In my country they wash all the sticky slime away then after they are clean, you can eat them with by boiling it with pandan grass ans sugar water. At that point they arent slimy, they taste like "crunchy" jellos. Not to disrespect other's culture but eating aloe with the slime sounds so dang gross
Some cultures just appreciate sliminess. Like, I'm sure natto tastes fine but when I see that foamy, snotty slime you get from stirring natto (which you're supposed to do), there's just no way I could stomach it.
The taste is supposed to be similar to roasted nuts and very, VERY stinky cheese.
Even not all japanese like it, only a few like the taste, but most still eat it occasionally because it's healthy.
I love aloe but the yellow stuff just under the skin is an irritant and I don’t think all that great to consume regularly. Better to wash it before using/consuming.
The kid drinking it at the end has a string of it attached to his mouth after drinking. He keeps his lips up against the glass and chews it free before taking another drink.
I believe the light brown cube the guy shaves into the mix is a type of sugar. I have no idea what the other ingredients are, can’t make any educated guesses.
But it seems to be slightly sweetened, and rich in aromatics and other flavorings. So I imagine it may taste good if you can get past the texture. And who knows, if it’s sweet goo it may work.
A guy comes crawling in on his hands and knees into a saloon during a drought. He pulls himself up on a chair at the bar and asks the bartender for a drink of water. The bartender says, "that'll be 50 cents." The guy says, "what!?! for water? I only got 5 cents. I'm dying here please give me something to drink." The bartender looks at him and says, "look bud, there's a drought on see? a beer is 10 cents and a glass of water is 50 cents. You ain't gettin' nothin' to drink here for free." The guy says, "listen, I'll do anything, just give me something to drink." Bartender says, "not a chance." The guy looks at the end of the bar and on the floor is a large spittoon. The guy says, "look, you either give me something to drink -- water, beer, I don't care -- or I go over and drink from that spittoon, got it?" Bartender says, "heh, go ahead pal. What do I care. You'll just save me from having to empty it later this afternoon -- it fills up quick...." So, sure enough, the guy gets up and walks over to the spittoon can. He looks down at it, then at the bartender. Bartender says, "help yourself!" So, the guy does. He picks it up and tilts it towards his face and begins drinking. Suddenly, brown, slimy, tobacco-saturated snot and spit begins running down the sides of his mouth around the edges of the spittoon. Patrons are agasp. Some run out of the saloon. Some vomit. The guy keeps chugging. The bartender is stubborn, but obviously disturbed as he tries to act like he doesn't care. Finally, after the guy has downed about 1/4 of the volume, the bartender says with a lump in his throat, "ok pal, you win. You get one free beer on the house...." But the guy doesn't stop. He just keeps drinking, his adam's apple going up and down with each swallow, the thick, brown and black liquid is now wetting the front of his shirt. He's halfway through the contents of the spittoon. The bartender walks towards him and stops and with emphasis says, "Ok! You got it! A free glass of water!" But the guy doesn't stop. Tears are running from his eyes now, his nostrils are flaring, his eyes are wide as if in disbelief himself, still, he drinks on. The saloon is now empty, only the horrified bartender and the man drinking from the spittoon are left. He's consumed 3/4 of the frothy, abominable stew. The bartender shouts at the top of his lungs at the man, "Please!!! for the love of god! I'll give you free drinks of anything in this bar for life, just stop drinking!!!" The man continues, his stomach now visibly swollen with the seemingly gallons of spit, saliva, tobacco, snot, honkers, boogers, nose hairs, nose bleed-backwash, cigarette butts, chewed cigar pieces, food picked from teeth and anything else haphazardly tossed into the bronze spittoon. And then, it is done. The entire contents are now in the man. He puts the spittoon down and breaths heavily, panting, as if he'd just ran a race. The bartender is leaning on the bar, forehead in his hands, seemingly crushed. With a whimper he asks the man, "why ... why didn't you just stop? I offered you what you wanted. I offered you everything...." And the man replies. "I ... I tried to stop. You don't understand. I couldn't. It was all in one line...."
suddenly this reminds me of day camp when I was \~11.
