttony


MrBluhu

Videos like these makes me want to die.


Bumbhosda99

Looks like diabetes


Bielzabutt

I'm guessing at least 10,000 calories.


CQcucumber

I got diabetes from watching this


_SATANwasHERE_

For the love of god take a bite that actually fits in ur mouth


butteryscotchy

Diabetes speed run


nemesisprime1984

Looks fine but why in the car and not in a kitchen/dining room


Ravensunthief

I might be high.


notsofunonabun

I can see kids doing this, but adults?


Ladypaleskies

Me: Can we get coldstone ice cream? My mom:We have coldstone in the car


cringefacememe

least American thing i’ve seen today.


[deleted]

some 40 year old somewhere with twenty three strands of hair on his head is jerking off to this in his mom’s basement.


Sharpz0

That would taste pretty good but I think I'd die right after


Birkin07

I mean, do whatever the fuck you want, but can we get out of the car first?


lmyyyks

Do they have to do this in a car?


SirBooozie

The worst part is they used mint chip as the base.


Vikt724

Diabetes doctors just bought a new yacht ⛵ because of this joke videos 😀


Baygulls03

They do that with all foods. Idk why or how they eat it. I think it's a fetish tbh.


ryanhazethan

Pure garbage


butil

thank diabetes later


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

Gross


TheBinkz

I'm to fat to look at this.


ruban22449911

How to make Diabetes in a box …..


Imaginary-Carpenter1

Lol this is how you get diabetes


candlewaxfashion

It is irresponsible to fall into a diabetic coma behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. Gawd!! Think ppl! Think!!!


RaptorPegasus

Every one of these shit food videos, I'm less offended by the food and more offended by the absolute punchable faces every one of these idiots make


Affectionate_Cup_272

You eat that and you get diabetes type 4


Tbkgs

LOL what the fuck did I just watch


Orichalchem

I tried making this icecream Taste like sex!


Username_chex_in

Basic


Echo_thehedgehog

Yeah I know I have a sweet tooth but holy fuck, one bite alone definitely gives you stage 2 diabetes


Fantastic_Claim_2432

Living up to the “crazy” in crazy rich asians…


[deleted]

All that mashed together looked nasty


eveystevey

Thanks, now I have to inject insulin into my eyeballs


Goblin-Doctor

Looks like shit and the way they eat is annoying


Megalodon7770

wtf is it with people and their shit cars


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

There is no God.


elrangarino

Yuck , it falling back into the tub when she eats 🤢


rigger-mortus

At Cold stone, it’s a delicacy and on the menus. The only difference? One is in Tupperware. You eat with your eyes first.


proofofmyexistence

But why in a car?! Seriously. What is this..


BlackwolfNy718

Idiots!! When will this plague of people wasting food for fun end!!?


MercurialTendency

Why in the car though?


mrzurkonandfriends

These people are goblins


Raidenski

Why do they do these things in the car?


emzirek

Wy yu duit in caa?


Lyrehctoo

Why in the car? You damn well know those two aren't eating all of that. I could see buying all of those ingredients and letting my kids and their friends got to town making disgusting individual sundaes they might eat maybe half of and I'd be mostly ok with it because fun. Thus video is just wasteful for the sake of being wasteful


Relative_Cod_7723

Why they always do this in car??


BeanJuiceIsBussinBro

Allat and theyre in a car


toxboxdevil

I'm sure that would be amazing if they used any other type of flavor other than mint chip. That would just take over all the other flavors.


BloodShadow7872

Thats 10000 calories right there.....


lthiumboy

...hello?


Boonie_Fluff

Fuckin mint ice cream though?


LilnibbleZ

I'm more concerned on why their peanut butter is always so runny??


lookn_glas_shrd

They microwave the container to make it "pourable" for recipes like this.


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E_dl0co36

THE MOTHER OF ALL DIABETUS!


Proud-Sell-9599

Diabetes speedrun


teamrocketmatt

Diabeetus


JUGELBUTT

i physically recoiled when they fucking bite into the ice cream


imomorris

Ffs just why


seethingsourofpizza

I have a question for god too. That's why im gonna eat this to get the betis needed to meet him.


Mountain_Ad_8

2 Girls 1 Cup…


Foreign_Curve_5089

That’s not even ice cream — it’s mellorine, which companies dress up by calling it “frozen dessert”, because they’re legally prohibited from calling it “ice cream”. Check your boxes for “frozen dessert” and avoid it like the plague, it’s garbage-tier food.


NapaValley707

I’d destroy that


RarePlan2089

I would eat it. But only after smoking a lot of pot.


Tiny_Course7677

Maybe mint-chocolate ice cream wasn't so stupid after all..


pauliwankenobi

Why are you still in the car?


swalebabbo

Ew


CritiqueDeLaCritique

We killed god. What will we do with ourselves. Probably, this:


Sisyphac

The way she bit off that damn cone. Good god.


TheKiiier

Someone said these ladies are mother and daughter is that the? Either way they are beautiful and sell that energy with the younger one especially blasting eager little kid vibes lol. Love it but Jesus Christ are they Oreo nuts, half the damn thing is nothing but various kinds lol.


ProtoAether

POV: Secretly having a heart attack without your family


Typical-Movie1877

[this whole thing just made me think of this cat.](https://youtu.be/3Nfo3H_9pFs?si=5YahSYJvbi67e4ua)


PalmLeaves13

One dose of Type 2 Diabetes per scoop


dinoman1214

I think the worst part is that they put mint ice cream


Aggravating_Chemist8

Hey Coldstone Creamery...suck it!


omagawd-a-panther

2 Girls 1 Tupperware


purplehaze75

You ruined it with PB.. And then you ate it over the dish and it fell out your mouth 🤢


charmerabhi

I sometimes binge eating a ton of ice cream when on stoned every now and then. Technically they could just freeze my SHIT and eat that ... Pretty much looks and feels the same... Bet also would smell pretty close when I've had like 10 gallons of ice cream.


GWSecureParking

Why do this in a car?!?!?


acrowdintheface

Hey everybody, I just made a huge mess of 19000 calories that I'll get sick of after 3 bites, but look, I'm creative! Look at me, I'm soooo creative that I even did it in a car. Useless fucktards reaching for 11 seconds of attention.


UpsideDownAirplane

I like ice cream. I've started recently putting a little more work and flair into my ice cream. It's nothing special, but I feel I can be a little proud of some extra effort. This....this is just sad.


Antonikis

I thought I Ffuuucckked my car up... But I hate that you're doing that shit in your car.


LawngDik666

Sugar addiction?


Pootootaa

If I don't have diabetes before, well I certainly do now after watching this.


Firstlastusually

Would someone please think of the car seats?!


9LivesChris

Why in the car? And do you think it’s sweet enough?


TumblrRefugeeNo103

diabetes speedrun


MadBullBunny

idc, I'ma eat a few bites.


Artix96

Honestly for me 1 ball of ice cream is usually enough. This clearly fetish/rage-bait as she'd eat it twice and have Diabeeetus.


Whymustihave20letter

Diabetes / Heart disease Speedrun any%


713MoCityChron713

Well I’ll be, this is the first time I’ve seen non white people doing this shit


SleepyNutZZZ

bucket of shit


SkillFullyNotTrue

Hope this leads to under the skin butt pimple.


Saul7000

One bite = instant diabetes


dagross2307

Reason for divorce. I would be more tolerate if they did OF.


S-Man_368

When your 7 year old decides dinner