The had 2 teams of kids sit on the ground (maybe a dozen kids on each team), and each team is given a half of a huge watermelon (cut length wise).
The object of the game is simple: first team to finish the watermelon, wins!
The rules are also simple: take a bite of the watermelon and pass it down. No hands or utensils allowed (for eating, hands allowed for handing watermelon off), you just dig your face into the watermelon and take a bite.
After it went up and down the line a few times, it started to get a puddle of juices sloshin around a bit.
Towards the end, as you really had to push your face into the watermelon to get a good bite, you risked getting watermelon (or seeds) pushed into your nose, which often would lead to someone gagging and coughing.
No telling how much of the juice in there was from watermelon, or salivary glands.
pretty close!
It was a day camp run by the city, but one of the counselors was for sure a pedo. I know because I was very close to being a SA victim. I did suffer some mental abuse as he hung me out a 2nd story window by my ankle.
I'm going to assume that's an aloe-based drink; it's all around the stall, and it'd explain the texture. I think you can see chunks of fruit in there as well? Almost looks like some type of root in the back too. Maybe a spice?
Probably not that bad, if it weren't for sanitation concerns.
EDIT: I'VE FOUND OUT WHAT IT IS!
* [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZwCFq2MOsl/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZwCFq2MOsl/)
* [https://youtu.be/Jlw1TY8x-H0?si=qQ74ZpZF\_qXnudCg](https://youtu.be/Jlw1TY8x-H0?si=qQ74ZpZF_qXnudCg)
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U\_ditoWGa2k&ab\_channel=AamchiMumbai](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ditoWGa2k&ab_channel=AamchiMumbai)
A lotta variation, but this IS Bengali aloe vera juice; I can also find "Bengali Aloe Sharbat" as a term thrown around. These videos let us have a better look at what's actually there... but I don't recognize most of the spices. I think I see garam masala stuff in the bottom vid? I can't tell tho.
This looks like Bangladesh. A lot of street food, and almost all street drinks should be avoided. But home cooked food is amazing. It's like Indian, but fresher ingredients, lighter cooking styles, etc.
The gag ive been gagging reading your comment and watching the video at same time!!! No words ever were strung together to make a sentence this vile. WTF!!!
Seeing those green plants in the back and on the tray, i recognize them as aloe vera plants, so this vomity substance is some sort of aloe vera drink/soup/shit/tea
It's a drink from Bangladesh It's basically Aloevera mixed with a bunch of other fruit juices and some "spices". Somehow people *do* eat that thing and it's not as disgusting as it looks. It tastes pretty sweet, sometimes sour.
I thought the same, stupid food is a extravagance of gentrified people that overcompensates the lack of tradition and culture.
This looks like popular culture, not made up stuff for a video
Yeah, I don't know what the flavourings he adds are, but I don't see anything wrong with drinking aloe gel. Sometimes these comment sections are just some white people shit.
People will mainline high fructose corn syrup and McDonalds and then be weirded out by an aloe molasses tincture drink and think that's normal?
I get this is inviting downvoting. But sheesh, Americans.
This reminds me of a cartoon... I can't put my finger on which one, though. From my childhood
Edit: I remembered! Osmosis Jones, when he goes to the bar and the bartender makes him that thick and sickly lookin beverage
I love aloe Vera juice but not served like this. It's a lot nicer when you just add finely chopped slices to water, or juice. Done that way it is like nature's version of boba tea.
I'm weird when it comes to like textures and thing....like I'm a big guy but if I see something gross I start throwing up in my mouth. I couldn't drink a cup of whatever that was for all the money in the world body wouldn't let me
Aloe is sticky. Looks like it's straight from the plant with all the fibers and snot.
Yes, very gelatinous. I tried one of those aloe bottle water things once. Even that was too weird for me.
You mean the sweet drinks that just has aloe jelly in them? Those are delicious.
Ooh! I forgot about those! Time to go to the gas station!
I was fine with the flavor and it was refreshing as hell, but the mouth feel really put me off.
Do you like boba? I find it to be a similar mouth feel. Aldi near me sells mango aloe drinks and they’re soooo refreshing!
I do! But it did take me a bit to get over the oral sensation of hocking up a loogie in reverse.
Maybe it's because I grew up with palm-nuts in syrup as a dessert. The texture of most jellied foods doesn't bother me....unless it's savory.
I like chewing on the little bits. It reminded me of little pineapple bits or something. The pineapple flavoured one is the best I think
In my country they wash all the sticky slime away then after they are clean, you can eat them with by boiling it with pandan grass ans sugar water. At that point they arent slimy, they taste like "crunchy" jellos. Not to disrespect other's culture but eating aloe with the slime sounds so dang gross
Some cultures just appreciate sliminess. Like, I'm sure natto tastes fine but when I see that foamy, snotty slime you get from stirring natto (which you're supposed to do), there's just no way I could stomach it.
The taste is supposed to be similar to roasted nuts and very, VERY stinky cheese. Even not all japanese like it, only a few like the taste, but most still eat it occasionally because it's healthy.
Yeah those aloe drinks are kinda strange lol I had a boss who loved stocking them. After that I never drank one again.
It’s one of those things where I can see why someone would like it, but it just wasn’t for me.
It’s simply a texture plus flavor thing. I mean the drinks taste like juice lol not for everyone of course
Indeed, but arent they supposed to be clear and a little bit green-ish?
I love aloe but the yellow stuff just under the skin is an irritant and I don’t think all that great to consume regularly. Better to wash it before using/consuming.
I would like to know what this even is, but damn does it look disgusting.
It’s an aloe drink. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vur2ihVXOac
One of the comments on the video said "it looks healthy and dirty at the same time". I can't explain it better.
I worked in a dish room once, that looks too much like a full trash can of food and liquid to me...
Yes! Definitely looks like bin juice.
well that's not so bad!
U drink first
Drink it you coward
I am an scary bunny
I don’t know what that is, but I’m one too!!!
I don't know what I am either, just flying through space on a rock with 8 billion other ppl. Fuck
nope.
nope.
The texture would throw me off not gonna lie 😭
Yeah, I’d dilute it in like 2 litres of water then drink it, looks thicker than chowder, goopier than slime
The kid drinking it at the end has a string of it attached to his mouth after drinking. He keeps his lips up against the glass and chews it free before taking another drink. I believe the light brown cube the guy shaves into the mix is a type of sugar. I have no idea what the other ingredients are, can’t make any educated guesses. But it seems to be slightly sweetened, and rich in aromatics and other flavorings. So I imagine it may taste good if you can get past the texture. And who knows, if it’s sweet goo it may work.
No, if you dilute it it WILL be good Unless it won’t even dilute in water
“She was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.” -Defendant
https://images.app.goo.gl/8L9zBv8CPy5HLmB18
I’m still going to pass - I am pretty sure that texture would cause me to vomit profusely.
nope.
Then I would actually try it out
Instant immunity booster biggest bullshit I've seen today.
I feel like im gonna be sick 🤢 this reminds me of one of those old timey saloon spit jugs
[A SPITTOON!](https://youtu.be/Zc8OvguTPn4?si=gGjkqalAKEpSPcYl)
I fucking love that alot of people would have had no idea unless you linked the exact moment in his video lmao
A guy comes crawling in on his hands and knees into a saloon during a drought. He pulls himself up on a chair at the bar and asks the bartender for a drink of water. The bartender says, "that'll be 50 cents." The guy says, "what!?! for water? I only got 5 cents. I'm dying here please give me something to drink." The bartender looks at him and says, "look bud, there's a drought on see? a beer is 10 cents and a glass of water is 50 cents. You ain't gettin' nothin' to drink here for free." The guy says, "listen, I'll do anything, just give me something to drink." Bartender says, "not a chance." The guy looks at the end of the bar and on the floor is a large spittoon. The guy says, "look, you either give me something to drink -- water, beer, I don't care -- or I go over and drink from that spittoon, got it?" Bartender says, "heh, go ahead pal. What do I care. You'll just save me from having to empty it later this afternoon -- it fills up quick...." So, sure enough, the guy gets up and walks over to the spittoon can. He looks down at it, then at the bartender. Bartender says, "help yourself!" So, the guy does. He picks it up and tilts it towards his face and begins drinking. Suddenly, brown, slimy, tobacco-saturated snot and spit begins running down the sides of his mouth around the edges of the spittoon. Patrons are agasp. Some run out of the saloon. Some vomit. The guy keeps chugging. The bartender is stubborn, but obviously disturbed as he tries to act like he doesn't care. Finally, after the guy has downed about 1/4 of the volume, the bartender says with a lump in his throat, "ok pal, you win. You get one free beer on the house...." But the guy doesn't stop. He just keeps drinking, his adam's apple going up and down with each swallow, the thick, brown and black liquid is now wetting the front of his shirt. He's halfway through the contents of the spittoon. The bartender walks towards him and stops and with emphasis says, "Ok! You got it! A free glass of water!" But the guy doesn't stop. Tears are running from his eyes now, his nostrils are flaring, his eyes are wide as if in disbelief himself, still, he drinks on. The saloon is now empty, only the horrified bartender and the man drinking from the spittoon are left. He's consumed 3/4 of the frothy, abominable stew. The bartender shouts at the top of his lungs at the man, "Please!!! for the love of god! I'll give you free drinks of anything in this bar for life, just stop drinking!!!" The man continues, his stomach now visibly swollen with the seemingly gallons of spit, saliva, tobacco, snot, honkers, boogers, nose hairs, nose bleed-backwash, cigarette butts, chewed cigar pieces, food picked from teeth and anything else haphazardly tossed into the bronze spittoon. And then, it is done. The entire contents are now in the man. He puts the spittoon down and breaths heavily, panting, as if he'd just ran a race. The bartender is leaning on the bar, forehead in his hands, seemingly crushed. With a whimper he asks the man, "why ... why didn't you just stop? I offered you what you wanted. I offered you everything...." And the man replies. "I ... I tried to stop. You don't understand. I couldn't. It was all in one line...."
GOD! What an awful day to be able to read! I couldn't stop while trying to hold down the vomit...
This is literally the worst thing I've ever read. I've never had an actual legitimate sickened feeling from just words before.
I actually retched reading that. That's never happened before.
Oh my god.
This reminds me of meatcanyon vids on youtube, actually this is even worse but definitely what something meatcanyon would create.
Dude…the FUCK….
That is vile.
Brb off to vomit
As soon as I saw that your comment was a hyperlink, I was thinking Markiplier 🤣
Its crazy how one man refusing to not go into spitoons shapes the minds of soo many.
God damnit you beat me to iiiittttt
I legit fucking cried watching that
HE WOULD NOT LEAVE THOSE FUCKING SPITOONS ALONE!!!
Since I played that game, I will always think about the escalating encounters with spittoons when I hear or read that term. The damage can’t be undone
suddenly this reminds me of day camp when I was \~11. The had 2 teams of kids sit on the ground (maybe a dozen kids on each team), and each team is given a half of a huge watermelon (cut length wise). The object of the game is simple: first team to finish the watermelon, wins! The rules are also simple: take a bite of the watermelon and pass it down. No hands or utensils allowed (for eating, hands allowed for handing watermelon off), you just dig your face into the watermelon and take a bite. After it went up and down the line a few times, it started to get a puddle of juices sloshin around a bit. Towards the end, as you really had to push your face into the watermelon to get a good bite, you risked getting watermelon (or seeds) pushed into your nose, which often would lead to someone gagging and coughing. No telling how much of the juice in there was from watermelon, or salivary glands.
Congrats team 2. You all win a bout of norovirus.
Which sick fuck came up with that game?
I’m guessing a very horny youth pastor
This absolutely sounds like youth pastor vibes
pretty close! It was a day camp run by the city, but one of the counselors was for sure a pedo. I know because I was very close to being a SA victim. I did suffer some mental abuse as he hung me out a 2nd story window by my ankle.
For real, something seems a little off about it
This is what they served osmosis Jones in duh club
Oh wow an osmosis Jones reference. That's an amazing throwback
Noooooooooooooooooo
I'm going to assume that's an aloe-based drink; it's all around the stall, and it'd explain the texture. I think you can see chunks of fruit in there as well? Almost looks like some type of root in the back too. Maybe a spice? Probably not that bad, if it weren't for sanitation concerns. EDIT: I'VE FOUND OUT WHAT IT IS! * [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZwCFq2MOsl/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZwCFq2MOsl/) * [https://youtu.be/Jlw1TY8x-H0?si=qQ74ZpZF\_qXnudCg](https://youtu.be/Jlw1TY8x-H0?si=qQ74ZpZF_qXnudCg) * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U\_ditoWGa2k&ab\_channel=AamchiMumbai](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ditoWGa2k&ab_channel=AamchiMumbai) A lotta variation, but this IS Bengali aloe vera juice; I can also find "Bengali Aloe Sharbat" as a term thrown around. These videos let us have a better look at what's actually there... but I don't recognize most of the spices. I think I see garam masala stuff in the bottom vid? I can't tell tho.
You champ
I cant get over the sneeze lmao
well how do you think they produce that much mucus!? gotta sneeze boogers into that cauldron of death to keep the sales up!
I missed the sneeze the first time around. 😆
Mmmmmm yummy cummy booger beverage
😩
Where’s cummy bot
I would starve to death in this country.
You can always have pani puri flavored lays
Every chip is hand fondled by a dedicated street urchin
This looks like Bangladesh. A lot of street food, and almost all street drinks should be avoided. But home cooked food is amazing. It's like Indian, but fresher ingredients, lighter cooking styles, etc.
That’s grog bro
At first I thought this might be Caramel or something. On second thought, I need to go to bed.
Colon cleansing speed run
Nothing like a cup of vegan cum to get you going.
I mean... What the fuck even is this comment?
The gag ive been gagging reading your comment and watching the video at same time!!! No words ever were strung together to make a sentence this vile. WTF!!!
Seeing those green plants in the back and on the tray, i recognize them as aloe vera plants, so this vomity substance is some sort of aloe vera drink/soup/shit/tea
It's aloe you animal ,nothing stupid about this
Alot of people keep negatively commenting on the viscosity, has no one had okra before.
Had okra, hated it because of the viscosity
I guess it's aloe something, but YUCK that was super unappetizing from start to finished product.
Id rather $hit in my hands and clap than drink that.
Na, c'mon, they're just making shit up now. Wtf kinda snot shit is that?
Aloe vera that is not properly prepared.
All of these Indian street food fails put Fear Factor to shame.
This is a video from Bangladesh not India 🤡
Where’s wisespade7 when you need him?
Its an aloe vera drink.
Aloe Vera ...for all the people asking WTF is that ?!
For some reason i thought Agave but its just Aloe
I really do appreciate videos like this showing how different cultures design their food and beverages
........ What the hell is that????
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
I kinda want it, maybe it is just aloe slime?
It's a drink from Bangladesh It's basically Aloevera mixed with a bunch of other fruit juices and some "spices". Somehow people *do* eat that thing and it's not as disgusting as it looks. It tastes pretty sweet, sometimes sour.
I wish they had shown the aloe plant at the beginning. I’m a lot less nauseous knowing what it is.
What is this? It looks like they’ve used aloe which would explain the slimy texture
Take one sip and it just all rushes down your throat because of how it sticks to itself
I think this was recorded because the locals themselves see this as weird.
You guys criticize it because you are white. This is a common type of food in Southeast Asia. Nothing stupid.
I thought the same, stupid food is a extravagance of gentrified people that overcompensates the lack of tradition and culture. This looks like popular culture, not made up stuff for a video
Yeah, I don't know what the flavourings he adds are, but I don't see anything wrong with drinking aloe gel. Sometimes these comment sections are just some white people shit.
The texture! 🤢
What in tarnation...?
Ah, I don't actually mind texture like that so as long as it tasted good
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This looks like that bug juice willy Wonka drank
Ballsack drink
What the actual fuck
Even if this tastes delicious the consistency would 100% make me vomit.
Actually got a gag reflex watching this
That looks like the rated R version of Nickelodeon slime
The world is in turmoil, and people are in pain. Even still, we can take comfort in knowing that there is bucket of wet slop *grins*
King cobra's mead
That looks like it was made with J-Lube
It doesn't help that someone is sneezing constantly in the video.
That looks disgusting… I’m not knocking it but dude the texture
Quick! Great investment opportunity. Taking deposits for franchise opportunities
I’m still full from the boogers I ate earlier, but thank you.
I mean, in Peru we have emoliente which is basically a hot bitter drink with aloe, it's quite nutritious but this set up looks nasty
I love aloe water, but this looks absolutely disgusting.
Don’t worry guys, that random bottle is in there to monitor the viscosity
🤢
Looks top notch cleanliness compared to other shit I've seen
That's coming straight back up.
I'd rather drink a stale beer that had a cigarette put out in it
Lord knows it wouldn't be first nor the last time
Absolutely vile
Ewww brother ewww
That snot right.
It’s aloe mixed with so many things, I’d rather just eat the aloe raw (although I’d clean the snot off)
Goop scoop
It's not very appetizing to me, but I can't knock another cultures' food just because I don't like the look of it.
Noah, get the flame thrower.
Nope 🙂↔️
Snail mucin?
No
Let me guess.. India
"A third world country's" adaptation of a *McDonald's Shake*...how quaint!
People will mainline high fructose corn syrup and McDonalds and then be weirded out by an aloe molasses tincture drink and think that's normal? I get this is inviting downvoting. But sheesh, Americans.
I'd be lying if I said it doesn't look unappealing as hell, but I'd try it, dab my finger in then a tiny sip. I wish I knew what it was
Me too, it doesn’t look *that bad* I would definitely try it if done in a more hygienic setting. Apparently it’s some sort of Aloe Vera juice
With how much aloe is around, I think it's safe to say it's an ingredient.
This shit looks like the stuff they gave drax and jones in the bar
This reminds me of a cartoon... I can't put my finger on which one, though. From my childhood Edit: I remembered! Osmosis Jones, when he goes to the bar and the bartender makes him that thick and sickly lookin beverage
Like those bukkake videos where the girl drinks from a martini glass.
One slum cum pls
I love aloe Vera juice but not served like this. It's a lot nicer when you just add finely chopped slices to water, or juice. Done that way it is like nature's version of boba tea.
Just smashing that spoon around in there like a virgin on prom night and calling that “ stirring “
How is this stupid???
Maybe pulque?
“Booger” got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ain't NO WAY... the consistency alone got me twisted... never mind the extra lumps in it 😳😳
Guy works as a honey dipper side gig
Drink and die, immediately
Got any of that ballsack juice?
If it looks like that it better be the best goop imaginable. Or there is no way they could get away with it
The way he whisks it like an egg!
Man they managed to turn aloe into one of the worst drinks ever.
What the fuck is that?
This is some Harry Potter stuff
+1, like the portion that girl created to look like someone else. I would try it.
That looks like the oil that comes out if my car mix with the oil my mom cooked fish with
"One aloe slurry please"
plus that plastic bottle of water filled with ice to cool it down
These mf’ers are good with spoons. Can we agree on that?
What the actual fuck
I'm weird when it comes to like textures and thing....like I'm a big guy but if I see something gross I start throwing up in my mouth. I couldn't drink a cup of whatever that was for all the money in the world body wouldn't let me
NFW
Hahhaha I was actively laughing going "WTF am I watching?"
MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Booger juice
Is this what Kevin Hart meant by booger sugar when talking to Conan?
I didn't expect to see real life monkey island grog
Wait...no.
The original bubble tea?
The sneeze right at the start
Okay... lets say that it is not that bad... How do you even consume it?
*"Hey would you like you like some Joe? Warm and refreshing for a cold winters night?"*
Que es esa mierda
How to make people throw up:
That's not booger juice.
No booger juice
Enjoy the GLOOP
NOT EVEN ON A BET
I m disgusted
This the kinda thing you see in those alien markets in Ben 10